Jon Fleischmann I see what u did there

Jon Fleischmann dAmN.

Oh soo true Jon

Hahahahahaha

That Russian winter is brutal, isn't it?

Yessss

Especially since it’s in a crap show that is Qatar.

Oh it’s going to be a very interesting World Cup…. A very interesting one indeed

It has not been very interesting

A few days in, and Argentina and Germany lost their opening games.

It aged incredibly well and I am looking forward to his recap of the event.

really only for the couple of people who were actually genuinely pissed they couldnt be alcoholics in a country where alcohol is barely even legal

Indeed it has, my friend. Indeed it has. 😅

We all knew that, at least the Cup itself was actually good, kinda like the AAF

@@zollychan And the usage of legalized slave labour. That was kind of a big deal with that location.

Rioting is in France’s nature.

Nah I hope you guys dont trust everything you see on youtube, we did celebrate without any riots, the footage shown is from a massive strike few months before. We do like to riot a lot tho, but not for winning the world cup ffs

@@Gh0StDreamEvo There was a small riot on the "Champs-Elysées" after the final

To be honest I think the French go on strike more days than they actually work these days

@@tomosprice8136 i mean,your now wrong

MrTUBEular10 my fucking sides

Ha

It's coming home

I’m swedish

Neutral the country

@@nightmareajbusheysomeonesy7499 all memes aside that final Croatia and France was an absolute thriller France 4-2 Croatia most goals scored in a world cup final in 52 years

Lol it was alright, I mean I liked the video as well but he literally said everything that anybody would know, he didn't give anywhere near an actual analysis.

Stephen Gilding layth is right

@@layth6857 that is kinda what he does, not really deep analysis, but recaps with jokes and insults lol

@@gkdunch yeah I know

And you stole a joke.

nobody in Germany's high command thought it was gonna easy, sure they had confidence but it wasnt that they completely thought it was a cake walk, even Hitler knew taking Moscow wouldnt end it. Take a look at Napoleon Bonaparte, he took Moscow and still lost. But yeah, funny joke

People need to stop stealing this joke

Andres Borja it’s probably the 900th time I heard it

The only difference is that the Germans can’t use the winter as an excuse this time

Mhm.

Connor Maddox that was my first thought in the end

Connor Maddox oh yeah. was in France when they won. Riots were everywhere lmao

MSBMarth Going to our country during the world cup wasn't that smart 😅 At least i live in a small town, where the most outrageous thing that happened was people dancing in fountains

This is partly why I hate soccer, a sport of hooligans and dimwits having the cream of the worst among its supporters. I see this kind of shitshow with no other sport, and certainly not ones like rugby... It's been like this since decades. This is what happen when the ones politically in command enforce the Karlergi Coudenhove plan... Us, good french, are gradually replaced by primates who aren't even asked to embrace our traditional values... And since they let the streets do the upbringing of their children, the outcome is these wonderful citizens... * sigh * Why should they respect France, when our sabotaging libtard elite never cease to pander to them?

Truuuu

memes and football/soccer goes hand in hand

Jeremy Hayes Maradona loves Cocaine like Venezuela loves Socialism

One video is actually not enough. Better make it 32.

Enrique O ... for his demise?

The Bagelman « L’ÉTENDARD SANGLANT EST LEVÉ »

the French are so passionate that they burn down there own country in there passion... every other year

France: My body is in permanent revolution

Haha kinda true there’s always something to complain about here 🙄 (I’m French btw)

Abner Alberto Aranda Nassar as a diehard Mexican fan, I couldn’t agree more.

U gotta be successful first, and no, CONCACAF doesn't count. Also, Brazilian football is slowly becoming a lolcow

@@franciscotavares4142 idk about slowly. It's not what it used to be already

@@officiallacuentajoe5895 we are so screwed come 2024....

Some random guy from the beyond along with USA 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇨🇦

It's okay, they use Filipinos for slaves

At least it's not racist.

Q. How the hell was Qatar able to afford to host the World Cup? A. it's okay, they didn't pay any of their labor force!

And it’s being played in November and December of 2022

FamilyGuyfan889 its so dumb

Kyouko Marleau vengeance for Waterloo intensify.

*COLONIZATION JOKES INTENSIFY*

Little By Litttle too bad it wasn’t brazil v portugal

Kyouko Marleau "Hey, aren't we the reason you have these players (and team)".

thelinedrive congratulations Germany you still can't beat Russia

About as potent as the 2019 Lightning jinx

They succ

because they can't play football

Nehemiah Howard ever since u have political bs in football

Mexico also lost to Trinidad and Tobago

it's basically MLS/MXLiga vs MLS players

Because America dosen't give a fuck about soccer.

no, it's cause of Spanos

Yeah, fuck him.

Alex N we are the country that doesn't give a fuck about anything invented in another country

Alex N definetly spanos

Cranjis McBasketball I see the impractical jokers name reference for that a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏

When the West cares about victims of Arab slave labour, but not at the victims of the US wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Qatari slave or semi-slave labour should be blamed on the West anyway.

Qatar are the ones using the slaves dumbfuck so why would that be the west's fault they arent forcing the qatari government to use them

Slave labour like the US.

Winter yeah, but every single European league plays most of their games in the winter...

Late but stick to water polo haha. No congrats on making the World Cup final and gl next time around. -from some Canadian dude

Serbia wasn’t mocked

@@Trimarkovich more like they disappointed

France fighting themselves: 😠 France fighting other countries: 😐

@@beatlemaniac Shows a Terrible lack of knowledge : there was not any riot that evening in France....

2026: The Yuuuuuuge World Cup.

Doing what Qin Shi Huang did building the Great Wall, with foundations of dead bodies.

@@vegasmarc7252 nah I highly doubt that

America. The Slave Built Country. What's that? Not a problem? Huh. Wonder why.

@@martytu20 bbbbb

Jake Rannels you mean Pepe Reina the Spanish back-up GK who plays for AC Milan and is most famous for his time with Liverpool and Napoli right 😂

Captainwilts Pekka Rinne is a hockey goalie in the NHL 😂

I just think England is too good right now

Jake Rannels he’s so good he won the Vezzina Trophy.

Neymar is just looking too good right now

Or 20mm and 40mm American dakka makers. I love AA

It's coming home

TheUPChannel we could genuinely win the Euro’s in 2020

@@AmazedPluto5 Not unless Rona from Bejing has something on it?

honestly if that existed i would watch it

@@DarkAstraa England had ALL the momentum in PKs. Then Rashford doinks it and momentum swung back in Italy's favor. *THAT'S SO ENGLAND*

Except Christian Pulisic :)

@@biggsleezy ? Isn't he American-German.

Ryan Branigan 100th like

@@biggsleezy he has one Croatian grandfather, 25% croatian at most.

Ryan Branigan I saw a car while driving around during the finals that had Croatian flags everywhere on it.

And I’m all for it

Although he could mentioned Croatia's president who looks like a MILF.

He was pretty on point the whole video. I loved it.

Only thing i wished he harped on was the end of the penalty curse. Thats my only complaint. Otherwise terrific vid.

And to be fair, he at least admitted it.

Things he should have pegged more: -Pekka Rinne- David De Gea The clownshow known as Argentina The lolcow of the tournament(aka spain) Chile and their performance The (other) lolcow of the tournament, Germany You still can't make it past the first round! (Mexico) The biggest pretenders of the tournament, England, a shit team who got lucky with their opponents and then proceeded to mascarade as a competent team The "winners" of the tournament, Brazil Neymar Senegal and the "fucking fair play" rule Japan Subasic The metric amount of own goals Goalkeeper errors The fact that 90% of the games where boring

Jeremy Hayes football *

Genocider Jill I’m American. Bite me

Fuck FIFA. Corrupt taint of sport. Them and the IOC can go non-profit their way into a long canyon.

The one that has 15 minute commercial breaks and stop play for another 15 minutes while the athletes catch their breath?

Hey UrinatingTree, do you think you could do a video on tennis at some point in the future?

Comet sighted

Big blue blob in 2018 world cup

Acuiasa At least Mexico is famous for its burritos.

It’s the other way around... Mexico has been choking at the World Cup long before the Caps made choking their thing!

Closer to the Nationals, I'd say

Nahh. We choke in the 4th game for oh so many years we must have inspired them

Scooby Carr I like them enchiladas better

The fact that their called Revolution makes it even better

New England Revolution: Massachusetts' Black Sheep

That was actually my first post on Tree’s Reddit. It’s been archived, but I think it’ll suffice.

Ozzyman314 Robert Kraft’s neglected LolCow

Anthony Long TBH, it wasn’t Kraft. It was Mike Burns, a shitty USMNT defender who somehow became an MLS executive with New England. Not long after Arena took over, the Revs shattered their club transfer record to get Gustavo Bou from Club Tijuana.

@Sonny Libertarian 😂😂

Rainbow Frog 700000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$$$ meet me in Tokyo

Just watch Warriors-Rockets in this year's NBA Playoffs. Harden, Curry and others will provide plenty of the same.

Probably steam

Just search up cheese rolling

Their logic is that you can’t lose in the knockout rounds if you don’t make it there

Germany too

@@lakerskid2013too true

Christopher Frencham let me guess: The World Cup only plays in countries where their economy is down the drain. [if I got it wrong, please correct me]

Qatar is one of the richest nations in the middle east if not the world. The problem is that it gets insanely hot in the summer so now the tournament's being held in November and December, which is when most European leagues are in the middle of their seasons. Additionally, most of the stadiums are being built off of migrant workers who really should be called "slaves" at this point. Oh, and FIFA's corrupt asses gave it to Qatar because of bribes. I could go on and on if I wanted to.

Christopher Frencham thanks man

Hah?

Zeljko Gluvic At least he didn’t make any references to the Ustaše or say shit like “Milošević did nothing wrong.”

@@kenmograd2009 That would be pretty funny though

Iceland also seems to have gotten off the hook. Either that or I missed where they got mentioned. He was also pretty nice to Denmark.

@Just Me he was good just not in that match. mostly due to still being injured from the russia match

He’s not a football player is he?

Naganachiketh Chinnamuttevi Qatar is next

lmao

Who is bankrupt?

@Joshua Jung Hence the omission.

@Skippy the Alien The most competitive team sports game in the world is Ice Hockey. Why? Because humans didn't evolve skating. Everyone starts off at zero in hockey. Some people can just naturally run and jump higher. I knew this guy in high school who could jump higher than everyone and he said he never trained or anything. Gretzky was the best cause he spent his entire childhood and adolescent in skates.

Gretzky was the best in Ice-Hockey in similar way Tom Brady is to American Football. Working his keester off, practice like no tomorrow, and drive to be the best at every level. Gretzky though, played in the right era. Everything is earned, nothing is given. Thats why the best become the best and fewer remain the best. On-topic, how in the world do you riot after a World Cup victory?? Gees I dont want to be the national team coach after failing to qualify from group stages during generation-switch! On banter side, just like French Engineering. xD

@@KristofferThorsheim I don't understand what you just said

Crush1084 I love how LA riots every time the Lakers win, Vancouver Canucks fans tore down the city after a loss, but The Eagles won their first Super Bowl and the riots are now a Philly thing. No known arrests, but we're the riots city. Ok

Crush1084 Basically, yes. Many people decided to be god damn idiots, and then they are playing the victims when police officers hit them. We are still very kind people though, just don't except not to hear about the world cup if you come here for the next four years

Crush1084 France is worse

France dosent throw food and beer at opponent fans.

no, they just surrender in every war

MexNYG93 Mexico 2026 World Cup Champions.

Mexico were superb against Germany. But then there were the other games they played.

no era penal....

Wow I smell salty Americans

Mexico were not able to save their self from there curse just like Germany ! This was the 7th time Mexico got knocked out from the round of 16 ! Better luck next time !

Dan North Love the optimism 😂

YES MATE ITS FUCKING COMING HOME

Jeremy Hayes it’s not optimism, it’s just plain facts pal. Southgate is the one ☝️

T-I YES PAL YOU BEAUTY ITS COMING HOME SON

Dan North the only thing coming home is the team

IKEA/Abba/H&M/Volvo/Koenigsegg/Caramelldansen/viking land.

Probably because IKEA is the thing Sweden is best known for other than Pewds.

Don't forget Sabaton.

Marc The Vegas Gamer You forgot Ace of Base, Roxette, and smile.dk.

Don't you forget *Zlatan Ibrahimovic* ... He will haunt your dreams if not mentioned with Sweden!

we better

Aidan Boyle Philadelphia, 2017

*Philadelphia, 2018

Mario Moreno yeah but Philadelphia is Philadelphia. Calling them out on bad sports behavior is like being mad at a baby for soiling itself. It just doesn't know any better, and neither does Philadelphia

Aidan Boyle it was also our first superbowl... so in that regard we are infants, but I'd refrain from calling us babies.

CRSTÔFR first Superbowl? What about 2004-05? Oh you mean victory. Yeah. And no offense meant. Philadelphia isn't the worst sports city out there

Yes

*Foursenal

Eh, they're just stuck in mediocrity

As a Spurs fan, that would be lovely.

As a Chelsea fan, I'd just love to see tree destroy Arsenal with a lolcow video xD

Arsenal FC- the Anatomy of Stan Kroenke’s Portfolio (Wenger is already gone and Unai Emery might turn it around)

Formerly the home of Polish striker Adam Buksa

Every year in the soccer world

I’m sure he will make a World Cup video again this year

@@ChiefBlue4298 There shall indeed be a sequel to this as confirmed in this year's "State of the Tree" Video!

I hope he does. While I know little about soccer, or football as the rest of the world accurately calls it, and care even less, this guy finds a way to make his coverage of even the sports in which I have little to no interest whatsoever, like soccer, golf and NASCAR, endlessly entertaining.

A lot of controversy and upset fans !

The country, their national team, or both?

Utree might not be the only one? Guess who 2 of the teams are in the semis?! You guessed it France and Croatia!

I think he will, he is just waiting until the World Cup ends

@@ChiefBlue4298 yeah you’re right

It's surprising how often it shows up in random places

Zane Huseth ikr!

🐇

Now we just need Portland Timbers: A Legacy of Failure

@@a-cell4564 didn't they just win MLS Cup few years ago?

@@a-cell4564 How are the Timbers a Legacy of Failure, theyre one of the MLS' glamour franchises

Do you watch this cause i watch your videos and you dont seem too wattch this

Need a new Buffalo Sabers one too

NASCARRacingFan2015 St. Louis Cardinals: The Detroit Red Wings of the MLB

There are just mediocre. We have to wait until the wheels fully come off the rails in order to get a video.

NASCARRacingFan2015 Lolcow? 4 years from a world series appearance, bad breaks and mediocrity and we deserve a Lolcow?

Commies*

Kenny Powers geez what did we ever do to you ?

Really guys

Niklas Gotzhein ikr

Brexit Means Brexit

Welp, here’s our chance boys. Argentina actually does something for Lionel Messi and Brazil ends up eating shit once again