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A HFY Story : Surviving. For fun? & The Leviathan | 2074~ Deathworld, War, Terran & Humans

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын
Surgery is tomorrow , will let everyone know how it goes.
@LunarisArts
@LunarisArts Жыл бұрын
May your surgeons have steady hands, and the recovery a smooth experience.
@matthewc670
@matthewc670 Жыл бұрын
Good luck, and make sure you take enough time to properly recover
@SoulariceJackson
@SoulariceJackson Жыл бұрын
gl and may you bard skills survive
@StarForgers
@StarForgers Жыл бұрын
Good luck! And may the surgeons be less squirrely with your insides than the nanites!
@stagnatedsand6609
@stagnatedsand6609 Жыл бұрын
Goodluck man, hope it goes well
@hilmarheathkliff9511
@hilmarheathkliff9511 Жыл бұрын
That leviathan must have eaten the wrong planet.
@nightrunnerxm393
@nightrunnerxm393 Жыл бұрын
Story 1: Steve? Story 2: You'd think they'd've learned after what happened to the Reapers...
@samuelreese1816
@samuelreese1816 Жыл бұрын
Story one. I have money that the survivalist is the descendant of Bear Grylls and Steve Irwin
@labella9291
@labella9291 Жыл бұрын
No doubt. I had both of them in mind
@ramadaxl
@ramadaxl 9 ай бұрын
I have doubts...I'm thinking 'Ray Mears'...who could give you a full meal while the others were trying to beat nature into submission 🙂
@free4fire
@free4fire 9 ай бұрын
Probably not Bear Grylls since he's a total fraud, I'd go with Les Stroud or someone else who knows what they're doing and don't need to fake everything, plus they also won't get you killed with "survival tips" that are purely for dramatic effect and many times even potentially lethal in an actual survival situation.
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen 5 ай бұрын
"Would you look at this rippa"
@noppornwongrassamee8941
@noppornwongrassamee8941 Жыл бұрын
"The shot was fired from half way across the galaxy." How can you tell? At 1.5 BILLION years old, the leviathan's corpse (and pretty much every other star in the galaxy) would have completed many MANY galactic orbits by then. For example, Sol completes one galactic orbit every 230 million Earth years, and will complete 6.5 such orbits in a 1.5 billion year time frame. A much more logical explanation would be that the shots were fired from ships from much closer up.
@peterwalls-qf7ii
@peterwalls-qf7ii Жыл бұрын
You know the end , you can find the beginning . All you have to do is follow it back. There can be only one position , that will produce this exact trajectory. Galactic revolutions can be taken into account , if relevant, i don't think so. The shot was intra galactic, not exo galactic.
@geoshark12
@geoshark12 Жыл бұрын
Thats not including the fact that at that range we wouldn’t see what it actually looks like at the time of firing due to the speed of light cap
@andrewstrongman305
@andrewstrongman305 Жыл бұрын
@@peterwalls-qf7ii I think there is also a possibility that the Leviathan was heading towards Human space, and it's destruction and the formation of the 'warp node' caused it's corpse to remain fixed in place while the planets or moons it was approaching continued on their slow migration. The story suggests that other warp nodes (within solar systems) might remain with them.
@johncochran8497
@johncochran8497 Жыл бұрын
Are you actually attempting to hold HFY stories to scientific accuracy?
@TheStarMachine2000
@TheStarMachine2000 Жыл бұрын
Any sufficiently powerful computer could calculate that trajectory with enough data.
@merendell
@merendell Жыл бұрын
You know I was realy expecting that last one to end in a mass effect reference. One of the idle chatters you can run accross is a sargent instructing his gunnery crew about what happens if you miss with a rail gun in space. Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in the universe.
@Maddog3060
@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын
Story 1: Sounds like an Irwin to me. Story 2: Leviathan! Cresting the waves, leading us all to the grave. Leviathan! Slaying all foes, who dare to oppose Tearing bodies limb from limb Eviscerating on a whim
@WorldWalker128
@WorldWalker128 Жыл бұрын
And the sequel-story song's reply: We sail, oathbound, on a quest for vengeful slaughter! We sail to the halls of doom with a black flag raised to the sky!
@labella9291
@labella9291 Жыл бұрын
Has to be an Irwin.
@Josh-iv2bw
@Josh-iv2bw Жыл бұрын
I was thinking LeStroud
@WardenWolf
@WardenWolf Жыл бұрын
Story 1, I was thinking Irwin or Bear Grylls.
@britishneko3906
@britishneko3906 Жыл бұрын
the 2nd story: I think the leviathan ate the wrong planet and every human was like "a gun is needed for this bullshitery"
@karenbaldwin2867
@karenbaldwin2867 Жыл бұрын
Yes, gluttony could be quite quite dangerous if you go and snuffle the wrong thing. especially if a shit load of heavily armed and psychotic primates, just happen to like it or live on it. A word to the wise never eat out of a monsters dish even if your a monster yourself.
@Blood.Angel.
@Blood.Angel. Жыл бұрын
Sir I must correct you; Every human looked around at their availabile guns and said "yeahhh.... going to need something a little bigger"
@britishneko3906
@britishneko3906 Жыл бұрын
@blood angel nah we prolly made somthing bigger but it lacked in range so we reluctantly used the smaller caliber for the sake of accuracy
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 3 ай бұрын
@@Blood.Angel.big fuck off abomination: *exists menacingly* Humanity: *eyes fancy boom rock supply* “looks like we’ll need a bigger rock for this one”
@elfeater1760
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
Wishing best for surgery, Agro! We shall all await your return.
@shardinhand1243
@shardinhand1243 Жыл бұрын
i like the leviathan one the best. it reminds me of how we used to mark our artilery shells with badass animal motives and phrases like this. welldone. this alsi reminds me of draks mentality, :V die spaceship! i can just picture the ancient soldier shouting as he fires the cannon die space dragon!
@dkbros1592
@dkbros1592 Жыл бұрын
Humans soilders don't survive they are trained so the Nature can survive them Survivalists are survivalists they do this for enjoy
@avroarchitect1793
@avroarchitect1793 Жыл бұрын
Indeed, with precious few exceptions, most soldiers are taught to stay alive in battlefield conditions. Not survive raw nature. They expect to have at least some equipment and supply at their disposal, at least intermittently. And more time is spent on teaching them not to destroy the forrests they are in than to survive in them. And most other survival training is to survive long enough for retrieval (for downed pilots) or to survive and evade capture until retrieval.
@maurizioginanneschi9402
@maurizioginanneschi9402 Жыл бұрын
I always imagined that in case of first contact we should send to the alien the recording of the adventures of Bear Grylls... exploring the most dangerous places and eating insects, scorpios, snaked and other poisonous creatures... Justas a warning...
@dkbros1592
@dkbros1592 Жыл бұрын
@@maurizioginanneschi9402 incase with that in alien world we should send scientists survivalists and military Elites thats how we will or that expedition group will act
@DarkVeghetta
@DarkVeghetta Жыл бұрын
Depends on the military and specialization. My country has a special 'mountain hunter' unit that's trained to survive with virtually no equipment in the wilderness, at high altitude. Part of their training requires them to survive for a week alone in the mountains, with temperatures potentially dipping below -20, with no human contact and their rations mainly consist of... a sort of mix between jerky and fat. If I'm not mistaken, when dropped off they are told of a shack that serves as both shelter and their pickup point, but it's kilometers away from the start and the thing was built half a century ago; no modern amenities exist there - hence they must forage for firewood and food themselves or get by with what rations they were able to carry from the start of the test. That said, this was during the 90s, so perhaps the test has changed somewhat (maybe they renovated that old shack), but I doubt it.
@MizukiStone44
@MizukiStone44 Жыл бұрын
Best of luck on your surgery dude! Hope to hear from you again soon!
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I was alone while listening to these stories...I burst out laughing at the last line of Leviathan story and I would have to explain myself
@Allantitan
@Allantitan Жыл бұрын
It was obviously a very angry human 😂
@jeffreyharris3440
@jeffreyharris3440 Жыл бұрын
Story 2, I thought that the message would say, "We've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty. . ."
@eldarkarin7525
@eldarkarin7525 Жыл бұрын
I'm in the library rn, for free WiFi, and the video is coming out exactly when the library closes
@peterwalls-qf7ii
@peterwalls-qf7ii Жыл бұрын
Someone pissed off a human. Bad Ju -Ju man. bad Ju-Ju.
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Yeah, some of us are like that. I would complain about the lack of continuation, but it's linked in the reddit story. Story 2: Humans leave a legacy. OF VIOLENCE!
@hughgordon6435
@hughgordon6435 Жыл бұрын
Tanks looking great , dude, love the variety
@johnnymellon7414
@johnnymellon7414 Жыл бұрын
Should have read "The Pequod sends her regards"
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 Жыл бұрын
For the Skwerl!
@Entenoir
@Entenoir Жыл бұрын
FOR THE ALGORITHM !!! And wishing you the Safe Surgery.
@ladyred9613
@ladyred9613 Жыл бұрын
Did the survivalist leave afterward or what? I want/need to know!
@johncochran8497
@johncochran8497 Жыл бұрын
Eventually. The only variable is how long it takes for him to become bored.
@Allantitan
@Allantitan Жыл бұрын
@@johncochran8497 also depends on how long it takes for the wildlife to adapt to his presence and for him to adapt to them adapting to him….god I can imagine that taking more than 20 years 😂
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
rather enjoyed the first story and can imagine the survivalist last name was irwin. i would enjoy hearing more loved the 2nd story, especially the ending thanks for the narration
@ZzCanonBull
@ZzCanonBull Жыл бұрын
They sent Les Stroud in that first story...😂😂
@marvinjohnson2488
@marvinjohnson2488 Жыл бұрын
Ok 2nd story gave me a chuckle.
@DragonJohn
@DragonJohn Жыл бұрын
Damn, was hoping it was the manhole cover
@WardenWolf
@WardenWolf Жыл бұрын
The first one, I was expecting it would be revealed he was a descendant of Bear Grylls or Steve Irwin. Would have made for a great ending twist.
@brianlips8346
@brianlips8346 Жыл бұрын
Take care and as always thank you for the story 😅😊
@Lucian00311
@Lucian00311 6 ай бұрын
Conclusion of Story#2: Leviathan died of indigestion.
@Kualinar
@Kualinar 11 ай бұрын
#1) Enter Interstellar Crocodile Dundee. #2) So, one of the Voyager probe collided with the Leviatan... Obviously travelling at a much higher velocity than it's going now. How many accidental sling shot did it got ?
@mikecoatsworth6048
@mikecoatsworth6048 Жыл бұрын
ROFL was it Bear or Steve 😂
@dusanradin5868
@dusanradin5868 Жыл бұрын
Neither.A it was a hoplite.
@leechowning2712
@leechowning2712 Жыл бұрын
Wait... so this race respects you if you can show you survive? Shall we just upload modern entertainment?
@lupaswolfshead9971
@lupaswolfshead9971 Жыл бұрын
2nd across the finish line
@genericuser984
@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын
neat
@jameshall6071
@jameshall6071 Жыл бұрын
I wish you a speedy recovery
@seldonwright4345
@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын
Wizard? Tech? High enough tech is the same as magic. To misquote Arthur C Clark. The reverse is also true. High magic is also tech.
@VulpisFoxfire
@VulpisFoxfire Жыл бұрын
'Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Magic.' 'Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.' And for the Freefall fans, the Florence corollary... 'Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who can't understand it.'
@Tang0Fox1
@Tang0Fox1 Жыл бұрын
Sooo the first story is a galactic version of Steve Irwin and Bear Grylls?
@shovel662
@shovel662 Жыл бұрын
RIP Steve Irwin
@phoenixbugg7199
@phoenixbugg7199 Жыл бұрын
Hey does everyone know the name of the episode where the goddess of plenty doesn't bless humanity when they get to the galactic scale neither does the war gods which is good because it means we're not psychos. The galactic beings are like ok so we should go to war with them for fun and Lady Luck tells them if they do they'll be fucked?
@patrykkaminski9747
@patrykkaminski9747 Жыл бұрын
Bro this was do long ago i fell like it was between EP 800 and 1200 but i might be wrong
@yellabeezy669
@yellabeezy669 Жыл бұрын
A Welcome Party That's the story you're looking for!
@phoenixbugg7199
@phoenixbugg7199 Жыл бұрын
@@yellabeezy669 Oh My God it is the one I was looking for THANK YOU!!! I have watched and like so many of these videos I was impossible to find in my favorites. I'm planning to set up a playlist for my absolute favorite videos. I mean all of these are fantastic but sometimes I just want a Pacific story.
@viciouskoala2163
@viciouskoala2163 Жыл бұрын
Get well Soon 🎉
@Ackalan
@Ackalan 9 күн бұрын
I mean, being dead IS very boring.
@losthero0
@losthero0 Жыл бұрын
First? First!
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
@Jan-van-RieBeeck
@Jan-van-RieBeeck Жыл бұрын
KZfaq notified me of this vid twice lol
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc Жыл бұрын
Now you have to watch it twice! ... Hehehehe
@Jan-van-RieBeeck
@Jan-van-RieBeeck Жыл бұрын
I fell asleep watching this with auto replay on so I think I watched it a few more than 2 times lоl
@fluttershyisnotadoormat4678
@fluttershyisnotadoormat4678 Жыл бұрын
and then it ate it... kind off :3
@creo507
@creo507 Жыл бұрын
Miss those old thumbnails to see some back
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
4th, 22 March 2023
@OldF1000
@OldF1000 Жыл бұрын
Leviathan taste just like chicken
@athopi
@athopi Жыл бұрын
😆😆
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Жыл бұрын
Gomse
@richardhowells5804
@richardhowells5804 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha😂😂
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