Damn dude, you went in on Jessie harder than that concrete did

Poor Jessie.. she just wanted cloud to eat a wedge of her pie...

Hmm, not even an honorable mention for Cloud in a dress, we’ll get em next time bud

Smh Crossdressing cloud isn’t even on this list, I thought you were a man of culture.

The Jessie segment was top tier. Good shit

Madam M is top 5, she's that hot mature type. Plus if she can get you off with hands just imagine what else she's capable of. Plus she's angry yet in an attractive way.😆

I'd take jessie any day. She was loyal af. Also cloud could've got some...

I just skip the video to number 1 just to make sure that Tifa is in there, now I gonna watch the full video

'Won't fall for a dude in a dress.' I guess we're not brining up Chihiro then.

Tifa, best girl since 97.

I wouldn’t date Jules, but I’d definitely workout with Jules. Equal parts encouraging and insightful. Best workout buddy

I couldn’t keep myself from cackling madly when you just buried Jessie (more than she already was)

I’m still torn between Tifa and Aerith. They are both gorgeous. Especially when They get their makeovers.

Tifa all day everyday

Okay good. I was like, "If Tifa isn't at the top of this, I will riot."

2:49 You mixed two songs in one, lmao. “Stacy’s Mom” and “Jesse’s Girl.”

I was crushed when Jessie died just like how she was by the concrete

"body builder woman are not my type in the slightest, especially when they also definitely have testicles" same tbh, also you missed jenova

The dance mini game was the most out of left field, out of character, hilarious moment I’ve played in a very long time. I haven’t finished the game yet, but I’m very satisfied with what has been done. It’s NOT the full STORY, but it IS a full GAME.

That easiest joke killed me

My number one Waifu in FF7R is Hell House, that house can suck you like crazy. What that door do? For real tho rip Jessie you did her dirty but it was hilarious. Tifa best waifu!

Jessie's dead guys. Did you get that part? I wasn't sure at first but now its 100% lol

Was I the only one who was mad that wedge lived while jessie died and biggs got the fake out?

Damn that was actually some nice character analysis right at the end there lol

A touch transphobic with the Jules commentary are we? They have not revealed the character’s gender or pronouns.

Geez dude, we get it, Jessie got crushed lol

Scarlets whole part had me dying. It basically boils down to "Man this lady is just terrible......... 10/10 would bang."

albino really likes putting salt on the wound at number three

Surprised that Marlene isn’t on your list after some of your older waifu rankings lmao

THATS RIGHT TIFA BABY!!!

Strange , he didn't mentioned all his ball breaking fetishes then he was talking about Tifa.

Hahaha, top form comedy as usual. Aerith is my number one gal, but awesome list lol.

So uh... where’s Cloud’s Mom?

Sad I didn't get to see Yufie in the remake engine ;-;

You thought Jessie had a crush on Cloud when it was the rubble that had a crush on Jessie.

Sigh, love the game but, still waiting for the Animal Crossing: New Horizons Waifu ranking.

"I'm like Don Corneo, except I don't fall for a guy in a dress" Me: who watched the danganronpa 1 video

Jesus, all the debris jokes had me dead. Goddamn.

Tifa is absolutely best girl I love her so much 💗 “Well I’ve been here for 5 years now, if you don’t look out for yourself no one else will” - Tifa Lockhart

Thumbs up for your correct opinion on Tifa. 👍

JESSE IS ALIVE FAM. HER GLOVES IS SHOWN ON TOP OF A TABLE AT THE ORPHANAGE WHERE BIGGS IS RECOVERING.

Aww thank you. I’m team Tifa. Best girl.

Aerith is my no.1 cause she gave you the vibes without akwardness (Cute/Innocent/Sassy) Vibes.

No mention of Jenova? For shame

#teamtifa all the way

I'm an aerith guy and I'm just grateful the remake remembered what a naughty girl she is.

There is no cure for the thirst!

Tifa Lockhart is waifu material.

Tifa automatically tops Aerith imo just based on the fact that Aerith clearly isn’t over her dead boyfriend and is using Cloud as a surrogate for him

#TeamTifa

Madame M massaging Tifa is something I so wanted to see.

As an albino that is frequently sunburned, you now have a new subscriber. Solidarity.

Tifa is easily the best on paper. If you prefer Aerith then you are fooled by her flirtiness, which I can understand, but you're still wrong. Tifa is a higher quality woman.

Also, one more point to Tifa, HAVE YOU SEEN HER EYES?!?! I could legitimately DROWN in those eyes! I don’t know how the FUCK Square managed to make irises fucking sexy as hell, but holy mother of FUCK, that color!

yo cloud was a day away from smashing jessie

Aerith... no question. Perfect trad wife

Everyone knows Tifa is best girl

I will not say “like if you want the boss rankings video” but I will say that we want the boss ranking vid and this comment will get at least 1 like because at least 1 person will agree with me

I absolutely fell in love with Jessie. She was adorable. But then the concrete FELL for her, too... :(

I was slightly worried about the spoilers since I can't bring myself to dive into FFVIIR until I beat my older games, but I plaid the original multiple times and already knew that Jessie was gonna be super dead by the end so... 🤷🏻‍♂️

I have a theory that Kyrie is 16 years old. And trying to incite war to bring Wutai back to its former glory. And is literally fucking Yuffie.

kyrie deserves a high spot cause she's fine as fuck

Tifa is the ultimate babe.

Bro, you're awesome!!!

So wait, did Jessie die or no?

A tad disappointed you didn't continue your rant about how dangerous Tifa was

>My perfect, beautiful angel Jessie all the way down at #3 Hey Hey SBA, me and a few of my friends wanna have a quick talk with you down this dark alley.

Can't wait for the whole game to come out for full waifu ranking that should have the real best waifu as its number one... *Yeah I'm talking about Sephiroth*

Tifa best girl

Now this is my kind of content

Fucking hilarious Jessie bit, also personally Aerith is my #1 because shes SO CUTE but I realize that's just because I'm into that, I realize not everyone is. Other than that solid list, though shame on you for not including crossdressed cloud lol

If you blamed Jesdie to end crushed be4 get “contact”, then you should have said on Aerith: Get a meaningful connection with her is so slow, that she will die be4 you even kiss her.

I'm convinced Marle is yzma

1) Tifa 2)Scarlet 3)Madam M

Aerith is waifu

And here I thought Jenova would break top 3...

call me crazy, but i have a theory that kyrie is actually yuffie in disguise i did a little looking, there was no kyrie in the original, so that proofs that we can't just write her off as just some character. she steals, always getting into trouble, but still that light hearted attitude despite this all traits of yuffie, if memory serves any, it just all seemed to line up and make sense to me. i mean, i'm sure i'm probably wrong, but i just thought it'd be a neat little theory of mine to share. edit: with a little further research, i have found out kyrie does actually appear in a manga spin off and sooooo, i think that just destroyed my whole theory XD oh well, feels bad, but it was fun to think about nonetheless

Where’s Sora

Marle was also a character in FF6, right? The old man's grandkid?

In real life, emotional damsel = major red flag, no-no, run for the hills ...that being said, if Tifa were not at the very top of this list I would have to report this shit immediately 🚔🚨

If barett isn't the best we're rioting

GOD YES HE ACTUALLY DID IT! *YES!*

#TEAMTIFA

is jessie getting crushed the only joke you could find for that segment?

Clearly Cloud is Best Girl

Also when you live streaming again??

I also still can't decide between aerith and tifa, the choice it gives you in the game to check on either tifa or aerith destroyed me

Anyone upset miss Folia is not on this list!

Before I watch, is there any spoilers in this video?

already lost my shit at jules on the start of the video...that made me laugh way too much

Oh sweet...I thought I was the only one who thought the Honeybee Inn girls scored lower than Jules and Marle

that intro was gold.

I like Tifa and Jessie, they are relatable characters and I don't like fairy tale characters, still I like Aerith cuz she's kinda funny

Count the number of times he referenced Jessie dying pls

First! Love the vids man

we all know cloud is the best waifu

After Rebirth, Kyrie deserves to be at the bottom. Easily the most annoying npc in the series

Really hope we get a Boss Ranking of FF7R I wanna see him tear apart the bosses and shit on them for being a bitch to fight, Hard Mode too! Btw Aerith is such a Queen and a joy to be around, honorable mention goes to Kyrie!

1, Tifa is the only correct no1 2, where mommy Claudia

Will this mean we'll get a ff7 remake boss worse to best