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Swordless Bastard - Jerma Plays The Black Masses (Long Edit)

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Күн бұрын

Jerma runs away from the undead while looking for a bastard sword
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@iyona2305
@iyona2305 5 ай бұрын
Jerma is playing this like it’s his first open world RPG
@philj9594
@philj9594 5 ай бұрын
Cut him some slack. He is like 40. That's when dementia tends to set in.
@peaw
@peaw 5 ай бұрын
false@@philj9594
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 5 ай бұрын
@@philj9594oh crap. I’ve been watching this dude since he was in his twenties. He will be forty in a year and a half. What a trip.
@ComplexMotivations
@ComplexMotivations 5 ай бұрын
@@philj9594 it starts at 32 imo. You just get worse from there
@tree4318
@tree4318 5 ай бұрын
But you can go anywhere in this game
@nathann999
@nathann999 5 ай бұрын
The “clicking at 90% loaded bricks the game” disclaimer at the start really sets the tone for the stream
@dafall6450
@dafall6450 10 күн бұрын
Ayyyy mom jeans picture
@LeperFriend1837
@LeperFriend1837 5 ай бұрын
You can tell he actually likes this game. Not randomly killing npcs and is focused on progression.
@dan_loeb
@dan_loeb 5 ай бұрын
he had to try so hard not to though, and he eventually gave into the desire and found out they don't take damage or react.
@OnlyLocus
@OnlyLocus 5 ай бұрын
​@@dan_loeb good, so he didn't have anything to distract him from progression.
@ExecutionerArtemy
@ExecutionerArtemy 5 ай бұрын
@@OnlyLocus NEEEEEEERD
@OnlyLocus
@OnlyLocus 5 ай бұрын
@@ExecutionerArtemy lol your names coward
@Ave_Satana666
@Ave_Satana666 4 ай бұрын
​@@ExecutionerArtemyJOCKKKK
@dukelorange007
@dukelorange007 5 ай бұрын
Just in time for me to go food mode
@stwabewwwy
@stwabewwwy 5 ай бұрын
Watching jerma while eating > watching a movie while eating
@angelofdarkness243
@angelofdarkness243 5 ай бұрын
Well! The food is gonna end in the first 5 minutes sadly!
@campbell1232
@campbell1232 5 ай бұрын
absolutely dinner pilled
@dan_loeb
@dan_loeb 5 ай бұрын
@@campbell1232personally i think he's lunchmaxxing
@tehdmanvids3
@tehdmanvids3 5 ай бұрын
He's a mealpilled foodcel
@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis
@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis 5 ай бұрын
That water guy is genuinely terrifying Even though he poses almost no threat and looks pretty funny the sound design on him makes him an absolute panic attack inducer
@CULTOFARTRA
@CULTOFARTRA 5 ай бұрын
I’m going to start going to community center pools dressed as a devilish spectre or mischievous ghoul of some form or fashion. I’ll just chase swimmers around and speak in tongues and phase through walls until I get pepper sprayed or tased
@Graph06
@Graph06 5 ай бұрын
Love that he's simultaneously concerned with leveling up, and also seemingly ignoring the skill tree
@kiryukazuma8089
@kiryukazuma8089 3 ай бұрын
It’s just a number game for mr vegas here lmao
@tree4318
@tree4318 5 ай бұрын
Never seen a game warn you about crashing in the loading screen tips before but it's kind of helpful and i'd take those tips on any game
@Lux_Ferox
@Lux_Ferox Ай бұрын
Honestly yeah, I'd prefer tips like that as opposed to basic gameplay tips that you learn in the first 5 minutes.
@nemidoonam6963
@nemidoonam6963 13 күн бұрын
@@Lux_Feroxtip: press the jump button to jump
@forgottenashes8299
@forgottenashes8299 6 күн бұрын
​@@Lux_Feroxtip: attacking somebody makes them hostile
@sonsofisstvan1675
@sonsofisstvan1675 5 ай бұрын
Can’t wait to watch this while high for the next couple months every single night
@Eternal-Woe
@Eternal-Woe 5 ай бұрын
This guy is zonked
@AshGorall
@AshGorall 5 ай бұрын
I’m gonna get zonked too
@sonsofisstvan1675
@sonsofisstvan1675 5 ай бұрын
@@Eternal-WoeITS JUST A LIL CBD
@jozzydan66
@jozzydan66 5 ай бұрын
Is this what his fandom is? (I'm zonked)
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 5 ай бұрын
⁠@@jozzydan66no this is his zonkdom. His fandom is fonked.
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 5 ай бұрын
The title of this video bears libellous implications. A real bad idea for two reasons: 1) it hurts Jerma’s foster father’s feelings. Kilroy Elbertson is an okay human who doesn’t actually smell terribly awful. 2) it risks the attention of Jerma’s actual father, Bastardless Sword; who loathes all living beings, whose blade pierces all defences, and who cannot be destroyed.
@gabeitch9142
@gabeitch9142 5 ай бұрын
It was bastardless who spread all those smell allegations
@pravkdey
@pravkdey 5 ай бұрын
New lore dropped
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 5 ай бұрын
@@pravkdeyto be clear: Jerma’s parents are both swords from a sword planet and he was born in wedlock. He was adopted by Bostonians.
@arootube
@arootube 5 ай бұрын
Starting to think this guy just ran Lieutenant Worf's character bio through google translate 16 times...
@mspolymerclaygal
@mspolymerclaygal 5 ай бұрын
it cracks me up how terrified he is of the water ghoul even though the whole game he’s surrounded by zombies 💀
@Wohlfe
@Wohlfe 4 ай бұрын
This game is kinda charming, you can tell the devs are really going for something they dont have the resources to pull off completely but are trying anyways. Its insane the game functions with that many zombies on screen.
@bitter8656
@bitter8656 3 ай бұрын
its giving me medieval dead island vibes
@MRFISH-rs6sq
@MRFISH-rs6sq 3 ай бұрын
@@bitter8656dude same I was thinking of dying light too
@firstnamelastname-oy7es
@firstnamelastname-oy7es 10 күн бұрын
This game is made by the same people that made UEBS (ultimate epic battle simulator), a game that simulates large scale battles. They specialize in large amounts of characters moving on screen at the same time. This was their attempt to take their technology and make a single player open world story game out of it.
@TheLeeLee
@TheLeeLee 4 ай бұрын
I exclusively want to watch Jerma play super crunchy games like this or something like power washer idk why it's just the perfect format for him
@_Thred_
@_Thred_ 4 ай бұрын
Jerma just plays as a mountain goat the whole game and doesnt follow paths or roads lol
@nerdyvids1
@nerdyvids1 5 ай бұрын
Ah yes. The shot.
@Aercoh
@Aercoh 5 ай бұрын
it was heard round the world
@da_purple_lizard
@da_purple_lizard 2 ай бұрын
and quite the big shot it was!
@TrashK1ngg
@TrashK1ngg 5 ай бұрын
50:40 I wish i could have experienced the magic of joining the stream when this was happening
@yes-cool
@yes-cool 5 ай бұрын
thank you for this blessing, m'lord
@Turtlestew117
@Turtlestew117 5 ай бұрын
great edit! just as a suggestion though, throwing the date of the original stream in the description is just a nice piece of information to have readily available
@user-pj9vw8ic3v
@user-pj9vw8ic3v 5 ай бұрын
Jerma fighting off chat Simulator
@dudeskeela
@dudeskeela 5 ай бұрын
shovelware and zombies go together like jerma and violence
@campbell1232
@campbell1232 5 ай бұрын
i love at 1:40:00 where he is surprised he was hurt when jumping onto people holding swords pointed up
@vcr53wus
@vcr53wus 5 ай бұрын
dumptruck is the ideal human being
@milesh.2968
@milesh.2968 5 ай бұрын
Not sure if you take requests, but I'd love to see a long edit of him playing Streamer Simulator.
@pravkdey
@pravkdey 5 ай бұрын
Car violence that is
@KhaosInductionCreator
@KhaosInductionCreator 4 ай бұрын
Jerks saying “This thing sucks” while using a wooden broom as a weapon is such a Jerma thing
@jackofblades3998
@jackofblades3998 3 ай бұрын
Oh this stream, how nostalgic I remember being frustrated because, if only he had climbed to the top of the black tower, he would have found the demon boss
@stevepidst
@stevepidst 5 ай бұрын
oh my fucking god dumptruck thank you so much
@Beckham-xj8sh
@Beckham-xj8sh 3 ай бұрын
there is no way no one is mentioning the fucking relic weapon he picked up but instead fights the horde with a rake
@cragraven
@cragraven 2 ай бұрын
that shit killed me dude. i checked the wiki for the game (which isnt very helpful at all) but im pretty sure he picked up the “divine mace” which id hazard is much better than a rake
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye 5 ай бұрын
Just a reminder that Jerma never paid off his debt.
@AManWithAVoice
@AManWithAVoice 5 ай бұрын
This guy was so awesome! I absolutely LOVED his streams😅 (Too bad he turned himself in for multiple homicides)
@maxbanks8652
@maxbanks8652 5 ай бұрын
Stick em with the pointy end!
@Sucubius
@Sucubius 5 ай бұрын
Thank you dumptruck, very cool.
@mirror1001
@mirror1001 5 ай бұрын
Dump truck i love these edits. could you perhaps please with a cherry on top include when it was streamed in the description
@Ozzymand
@Ozzymand 5 ай бұрын
The fact that jerma still has a 1080 goes to show how humble of a streamer he is
@banned-user
@banned-user 5 ай бұрын
His RE4 remake playthrough showed him with a 3080
@Ozzymand
@Ozzymand 5 ай бұрын
@@banned-user oh, streamer lied to chat then, wow.
@dave7474
@dave7474 5 ай бұрын
​@@Ozzymand this is old i think
@john_smith_john
@john_smith_john 4 ай бұрын
the fact jerma eats food and goes to the bathroom shows how humble of a streamer he is
@kalimaude3532
@kalimaude3532 5 ай бұрын
I dunno if it's an ADHD thing in general or a subtype Jerma and I share, but this game looks like catnip to me. There are an endless number of zombies. You are never well equipped enough to deal with them, but you can scurry up any surface like a nimble capuchin, and do ludicrous things with all the junk you find, like 360 Flaming Broom Spin. This is... a shenanigan generator. This is the sort of game where you're like "today I am gonna get to that thing over there" and a short walk down the road turns into a solid hour of tomfoolery. It's like the procedural world generation you get in minecraft, except the sense of wonder over new sights is instead a sense of glee at the ways you find to peel a dead dude's face like a misbehaving banana.
@LolCat361
@LolCat361 3 ай бұрын
After beating this game around 2 months ago, I'm surprised at how underleveled Jerma is at the General boss fight.
@Noobazzah
@Noobazzah 5 ай бұрын
I quite like these edits, condensed without jumping around too much.
@cyber_xiii3786
@cyber_xiii3786 2 ай бұрын
I love how at 27:30 he has the idea to pause the game to try and figure out the potion button, but then doesn't go into the options menu to actually look at the controls so he just asks chat what the button is as if they would know and then unpauses before they could possibly respond then dies
@woobi4739
@woobi4739 5 ай бұрын
THANK YOU for this edit very much
@theeliteterrarian1888
@theeliteterrarian1888 5 ай бұрын
this game looks so bad but also so fun at the same time
@Brandon-bc1fz
@Brandon-bc1fz 5 ай бұрын
Huh this game seems not all that fun to play personally but it was really funny watching him play it.
@imunqualified3983
@imunqualified3983 5 ай бұрын
I shit my pants during this video
@sonsofisstvan1675
@sonsofisstvan1675 5 ай бұрын
Damn dude how you doing?
@CULTOFARTRA
@CULTOFARTRA 5 ай бұрын
No way dude I shit your pants during this video too
@ProfessorBuge
@ProfessorBuge 3 ай бұрын
Update on the pant shid? are they still shidded?
@salieriii
@salieriii 5 ай бұрын
thanks for the edit :-)
@Herculesbiggercousin
@Herculesbiggercousin Ай бұрын
After over 30 minutes of torture in a high security slave town and starting a new game, Jerma IMMEDIATELY goes up to a prisoner pole thing with his new character and locks himself onto it by accident & has to wait a game-day cycle to get out. What a divine comedy this is
@Anonymouthful
@Anonymouthful 10 күн бұрын
Game begins sort of like New Vegas with you waking up from the bed staring at the ceiling "Oh man, this is like Skyrim!" Oh Jerma.
@Lux_Ferox
@Lux_Ferox Ай бұрын
This game seems way better than I was expecting.
@cabwaylingo_
@cabwaylingo_ 5 ай бұрын
43:17 jerma commenting to himself after using boiling chemicals to destroy the remains of his countless victims
@Spumoon
@Spumoon 4 ай бұрын
30:26 the logical modern day jerma being amused and perplexed by the biochemical reactions of his ancestry is a mood
@coynelaundry
@coynelaundry Ай бұрын
1:48:10 jerma's Ster impression here is the best i've ever heard it
@doifhg
@doifhg 5 ай бұрын
I hope that guy's name was reese so you're collecting reese's pieces
@RIPLOUDOG
@RIPLOUDOG 5 ай бұрын
Lmfao when he spoke backwards
@zippo6166
@zippo6166 5 ай бұрын
Don’t think we didn’t see that flute video. You took it down but it still notified everyone
@gabeitch9142
@gabeitch9142 5 ай бұрын
What?
@zippo6166
@zippo6166 5 ай бұрын
@@gabeitch9142 fake fan
@grumpysphinx4911
@grumpysphinx4911 5 ай бұрын
What was the flute video?
@gabeitch9142
@gabeitch9142 5 ай бұрын
@@grumpysphinx4911 fake fan
@KOmyself
@KOmyself 4 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠@@gabeitch9142you either die a hero or live long enough to be the villain
@MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo
@MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo Ай бұрын
1:05:00 is a genuine pyschopath moment
@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes
@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes 4 ай бұрын
30:58 my whole body hurts
@DGibbon57
@DGibbon57 5 ай бұрын
30:57 actual Looney Tune
@user-rj4uz3xc3o
@user-rj4uz3xc3o 5 ай бұрын
dumptruck strikes again. thanks I needed that one.
@Gallant_Silver
@Gallant_Silver 2 ай бұрын
18:45 Jerma alerted the horde.
@iblame_nargles
@iblame_nargles 5 ай бұрын
the only reason he's retiring is because he knows he's forever indebted to us and he HATES US >:(
@Kaedevirus
@Kaedevirus 5 ай бұрын
Now that's a blast from the past
@drabulusdael9329
@drabulusdael9329 4 ай бұрын
25:50 the music made the jigsaw appearance way more tense
@licorice3333
@licorice3333 Ай бұрын
Honestly not a half fuckin bad impression of peter griffin truth be told
@RyuHaya
@RyuHaya 5 күн бұрын
Oh my god this fucking game dude...
@michaelstilon6770
@michaelstilon6770 5 ай бұрын
This is such an old vod omg
@spiffysquidge2724
@spiffysquidge2724 5 ай бұрын
23:29 what a clean cut
@thewhitemonkey64
@thewhitemonkey64 5 ай бұрын
The abrupt ending kills me
@Megaeanton
@Megaeanton 5 ай бұрын
Hello @dumptruck , if you have the time and feel it's worth your time, please do edit the Kenshi streams.
@nevaeh9125
@nevaeh9125 5 ай бұрын
Dumper, please give us the gift of more Jerma RDR2 gameplay
@m0onwatcher5419
@m0onwatcher5419 5 ай бұрын
30:57 real voice
@fluffdrgn
@fluffdrgn 5 ай бұрын
Could you do a long edit for the Octogeddon streams? thanks for these you're awesome
@Spumoon
@Spumoon 4 ай бұрын
36:48 Why is he so good at that?!
@ran4829
@ran4829 5 ай бұрын
explopsives
@MrSanctuarys
@MrSanctuarys 5 ай бұрын
best channel name
@neore
@neore 5 ай бұрын
thank you dumptruck
@MusashiW-ec2yn
@MusashiW-ec2yn 5 ай бұрын
now that I think about it. i've never seen Jerma once open a menu and change the graphics when a game is running poorly. i also saw that when he did an IQ test, he scored just borderline below normal intelligence, and near special needs.
@dabelugamaster6819
@dabelugamaster6819 5 ай бұрын
Hey dumptruck kind of an old video but is there any way you could make a long edit of Jerma’s The Last Guardian streams?
@Dennis-ud2nh
@Dennis-ud2nh 4 ай бұрын
I think mcnuggets are made by newborn male chickens that are grinded alive. Bon appetit.
@turkeygod6665
@turkeygod6665 4 ай бұрын
I think thats actually a myth
@tobubiify
@tobubiify 5 ай бұрын
That is a good title
@mayafrags
@mayafrags 5 ай бұрын
grimsby mentioned wtf is soap
@meyr1992
@meyr1992 5 ай бұрын
there is no way more than 4 people worked on that game
@biigsmokee
@biigsmokee 2 ай бұрын
1:45:00 i wish he did a jigsaw bit
@scaryperson6652
@scaryperson6652 5 ай бұрын
thanks
@BruhManGD
@BruhManGD 18 күн бұрын
When was this streamed
@DukeoftheAges
@DukeoftheAges 5 ай бұрын
This game looks like a weird skyrim mod lol
@KOmyself
@KOmyself 4 ай бұрын
i love your pfp🤣
@konari88
@konari88 5 ай бұрын
banger
@spencerjohnston5969
@spencerjohnston5969 5 ай бұрын
When I sober I watch better call Saul when drunk I watch jerma. Poggers
@KOmyself
@KOmyself 4 ай бұрын
i fuckin love that pfp🤣
@prauwnsauce
@prauwnsauce 22 күн бұрын
That didn’t happen to me.
@kyridd
@kyridd 2 ай бұрын
wow jerma would LOVE skyrim! he never plays it.
@test4O4
@test4O4 5 ай бұрын
pseudo sponsored
@rileyjohnson3161
@rileyjohnson3161 3 ай бұрын
Did anybody else catch that Grimsby was spelled “Grismby” a couple times when the quests came up lol not hating just thought it was kinda funny lmao
@roxanical-01
@roxanical-01 5 ай бұрын
OOOOHHHH THIS IS SUSMAN!!!
@CruisinBen
@CruisinBen 5 ай бұрын
omg thx
@Crophe
@Crophe 5 ай бұрын
6:15
@WizPizPresident1
@WizPizPresident1 5 ай бұрын
yippee
@ni3kyYT
@ni3kyYT 4 ай бұрын
Is this a game that HE made?
@thatsreallyamoon
@thatsreallyamoon 5 ай бұрын
Am I in the twilight zone or is this an old old jerma video? He played it before.
@offfff8292
@offfff8292 5 ай бұрын
This is a recent edit of an old stream
@thatsreallyamoon
@thatsreallyamoon 5 ай бұрын
@@offfff8292 ah, makes sense. I was wishing he’d play it again lol
@NetanyahooWarCriminal
@NetanyahooWarCriminal 5 ай бұрын
What happen?
@latbat58
@latbat58 4 ай бұрын
2 hours is too long bro. even 1 hour might be lil too much personal timestamp: 30:00
@gsingh5402
@gsingh5402 3 ай бұрын
Get a longer attention span
@irisidem6580
@irisidem6580 2 ай бұрын
least easily distracted jerma fan
@Pumpkyria
@Pumpkyria 5 ай бұрын
Looking back at this game, the dev wanted their own Dead Rising + Dead Island with some extra features
@IAmCaligvla
@IAmCaligvla 5 ай бұрын
And they failed miserably.
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