Luckless Larcenist - Jerma Plays Kenshi (Long Edit Part 1)

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Күн бұрын

Astounding how quickly Jerma's incompetency in honest manual labor turns him to thievery
Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
#Jerma985 #jerma

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@eldritch3061 4 ай бұрын

these long edits keep me alive (rare medical condition, jermatitis) thanks dumptruck

@kinghrath 4 ай бұрын

Ahh... my condolences for your terminal illness. We are here with you.

@screwthishi5thing 4 ай бұрын

I have it also

@dan_loeb 4 ай бұрын

unfortunately with the jerma retirement arc, these edits are a finite resource. I hope they find a cure before it comes to that.

@demitrysualokin2796 4 ай бұрын

JERMA TITTIES????!!!

@monocandy 4 ай бұрын

@@demitrysualokin2796AWOOOGA

@AMbradfordfilms 4 ай бұрын

Petition to have Jerma play Kenshi again. Sign here.

@we-must-live 3 ай бұрын

____ D1ck3aterXx

@sirgenesy5099 2 ай бұрын

no it sucks and it's boring

@Andrew-tj8pr 2 ай бұрын

@@sirgenesy5099 womp womp. sounds like a skill issue

@sirgenesy5099 2 ай бұрын

@@Andrew-tj8pr cool, the game is still boring and looks like shit

@Andrew-tj8pr 2 ай бұрын

@@sirgenesy5099 womp womp. sounds like a skill issue

@AdamKlownzinger 4 ай бұрын

I’ll never forgive the zoomers for taking additional Kenshi streams away from us

@victoriouswinner7745 4 ай бұрын

as a 87 year old man i agree with this statement

@FoB952 4 ай бұрын

I don't watch the streams. How did the Zoomers make it stop?

@sho9585 4 ай бұрын

they think the game sucks and boring and like veiwtiful joe jerma would stop playing the game if enough people cries that they didnt like it even when jerma likes the game

@PurpleRegulator 4 ай бұрын

They even took Glover away from us.

@RancorousSea 4 ай бұрын

@@sho9585 Kenshi is a good litmus test if people should be allowed to have opinions about video games

@danielorourke8847 4 ай бұрын

Bro is really just making highlights of every Jerma Golden Age stream. God bless you dumptruck 🙏

@vcr53wus 4 ай бұрын

the weekly dump is highly appreciated

@dan_loeb 4 ай бұрын

You only go once a week? that's some crazy hole control.

@dan_loeb 4 ай бұрын

32:55 "don't make him look weird". Immediately he makes a human emperor penguin.

@valartman2671 4 ай бұрын

I'm so hungry. Could really use some coffee cheetos chicken rn. Thanks dumptruck

@RegnStövel 4 ай бұрын

He really listened to much to chat members crying in this era. Good he is doing more what he wants now (chill streams and such) this stream had great moments but was cut short by boring, complaining people in chat

@undercoverbreadbug2723 4 ай бұрын

Even worse that they had him choose one of the hardest starts, of course progress is gonna be slow.

@undercoverbreadbug2723 3 ай бұрын

@@_Bungus Yeah they were setting him up for failure, Kenshi is honestly one of the games I'm glad I picked the most basic possible start. All you gotta watch out for is yourself, no dog to siphon food, no missing limbs, no slavers in sight or bugs hiding in the sand to massacre you.

@Immortal_Fish 2 ай бұрын

Most rpg games: you are a chosen one. these weakling robbers don't stand a chance against you from the start. Kenshi: Some astmatic cancer patient with a rash will easily beat you to the ground with a broken moulding stick, spit on you and call you dog food

@skiptothepoint9087 2 ай бұрын

i find it funny that Jerma spawned in, immediatly got ko'd for 30 irl minutes and then became inslaved

@JayJFilms 2 ай бұрын

my only source of entertainment the past 5 months has been jerma, i am severely addicted and need rehab to recover from this man.

@Spumoon 4 ай бұрын

I just discovered this streamer and am binging this content. Good timing. Funny how he finds such fleshed out games that rarely if ever turn up anywhere else.. like Black Masses. NEVER seen that one.

@nachofwg 4 ай бұрын

Jerma lore really fuckin succs you in, incredible stuff. This man is a legend.

@heraclesno 4 ай бұрын

Oh dude. I got some bad news for you. Jerma soft retired this year but I hope you enjoy his content because he sure has a lot of it

@mikeyb0121 4 ай бұрын

@@heraclesno”retired” lol if that’s how you want to describe life imprisonment for the murder and cannibalisation of 14 Cambodian children then alright

@hangry3102 3 ай бұрын

@@heraclesno You absolute sicko, did he also "soft retire" those children at the orphanage that he slaughtered???

@ProfessorBuge 3 ай бұрын

@@mikeyb0121 Still can't believe the bastard almost got away with it too...

@maybe_human89 Ай бұрын

i love watching jerma desperately try to understand games above his understanding

@sonsofisstvan1675 4 ай бұрын

A dumptruck upload right as I’m packing my bong? Time to get ZONKED

@Joseph-xf7jv 4 ай бұрын

This guy fricking Gets it

@user-lp9hs3st5r 4 ай бұрын

I'm smoking on some pink panties rn

@Harufloof 4 ай бұрын

I'm high from the Zerma I don't need no bong

@hangry3102 3 ай бұрын

While you get Zonked I'm gonna Zerk off, anyone wants to join that's cool too.

@woobi4739 3 ай бұрын

dude

@johnemmettt 4 ай бұрын

dumptruck my beloved

@noneotherthanme9807 3 ай бұрын

I thought this was just a reupload until I saw he played it for 8 damned hours, this is much more digestible while keeping the streaming aspect I really like it

@Illucien_ 2 ай бұрын

I refuse to believe this was 3 and a half years ago.

@aspenEarthmover 2 ай бұрын

this is literally just the plot of Joseph King of Dreams

@Sucubius 4 ай бұрын

This is one of my absolute favourite Jerma gamestreams ever Thank you very much for this edit!

@damarziman Ай бұрын

God the animal crossing music is so fucking funny with this game

@BoolaidMan 3 ай бұрын

I'm going to wait till I finish these stream edits before I look up a "This is what 1000 hours in kenshi looks like" video and just stare dumbfounded at the stark contrast between playthroughs.

@onlyone8331 2 ай бұрын

Now I wanna do that too lol

@billfriendo2 4 ай бұрын

remember this stream happening and i was genuinely ecstatic my favourite person playing my favourite game, NICE ! 👍

@Talled221 4 ай бұрын

I personally manifested this edit. Thanks team.

@Gormfeld 2 ай бұрын

I love Kenshi, and I love Jerma, so this is a match made in heaven. In the smoldering, post-apocalyptic ruins of society, these old streams are the only thing that keep me going. Last night, Timmy and Jimmy were murdered by ghouls while out on patrol, and we will show this long play at their funeral to honor them and their sacrifice.

@aoihitori 2 ай бұрын

What a great introduction to Kenshi. Pain and Suffer.

@ToodleDoodle 4 ай бұрын

I wouldn't mind watching again the adventures of CannedRoth, Madame Saddler and Dr House. Sadly it's no longer possible for him to revisit this game due to retirement (and his chat being annoying about this game)

@stwabewwwy 4 ай бұрын

didnt know Jerma played this game wtf

@asfasfasfasf360 4 ай бұрын

"play" is a strong word

@Homura.Did.Nothing.Wrong. 4 ай бұрын

he didnt play it that long sadly. chat was whiny and wanted him to play something else the whole time lol

@_trashPANDA 4 ай бұрын

@@asfasfasfasf360 He "experienced" it

@catscanhavelittleasalami 4 ай бұрын

well now you know

@fritzfyr 4 ай бұрын

Oh my god - I have been waiting for someone to make a long edit of the Kenshi playthrough! Thanks a lot mr. dumptruck, excited to start watching! 🙂

@saesie4913 4 ай бұрын

Just found these long edits and I love them so much! Thank you!

@vgamedude12 22 күн бұрын

This is one of the funniest games Ive seen. Holy hell

@poopchair6878 4 ай бұрын

Wish he coulda played this more before he passed :C

@higgsbosontesticle 4 ай бұрын

Zerma rolled over him and made ASMR out of his corpse

@petroleumproduct 4 ай бұрын

will i be able to rename jerma to jeremiah if i try hard enough?

@gonr0gue85 3 ай бұрын

Kenshi is like pushing a boulder up a mountain but once you reach the top and it starts rolling, it'll roll forever.

@nachofwg 4 ай бұрын

I’ve never watched a game in this genre before, fucking incredible. Tysm Dump Daddy.

@Nestul22 4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for these

@CFSStudiosAI Ай бұрын

This is the most unfathomably based jerma has ever been. I wish he played more Kenshi.

@randidmmm 4 ай бұрын

All hail dumptruck

@Lander871 4 ай бұрын

Finally I've been waiting so long for this one, thank you mighty Dumptruck :)

@justdirt 3 ай бұрын

I'm seeing a lot of comments crying about the chat during this stream. I feel like I have to remind you to not be parasocial and understand that Jerma is a grown man. He didn't play Kenshi on stream again because he didn't want to. Chat did not bully him. "Chat was crying about this game." And you're crying in these comments. I like Kenshi videos I think the game is neat. I would love if he played it again. But let's not act like the game is good for streams. Lots not pretend like several hours of nothing happening wasn't cut to make this edit. I get it, sometimes chat can get impatient with a game. But Jerma has been open about how he'll play the games he wants to play. Even 7 or 8 years ago he was saying this. I wanted him to play Glover more, but i won't pretend like the game is good to stream or for him to play. No, Jerma got tired of streaming the game, chat didn’t want him to continue either, and so he just stopped playing. The fact so many of you are coddling Jerma like he is a child listening to peer pressure is weird

@MuradBeybalaev 4 ай бұрын

We need Jermas like this one to play Kenshi closer to the way it is intended instead of falling down the game's prominent slippery slope of well-rounded development through robbing every town, outpost and person we come across and dismembering everything that moves as I am compelled to do when I play myself.

@alanstringer. 3 ай бұрын

He was in the game for like one minute as CannedRoth and locked himself to a pole. Only Jerma.

@Violetpizzaman 4 ай бұрын

these long edits slap keep it up mx. truck

@itsokiie 2 ай бұрын

I wish so badly for sims Kenshi edition streams again

@kevinhearty 4 ай бұрын

THANK YOU MR. DUMP! I’ve been wishing for a long edit of this

@SkoobadoobaChoo 4 ай бұрын

All hale the dump truck🙏🙏🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️

@jermiahenjoyer 4 ай бұрын

Ahhh finally kenshi long edit! I'm so blessed right now. Thank you!

@wizardtoast5660 4 ай бұрын

i love you

@sonsofisstvan1675 4 ай бұрын

*kisses you*

@zarrowthehorse 4 ай бұрын

too

@guy4036 4 ай бұрын

Great game to edit/watch

@botmushin8878 4 ай бұрын

The cycle of life continues, can't wait for part 2.

@gaugea 2 ай бұрын

why did he just steal save scum for 4 hours straight

@gaugea 2 ай бұрын

this is awesome

@gaugea 2 ай бұрын

i love that he seems to think the fast forward button makes him move faster than other people

@shadowgamez4960 3 ай бұрын

I have sleep issues and jerma somehow fixes this by rambling and doing something random.

@augustusfren133 4 ай бұрын

wtf how did I never see that jerma played one of my all time favorites, I’m so friggin happy.

@amphetamineterror7 4 ай бұрын

dumpless truck

@TheArachnoBot 4 ай бұрын

Dont bite the hand that feeds you man

@venixed184 4 ай бұрын

2k timer as a new player is rough lmao

@midokotwow 4 ай бұрын

I absolutely LOVE his kenshi content, thank you based Dump

@JVDRRR 4 ай бұрын

jerma played kenshi? based

@tim.creenis 4 ай бұрын

Dumptruck you're insane dude. You're filling my Jerma void

@Megaeanton 4 ай бұрын

Thank you for this! Highly anticipated o7

@zarrowthehorse 4 ай бұрын

Theres not 6 thousand ads this time, right Mr. Editor?

@mikeyb0121 4 ай бұрын

Literally lmao. I commented this before because I was genuinely getting ads every 5-10 minutes. Edit: just got an ad 4 minutes in lol

@JoNarDLoLz 3 ай бұрын

You guys dont use adblockers?

@mikeyb0121 3 ай бұрын

@@JoNarDLoLz not everyone uses a pc…

@mummynapkin. 4 ай бұрын

17:48 when the grandpa gets a new pair of pants

@cld252 4 ай бұрын

Those pesky zoomers took away Kenshi! He only got to play it for 22 hours!

@Eternal-Woe 4 ай бұрын

Holy shit I never expected Kenshi to get a long edit, these were my fav streams that the zoomers fucking ruined.

@Gaming909 4 ай бұрын

Nice! I was hoping someone would make an edit of this one

@gabeitch9142 4 ай бұрын

I been waiting for this one.

@DishonoredRat 4 ай бұрын

HE PLAYED KENSHI‽

@FDSixtyNine 4 ай бұрын

He sure did. But his whinning chat filled with Alphabet-people and zoomers whined the whole time. He planned on playing Kenshi for like 8 hours but switched games after like 2 hours.

@sheildingepicness 4 ай бұрын

@@FDSixtyNinelol, you’re honestly so deranged… you really feel the need to blame “alphabet people” for the kenshi stream? Get a grip

@sheildingepicness 4 ай бұрын

@@FDSixtyNinewhining chat member claims other chat members are actually the babies, their mother cries in quiet for the child they lost

@GreggoryL 3 ай бұрын

@@FDSixtyNine I'm sorry... Alphabet people...?

@balewaif 3 ай бұрын

@@GreggoryLit's the gays' fault strimmer didn't play my game long enough 😤

@Jordan-rb28 4 ай бұрын

1:26:30 this has always been the funniest part of the Kenshi streams for me

@Gabriel_RamirezXD 3 ай бұрын

Next game

@dinonatorful 4 ай бұрын

We love you. I wouldn't be able to eat without you

@wheag 4 ай бұрын

this edit was damn perfect, i know i should wait until long edit part 2 comes out but i am already watching the next vod and i kinda want to make my own long edit of the whole series combined, although idk if ill actually have time to do that since i just agreed to edit someones 60 hour elden ring vod

@soosetch 4 ай бұрын

Hell yes!!! Thank you!!

@TheUnicornChicken 4 ай бұрын

Thanks for the dump! 👃💩😋

@sonsofisstvan1675 4 ай бұрын

*sniffs your dump cutely*

@eamonlabunda6860 4 ай бұрын

Does anyone else wish his chat didn't bully him off of the game? I need to know that I'm not the only one :((

@Ooughhh 2 ай бұрын

People stink

@god9611 4 ай бұрын

Does anyone know what OST he started playing?

@SwimmingBird941 Ай бұрын

If you're still wondering - it was EarthBound, then Animal Crossing, and towards the end Stardew Valley.

@god9611 Ай бұрын

@@SwimmingBird941 Thank you

@UserName-qi3kl 4 ай бұрын

Praise the dump

@stigmautomata 3 ай бұрын

1:34:45 legendary noise

@1jhavus543 3 ай бұрын

jackpot

@PookieMonster1738 4 ай бұрын

Need more kenshi

@decoy3540 4 ай бұрын

Hurry up and do the second stream, I wanna see what he does in Kenshi but the vods are just him bumbling around not knowing anything

@Stapler42 3 ай бұрын

For future me, dog getting floored is at 1:26:30

@ej191 4 ай бұрын

common dumptruck w

@richmckill4471 3 ай бұрын

It's insane just how bad he is at this

@qouLIVE 3 ай бұрын

i like jerma

@treiano 3 ай бұрын

this is so silly

@DukeoftheAges 3 ай бұрын

Jerma needs to play more of this, need a whole series.

@teethbeans9994 3 ай бұрын

2:20 he looks like Gregory House lol Edit: BRUH 2:24

@FrankieWuzHere 3 ай бұрын

1:13:14 Oh no

@fingersniff5520 28 күн бұрын

Hate his twitch community

@eprimchad2576 3 ай бұрын

ive never seen someone so incapable of understanding how to use a camera in game and mouse prompts, this shit is crazy.

@alaughingcow6623 4 ай бұрын

classic

@maggotthemadman8142 4 ай бұрын

17:47

@war_tortoise8681 2 ай бұрын

When did jerma play kensshi?

@lolzforlunch 4 ай бұрын

0 views gang 🎉🔫

@agaD47 3 ай бұрын

Damn near died laughing no kap - goo shiii....

@sheildingepicness 4 ай бұрын

Man these comments make this hard not to cringe while watching this, so many jaded incels

@carwash9333 4 ай бұрын

fr it's a damn game. They act like Jerma isn't a grown ass man who makes his own decisions

@fosterbennington6405 4 ай бұрын

Reddit word

@baddidea4863 3 ай бұрын

Imagine reading the comments lol

@parrotw3367 3 ай бұрын

what does this mean