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Fake. Lies

As those old Budweiser radio ads put it: He was a real man of genius!

@@tom257 it could be. But it's still funny.

For real, lmao.

if even the bus driver let, no way to get it on the stairs, as i see how heavy it is on the road

As a seasoned bus rider, I laughed so hard at that one! The driver was like, "eff this noise" and drives off😂😂 riding the bus is a new adventure every time you board! 😁

This isn't funny, it's discrimination against thieves who can't afford a car or get a driver's license!

I kinda wish the bus driver would've let him on 😂 you know play it out just a little longer then let the police on the bus lol 🤣

I'm concerned about what possibly happened to the daughter after that

​@@arstulex Me too. I hope they're ok.

Snitches get stiches

To be fair, I would have accidentally called my mom out for it too as a kid. I’ve never been able to keep my big mouth shut. Sometimes. 😏

The kid deserves a medal 😂

That would be opening yourself up to a potential lawsuit. Not very smart at all. It's been made pretty clear that 'booby traps' aren't considered lawful in the US. Squirting dye on somebody, not only ruining their clothes but also causing potential damage to their eyes, simply because they _walked onto your driveway_ would very quickly make *you* the one defending yourself in court.

@@arstulex not necessarily. you would just have to rig it so there is no way that it would be accidentally activated by an innocent passerby. Only by someone who was definitely not just walking on your driveway. Also, i am sure there are dyes that are non toxic, so I would not worry about that. My concern would be more that the dye could get all over their truck, lawn or possibly the homeowners. That would be a big mess.

@@Wishphoenix1 1). Let me know when you've invented a device that can somehow detect criminal intent from nothing more than a camera feed like that. Since that's what you would require to achieve what you're suggesting. Walking up somebody's driveway is not necessarily criminal intent, they may just be walking up to knock on your door for example. It's known as an "implied right of access". It's not trespassing unless they have been specifically asked to leave. 2). Just because something is "non-toxic" that does not mean in won't ruin property (such as clothing) or not cause problems when squirted into ones eyes. I can probably think of many "non-toxic" substances I wouldn't want randomly squirted into my eyes. Especially not if the only reason for it was because I _walked up somebody's driveway,_ which again there's an implied right of access. Sorry for the long reply but, damn, please don't do something like this. It's not smart or clever, it's just dumb and will only serve to put you at risk of liability. For the sake of _possibly_ marking a would-be thief with some ink, it's just not worth it.

if it happened in the middle of the night--- yeah there is a 99.99% chance the person has ill intent. They are entering someones property at their oen risk, and a little ink/psint is way more harmless then a bullet. Judge shpuld side w homeowner on this one.

@@Binx345me Is that the statistic you'd cite in court. If so, I hope you have a source for it.

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Hilarious 😂😂

the employee got fired for it sadly

@@notsailboats9484 really!!!! No way….But why tho?

@@notsailboats9484 Are *You* Serious Right -Neow- *Now* Bruh No way *Bro* got fired

gotta respect the hustle 😂

​@@BeAmazed ironic that hustle spelled similar to heist 😂😂😂

Ok it was staged 😂

Pretty sure he even called the woman by name sounded like he said Paula for real?! We coulda made money together

How did he get the atm out of the ground

If this dose the get hearts it’s ok I got 2 hearts from one creator already

doesn’t I mean

That wasn't luggage, the guy STOLE SOMETHING from that store

Ok?

He got fired..

"hiding in plain sight?" 💯👍😭🤣

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Did you watch the video? He makes it clear that that one is most likely fake

@@The_MightyReptar so is my comment

A crackhead

I feel like those videos and these go hand in hand. You CAN’T want your freedom doing dumb stuff like this.

Yesss

Yea

Oh yesss

The music of the second one should be in the background I mean come on it's literally that in a nutshell

That’s the biggest problem anywhere, even if they’re committing crimes you’re not allowed to do anything.

It’s really frustrating.

Naw all they need to say is it wasn’t set up to get the criminals, they ere just watering their plant that grows suvs, this one was stuck at the truck phase.

Actually, it's not illegal to set traps that don't do any dangerous harm. You could set upside nails on a stair step and pass it off as an accident, or super sticky glue, or even a cage or net that traps them. But a paint can on a rope? Nope. Not a good idea

Not illegal. Did that guy who set up a fake box with a glitter bomb in it went to jail? Nope he did not. As long it doesn't harm them its not illegal. And if you still think its illegal then how come banks are allowed to booby trap money with ink packs in it to explode should someone steals it? And its permanent ink too.

Yeah exactly, I agree, that's the whole point of a lawman.

To be honest my younger brother has done dumber things 😅

@@melorasoodalter4123 lol i wont lie i did a lot of dumb things as well like stealing peoples pumpkins during Halloween

​@@risotto7475 That's why we started putting blue dye on the bottom of our pumpkins. Not to catch them but just to embarres them with something that doesn't easily wash off.

​@@stmon12 What kind of dye, and how do you apply it?

@@AnoraJohnson toolmakers dye. Apply to bottom of pumpkin with brush!

Yes, having to choose between food & shelter and medicine and medical procedures during rampant bidenflation is not a happy way to end our lives on this planet.

I know what you mean I felt bad for the disadvantaged trying to survive and I'd let them walk and do what I could to help them it was always only something minor that they needed to survive

Same.

I heard about that one, too. Doesn't make skin invisible, but it helps with self tanner goof ups.

@Vicki Weber I had no idea that it could be used for that. I'm a Ginger though, so tan skin and I aren't well acquainted lol.

He should have used "vanishing cream" - it worked for the mouse on Tom&Jerry! 😆

@@lancerevell5979😂

Don’t forget about when he said: “don’t worry I have a face it’s just invisible”

Did they record themselves on it?

Lol so you could just return it I'm guessing.

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Ungrateful brat! 😂

I thought he was trying to avoid possible laser sensors, but no, he was even dumber than that.

Our Golf Club was broken into several times using the crawl method to get around the cameras until the cleaner came up with a smart idea. We had the cameras installed inside the vents at ground level. No one notices the vents around the rooms on the walls but every one of them had a camera inside, which take beautiful photos of the crims in glorious color since installing them

slickest criminal of all time, right? 😂

maybe he dint think cameras can pan down?

@@BeAmazed hella slick haha, btw really love your videos, been around for ever, keep it up and we’ll keep watching! Cheers and appreciate the reply!

I have to get one now🤣 The kids in my neighborhood always messing with my garden🌹🌳

Needs food coloring or dye added to the water >_> not dangerous as such, but might make them think twice if they are gonna end up with their face and clothes blasted with dye.

I agree, are they using water from the bucket or stick it? If its water from the bucket they should add soap so it burns their eyes.

​@@ritawashere5787or round up 😂 jkjk

@@executioner_ecgbert884 🤣🤣🤣 you're my kind of human. Have a great day!

She gave birth!!! lol 😂

😂😂😂^

lol

Thief 3: "I have a better idea. Why not take a clear, transparent plastic bag so that they can see our faces?"

@@davidlin3710 omg I am 8 secs before ur comment

hey I wanna try the watermelon helmet tatic. Teach me masters

@@davidlin3710 Thief 4: "Y'all are stupid. We need a getaway vehicle too, dummies." Thief 2: "How about public transit? They'll never catch us" Thief 1: "T2... You're getting a raise."

I just wanna say, good job with your profile picture because it is very creative and you've edited it really well. Also, go United! ... although, it's not like we're that good anymore lol

they're also insanely heavy, he could not have picked it up like he did. but regardless in the moment I am sure the bus driver wasn't thinking that, and it's still pretty hilarious

i agree at least in this case

FACTS

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Damn, those thigh could probably crush some heads with that amount of power. lol

Definitely hard for some to visualize working in Sears. Especially the millions who don't know what Sears was

At a Walmart I worked at, there was a guy who would expose himself to the fitting room lady. The last time he did that, he ran out of the store followed by every manager in the store. He managed to make it off Walmart property, but some customers in the lot tackled him and dragged him back to the winded managers. Quite a day at work.

You're obviously not in Kommiefornia.

and nobody said anything about the person pretending to be handicap just get up out of the scooter and stand there.

Jesus loves you

@@xxpyroxx1670 Jesus loves you

We can immediately tell that you're a non-native English speaker.

@@Flamsterette Yes, I am from Estonia.

He makes our day 10 times better

We don’t eat days here.

I would want to eat but my brother eats all my days😞

Should've gotten a pedo charge for exposing himself to children. The sicko.

Somebody told me that if you're hung upside down by your feet you can die. Something about blood flow and circulation. I imagine you'd have to be hanging there for an extended period of time.

With a diaper on

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Those tightie whities weren't very tight OR white!

I was thinking the same thing. The homeowner might want to leave a basket of microfiber cloths near the door in case he returns.

Yup I totally agree

Yeah it's fake

Glitter bombs- thought at first that it would *be* Mark!

Yep, my first thought, was he's a dad. I'm pretty sure he didn't take it for himself, or to sell it.

the sticky bandits. if home alone those 2 would be dead from most of the Booby traps, infract there was a vid of if home alone was real i re member watching a few years ago.

It's technically not his clips, he just finds other people's videos on KZfaq and puts them together while adding sub par commentary and cringey repetitive background music. But yeah

I think i remember seeing that clip on "World's Dumbest". Got me laughing out of my chair xD

Yeah, I remember seeing that on TV, too!

On a similar note, a cafe gets held up by a guy wearing an Optimus Prime mask for a disguise, and carrying a fake gun, but a real knife. Someone, obviously frustrated that his coffee was delayed, decides that he’s Megatron, grabs his chair, and declares war on the thief. During the war, both get nicked with the knife, which is how the thief gets caught.

When I read "my neck was sore for a week" I assumed you meant you were the robber 😂

@@executioner_ecgbert884 Naw, it was psychosomatic.

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Foul

i know right it coulda been on one of those prank shows

Sorry, it was just a gag. But a funny one, yeah

He had to be high on sum of the best dope

He's soo adorable I want to hug him 🥺