Bruiser - Titchmarsh's Agent

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13 жыл бұрын

David as Alan Titchmarsh's agent in sketches from the short-lived, one-series-only sketch show 'Bruiser' (2000) starring Olivia Colman, Martin Freeman, Matt Holness, Charlotte Hudson, David Mitchell and Robert Webb.
David in a fatsuit made me muttleychuckle so hard I almost ruptured my spleen. What is with his armfat? Can anyone say waddedupnewspaper? Low-budget productions. You gotta love 'em. ;)
Clips are from episodes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5

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@willmcpherson2 4 жыл бұрын

What a great depiction of sleep deprivation

@borednerd5767 3 жыл бұрын

didnt think of that but fuck youre right

@willmcpherson2 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve made it a tradition to watch this whenever I’m sleep deprived It’s the closest an English speaker can get to not understanding English

@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын

Damn perfect time to happen upon this video, I’m pretty sleep deprived right now!

@doctorsatan3371 6 жыл бұрын

"Titchmarsh has broken out of rehab and is on way here in a GIANT taxi!" LOL WHAT?! XD

@robinraine5065 6 жыл бұрын

If cocaine was a sketch

@CoryMck 3 жыл бұрын

*Bojack Horseman really needs to give this some writing credits.*

@walterzamalis4846 4 жыл бұрын

I’m watching this twenty years after it aired, in New Zealand, it’s so hilariously exhausting having to look up all the things referenced

@scarletamazon3455 3 жыл бұрын

I'm British, and of an age where I should remember this period very well, and while I know a lot of the references, there are still a lot I had to look up too! If that makes you feel any better. I did think as I was watching this it was a real blast from the past, really old shows and TV stars that haven't been around in donkeys years, and that anyone from outside the UK would just be lost!

@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын

As an American, I have absolutely no idea what any of these sketches mean

@dillonherbig 4 жыл бұрын

"It wasn't meant to be funny, but it came out kind of surreal."

@quickattackfilms7923 6 жыл бұрын

"This might be one for Roger Slippers." hahaha

@lpsp442 6 жыл бұрын

"A Titch in Rhyme, Saves Mime" - perfect world salad

@joealexander9043 4 жыл бұрын

"Damn they went for Connery" is one of my favourite lines in any show ever.

@bradleyclark9301 10 жыл бұрын

Dave does a brilliant Rich Fulcher impression.

@fromchomleystreet 3 жыл бұрын

Mitchell can’t have known at the time that he and Webb had written the name of his future father-in-law into that first sketch.

@lubzbie 12 жыл бұрын

Love that they mentioned 'Alan Coren' in this! Little did David know, that he'd be marrying his daughter 12 years later! :)

@Silentsam90 4 жыл бұрын

Is this what's goin on in Princess Carolyn's head most of the time?

@willbournerv2259 4 жыл бұрын

I love how David Mitchell says idea like "idear"

@mattbevilaqua7264 4 жыл бұрын

"I love your idear, but I can't make it. Your idear STINKS!" rofl

@sussurus 3 жыл бұрын

@David Davesby uhh sorry dave but i think you'll find david says "idear" quite a few times. i know it can be hard being braindead but try to keep up will ya? there's a good lad.

@Cellidor 8 жыл бұрын

I...I don't....I don't understand anything happening here. Is this real life?

@screamtoasigh9984 6 жыл бұрын

Cellidor It's funny but I couldn't tell you why. It's ridiculously funny. This isn't real life. It's a parody version of Hollywood producers. (usually absurd but this is more Mary Tyler Moore Show version than reality.)

@JasperJanssen 5 жыл бұрын

Or is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide...

@The482075 5 жыл бұрын

@@JasperJanssen No escape from reality.

@grandassassin24 6 жыл бұрын

Oddie's Shah's Body Waddie Waddie is something I'd watch ngl

@Bortsch_ 8 жыл бұрын

So, in Oddie's Shar's Body Woddy Woddy: • Bill Oddie • Shawaddywaddy • The Body's drinking Body of the Shar of Iran • and two crazy bank note puppets called “Waddy” and “Woddy” …do what? (Prepare for spelling corrections)

@runedudez 7 жыл бұрын

... It's a quiz...

@TonyStarkMkIII 7 жыл бұрын

Pat Riesterer my DICK ITS A QUIZ! ITS A PEOPLE SHOW! I LOVE IT!

@TheMysticmusti 6 жыл бұрын

And the band was Shawaddywaddy

@celebalert5616 3 жыл бұрын

Its spelt Shah

@Bortsch_ 3 жыл бұрын

@@celebalert5616 I was prepared for the corrections. But, thank you nonetheless.

@99tubalcain 3 жыл бұрын

I keep thinking of Alan Partridge's lunch with the director of the BBC while watching this.

@hipsterdoofus1332 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why I’ve never seen bruiser or heard of it as far as I know. I’ve heard of everyone in the show and seen most of the other stuff they’ve done. Subbed tho as you have a lot of vids and they’re hilarious. Thank you.

@af98 2 жыл бұрын

The only girl I dont recognise is the one from the bbc bitesize sketches.

@PaddyRoon7 10 ай бұрын

"Margaret, I need a new Hate Golf. And don't tell me you don't know what I mean!" Everyone involved in this show was a genius!

@PersonalPariah 5 жыл бұрын

Does Alan Titchmarsh even know sign language? No, but neither do the blind kids, they won't be able to tell the difference.

@Nebuloid1 13 жыл бұрын

always loved these sketches, " wheres the love interest ? ", brilliant !

@robread-jones3698 3 жыл бұрын

Hang on...were they upside down frying pans painted green with a little golfer bloke on them?

@scarletamazon3455 3 жыл бұрын

Yep! :-D

@Nebuloid1 12 жыл бұрын

can look at this compilation all day, along with the snooker compilation from mitchel/webb look !

@NinjaOutfitInTheWash 7 жыл бұрын

I love the horrible American accents lol, makes it better

@PointsofData 3 жыл бұрын

"Idear"

@cappyjones 2 жыл бұрын

"That's the worst idear since an idear James Garner told me at a party, and that was really sloppily thought through." makes me laugh harder than it should!

@existant187 4 жыл бұрын

Tell you what, the 'Bruiser' series was quite funny. A shame that no more came about.

@elliest55 6 жыл бұрын

The punny show names & descriptions gag is similar to that in BoJack Horseman, minus the tongue twisters. I don't suppose that the creators of the latter would be aware of "Bruiser", so there's either a common influence I'm not aware of or (more likely) it's just comedic coincidence.

@kezkai 4 жыл бұрын

Interesting. I initially felt like it reminded me of something but couldn't place it. I see it

@TheWanderingNight 3 жыл бұрын

*including the tongue twisters

@raokiki6 9 жыл бұрын

"idear" -- a bad American accent but I love the sketch :)

@nakenmil 8 жыл бұрын

+Kirthi Rao I've noticed that a very vague 'r' sneaks itself into the end of some British English words at times. Idear, the lawr, etc.

@444animation 8 жыл бұрын

+Enthused Norseman It doesn't, it was part of the joke

@raokiki6 8 жыл бұрын

+444animation No he's right! It's part of the English linguistics.

@444animation 8 жыл бұрын

Kirthi Rao I'm from england. Bad accents that americans make do that :)

@nakenmil 8 жыл бұрын

Kirthi Rao Do you know if there's any term for it? I've never seen it mentioned specifically anywhere. :)

@xeractus 11 жыл бұрын

I can't find a Bruiser playlist on your channel :( Thanks for uploading all this so well, you're awesome :D

@robvdm 3 жыл бұрын

Always cute when they try American accents

@kipatzu 7 жыл бұрын

I'm crying, that ending :'''D

@JamesCalbraith 3 жыл бұрын

Titchmarsh sounds like he's voiced by Paul Putner

@ThePenquinX 12 жыл бұрын

With you all the way Strawberriguana, and I loved the doctor who reference about the in side out Mardis.

@miistercrayon 3 жыл бұрын

His love/hate scale goes the wrong way.

@JesusRocksTryPrayin 3 жыл бұрын

So this is how they made televison Before everything was a remake?

@elsiemarina2572 3 жыл бұрын

"Shut..your..arse""..I..nearly..choked..on..my..tea.

@thedungeondelver 2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me so much of the Monty Python "Splunge!" insane film producer skit. In a good way.

@sarahlouise7163 Жыл бұрын

alan titchmarsh has always given me the creeps

@hjw7692 2 жыл бұрын

“What’s the Titchmarsh angle?!”

@Aldaboy 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think he really had Alan's best interests in mind.

@dh1380 3 жыл бұрын

Phone rings. Picks up. Dials.

@RosalieF1 4 жыл бұрын

Surreal

@taragrimface 3 жыл бұрын

5:06 awesomeness ensues

@tpjpower 11 жыл бұрын

Malcolm Marshall died the year before this was broadcast... :(

@iridiumcaptain 4 жыл бұрын

This shit's fucking hilarious

@Takaouto 12 жыл бұрын

I knew there was a 'rumour' (some people told me vehemently it WAS NOT TRUE) that they were dating - but it wasn't until your comment that I decided to look that up. Announced in the Times last month. WHY AM I SUCH A BAD FAN THAT I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS ENGAGEMENT? AAARGH.

@MikeGtrMan 6 жыл бұрын

I wonder who modeled for the pin-press-thingy behind the suspended balls/beside the small drawers on the desk... Love those small details they put in for the well eyed viewers XD ( 4:38)

@Bortsch_ Жыл бұрын

I always thought it was a big middle finger.

@Catgirl_Online Жыл бұрын

after a HARD day's birdwatching

@carolinus7566 2 жыл бұрын

Well that's Numberwang!

@ethancampbell7773 3 жыл бұрын

I love their american accents 😂

@kentendo65 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO did they paint his teeth white to make him look more american haha

@ExBruinsFan 7 жыл бұрын

Wow. All I can say.

@thephilpott2194 4 жыл бұрын

....Gemma Collins, Queen of Lockdown. A loud woman of marginal intellect moves around her house doing...banale stuff. 'I love it- give me 5 series. I mean what the hell? Someone will watch it'

@fudgetable1 3 жыл бұрын

David Mitchell should've played Bob Fossel in Mighty boosh

@TGPadm 11 жыл бұрын

i'm so glad he ended the thing with dobby and married victoria instead

@CureSmithsPixies 9 ай бұрын

80% sure the guy in the chair is Ricky Gervais

@kezkai 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, shawaddywaddy

@madelinewelsh 3 жыл бұрын

I don't get any of it but I can tell it's funny

@HarryBarr 9 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with Woodhall golf course?

@thebrad1134 3 жыл бұрын

eye deer

@scottmcginlay2592 5 жыл бұрын

whats wrong with wood hall spa golf course it rated 9th in the UK

@strawberryiguana 12 жыл бұрын

Not to be one of those people always droning on about Brits doing American accents (or vice versa)... But I find it slightly endearing how Mitchell saying "idea" at the beginning sounds more like "ideaR" that it would if he were speaking normally. A dead giveaway and very English indeed. :)

@screamtoasigh9984 6 жыл бұрын

strawberryiguana It's also a NY accent. I heard it a lot growing up. I've corrected it at holiday meals... nypost.com/2010/02/06/why-the-classic-noo-yawk-accent-is-fading-away/

@elsiemarina2572 3 жыл бұрын

Mitchell..giving..me..massive..Trump..vibes..here.

@nox3335 3 жыл бұрын

I like bruiser but sketches are spaced out for a reason

@schvanger 3 жыл бұрын

idear

@Sturmhawke 4 жыл бұрын

Monkey tennis?

@stephaniecarrow4898 2 жыл бұрын

I actually like "Wank and File" ~ that had promise. 😊

@ospreybird 2 жыл бұрын

:-)

@maxmaton5117 3 жыл бұрын

I’m not sure if David is meant to be American or from the West Country.

@stevencraeynest7729 2 жыл бұрын

this should be subtitled, I don't understand a word they're saying

@DovZeev 2 жыл бұрын

Is he doing an American accent? Nothing like it lol

@jaypee9575 2 жыл бұрын

15 Taiwan

@jaypee9575 Ай бұрын

I was just looking for this comment and it was me.. I made it two years ago. Maybe I'm the only XFM fan. Oh well.. good comment me. Have a like.

@Pining_for_the_fjords 8 жыл бұрын

WheneverIpressthespacebaronmymagickeyboardIdie!!!!

@NafenX 7 жыл бұрын

Conway79 whenever I type stuff inside double parentheses it becomes completely invisible ((do it))

@stephenhawking4625 4 жыл бұрын

Who is Alan titchmarch

@PenneySounds 9 ай бұрын

And this is why British people have no right to make fun of American actors' attempts at British accents.

@becausewin 3 жыл бұрын

idk who Alan Titchmarsh is is this a british joke or am i to young/old for this joke?

@hej97 3 жыл бұрын

He's a gardener and a British TV personal. I'm assuming you're from the US so that may be the reason you might not heard of him

@Dean-nq8so 3 жыл бұрын

69th comment noice

@willmcpherson2 4 жыл бұрын

I'm really tired right now and these guys may as well not even be speaking English

@dundeedolphin 3 жыл бұрын

No disrespect but this is v poor

@NxDoyle 6 жыл бұрын

This one was probably the weakest of the series.

@darotm7628 4 жыл бұрын

I think it’s one of the funniest