Y O U ‘ R E N O T D U M B

I noticed that. Confused the hell out of me 😂😂

Kurtis Conner indeed you are😌

No you're not

I read the description.......cello how are you? :D

Yes 😌🤚 I am George Washington and I agree

Agreed!

Are there three more???

If he doesn't comply will he get slapped by legal?

He should review Bratz: Super Babyz

@@thewriteinpresident ok

@@thewriteinpresident U good dude?

@@thewriteinpresident 😂 I hope this is a joke, but either way this is hilarious. If you really want to promote your crazy beliefs, maybe a comedy video about babies is a bad place?

@The Write In President I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about

@@thewriteinpresident I'm intrigued, please continue. In english this time tho, please!

And that is the reason I always say "You better fucking save the world dude" to the baby and walk away.

Best to give it a little shakey shake just in case

@@mollykircher3104 me @ gen z

@ me to other Gen Z kids: because I’m to lazy to actually save the world

Chances are rare But never 0

"Mr. Wick? Oh you mean my buddy John, we go mini golfing together sometimes"

Who? Isn't John Wick the name of that movie with Two Guns Greg?

@@donkeykong8389 Two Guns Gary

@@donkeykong8389 Two Guns Greg is the new fandom name for Danny Gonzalez

Same. Sounded weird for some reason.

THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS GOIN INSANE KAHUNA SAVING BABIES FROM NAZI GERMANY WHAT THE HELL

But the fucking time is off. Berlin was occupied and everything. If He safes them from Nazis He would had to come to Berlin much earlier. I am confusion.

@@annikaLebemaus I thought that the villains were wearing a USSR uniform anyway? like when kahuna was being introduced?

@@jeonghansupremacist4354 It wasn't Nazi Germany though, it was USSR-occupied East Germany

Alex Votaw doesn’t need to be said, every bad guy in every movie, is probably a nazi

I was SEARCHING for this comment

[ *EVERYONE DISLIKED THAT* ]

🤠 I hate everything about that line and I will go out of my way to find the person who thought It up and bust their knees in 🤠

I came to the comments specifically to find someone who said this

Racist

hey give the kahuna some respect, he is over 7 years old

"6 entire years" lmaoo

I looked it up, and the triplets who played him were 9 years old when this was filmed. they're 30 now and they're all hockey players.

@@sydliminal that makes it even more annoying. A nine year old isn’t even close to being a baby 💀

Maybe that's how you get access to it, shit enough times in diapers and you get to see eternity

I mean if you knew the secrets of the universe wouldn’t you shit in your diaper?

Well obviously they know something that we don’t

11:28

You imply that any of it makes sense my guy

Oops 😂

is that really what bothered you about this film?

love ur pfp

That awkward moment when your comment gets a heart but only 5 likes.

@@basednuramiformerpastafurr872 my comment was the only one in the section that kurtis hearted on one of his podcasts yet it got 4 likes 💀

*sad Doofenshmirtz noises*

Both of my parents failed to show up to my birth.

😔🙄

I wonder why he wanted to watch it

i almost commented “maybe he was there with his kid” and then i reread it

This never happened

@@thatcherevans9137 interesting

Probably wanted to see the r rated version.

THIS

I smell a DNA test

The fact the parents signed them up to do it- 😭

Hannah let's have triplets and make super babies 5 and have the triplets from the first to be the bad guys 20 years later

Really Cringey Vids ?

Yeah.... 😬

Eh, it was the early 2000s. What can you do?

he also says “can a brotha get some water?” at around 22:49...

Not even a basketball player. LITERALLY just a basketball.

and they way they made him have an accent and use AAVE....... yeah it doesn't sit right with me

This happened to me before, but I was the oldest sibling, it was a different movie, and I hated it from the sheer amount of replays they did, I honestly did not keep track of the amount of times it went on, but enough to make me stay away from the movie for a lifetime.

I remember when I was 3 out of 4. Good times

@@pixxL_what movie?

I was really suprised he didn't know that 😅

I was looking for this comment. Most baby characters have to be played by twins/triplets because of work limits and the fact that they're usually preemies, so they're better suited to play newborns too.

Yeah I remember learning this when I was like 8 watching nanny McPhee and being floored and then later discovering that that’s just the norm

Basic Pigeon he did. He said it.

Ro Ludena right lol why do people keep recommenting what he already said in the video as if he never mentioned it...

Clearly the case in this movie

the only instance of babies acting should be as babies being born or hold

I understand where you're coming from but what will they do if they have a character who's a child?

Signe the petition

Child acting is HIGHLY regulated and a pretty fun project for them. Child pageanting on the other hand is mostly unregulated as well as demanding and abusive

Omg😂

OMG

💀💀💀

LOL

Those are some real ones

Don't disrespect my boi Kurtis like that

Is that possible?!?!?

Tbh kurtis should make an entire movie

💀

I’m in the same boat!!! I’ve been trying to find it for years and just figured it out today to find that people HATE it?!?!!? I have been wanting to rewatch it 😭🥲

UNDERRATED MASTERPIECE OF A COMMENT

BEST COMMENT EVER IM WHEEZING

LMAO NOOOO😭😭😭

When I was born, both of my parents failed to show up

AHAHAHAHA

i do

I felt that

Exactly. You got me thinking now.

sad.

Yesssss

it really aged well

@Ellie Neitzel i apologize for the late response, but what does "acab" means? Would you care to elaborate?

very topical

@Ellie Neitzel thank you

@Ellie Neitzel even the blacks ones?

Yaaa, WHERE TF ARE THE PARENTS

When “MADNESS” is all that remains… You have heard it said that the way you [raise a child] /_\ will determine the DESTINY of that being, and in a world where children (are now raised) / * \ too SELF ISOLATE……..., and SHELTER IN PLACE…….., do you think there will be {any more hugs} [{**}] and joy and laughter for the little ones in this day and age??? As this WAR OF THE WORLD unfolds between We The Society of nonmason……., and them these FREE MASON “Lodge Members” what has this (COVID19) Alien Invasion of PROJECT BLUE BEAM brought to the world be we Male and Female……, or Incubus….., and Succubus for our TWO WORLDS have always been…., and good and evil are only A CHOICE not a Condition..., and this world of Trillion Watt Lazers.., and The Great Nuclear Hydrogen Weapons is this the “only reason” +=+ we live too fight and die., and REPEAT the same damn things over and over hoping or “helping” too find THE SAME Damnation RESULTS.?.?.?.?.? As The Oracle for the End of this age, and a Male Incubus one at that, has it “ever occurred” [{*}] to you that as The King of ANGELS and DEMONS “my” and OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition is a Road Map and a Blue Print “out of this” SLAVE MASTER Fallacy where one thinks they own another when whatever “you hold onto” in this life Actually OWNS You, and you become a SLAVE to the thing [you believe] you cannot live without be it FAME, or Fortune, or Power, or some piece of METAL called The RING….. Have we not spent “a lifetime” doing the same things over and over EXPECTING {Different Results} from WORLD DOMINATION PLOTS too saying I wish to come back as a VIRUS and (do eradication) to all these Human Beings when in truth even you miserable LEADERS and Kings and Queens and “Your Excellencies” and Majesties are still HUMAN BEING for do you not share in OUR EMOTIONAL MAKE UP “be you” incubus and succubus??????? The Cities are not EMPTY cause there are no people left, the Cities are EMPTY cause these People were never here… You can drive and drive too find (Thousands of Cars) in these 50 STATES FOR AMERICA, but once you pull into a TOWN that is still on Lock Down, you see the ENTRAPMENT “of we all” in this Celestial Sphere Duel FLAT EARTH Home World of PURGATORY……., we are the descendants “of them” that DESTROYED This World over 10,000 Eons Ago, and the POPULATIONS have “never returned” for we forgot how to do RE-POPULATION, and in our Insanity of LUNATICS running the show, we continue to have WAR after WAR after WAR, so FREE MASON Lodge Member could continue to [get the Jobs] teaching FAKE SPACE, False Religions, and Malfeasance in our “Politics” too our LOCAL NEWS PAPERS cause no one wants to OWN What you Done!!!!! If you do not know BIG WORDS, then it is time you learned “how to use them” as you STAY HOME, or STAY AT HOME while your little ones are taught to be (Ritualistic Narcissist) and Psychopaths for they are called the SEGREGATIONIST where your babies are to remain [666 FEET] Apart at all times, and they “are not” too TALK to others……., and they are only allowed TV SCREENS of these Black Mirror PizzaGATE “Scrying” Devices too be their TRUE moms and dads, as The EDISON of Forced Technology takes away your Communities, your Companion Ships, and Marriages and Families and Friend Ships for how can you (love or hate) one another if all you do in life is learn to OBEY - COMPLY - SUBMIT when the Book of REVELATION “does so state” that the PEOPLE began to Curse Their NEON GOD for denying them the right “too be humane” as they lost all connection to their HUMANITY “be they” Incubus and Succubus of MALE AND FEMALE… Left ALONE too one day become “nothing more” than MACHINE PEOPLE with MACHINE MINDS that lie to themselves {for all time} about Whom they are, What they are, and Where they are….. Johnny Exodice LIVES!!!

@@thewriteinpresident man. what are you on?

The Write In President Why??

They didn’t do that in Rugrats either

Rhel OTO and the only black baby is literally a ball like why they’re the shittiest powers ever

ughhhh i know

Luiza Leontios oh absolutely 💀 I would never say it out loud

Ngl that would make for a really funny story to tell people

The child actors sorry I mean BABY actors probably regret this 💀

Lily Dragon best comment

Sorry sweetie. I ran it over and set it on fire to save me from the nightmares.....accidentally of course....

I used to watch it every day I got it at blockbuster but now I cannot find the dvd anywhere

I used to watch it on HBO kids I think, then I couldn’t watch HBO kids anymore cause now it wasn’t in our cable package

Same, but I still think I have the disc

It doesn't even sound German. It sounds like a mocking French accent 😑

And is no one going to address the fact that Kahuna is still a little kid when he was also the same age in the 60s? Does he have the baby formula from the boss baby world? That has to be the only answer right? Edit: I spoke too soon. This really is just pre boss baby.

Saruno Kamisama I-

Plus when they were younger at the baseball game he didn’t have an accent at all

Austin powers tho

It’s a funny plot to a movie tho

Benedict Cumberbatch: 👀

@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 benedict cumberbatch cant act so he doesnt count

@@P-nk-m-na he played Dormanu and is a great actor

LMFAOOO

Yes xD

Completely true

This comment was the first to make me laugh

Lol

DADA

Also the main baby in the first movie and kahuna also look like Kurtis

i'm pretty sure this movie is one of those sequels that aren't really sequels, like the ones that drew gooden talked about

im ur 420th like 😎

Just look at what series this is 😂😂😂

And the older kids aren’t supposed to be geniuses anymore.

That’s interesting to know - thank you!

that's exactly what I was thinking

and that time includes hair, makeup, costuming, rehearsals AND time to learn (but i think that's mostly for older kids)

that's also why the olsen twins were casted for full house

How do you know this????

Tessa161 I found this out during full house

Tessa161 not really the whole reason but I guess that’s one point

So Zack and Cody are actually two Zacks and Two Codies?

bruh what no, they switched between cole and dylan

Vollmond Zach and Cody were older than 6 on Suite Life so they didn’t need 2 kids to play each character. When they were really young though and the part was large enough, they would both play the same character

małgorzata nowińska I remember seeing this movie as a very young child and really liking it and asking my parents if I could watch it again and they just said “no.”

análise 🤔

dj yeah same it’s so weird seeing Kurtis see this without having flashbacks. The second he showed the cave I was pushed back to my childhood...

i remember me and my brother being obsessed with this movie and i was so upset when i found out there wasn’t a sequel

Damn they really cranked up the free will with that one

elsypie It sounds way too much like “Fecal Man”

Yeah it should be Finklebaby obviously

@@juliajozsa2724 ikr

oR bOTh

Considering Kahuna is a Hawaiin name, that means they also may have been present during the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

I rewatched that clip and I think he actually says Kahuna is over 7 years old, not 70

@@jenncardona5998 K but he was also alive in the 50s, so 70 is the only logical answer.

I'm not saying it makes sense, but if you listen closely, he really does say seven, not 70

it’s out of his control at this point

Anna M underrated comment

Lol what? Boomer's kids were practically raised on TV, it's like a defining feature of that time, they're literally referred to as the MTV generation.

@@TheVivaciousNerd MTV generation was more gen x I believe

I guess if he was meant to be 70 in 2004 and thus born in 1934, he'd be about 12 years too old to be an actual baby boomer, though he does have a certain boomer energy

@@nocturtle13 Sort of yeah, some overlap with millenials older too... but yeah I was referring to the boomer's kids as the MTV generation, not the boomers themselves :)

Yeah ikr some are just hateful creatures

Yes It would had been

DEFINITELY!!!!

Omg

Were disappointed in you kurtis

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. you did this to me, kurtis.

That's sad

Still can't believe Patrick Stewart was in that film.

this makes the emoji movie look like cinema

@@chocolatepiano7366 excuse u it's SIR patrick stewart show sum frikin respect!1!1! >:(

Chocolate Piano let alone he plays POOP 💩

It's not an issue tho...

Uniboy 13 it’s literally a joke about police brutality how is it not an issue

I peeped that! I love how woke he is

Lol I wouldn't call that "woke", I feel like if you live in America and aren't aware of what's going on with the police than you're living under a rock

acab (all cops are babies)

Ayyye I’m taking sociology rn💀

@@melaniee1051 ahh bad memories. my sociology teacher had us do a damn scrapbook all year and never actually taught us anything about sociology 😂😂

For a second I thought you said Scientology class

everyone knows that Free Will is like a currency you trade for choices, if you don't have it, your brain rolls a d20 for a skill check.

@@suezuccati304 Can you trade me some of your Free Will for Exposure?

MaKayla Richards But it’s the height of fashion.

Why are these four year olds wearing diapers?

@@c.w.r.794 Well I'm working in a kindergarden.... you don't wanna know how much older children have problems with the toilet nowadays. People don't have time or patience anymore to teach their children this....

Rivka Arbetter Kahuna, a Hawaiian word as well

@@roseban5938 Mr Worldwide over here.

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? I live here so😅

@@roseban5938 Nice. And I meant the German-sounding dude and Kahuna.

11:28

Why does the black baby automatically have to be a token? Dont forget to token hispanic baby too then

@@ms.bigbooty all other babies have special powers and the black baby plays basketball. That's as token as it gets.

@@frankfunkel99 He doesn't even play basketball, he literally IS a basketball. Doesn't get much worse than that

he really went there with that police joke

He commented on how the black baby would be singled out by the police in his skit

One time i saw a painting of jesus in the vatican where he had a like a 12 pack or something

shit im looking that up r i g h t n o w

OH MY GOD I REGRET THAT

"Jesus was always strong so that we could sometimes be week" won't I get an amen?

That’s just the most cursed thing ever-

Sammantha L +

Sammantha L +

Sammantha L FOR REAL. WHY IS EVERYONE BUYING ROLLERSKATES

Is this really a thing? I wanted roller skates for my birthday 😅

Sam three words: Chet faker - gold 😙

what about a green screen baby

4. He graduated from YYU. Yee yee University.

@@tiaragordon5517 5: He is the mayor of Kurtistown and has an extremely sexual relationship with Neil Breen

I clicked see more and then I was like woow

We know

Using CGI kids would be a lot simpler!

@@SC-jh9qp with what budget? Most movies can’t afford that. Look at twilight and that baby was real plus CGI.

I was kidding. ❤️

I know... It was so bad 🤦‍♀️

Oh boy! 😬

that was like my favorite part

What time was that?

@@stanaobing6849 22:47

>English With accent from Foreignland.

I miss Eastern Germany

Angelo Barros me too

Except the evil guy, he has a foreign accent 😎

Nah lots of movies do that. Have you ever seen any of the older Bond movies?

you mean the 𝙆𝘼𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙉𝘼

Giorgia M maybe that’s the R Rated version of this movie

Oh helll no

I literally thought that was the title up until i started watching the video and he said the title . I had to do a double take on the name of the video.lmao

Danielle B HAHAHHAHAHA

Naomi Bell the exact same thing happened to me MANDELA EFFECT

slow your roll fake news

We must REALLY hate babies if we give the best ones a 0%

@@ombrenightcores4153 yes baby suck kill all

☠☠🤣

he's the one that wrote this. he wanted this to be his legacy

Gard now he’s making fun of the movies bc of the trauma😳

Gard This is all an advertisement ploy.

kurtis is played by triplets

Claudia Lewis no

Holding hands

Lilly Kraemer the hets are at it again