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Lol had an ad interrupt with impeccable timing “Mayonnaise is literally-FABREEZE!” Had me actually laughing out loud

YAY YOUR BACK . I like your voice more than the other guy it was nice but it’s better to switch cause yours sounds more genuine

I always order a spicy Italian sandwich but the part that everyone says is gross is that I add mayo and lettuce on. It's actually really good and everything compliments everything really well

Okay I no longer feel weird, here’s my order: herb and cheese bread, meatball, extra sauce, light on the mozzarella, enough onions to kill a dog, toasted. Then add cucumber, enough bell pepper to cover everything, chipotle, ranch, Mayo. I love it. It’s delicious.

That breakdown at the end was amusing

I worked at one. Salami with a mountain (I'm talking enough to completely hide the meat) of mayo and that amount of mustard on top of the mayo. Same guy sometimes got the personal pizzas and he got the weirdest stuff: pickles, jalapeños, mayo, mustard, garlic aoili, and ranch toasted on a pizza. This guy came in regularly, about once every week or two weeks or so. Guy would show up at least once a month.

My husband was one of those who ordered the seafood subs when they were available. He added olives and something else can't remember but omg, sooo stinky!

The tuna marinara guy was an alien visiting earth for the first time.

Nice! Ur back! Really like ur voice! Anyways nice vid as always

I don't work at a subway, but my brother always gets the weirdest sandwich I've ever seen... It's the Italian cheese and herb bread with shredded cheese. Nothing else. Not toasted. Just... an ungrilled cheese.

I’m glad you’re back! Your voice brightens my day

I love the meatball and tuna story!😂 Such a great delivery!😂

oh god being called out by the pickle girl stereotype

Back in high school, I worked at a Subway. I had a regular who came in at least once a week who got a meatball marinara with avocado, extra mayo & extra olives... I wish I knew how someone could be like this.

Roland really humbled him

Not Subway, but a Canadian franchise called Mr. Sub. I like to think it's not gross, but my preferred sub is Italian salami on white with double meat and cheese, sub sauce and mayo plus a little extra of each, and then lettuce and tomato. It's somewhat basic, but I enjoy it. Otherwise I'll just get a plain meatball sub. No toppings other than meatballs, sauce, and cheese.

9:41 I became audibly excited hearing this sentence, as I actually use the word "persons" in everyday language.

I took a shot every time you said mayo. I have a new liver.

I work at subway, this makes me glad I'm "the clean up guy"

I didn’t work at Subway but at a sandwich shop in a large city in Melbourne. The weirdest sandwich order I received was something mundane like chicken and mayo….. without beetroot please! Uh, ok, no worries. One chicken and mayo, hold the beetroot coming right up 😊

a teenager came in and ordered a cheese sandwitch on wheat bread. It was a 3lbs of cheese on 6 inch wheat toasted with cooked onions and bell peppers and mustard. As someone who dislikes cheese it made me ill to make.

The last story just made the guy lose it. lol

Not a subway worker, but grill cook at a local breakfast/lunch place. Everyday this woman orders a shrimp salad sandwich with mayo, mustard, honey mustard, bbq sauce, red onions, white onions, grilled onions, jalepenos, pickles, lettuce, spinach, american cheese, provolone cheese, tomatoes and green peppers, all on a BRIOCHE bun. Someone please tell me how to even keep this concoction together?

The way the guy reads these is hilarious. He makes the stories funnier.

Subway: has Mayo Random People: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

YAY I’m early, I love your videos and I’m glad you’re back hope your day is going good

My now-ex boyfriend, when I was about seventeen, went to my local Subway and ordered an Italian-style sub that already had double the usual amount of cheese and salami. He asked for double meat and double cheese, with BBQ sauce. It was squished in order to be wrapped, he ate half of it out of the paper like a burrito, and his sister's dog broke into his bag to get to the other half because he was so tantalised by the meaty aroma coming from the backpack.

Italian 6 inch, tuna salad + pepperoni, whatever cheese I feel like that day, toasted. Lettuce, olive oil, and ranch dressing. Thats my regular order. Got my younger brother addicted to it.

It's not a gross sandwich, but the FEAST story reminded me of this. We had a regular who would essentially order a salad on bread. He and his wife came in very often, and the manager would run and hide. He would get a ham sandwich with shredded mixed cheese, onions, bell peppers, lettuce, oil, and vinegar. Except he would have 4 or 5 massive handfuls of lettuce. We would see him and go into the back to get a fresh bag of lettuce to refill the lettuce. His wife was kinda the same but with 3 handfuls of lettuce, and she had hers on flat bread. She left hers open but he liked it closed so we had a special long knife in the front just for him.

Thread for subway orders. Foot long Italian with terrki chicken, shredded cheese, toasted, olives and mayo.

i would love to hear more of this

I like having lunch or dinner 🥗 at Subway whenever , I get some money 💰. My favorite sandwich is most of them on the menu. Yet I don't order nothing odd😁.

In Astoria there is a sandwhich called the bomb 17.00 they cut a 2 foot hero in half they ask you if you want them to cut it in half or in forths. Its all the Italian meats , hoagie spread, mustard cheese and turkey and ham its minimum a lb of meat or more.

I have friend who works subway and he makes my order. Its just chicken 🐔 bacon🥓 ranch sub with black olives and green peppers with jalapeno and mushrooms and etra every thing. I would also get chocolate milk and small bag of sun chips. He hates it because he can't close the sub properly. Pro tip if you eat something hot like jalapeno drink or eat something sweet to help cancel it out.

I use to work at a subway and I loved to get tuna on Flatbread toasted with the tuna on the bread cause it taist good warm, sometimes add maranaiera, lettuce and oil and viniger and salt

As a Gaucho, a person born in the most barbecue specialized place in Brazil, I gotta say, I'm pretty offended to here you say that barbecue sauce is the point of barbecue... A really good barbecue will only have salt and pepper on it, and will taste marvelous

I threw up on my cereal at the words "Satan's skin", I pictured it in my head..

My slightly older cousin loves pickles, to the point he gets a pickle jar for every holiday gift giving thing, and seems rather pleased with it. Idk if he'd get a pickle sandwich like the girl before 16:47, and he's also a white guy, but idk, maybe this means something

a friend that would get drunk and order a meatball with every sauce

Mannnnnnn i worked at subway for 10 yrs, in the downtown of my city. We stayed open until 5am, so bring on the drunks and horrfiying subs you get the mop off the toilet and floor later at closing. Every sub is horrifying but after a while they all just blend into normalcy.

I was a fan of the seafood salad sandwich. Because it was the most expensive one on the menu, I would get it when I filled up my stamp card and got a free sub.

I work at subway and make some weird subs for myself once made the beast (used to be feast) and make it double so pepperoni salami Turkey ham roast beef then added bacon and capicola now double cheese then toasted added four scoops of tuna avocado and fresh mozzarella only spinach garlic Mayo sirrwcha viniger and oil for sauce added parm salt pepper and oregano on a footlong Herbs and cheese it was glorious

all I used to go to this bagel shop and they looked at me weird all the time for getting bacon on a cinnamon bagel. it was amazing though and the best breakfast before my math class in uni.

I remember putting chickn, some vegetals, and red wine vinegar

Welcome back friend 😁 But lemme hear what you think of my usual. A foot long with Ham, turkey, white cheese (mozzarella) and lettuce on toasted Italian bread.. but with 0 sauces. I would have that twice a week if I had extra money and depending on which subway I got it from it would be anywhere from "Eugh gross" to "Best sandwich ever" I may add sauce to it on day, BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY! lol

When I was a kid my mom would make me eat something green at a buffet, I'd get a full plate piled up with baby pickles. Pickles are good

...This video is evidence for why mental health needs to be taken more seriously

Do I know a guy obsessed with pickles. Of course I know him. He’s me

I've been eating a tuna sub on wheat with no toppings other than provolone cheese and a small bit of mayonnaise since I was young. I normally get subway at least once a month, normally around 2 times. You may be asking yourself why I give them money for something I could easily make myself. The thing is, I PHYSICALLY CANT! It's not that I'm unable to, it's that I physically can't add enough mayonnaise to the tuna to get it accurate. I get physically Ill trying to replicate it. Subways tuna has an ungodly amount of mayonnaise and I ADD MORE TO THE SANDWICH! Sometimes I wonder if I'm the monster in a subway workers story.

This is why I order a simple footlong meatball sub. Absolutely nothing else, except for maybe some provolone cheese.

Dudes, I just had the mayo rant interrupted by an ad for Hellman’s. 😂 I don’t even like mayo.

I love subway, I usually have a ham and pepperoni sandwich with bana peppers lettuce pickles fresh onion on a foot long white bread. I usually did not add vinaigrette but for an extra kick I would add some on.

I love pickles, I used to eat them all the time as a kid. Now I eat them less often, mostly because I don’t want people to assume I’m pregnant. Also I used to have toasted bread with mayo as a kid, it wasn’t a lot of mayo btw.

.....Damn. Now I want some Subway.

my subway order is a 6ft meatball subway with pepperoni cheese and southwest sauce

I haven't been to Subway in years because it's too expensive.

My brother used to work at a subway, he had to make a *TOASTED* cold cut combo

Went to Qdoba, and I order a TON of sauces with my burrito. So they had to get a second tortilla because they couldn’t roll it. I ate the first tortilla.

The breakfast Patty sub with cheese, tomato, pickles, and olives. Six inch on any of the wheat breads. Now, am I normal, or are there Subway employers out there who'd consider that gross?

How on earth has this made me both hungry and never want to eat food again aghhhh h

My sister gets 6 inch a tuna and bacon on italian herbs and cheese toasted with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, banana peppers and black olives, jalapenos, onions, and honey mustard. Just the smell of the toasted tuna makes me gag. Apparently it is difficult to close, and she gave me permission to post this.

White girl here can confirm obsessed with pickles but I'm pretty sure with that ungodly amount of pickles that teenage girl was legit pregnant 🤰 lol 😂

Story 18 made me gag at the slurp part

I got an ad for dominos and I'm eating Papa johns

I get a turkey, bacon, pepperjack cheese bakes with onions, pickles, banana peppers, black olives, and mayo. idk if that counts as disgusting, but some of my friends think it sounds gross. I like it.

Sounds like my order. Footlong Italian bread. Pepperoni, chicken, salami, bacon, turkey and cheese. Toasted, no veggies or sauces. And the question regarding pickles: 99% chance she was pregnant. The only people I've seen in person eat pickles (gherkins especially) in the nearly 40 years living on this rock has been pregnant women and only one man and he has no taste buds.

I like to think that I have a normal sub, I get a toasted cheesesteak with, provolone, onions peppers and spinach. weird combo, but its good.

Is there something wrong with me if i want to try and make my own "THE FEST"

So... about the pickles. I know another group that is also obsessed with pickles Trans girls. Spiro (a common hormone blocker) causes us to crave salt. I think it's just something in the hormones/lack of testosterone

MY 3 and a half year old nephew is crazy about pickles! His grandpa (my dad) got him a jar of pickles for Christmas 2022 and he was over the moon, happy, excited! Edit: the jar of the pickles was at least half of my nephew's height, who is at least 2' something inches tall!

My go to: Footlong Italian herb and cheese with the spicy Italian, pepper Jack toasted. Lettuce, pickles, banana peppers, olives, onions, ranch, and chipotle. I will take your judgements below

"every sauce" should be a criminal offense on par with double homicide. Also don't get uppidy about the artist title, that's just so they can pay you in pennies. There is no art involved in following customer's deranged instructions to form cheap unhealthy garbage into bready abominations. It's an insult to art, and an insult to sandwiches.

Listening to this is giving me anxiety

Of course the chef guy voices over on the food sin video.

Why are all of these about an ungodly amount of mayonnaise

Why is Giorno just jumping

I don't want more pickles on my foot longs I want more cucumbers

Well I mean. Everything from Subway is gross😂 Only good thing are the cookies even though they're extremely inconsistent

Forgot the lettuce tomato and cheese

The 👹 *FEAST* 👹

This truly sounds like a good episode, but I have a weak stomach and will probably never touch pressed turkey ever again. For my poor weak stomach, I had to stop watching.😢😢😢 Darn.

Ok hear me out. Pizza Subway Sandwich

16:33 Do I get extra bonus points for knowing myself? 😂😅 please I need to know. I am a white Australian girl who loves pickles (specifically Macca's and Subway pickles, not many others other than them)

The white girl pickle thing could be because of POTS (postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome), or something similar like syncope. It’s way more common in women, and doctors are more likely to properly diagnose white patients because of medical racism. Eating massive amounts of salt is the main piece of advice to combat these disorders, and pickles are one of the few things that are both extremely salty and also kinda good for you. The result is a sizable population of white girls who are medically predisposed to be obsessed with pickles

I either get a footlong meatball marina or a footlong southwest steakhouse sub

I get a pizza , no marinara, shredded cheese, green pepers, onion jalapeños and ranch. Its prety basic

I can't understand the people who order sandwiches with all the sauces, that's just so gross and unhealthy, just seriously what are they thinking. The full pickle orders are bad too🥒, literally the only thing you will taste is extra salt and vinegar, this makes me feel sick 🤢

My usual: 12 inch Italian spices and cheese bread teriyaki chicken Habanero cheese Lettuce, Tomatoes Red onions Black olives Pickles Yellow peppers Put some fucking Southeast Ranch and Chipotle. I could eat this shit as my last supper and not apologize.

I order a Italian meatball sub with pepperions and pepper jack chicken bacon toasted with yellow mustard brown mustard Buffalo and chiptola sauce with pickles and jhalpeaons oh also I get the loaded baked potato soup put on it

White girl here - Yes, I am obsessed with pickles. But there is a reason! Estrogen makes the body crave pickles.

I orde a meatball marinara with pickles onions and mayo

I like both voices. But i like hearing this narrator more.

Giorno Giovanna doing parkour

Damn these redditors have the weakest stomachs. All of these wacky combinations sound fine and edible, except for the ones with gallons of mayo

Ok, another reason I won't at food. But some of the sandwiches does sound pretty good. As for the pickle lovers, according to my dad, pickles are good for you.

All the sauces is called soup sandwich.

NGL, My fat butt would 100% try "THE FEAST" doubled.

Would have loved to hear a story from the odd1sout

😅😅 I'm not obsessed with pickles but I do like them