Watching this has shown me a new light. A new side of this world. And i sure as hell wish i was blind right now
@skymes6 ай бұрын
Had me the first half, ngl. 😂
@NewbiePro-qk3vh6 ай бұрын
That a fucken good one
@sir_blue36085 ай бұрын
You sadly could still hear it
@ironsworddk70134 ай бұрын
That wouldnt help you
@midas44824 ай бұрын
Pull a fujitora
@meatymaggot6 ай бұрын
I know this isn’t real, but holy shit man this is more than enough internet for today 💀
@bba76256 ай бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@vexodus61766 ай бұрын
Brother, it’s reddit. If it’s been told, it probably, *probably* happened.
@yanetquesada21656 ай бұрын
I know a couple who are first cousins that are married
@meatymaggot6 ай бұрын
@@yanetquesada2165 Bro that’s disgusting
@yanetquesada21656 ай бұрын
@meatydish8732 yep and they have a kid together
@louisvxdc6 ай бұрын
Chat we are closing in on Alabama with this 🗣️💯
@angeleyesgreen15866 ай бұрын
😂 in hearing the banjos already
@Dem0liti0n6 ай бұрын
@@angeleyesgreen1586oh is that what that sound was in the back of my head while listening to this
@lucithedutchy90284 ай бұрын
I'm wondering how far of a cousin she is
@nuclear_stardust4 ай бұрын
The Alabamian has arrived
@user-xx6uj9yl6v4 ай бұрын
Or kentucky, my ex cheated on me with her biological sister
@gladygalvan80696 ай бұрын
Well now we know why the wife left
@bba76256 ай бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@romansanchez22776 ай бұрын
Homeboy really said sweet home Alabama
@That_BookNeRd4 ай бұрын
Yeah😭
@Unforgettxble314 ай бұрын
This so so underrated
@angelinalimardo22324 ай бұрын
omg/wow 😂😮
@iateyourfather926 ай бұрын
If this is real the ex wife dodged a whole nuke
@random_ak_in_the_backyard6 ай бұрын
fr
@Lulu237616 ай бұрын
fr tho
@lordshaxxredrix46515 ай бұрын
True
@cec_oregon5 ай бұрын
She dodged hiroshima
@damemer92785 ай бұрын
Dodged a fricking atom bomb
@lilstrawberry_lady6 ай бұрын
This is a wattpad story 💀
@daryoz37106 ай бұрын
Legit sounds like it but might be based off of a real story ?
@Makoto_Oksana6 ай бұрын
As a both Wattpad reader and story writer, there ain't no way this is real blud
@Imdrunk_6 ай бұрын
@@Makoto_Oksanayeah, even I’m not that crazy
@JustxxStella6 ай бұрын
As someone who writes on wattpad and read fanfictions, I absolutely agree.
@PKisBetter6 ай бұрын
@@daryoz3710 Nah bro your just dumb
@HandlesL6 ай бұрын
3/10 fan fiction Realest reddit story
@KillaZestGaming2 ай бұрын
fr but umm... game is game... jk jk
@ImAnAxehole6 ай бұрын
Bro that's a ◼️🟧 video
@thesweetsinisters44196 ай бұрын
REAL
@Star_child6376 ай бұрын
Fr though lol
@bba76256 ай бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@Therealmanface696 ай бұрын
@@thesweetsinisters4419 real
@pankek19926 ай бұрын
wait what
@allyxxx6 ай бұрын
there is so way this is real
@bba76256 ай бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@IDidNotCommitWarCrimesInSerbia6 ай бұрын
Probably from Norwich
@user-vf9ri2xq4i5 ай бұрын
@@IDidNotCommitWarCrimesInSerbiaaverage Norwich family
@Asmodicore6 ай бұрын
Literal discord mod💀💀💀
@L873314 ай бұрын
How? He does nothing weird if it wasn't his cousin this would be a normal love story. This is nothing like a discord mod.
@Asmodicore4 ай бұрын
@@L87331yeah but it’s just weird that he would be interested in his cousin at the beginning
@vegetalover929723 күн бұрын
as a literal discord mod I take offense
@davidryland72806 ай бұрын
There’s no way this shit is real
@NinjaFoodieGrill234 ай бұрын
It’s Reddit what did you expect
@JustinYadiel-bp8fpАй бұрын
@Jay_Boriyou got problems
@ShocktoSpecter6 ай бұрын
ALRIGHT, WHO WAS THE CREEP WHO CAME UP WITH THIS? I NEED TO CALL THE POLICE.
@mapmap1016 ай бұрын
Nope, deleting my search history this is FOUL 💀
@Conn0rYT4 ай бұрын
Agreed
@fnanfootball42204 ай бұрын
Search?
@mapmap1014 ай бұрын
@@fnanfootball4220 videos show up in the history
@Mousewith4 ай бұрын
Search??
@mapmap1014 ай бұрын
@@Mousewith OMD my KZfaq videos go straight to my ACTUAL HISTORY
@3-4badmanallen806 ай бұрын
Y’all comments got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Non-professional-sketchesYT6 ай бұрын
Don’t cook EVER again
@TheBluntkin6 ай бұрын
Remember friends, she is free to be dated, even if she is family related. Just joking dis fucked up
@botcatcher-pq5yk6 ай бұрын
MasterOogway ahh quote💀💀
@bba76256 ай бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@ShadowStorm_The_TrailBlazer5 ай бұрын
The sad part is this is legal and that disgusts me because you know someone is gonna defend it
@CallMeDonny0054 ай бұрын
I mean I'm not defending shit but I don't think we have the right to judge, we aren't better than anyone else, something like that might happen to you, you never know 🤷
@TheBluntkin4 ай бұрын
@@CallMeDonny005 stop the cap
@Error404jsisidu6 ай бұрын
*Its not bad, they said.* *You'll be fine, they said*
@AreYouThere.06 ай бұрын
What the actual fuck
@JabezIsSleepy6 ай бұрын
Bruh you are a writer of fiction. Holy shit stop fantasising about your cousin brooo
@user-ml5iw3kh8c5 ай бұрын
People do this all the time and read Reddit stories to their KZfaq. It’s not their Reddit stories, but I can see what you mean this is not real.
@UkeShrum3 ай бұрын
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
@RomanticRomeoCasanova69Ай бұрын
Why are you telling people in the comment section that you are a homosexual?
@pz1007Ай бұрын
@@UkeShrumamen
@masonhinson67626 ай бұрын
Yeah no wonder his wife left him
@Fxrris6 ай бұрын
Nah dawg this has to from a fantasy post😭
@finngolia11416 ай бұрын
It’s Reddit so it’s definitely fake
@christinaB118716 ай бұрын
Bro really wants something 😭
@Carclover0354 ай бұрын
We deleting the search history with this one 🗣️ 💯
@Mousewith4 ай бұрын
Search history??
@82_9304 ай бұрын
@@Mousewith💀🤫
@anthonyschombs70295 ай бұрын
we makin it out the bloodline with this one💯
@billball-c6w4 ай бұрын
Quite the opposite actually
@UkeShrum3 ай бұрын
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
@Rizzler8885 ай бұрын
My quite average PP. Got me rolling on the floor😂
@Rizzler8885 ай бұрын
If you know you know
@FlorenceWilliamson4 ай бұрын
Hahaha same 😂
@DW-le5gd5 ай бұрын
and as she walked down the hall suddenly all that could be heard was......"BIG WHEELS KEEP ON TURNIN', CARRY ME HOME TO SEE MY KIN...." 😂😂😂
@636HKBM2 ай бұрын
Comically underrated
@fablethewolf8256 ай бұрын
What is with the internet and their insistence on cousin-on-cousin tomfoolery?
@xspeedyjjx74195 ай бұрын
Stuck between being disgusted or making the Alabama joke. Edit: Just disgusted
@that-one-guy47479 күн бұрын
Guess I'll have to do it then SWEET HOME ALABAMA
@Shava.6 ай бұрын
Dude… like 80% of what she did was just stugg family and friends do. Since when can’t you use someone you’ve known for a long time’s legs as a chair for your own legs?? And how is he into SHOULDERS-
@dag523536 ай бұрын
He’s the kid in school that was the reason why girls can’t have shoulders exposed in school
@chadhiggins68846 ай бұрын
Shoulders are attractive. Not in the same way as a fetish but if someone has them exposed VS not exposed the exposed shoulders are much more attractive.
@Potato_Tomato-od2lz6 ай бұрын
Bros the guy teachers make girls cover their shoulders for
@Shava.6 ай бұрын
@@Potato_Tomato-od2lz yeah, he is- And then everyone else are just confused and weirded out about it
@delanovanraalte36465 ай бұрын
There are blokes out there that have a foot fetish mate shoulders is by far not the weirdest thing to be attracted too
@TheM1lkMan...6 ай бұрын
Say sike rn 😀🔫
@maxgreen43975 ай бұрын
Fr
@demonninja7614 ай бұрын
Nah 😂
@plasma86386 ай бұрын
7:24 that sound for the bleep jumped scared me
@degenerateangel68916 ай бұрын
Same
@penadin25 ай бұрын
IKR
@DailyTv224 ай бұрын
I’ve been watching a lot of scary videos recently and I thought a scary image was going to pop up for some reason.
@charliemeharry43464 ай бұрын
That was a fucking jumpscare 7:25
@TSM_XOTIC4 ай бұрын
"i watched that ass bounce" broke me
@PyrodagoatАй бұрын
😭💀
@Slayn6 ай бұрын
“Where’s the rest of it?”
@TheBluntkin6 ай бұрын
Nah bro you down bad
@Altom-lf6yc6 ай бұрын
Just go watch the hub at this point
@botcatcher-pq5yk6 ай бұрын
Down horrendous 💀💀
@kingofgames29926 ай бұрын
@TheBluntkin ...its a good question though, I want to know to...for science
@Averagedogloverever6 ай бұрын
@@kingofgames2992NAH💀🍆💦🍑
@WillowedWolfie6 ай бұрын
This gotta be some fan fic shit bro😭💀💀
@drabhilashajha25246 ай бұрын
Ain't no way this shit is real 😅
@christian94116 ай бұрын
Holy fuck the Quarantine really fucked with people
@taniaandrade22196 ай бұрын
Welll.... The wattpad times ✨✨ .... This AI generated stories are getting weirder and weirder 😂😂
@EdgarAllanPie5 ай бұрын
5:50 MY QUITE AVERAGE PP WTF 😭😭 NOBODY SAYS THAT WTH TMI DUDE
@Little-life-of-livie4 ай бұрын
Ikr!!! Wtfffffff
@C.A.SPRIME086 ай бұрын
What the fuck was that? I'm going to pretend I didn't see this video.......
@3-4badmanallen806 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ConsistentlyInconsistent216 ай бұрын
Yet you clicked on it
@user-kr2jx6cg6w4 ай бұрын
“ I don’t regret it” bro u should
@huntakilla12346 ай бұрын
If you listen closely, you can hear banjo's playing in the background
@banelemkhabela32296 ай бұрын
Oh yeah you can
@myUwUzi6 ай бұрын
Basic Hentai plot
@brooke_04145 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@ilove.blackpink6 ай бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@Potatopopcorn6 ай бұрын
Shocked…
@Acecat1236 ай бұрын
What the hell did I just watch
@MIA800732 ай бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and literally yelled “WOAHHH WOAHH WOAHHH” like I had walked in on them doing it
@kulwinderjammu48516 ай бұрын
Quarantine Pipe
@Just_A-Cat6 ай бұрын
Thats crazy😭
@turiipipip71115 ай бұрын
nah bro you takin it too far with this shit
@Ironpaths6 ай бұрын
The thing is this COULD be real
@araxeu32336 ай бұрын
Is this a wattpad fanfiction or what
@emmaselsing35314 ай бұрын
Cou👏sins👏 COUSINS!!! YALL ARE COUSINS!
@user-jn1hi1fg8z6 ай бұрын
And thats enough KZfaq today
@FilmingMode4 ай бұрын
BRO I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MEME 😭😭😭 AND MY SEARCH HISTORY CANNOT BE CLEARED BC OF PARENTAL CONTROLS 💀💀💀
@Cheeseychez4 ай бұрын
I wasn’t listening for 7 minutes it was the minecraft parkour that kept me entertained
@rxzwl4 ай бұрын
That’s a good thing. I regret watching this :)
@uwuhehw6 ай бұрын
where’s the rest of the story bro i’m invested
@ScottieBoy4204 ай бұрын
I hate to say it but same 💀
@prussianbirdproductions566 ай бұрын
No way this is real
@stephenseerattan82966 ай бұрын
I hope this is fake
@himmy_turner_6 ай бұрын
probably is fake
@Bowie_86 ай бұрын
Praying this is fake 🙏
@MandaLaPandaАй бұрын
it isn't fake i checked the reddit post already
@DEVILS_advocate056 ай бұрын
These made up stories are fun. Sometimes.
@haroondaman71625 ай бұрын
Why's everyone so pressed. How old is he and how far of a cousin is she? Those are the two questions that will determine my opinion.
@-TinyPotato-5 ай бұрын
It sounds like 1st cousins, so honestly it doesn’t matter what age he is. It’s strange
@jakeg373326 күн бұрын
Divergent behavior. Even 2000 years ago people knew about consanguinity and that it was a bad idea. 3rd cousins? Theoretically that's safe with a slightly increased risk for recessive disorders in a child, 1st cousins is much worse. Plus, either of those is _weird_
@Toby_vybz4 ай бұрын
This is why I don’t have Reddit
@KingSosa-of5oe4 ай бұрын
Sweet home, Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home, Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you
@Damage235 ай бұрын
Bro has never seen a woman
@Asadfishwhodoesart6 ай бұрын
Why did I watch all of that? What’s wrong with me?!
@delanovanraalte36465 ай бұрын
Cause we're jealous of the fact that he's getting more action than us?
@AltezzaGang154 ай бұрын
@@delanovanraalte3646speak for yourself
@thecavalryprince84094 ай бұрын
@@delanovanraalte3646...nah im.js down bad
@chrissy68226 ай бұрын
The pandemic really made some people lose their friggin minds. Seriously, what in the yee haw is this?
@Zeke2p95 ай бұрын
Banjo is way better background music
@bruh-br4wo6 ай бұрын
Sweet home alabama
@Tytytiger24 ай бұрын
To the sizzle when he said ass jump scared me so bad
@spacemushh27714 ай бұрын
I don’t know how to feel about this
@ruthlessreturns69256 ай бұрын
Gotta be fake 💀
@peterproductions50154 ай бұрын
Nah, bruh. The look of horror on my face the entire video. 😭
@SamiFiataugaluia6 ай бұрын
Yo this is diabolical
@ShadowNinjaGuy6862 ай бұрын
Ain't NO FUCKIN WAY. We're cooked😭🙏
@lylahamer88314 ай бұрын
NO! My guy! When he said younger cousin I was like- 💀
@imnotyourvillain4 ай бұрын
Ikr 💀 the DREAD that came over me
@imnotyourvillain4 ай бұрын
Not to mention, it's mad sus that the dude didn't even mention his own age 🧐 Even if this is real, fake, or that this is some sort of fantasy OP has about a real family member it's giving major creeper vibes & I sincerely hope for everyone's sakes that any cousins/young girls stay FAR away from this man in the future.
@lylahamer88314 ай бұрын
@@imnotyourvillain Amen, my dude!!!
@WhiteGearedАй бұрын
Everybody must try their cousin at least one time without impregnating of course.
@morfeyy-5 ай бұрын
This gotta be kevin gates sending this shit in cause aint no way
@MrZoolook6 ай бұрын
The most convenient bump of an AI mic I've ever heard.
@RandomDemonSlayerFan5 ай бұрын
Wife didnt only dodge having a boy, but also dodged a boy and a little boy (ifykyk)
@LOLLYNIGHTNIGHTАй бұрын
Dodged a fat man as well
@LocalChaos-82176 ай бұрын
Bro WHAT 😭💀
@Farzana101002 ай бұрын
Bro took anime love stories seriously💀💀💀
@pickledpepper135 ай бұрын
now this would be really sweet and cute, if she wasn't his 19 YEAR OLD COUSIN!
@icee2k2254 ай бұрын
We making it back to Mobile with this one 💪🗣️
@segnos3 ай бұрын
Dude took relatable story telling in a whole different direction
@brandtw52284 ай бұрын
Never deleted my search history quicker 💀💀💀
@rey99606 ай бұрын
What a terrible day to have access to the internet
@randomperson83045 ай бұрын
Wish I was deaf
@scarecrowbfc67006 ай бұрын
Sounds like you need help
@Rose-bm2hc5 ай бұрын
Okay the last few sentences made me wanna just stop breathing
@user-lp3sr7gc1h5 ай бұрын
Bro this goes to show how chronically online I am.💀💀💀
@Astro-lb3dv6 ай бұрын
No Fukin Way This Real
@StrawberryMilk724 ай бұрын
We all know what we were looking for and that we were disappointed when it didn’t happen at the end of the story
@Xansby4 ай бұрын
Before I say ANYTHING I do not support this. This dude was alone during quarantine and missed having a female presence so I can see how it happened, but holy shit YOUR COUSIN DUDE?????
@lNerdzerkerl5 ай бұрын
Sat in“ relative” silence lol got EM
@Zanomeister274 ай бұрын
Alabama + Gambia type age gap
@paintedcorgi_6 ай бұрын
This shit is more scripted than the videos on ig/tiktok
@Doggoistheking4 ай бұрын
Humans are evolving backwards and this shows it
@Dragon_Cheez2 ай бұрын
Bro is the epitome of the shoulder copy pasta 💀
@Lylajo_okc6 ай бұрын
Wild bro 💀
@dag523536 ай бұрын
I want to know the comments on the Reddit post
@Editing_lil_bro5 ай бұрын
2:59 this is actually sweet though
@princemoonwillow24232 ай бұрын
Yes that is your future wife right there it's not illegal to marry a long-distance cousin someone who is three generations removed and is not related by blood