No wonder this ride had closed in less than a year. The man on the screen and the animatronics are creepy...

This ride is so awful it's awesome

Fun fact: all of these animatronics were reused in the Monsters Inc ride to be disguised as the CDA agents from the Monsters Inc movie

puppets are really funky, some are too "realistic" looks like a talking corpse.Then there's the weird caricature ones that look like they came off celebrity death match.

2:34 THAT WAS THE MOST GENUINE "kill me...please kill me..." I'VE EVER HEARD LMAOOOO

They should have called this ride "Cool World Tours" Because most of the room scenes look creepy as a Ralph Bakshi cartoon.

Ironically, that passenger looks much more like drew carey than the actual animatronic

After the negative reviews, Disney was going to reconstruct it into a Muppet themed ride, and while it would be under reconstruction, the ride would be operating and would feature the muppets rebuilding the ride in goofy ways while commentating on how bad the old version was

fun fact this was supposed to be a dark ride coaster about escaping paparazzi but they had to change it in a pinch after princess dianas unfortunate passing

People talk smack about this ride but 2:39 predicted academy award winner The Shape of Water

This ride is now the Monsters INC ride in case anyone was wondering.

I think I'm going to have nightmares about this ride. What were they thinking?

I think this ride could have succeeded if they made it in a way where it could have been updated every so often to be made relevant to current movies and such.

Three strikes on this ride: 1. The "celebrities" here were C-listers and has-beens, even in the early 2000s. 2. The stereotypical sleazy agent was annoying padding to take your attention away from the fact this ride is barely 3 minutes long. and most of all 3. The primitive animatronics of this ride are off-putting. We have seen from countless Disneyworld/land rides from 50 years ago that Disney can do a hell of a lot better.

I think this ride would have been amazing if they had been able to do the original plan, but it’s not Disney’s fault that princess Diana unfortunately passed away. I respect Disney for changing the whole ride for her. So for everyone throwing shade on this ride, just remember Disney is being respectful of Princess Diana.

“Kill me... please kill me” that about explains it all

This ride’s original idea would’ve made the ride so much better if Princess Diana wasn’t assassinated

Eisner era rides certainly had their charm.

since you start at LAX, if you were to do this whole ride and go to all the stops, it would take 2 hours to complete what is usually a 30 minute drive direct from LAX to the chinese theater.

OML WTF?!! Oh dear merciful lord.... that... that _thing_ on the screen looks like the product of muppet inbreeding and then the offspring of that muppet inbreeding went off and started breeding with a love doll or something, and the offspring created this... thing... that was slowly melted in a fire but then resurrected by satan's anus. that is *EXACTLY* what that thing looks like... and this is coming from the same places that brought us breathtaking marvels and technical advances in the art of animatronics? (and yes, I'm counting Disneyland too. ik they are different parks, but same company and it is on the same land/property and owned by the same people) I can't believe this. I was too young to ever see this since I never saw CA in it's newborn stage, and I believe CA came out in 2001, the year I was born. No wonder it backfired! This is just painful for Disney standards.....

2:48: “Hollywood favorite, Whoopi Goldberg!” *”NO GOD NO”*

so as the story goes, it was origjnally going to be a fast ride emulating a lino being chased by paparazzi. But then Princess Diana died and they changed it to a slow ride. Couldn't they have kept it as a fast ride representing the metaphorical rise of a star in Hollywood?

This would’ve been fucking incredible on shrooms

I’m happy this was replaced by a better ride, which is the Monster Inc. ride. :)

Crazy that Disney even touched this

I’d rather ride this instead of riding Tiana’s bayou adventure if I’m going to be honest with you.

2:07 - 2:10 READ THE CAPTIONS 😂

what took over this ride cause this ride looks nice my dad would love it

I would never think to record these rides while I'm on them, but as bad as this ride was I'm glad that this guy did.

Is swifty an animatronic human or puppet?

Super Star Limo was removed and was replaced by Monsters Inc. Mike and Sully to the Rescue

That agent looks like a stereotypical mafioso,

It's so schlocky it's funny

The girl in the video would definitely be a very low maintenance girlfriend. Since she likes Superstar Limo, it obviously doesn't take much to make her happy.

This oughta be Exhibit A in the case against inflated CEO compensation: _because_ Disney paid Eisner 10,000x what anyone is really worth, they _had_ to pretend his _ideas_ were 10,000x what they were worth… when they _weren’t!_ Typical “gambler’s dilemma,” better known as “throwing good money after bad!” They couldn’t see their cookie-cutter CEO was less fit to design theme parks than a soda-water CEO was fit to make computers.

even though it was pretty bad, I still wish I went on it; I love the idea

Yes, equal parts confusing and terrifying.

I loved this ride but it needed more iconic Hollywood stars in order for it to continue to be relevant

Who at Disney ever thought this was a good idea? it looks worse than the worst at a Six Flags Park in the 1970s.

Is it me or does swifty the agent look like Mr T minus the mustache

I haven't been on this ride since it was replaced by Monster's Inc. Ride.

hey i know this ride, except now they changed it to monsters INC when i went on it

im scared

1:19 "Jackie Chan" "Where?!" Was this after the Jackie Chan rape ride in Japan?

This is cary? Then anyone never saw the french kids show called "Les Minikeums" lol

I remember ridding this and being so disappointed.

I want to get off Mr. Bo--- I mean Superstar Limo...

Haha what? Someone has to send me a link to that!

It's a Small World worked because it is a different language in each room but this? Far too contemporary.

It's just so goddamn creepy

so glad i wasn’t born yet

Wasn't this ride before Monsters Inc or what?

You couldn't even pay me to ride this ride

BIG TIME BOFFO

whats w/ the r.i.p.??

I'm sorry, this was just built to early...had it been built in the social media age, who cares how crappy it is...it wa shave been a social media star where it constantly was atractong California teens. it would be a smashing hit with today's audience.

What an "S" show

@ethan4astonhill well my bad

What a disaster of a ride wow

Wow, I would have been REALLY mad if I had waited in line to ride that horrible ride.

Yikes, glad I missed this one....epic fail

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT GIRL WHO REALLY LIKES THE WORST RIDE EVER?

Totally cringeworthy...

Definitely a ride for AC and a break from standing.this is on the same level of any basic carnival or festival.cant believe Disney even thought this would be something they'd want their name on.my friends and I could set this up.CRINGE

Listen closely at 2:05 *you're welcome ;)

Note to potential ride developers: if your concept is based on caricatures of “famous” celebrities, make sure you hire an artist who is actually talented at caricature. The designer who did those figures was a fantastic artist, but she was NOT a caricaturist. Poor concept, poor casting, poor execution, just… poor all around.

This is the worst ride I've ever seen. How on earth could anyone have thought that was this was a good idea much less an entire team.

I'm so glad this oxymoron of a ride is gone. In fact, maybe I should ask the cops to arrest Swifty La Rue or whatever the hell that stereotypical Hollywood talent agent's name is.

how do i know thay charli damelio would probably be here of this ride was still real. i still often thing what celebrities would go here if it was real

WORST. RIDE. EVER.

Make a better one?

Wtf is this cringe ride

why rip? i am german