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Weirdest thing is: Architectural Digest is never about architecture, only about interior decoration. It should be called Internal Digestion.

I can literally think of nothing more awkward than a private Justin Bieber concert in my house.

“Private theaters people tend not to use, cause they have to walk all the way to the basement.” there’s no way this man isn’t fucking with us

"So I thought it would be cool if I put a rail system connecting my house to my other houses" is one of those phrases I thought I would only hear in reference to Minecraft.

It’s like in Sims when you accidentally build a house that’s too big, because you have no reference, and you don’t have enough furniture to fill the space.

Dude really said he has a room dedicated to “cutting flowers”. Wait until he finds out I have a room dedicated to just pooping and peeing.

The room with the single chair at 8:00 coupled with _”let’s show you Pierce’s bathroom :)”_ is absolutely hilarious in the most terrifying way 💀

Modern homes have the aesthetic of a dentist office and the comfort level of an airport lounge.

To the people saying that wasn’t Justin Bieber I say, “Prove it, idiot”

I love that the dragon heart is “dehumidified” not dehydrated

And that is how you launder money. "Why yes, Mr. IRS, I made $200,550,876.97 from my private arcade business... in my home... I don't even know what cocaine tastes like."

Worked as a private chef for a while, I personally really liked having a seperated kitchen. Was able to keep my head down and actually work rather than deal with old gremlins trying to show off their wealth like I care

Imagine a rich person building a smaller house: "We made it small so it's quicker to walk around"

Like Amanda would let him name their kid “Drew, Jr.”. Drewnior is definitely what they’re naming their kid.

If you aren’t holding extravagant balls and having everyone stay over in their own room along with their own servants etc, then you don’t deserve your mansion. Them’s the rules.

6:21 I love how every time they cut to this guy in the video, he's in the most awkward position, like he's scared to be there.

I don't know why, but Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

If they taste this bad maybe we shouldn’t eat them after all

as a person with adhd the idea of having entire rooms dedicated to specific hobbies like flower cutting sounds simultaneously like a dream and a nightmare

It's kind of heartbreaking to see useless things like flower cutting rooms and unused rooms when there are so many families crammed into one bedroom apartments or living in hotel rooms

To be fair, it probably is quite a hassle to go downstairs when your house is so big the basement is in a different time zone.

A "flower cutting room" is something I'd make in the Sims 4 when I accidentaly make the house too big

I feel like rich people don't understand that all the huge mansions and castles in history didn't just have one rich couple in them. They had hundreds of servants, their whole family tree, as well as large groups of guests living there with them. They were expected to host huge events and had extravagance to impress even more elite guests. In the case of castles, they also had troops and huge compounds with everything they could ever need. Everything was accounted for, and there was logical reason for them never even visit large parts of the house. Building these huge twenty bedroom mansions makes no sense in the modern world, so of course you're trying to fill it with nonsense rooms and furniture.

I want a medieval castle filled with nothing but movie theaters, chandeliers, and taxedermized elephants

The fact that Drew would name his kid "Drew Jr" and not "Drewnior" makes me deeply concerned for his wellbeing.

As someone who's worked in the kitchen of a high-class restaurant: Having the kitchen away from the family was definitely for the chef's benefit.

Oh, the editing at 1:08 is a really nice detail! Like the video was already recorded at that point, since he has it on his phone, but he made the decision to add the little skit. Rich people might have bad taste, but Drew’s taste is great

7:41 why did he decide to wave goodbye with both hands like he was surrendering to the cameraman???

“A private concert for 5 people” I can’t imagine how terribly awkward that would be, having a celebrity sing for 5 people in an abnormally large room where it definitely echoes the awkward sounds of silence

6:27 I love how the atm machine implies that the dude makes his guests pay money to play in his personal arcade

Was buddies with a rich kid. His mom themed every room in thier mansion and he had no say about what his theme was. It was like he was living in a cabin he didn’t choose to live in since his was this odd like rustic cabin theme. So odd and plastic life feeling.

The segway to the brand deal was an absolute rollercoaster

I dont get why someone would need so many rooms. Id be fine with a bedroom, living room, pool room, dart room, chess room, bar, home cinema, afternoon tea nook, dining room, second dining room for fancier dinners, breakfast room, home gym and maybe a few spare rooms for whatever activity I come up with. I'm just a normal guy, don't want anything excessive.

Chandeliers only exist for Agent 47 to drop on his targets.

Drew’s editing is really top notch. I feel like most people don’t notice but it’s amazing

I’m so stoned right now watching this for probably over the 10th time in my life and I can’t stop laughing and rewinding him saying “nuh-uh-uh- daddy gotta shine those shoes😎”

You should’ve had the title be “rich people have poor taste”

my uncle is an architect and built his own home. the thing he was most proud of was how he raised all the doorways and ceilings to be slightly higher than regular standards bc he is v tall. the home theater in the basement or the stone walled shower that had different heads that all had like jet massage functions?? no, no. the slightly taller than average doorways and ceilings. that was the best feature of the entire home to him.

I honest to god believe that 90 % of the people who own these big ass mansions dont live there like 360 days of the year. whenever they try to show rooms, it just looks like the wander into the rooms for the first time themselves xD

this video makes me laugh everytime im sad, the giraffe bit brings me joy without fail every rewatch

I feel like billionaires just make up random purposes for rooms just so they can justify the size of the house.

in her defense, they had so many limes around her sink, she could probably think of nothing BUT limes and out came the lie.

5:30 this is the hardest I've laughed today and it's specifically at the zoom-in of the vent while you describe the room. What category of humor is that

9:17 Pretty sure Dakota Fanning is actually allergic to limes 💀💀

Jokes on you, Drew. I have a terrible taste and no money.

"Hundreds of willow branches" Shows like five willow branches.

My theory: Money makes people stupid. People having too much money actually hurts the free market economy, because they no longer have to make logical buying decisions and don't have to consider pros and cons and weigh alternatives...

If I had an ATM room for every time someone owed me money but had excuses, I'd be able to afford that house too.

"This room is smaller cause we wanted a comfier, cozier feel" Huh. If only there was someway to have an entire place that's smaller and comfier and cozier. Nothing like that exists though.

Drew going after minimalists and rich people. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

I could literally spend hours sitting down and planning out what I'd want in a house if I had endless money, and I think the most unusual thing I could think of would be a lego room where it was just a room dedicated to lego.

Rich people who are too lazy to walk downstairs to watch a film in their in-home movie theatre are the same ones who tell poor people they are lazy and not working hard enough.

I love that Dakora Johnson saw a comically huge pile of limes in her kitchen and realised it was weird to ignore it

As a private chef, it's actually really nice to have your work kitchen be separate so the billionaires' families don't come wandering in looking for a snack while you're working.

2:22 *"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume"* That was probably one of the best roasts of all time.

A flower cutting room is something that only a garden witch should have

the most unrealistic thing about Drew's giraffe story was that the dad made the food. where is the chef

There's a middle ground. Too rich? Bad taste. Too poor? You think normal/boring stuff is luxurious. Essentially what I'm saying is; Hire me, billionaires, to furnish and decorate your home with my middle-class expertise, my rates start at 60k/hr + snacks (very good deal, hmu)

Hey! I like your stuff. I like your voice, your tone,your demeanor, and other things. I am hesitant to branch outside of the few people I watch but you charmed me out of my shell. Subbed.

I feel like having a separate kitchen for the chef was actually a good idea. I can see my chef gets annoyed when I wander in looking for a snack or something, and I get annoyed too when I'm cooking and someone interrupts😄

I’m sorry but Dakota seeing a plate of limes, in her own kitchen, that she doesn’t recognize and being so distrust by it that she feels the need to lie about a love of limes she doesn’t have, is hilarious to me.

“It’s hard to just ignore them.. so I just lied” is THE funniest thing from this video. Probably because I would have done the exact same thing in that situation.. Why were there so many limes???

1:08 why is no one talking about how these are the smoothest transitions of all time

The fact that all these mansions even exist is disgusting to me.

Rich peoples taste is literally: “is it absurdly expensive? Ight I’ll take it”

The Dakota Johnson lime controversy is really a gut punch.

Ok but I do love Dita von teese's house haha. It's way too big obviously, but it's so tacky and kitsch, I love it 😍 I'd do it with entirely secondhand items and cheaper antiques though.

i can't imagine how awful it would be to be in a huge house with like, one other person. big houses can be great but there's a point where it goes from sick to uncomfortable. i'm a big fan of comfy clutter and i CANNOT imagine how much stuff i'd need to buy to make the house feel like a home.

how is no one talking about that nice “he said the title” transitions. smooth. nice touch. i appreciated it Drewden

Man if only a Abraham Lincoln had that theater room that turned the lights on when someone came in

"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume" perfect description. 👌

1:08 this skit is so unnecessarily funny i love it

-Actual private chef here Having a seperate kitchen actually is a huge blessing. Cooking for a dinner party with children runing in the kitchen and all the guests constantly asking for extra shit or quick snacks etc can really cut efficiency and can be annoying. Having your own space to work undistracted can really be a blessing

The fact that the lime thing was a panicked reaction to "why did you put all of these limes in my kitchen" is peak comedy. I'm a huge supporter of that.

Okay, you know what I notice? They've made their homes in such a way that they never have to engage with the outside world at all. You don't need to go to a restaurant, you have a private chef. You don't go to the movies, you have your own theater. You don't go to an arcade, you have your own game room. You don't go to a bar, you have a home pub. You go to concerts, you pay pop stars to play piano in the living room you otherwise never enter.

I've never watched anything on your channel before this video; I'm only 5 minutes and 30 seconds into it, and your perfect commentary of the absurd features of the architectural digest videos are cracking me up. I'm interested in watching more of your channel. Great job with this one man :)

I just can't imagine owning a movie theater, a bowling alley, an arcade, or any of that shit in my house and not sharing it with everybody. It just blows me away thinking most of these sick rooms are empty while they're doing some boring shit

“Rich people are weird as sh*t.” - John Mulaney

I used to work (for minimum wage with no tips allowed) at a super exclusive golf club, the joining fee alone was a few hundred thousand pounds and there were a few members who I knew were billionaires. There actually was a shoe shining room, which doesn’t sound that crazy in a golf club until you realise that there were like maybe 20 people a day on average attending the club most of whom didn’t use the room once. It was such a strange place to work because the exterior of everything was so gaudy and expensive looking but as a member of staff as soon as you cross the ‘staff only’ boundary you are surrounded by paper thin walls and an underground staff room with an ancient microwave and a flickering light.

“I don’t feel like I’m in someone’s house right now, I feel like I’m walking through the set of Bridgerton” honestly, that is house goals. The houses in bridgerton are so pretty. I want someone to come into my house and feel like they’re in a historic regency era mansion.

I feel like Dakota was startled by the limes and panicked, which is actually kind of relatable. Like "why did you put these limes in my kitchen. why. I can't stop looking at them. it's so many limes. I have to say something about the limes." "I LOVE LIMES"

The dumbest thing about most of these rich people's houses is, if they're working as hard as they always claim they do, how do they even have time to enjoy 95% of what they've had built?

this is the only drew video that shows up on my school’s wi-fi so i’ve watched it 100 times. it never gets old

6:55 Actually this is true for my household. My house has a cool 3d tv downstairs and surround sound and the most comfortable couch, but we barely go down because it’s a bit of a hassle going downstairs, and then cleaning it, and going up 2 floors when you’re tired

Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is everything.

Private Justin Bieber concert?? Billionaires really live on a different planet to us huh

5:33 Such a beautiful shot of the room

2:20 "...this guy, who i'm pretty sure is just bono in a howie mandel costume" i've watched all of drew's videos multiple times and that is single funniest thing he's ever said bc it could not be more accurate

i'm sorry but that man talking about his 1st floor theater like it's a revolutionary discovery was the funniest thing i've ever seen. rich people are out of this world

i genuinely thought "shoe shining room" was a legitimate room that guy had at first

1:40 as an architecture student, i actually adore this chair. It’s fluffier than u think and literally same as the other chairs. Just sit, lay down. It’s comfy and ı like the designnnnn

8:36 I love the shoddy tilework around the lightswitch

plot twist. justin biebers actually chillin on drews bed rn

I just realized that Drew isn't being funny when he says "hey guy." He is personally greeting Guy Fieri.

Man, these kinds of houses genuinely don't feel real. Really makes it apparent that rich people really are disconnected from reality.

I’m sorry but as a dirt poor person, I actually love Dita’s house. It’s so weird and beautiful and colorful. You can tell she put her entire personality into it, and that there is passion put into every single room. I think it’s a gorgeous home.

Drew, it's so obvious that the crystal is used to harness the power of the sun to heat the whole home. ;)

Dakota not knowing there were limes in her own kitchen and making up a lie is literally so funny to me for some reason

this is the video that introduced me to drew. almost 2 years later and i couldnt have picked a better channel to start obsessively watching