Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Shooter
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11 ай бұрынThis.... was alot. And it's definitely something...
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@death49rockets0 11 ай бұрын
"maybe i'll do something freaky do the body" got me questioning greg's sanity
@GuilhermeM1 11 ай бұрын
He just like me fr
@justsaiyan3642 11 ай бұрын
I was cooking dinner and had this playing in the background. Nearly collapsed with a frying pan full of food hearing that 🤣
@death49rockets0 11 ай бұрын
crackheads lmao
@rosykindbunny1313 11 ай бұрын
Maybe he should be in jail...
@reallymentalpig1173 11 ай бұрын
@therealgumballwattersonyou’re sick
@warbandbutter 11 ай бұрын
I don’t think Greg was framed but instead he really was the one that shot up the school and only used this story as some kind of mental block of what really happened
@ricardozetino6907 11 ай бұрын
Could be
@jb-wc1hx 11 ай бұрын
He is a sociopathic liar in the main books, so maybe. (See different books describing the same year completely differently.)
@sixkicksfightertricks949 11 ай бұрын
Perhaps. But I don't see him having the balls to actually straight up attack people like this. Him running away and using Rowley as a shield sounds a lot more like him.
@Slash11512 11 ай бұрын
I mean he got into the group of survivors and Rowley and Holly were killed so it's unlikely
@buddhasharkyproductions2026 11 ай бұрын
I don't remeber this one in my middle school library
@lydianeedsalife 10 ай бұрын
“Maybe I’ll do something freaky with the body” HE DESERVED TO GO TO JAIL JUST FOR THAT 😭😭😭
@ScienceDrummer 3 ай бұрын
>shadman
@zesticgamer 3 ай бұрын
He did
@JaydenBenito 2 ай бұрын
Yeah agreed
@ShaggyRogers75 Ай бұрын
Greg is going to jail
@Randomslipknotfan515 Ай бұрын
diary of a freaky kid
@GeneralGold34 3 ай бұрын
I love how Greg says it’s the worst day ever, talks about having no cereal and his game getting delayed then casually mentions there was a shooting💀
@sammyclark4992 11 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about this fanfic is how much of an asshat Greg is. My man legit used his "best friend" as a human shield.
@garfieldfan925 11 ай бұрын
You should read the books if you think he’s an asshat in this
@toadim64 11 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT ITS SAMMY CLARK THE THOMAS KZfaqR
@tacopizzasandwich621 11 ай бұрын
And the best part? That it’s entirely accurate to the books!
@Rusty_The_Diesel_05 11 ай бұрын
Damn, Greg hasn’t ever and will never change huh?
@legalza0843 11 ай бұрын
It was immediately clear to me what kind of characterization gregs given in this upon seeing how much he swore 💀
@NickSaysHenlo 11 ай бұрын
bro that "freaky with the dead body" part was so out of pocket lmaoo
@SomeBoredTanuki 11 ай бұрын
Necrophilia go brrrrrrr Edit 1: 20 likes, thank you :)
@Sunflower_SM64 11 ай бұрын
💀
@Cleon13 11 ай бұрын
☠️
@MellowMochi0 11 ай бұрын
Its disgusting
@serplunk7146 10 ай бұрын
He got too down bad
@mendelevium2768 11 ай бұрын
“But if you have ever been around Fregely, you know that all of the bullying is justified.” THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING GREG WOULD SAY
@glitched7665 7 ай бұрын
Fr
@rbxg6240 4 ай бұрын
Fr
@lythiaawe 4 ай бұрын
Fr
@realchatreal67 4 ай бұрын
Fr
@MadsHasYoutube 3 ай бұрын
Fr
@AnnoyD 10 ай бұрын
You captured Gregs absolutely insufferable attitude perfectly
@AntiUTTPBoi 4 ай бұрын
@@mynamejeff8401Yeah he didn’t
@joshuavo1429 11 ай бұрын
I like how they censored the cussing for only the first minute until they just gave up
@user-se6kk2wi6x 11 ай бұрын
Cause of yt's rule about 30 seconds
@SameedChowdhury 11 ай бұрын
@@user-se6kk2wi6x I completely forgot about that rule. It's so dumb but it makes the video funnier so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@dazzlingpurple756 11 ай бұрын
Yeah KZfaq has a rule about cussing now so he just played around it so he wouldn’t get demonetized
@Kaizite 11 ай бұрын
you can't curse within the first 30s
@tumultuousv 11 ай бұрын
I love this thread
@Casualcracker 11 ай бұрын
KZfaq: the demonetization button looks real good for this innocent man (edit this was made before I even watched the vid cuz Ive seen this guy be demonetized for simple things lol)
@Insane_One 11 ай бұрын
I got an ad, so we are good
@garfieldfan925 11 ай бұрын
@@Insane_OneKZfaq could be putting those ads on the video
@Insane_One 11 ай бұрын
@@garfieldfan925 that’s how it works Ads make videos money, and KZfaq puts them there. :/
@garfieldfan925 11 ай бұрын
@@Insane_One Bro, KZfaq puts ads on unmonetized videos so KZfaq gets the money
@Insane_One 11 ай бұрын
@@garfieldfan925 Never heard of it. Idk if its new or not, but for a long time I’ve known and seen that videos that are unmonitized don’t get ads, flat out.
@Tann1ng 11 ай бұрын
the fact that he just gave up on censoring every swear word like 20% through the story is hilarious
@pegasusactua2985 11 ай бұрын
It's because KZfaq has this stupid policy of demonitizing you if you swear in the first 30 seconds. Notice he stopped the censoring after the 30 second mark
@JamichaAustin-ib1hl 10 ай бұрын
@@pegasusactua2985hi
@happymck4641 10 ай бұрын
@@pegasusactua298560 actually
@OfficiallyEvelynYT 10 ай бұрын
@@pegasusactua2985 YT is crazy 💀
@screech5212 7 ай бұрын
Not even 20%, like 5%
@hectorguy5687 11 ай бұрын
3:05 Even the narrator had to pause for a sec! 💀
@DaAstronauty 10 ай бұрын
Fr
@blackswat_44gamer83 10 ай бұрын
Fr chain
@ChaseyBOIDude 10 ай бұрын
Fr
@BlueBoiOfficial 10 ай бұрын
Fr
@therebrithoffizzy 10 ай бұрын
Fr
@PetRock42 11 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel every time I saw a fanfic where Freggly was a school sh00ter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
@The-Perfect-Organism1 11 ай бұрын
That’s a crazy backstory
@olliegoria 11 ай бұрын
Fregleys the weird kid. Weird kids are stereotypically the shooter. Math checks out
@RafaelFlagit 11 ай бұрын
@@real_spiiHAMIMATIONS REFURANCE
@patriciacooper7632 11 ай бұрын
@@RafaelFlagitno way I watch haminations
@biggiesmall3562 11 ай бұрын
@@real_spii Just wait for it, it's one thing we can't control.
@jackcrow7659 11 ай бұрын
who knew the fanfictions were getting so realistic now
@tranxility 3 ай бұрын
720 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that
@RadioactiveTaco_ 10 ай бұрын
I know this video is supposed to be just a dark humor, but it is very sad that people have to be worried about this happening to them in their school. Like getting a pop quiz when you are on the brink of failing makes me so upset. 😭😭
@MidnightDrake 9 ай бұрын
Oh really, nothing else made you upset..? Damn that hurt..
@blazetino5713 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, or having the new Twisted Wizard game getting delayed for ANOTHER year
@SarimFaruque 3 ай бұрын
Or running out of cookie puffs :(
@SalaamsBrother 8 күн бұрын
Oh yh BTW there was a shooting
@bryangonzales4198 10 ай бұрын
4:14 “And finally, he killed the last few” bruh I can’t! 🤣😭
@yx4v 2 ай бұрын
????
@NoobyNubguy 11 ай бұрын
Why does every diary of a wimpy kid fan fiction make Greg a irredeemable monster?
@Deviousahhz 11 ай бұрын
Cuz he is
@snazzyshark20 11 ай бұрын
Man is cannonically is already an irredeemable monster
@KirbyLinkACW 11 ай бұрын
"What took you so long? Idiot!"
@runlikehell4180 11 ай бұрын
Greg is an actual sociopath
@Mintymondos 11 ай бұрын
The shooter part 2: “as the shooter was opening fire and gunning down the others I used manny as a human shield “
@Middy707 11 ай бұрын
Greg is crazy af in this fic 😭
@saulgzazueta 11 ай бұрын
The man had 0 chill
@olliegoria 11 ай бұрын
Nah he acts no different than in the books
@LeaderOfSkibidiToilets 11 ай бұрын
@@olliegoriafr
@Lil_Chaos_ 11 ай бұрын
“Freaky with the body” 😂
@Achtung403 11 ай бұрын
This is the first fully fledged diary of a wimpy kid fanfic I’ve seen in 3-4 years so thank you for reminding me of a time that feels so long ago yet so very recent
@SlyCooper949 10 ай бұрын
But luckly, i had Rowley who absorbed all the bullets like a true friend would do Ad: *WELCOME TO VIP EMERGENCY CARE*
@RayneAGoober1999 11 ай бұрын
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Last Straw Sequel looks great.
@Ittbitt-Xt3rm1nat0r 11 ай бұрын
The last straw has been used
@rmt.wcoffey6377 11 ай бұрын
@@Ittbitt-Xt3rm1nat0rHe said sequel
@ExtraQuestionableContent 11 ай бұрын
Someone's last LAST straw just broke
@UTTPOfficerBennie 11 ай бұрын
A morgna wes core
@RayneAGoober1999 11 ай бұрын
@@UTTPOfficerBennie Vectern sis da!
@floxcat5857 11 ай бұрын
Interestingly enough, Jeff Kenny actually did respond to the question if Greg is a Sociopath and said 'No'. I am starting to wonder if that's a lie as Greg does get worse and worse in the actual books. 🤔
@gameymcgamer847 11 ай бұрын
i think jeff kenney is a sociopath and he thinks greg is normal
@UncleRuckus-NoRelation- 11 ай бұрын
I don't think Greg is a sociopath because the stuff he actually does isn't that bad, we get to see him think negative thoughts often, but almost every person will catch themselves with intrusive thoughts they'd never act on everyday. Many times(like when he got Rowley in trouble after Greg chased some kids around with a stick, when he accidentally left the green spot on his school, or when he threw out the egg salad, causing a neighbor's house to smell bad),m he genuinely shows remorse and sees himself in the wrong, he just doesn't fess up out of fear. We also need to remember he is a middle schooler and kids'/teens in general are pretty mean and have a warped sense of reality(we've all cringed at shitty things we've done in our younger years) so I don't think Greg is a sociopath, just a selfish kid.
@gameymcgamer847 11 ай бұрын
@@UncleRuckus-NoRelation- he doesn't feel bad though. With the deviled eggs in the plant thing that caused his neighbors to move out, sure he felt remorse, but when he saw them take that plant, which was the very reason they moved out in the first place, to their new house what did he do? he stood there, and willingly caused more confusion and pain all because he didn't want to paint himself in a negative light. You also can't forget about the whole "i'm the one who broke his hand" crap with rowley. also that time when he pushed the kindergartners into that hole
@Ben-xg3tj 11 ай бұрын
@@gameymcgamer847I mean Jeff did openly admit that Greg was a self insert for how he was like in middle school...
@theshadowyparasite9448 11 ай бұрын
@gameymcgamer847 "He didn't feel bad though... Sure he felt remorse."
@sethhorst6158 11 ай бұрын
I definitely had a feeling it was Fregley when the shooter said "I can smell you Gregory", and the part mentioning that he was a good wrestler when Greg tackled the shooter.
@enlightfnbr2442 10 ай бұрын
4:49 kids this is an example of meat shield
@an_toster 3 ай бұрын
No, Rowley is just being a good friend 😊
@Gorilla-r4g 11 ай бұрын
On the bright side, we didn't see Greg drop the soap, so that's the happy ending we can take.
@ilovemoms5385 11 ай бұрын
But at least he got locked up before he could put a happy in Holly’s ending
@zbear2763 11 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure he already has, MULTIPLE TIMES.
@JamesMacNCheeseOfficial 11 ай бұрын
Imagine Fregley was in the jail * Greg drops the soap* Fregley: " Wanna see me rock out with my c**k out
@Journey_Awaits 11 ай бұрын
I don’t think spree killers would be in general population
@MilesStudiosOFFICIAL 11 ай бұрын
I don’t get it
@LavsXD_ 11 ай бұрын
“Maybe I’ll come back and do something freaky with the body”💀
@user-se6kk2wi6x 11 ай бұрын
"Wait wait wait WHAT 💀?"
@walidbentaher2237 11 ай бұрын
What?! 💀
@YabblerDabblerDo 10 ай бұрын
I mean yeah sounds like a good idea
@LavsXD_ 10 ай бұрын
@@YabblerDabblerDo BRO WHAT💀
@YabblerDabblerDo 10 ай бұрын
@@LavsXD_ Well I mean it's good to get frisky once in awhile
@myflymkultra268 11 ай бұрын
i love how this is exactly how Greg would explain something like this minus the bad words
@nateye2450 11 ай бұрын
Honestly most of the things Greg does seem pretty truthful to the real books, so this probably isn’t that far fetched. I feel like Greg genuinely would use Rowley as a shield in this situation ngl
@art1moose 11 ай бұрын
They would have done fingerprint scans, camera footage, witnesses and interrogation.
@shcdemolisher 11 ай бұрын
Yeah! The whole procedure, and everything.
@thedodgeviperacr5935 11 ай бұрын
I don’t think there were any witnesses left
@IAmOOFy 11 ай бұрын
@@thedodgeviperacr5935 💀
@nutterinherbutter5080 11 ай бұрын
@@thedodgeviperacr5935bro🤣
@thedodgeviperacr5935 11 ай бұрын
Cmon he’s a professional there’s no way there’d be any left
@galaxystarrs5432 11 ай бұрын
This fic really made me laugh my ass of. The funny thing is, Greg would've done most of this. 😭
@hourmusic3597 10 ай бұрын
My teacher played this class thinking it was the real diary of a wimpy kid😂
@danielcooper6824 10 ай бұрын
How did your teacher react
@glitched7665 7 ай бұрын
💀💀
@sandeepgill9975 Ай бұрын
Imagine her thinking it was a good example of a shooting and why children should never do it and then “Maybe I’ll do something freaky with the body”
@gollum5554 10 ай бұрын
Anyone else surprised that Greg didn’t just instantly spray up Fregley as soon as he took his mask off?
@alizaidanthamyeez740 10 ай бұрын
lowkey feel like Greg would actually do everything in this except the part where he removes the shooters mask
@coal4208 10 ай бұрын
On me he’s a little shit 😂
@SauloSantos1220 10 ай бұрын
Yeah
@lactobacillusprobiotic7029 11 ай бұрын
Let’s all agree to go back to the LLB’s that have absurd stories and Manny being evil.
@yarnmisery 11 ай бұрын
tf is an llb
@sadlad2.018 11 ай бұрын
Beats me
@lactobacillusprobiotic7029 11 ай бұрын
@@yarnmisery It means Look Like Book. It’s what the fandom call these fanfics stories.
@deen7530 10 ай бұрын
I've never laughed so hard as when I read Franks Day Out for the first time
@adampinsky3896 10 ай бұрын
Intentionally or not, the Shooter (Fregley) Being a good wrestler is a callback to The Third Wheel when greg got his ass kicked by fregley in the PE westeling unit.
@JB_12399 10 ай бұрын
You can tell this man read the books for the level of detail and accuracy
@Mr.marvelous06 11 ай бұрын
"This Ni*ga starting to sound like a low-key sociopath" had me rolling on the ceiling 😂💀
@MackingCheese99 11 ай бұрын
STARTING?
@GuilhermeM1 11 ай бұрын
🙍🏿♂️💬 That stroke feel good? 🙇🏿♂️💬 Yes king! 😩
@MackingCheese99 11 ай бұрын
@@GuilhermeM1 ?
@Bobbyfischer-md7vt 11 ай бұрын
@@GuilhermeM1 yo i heard the full audio lmao
@axochamp 11 ай бұрын
@dumbguy2574why would he be
@JOSHSLEGO 11 ай бұрын
At 6:07 that’s when I knew it had to be fregly 💀
@g00berthealien 7 ай бұрын
real
@TrashChess 3 ай бұрын
Same
@charmsly9506 3 ай бұрын
IKR? lmao!
@sandeepgill9975 Ай бұрын
For me it was 6:27
@colleenmiller3191 2 ай бұрын
for a kids book, this is insane. fregley said "man I'm finna done with this bs" 💀💀 fregley got opps fr fr
@RealOceanAmethyst 11 ай бұрын
4:41 This part killed me
@kjsworld2 11 ай бұрын
6:30 This plot twist was more insane than any Netflix plot twist i've EVER seen
@deft_spex_jr9628 11 ай бұрын
I knew it was Fregley because I think he the only character to say Greg’s full name.
@West_is_Jelqing 10 ай бұрын
@@deft_spex_jr9628i Smell u Gregory 🤓
@WASDCVBN 10 ай бұрын
@@deft_spex_jr9628fr, and it was a clear give away when Greg said that the shooter said some weird things
@g00berthealien 7 ай бұрын
@@deft_spex_jr9628yeah
@14_CheesePuffs 11 ай бұрын
1:40 Those gunshots LOUD AF Props to Enigma for the realism💯💯
@Sox64 11 ай бұрын
bruh thats the csgo awp sound
@slippinjimmy803 11 ай бұрын
@@Sox64-🤓
@GuilhermeM1 11 ай бұрын
That jumpscared me bruh 💀
@nameblbsoh 7 ай бұрын
5:40 "From fucking wiping out he future generation" had me rolling on the floor
@lopezron1440 3 ай бұрын
"luckily, I had rowley in front of me, so he absorbed all the bullets like what a real friend would do" had me dying 😭💀
@sammybutler3027 11 ай бұрын
5:30 Ironic that the shooter looks just like Greg
@TheHylianDog 11 ай бұрын
It’s like that meme from the clone movie with Will Smith
@MistahHaus 11 ай бұрын
This man is treading on thin ice with youtube watching his every move, respect
@Lottl 10 ай бұрын
Bro, this hits like the pumped up kicks song
@GregTheWimpyGuy 9 ай бұрын
At first, I thought rodrick was the one shooting the school because the head of the shooter looked like greg’s head. But when he revealed his face, you know. It was fregley.
@xokaloi 11 ай бұрын
3:10 WHAT!?!?!?!? 💀💀💀💀💀
@markw110 11 ай бұрын
I was in college or late high school when this series was big, so some of these references are over my head. It tickles me in a sick sort of way that the kids who grew up on the series are making these warped parodies..
@Randomdude1979 10 ай бұрын
Evolution
@alibensacrifice 10 ай бұрын
Bro I haven't laughed at something so silly for a while, been stressing lately. Thanks 😂
@glitched7665 7 ай бұрын
Hope you feel better soon man. ✌️
@idotinthedump 11 ай бұрын
The instant the shooter said "I can smell you Gregory" I knew it was Fregley
@TheBetterCrustacean 11 ай бұрын
I love how doawk fanfics are just wild.
@dinosaurdawg 11 ай бұрын
Greg is the definition of: a psychotic manipulating gaslighting gatekeeper. In all of the books it's just him abusing Rowley.
@KyloBarley 10 ай бұрын
Bro when the first shot was fired I got a chicken wing Pizza Hut ad 💀
@TheDJBallonz 10 ай бұрын
It’s a warning for something…
@cpasket122_ 10 ай бұрын
Now we just need a movie adaptation
@fatcat9279 11 ай бұрын
"I can smell you Greg!" I wonder who that could be?
@IAmOOFy 11 ай бұрын
Lmao just realized that
@slayermcrx7519 10 ай бұрын
I think Greg is giving uh "his" version of the story. I think Greg actually- *my lawyer has advised me not to finish the comment*
@BloodyTheClown 10 ай бұрын
"Maybe I will do something freaky with the both" Bruhhhh Greg☠️🙏
@primusIIV 11 ай бұрын
wouldn’t the cops have seen the bullet wound on his ankle, i dont think a shooter would shoot his ankle on purpose
@jamiemunger2931 11 ай бұрын
People have wounded themselves in much worse ways irl to get away with murder.
@rumblebird9888 11 ай бұрын
Or wouldn't the schools have cameras
@shcdemolisher 11 ай бұрын
They would have, plus they would likely arrest him out of caution, then DNA fingerprints tie him to the gun and he gets jail time.
@primusIIV 11 ай бұрын
@shcdemolisher And what about Fregley's fingerprints on the gun too?
@laytonsilz8576 11 ай бұрын
also couldnt they investigate and find the bullet wound through his ankle was not self inflicted by the trajectory
@baccupacci 11 ай бұрын
Every time I stop watching this channel for even just a little bit, it always gets crazier
@Hardcore2293. 7 ай бұрын
“Don’t show up to school tomorrow.” Tomorrow is Saturday
@emiliogamborino 27 күн бұрын
3:07 '' Who knows, maybe ill come back and do something freaky with Hollys body '' 💀
@Smith-lk3ec 11 ай бұрын
6:46 ok yeah he needs to be bullyed
@lifeiscats1337 10 ай бұрын
*I’d help*
@lifeiscats1337 10 ай бұрын
Not him. I’d help the bullies bully him lmao
@g00berthealien 7 ай бұрын
@@lifeiscats1337ima join
@Smith-lk3ec 11 ай бұрын
4:43 greg... Why (WIt this is normal for greg)
@ru1n3d_sanctu3ry 10 ай бұрын
The way I knew it was Fregley when it said ‘I can smell you Gregory’ 💀
@pitiantifriz 6 ай бұрын
I can't believe they put Chief keef on the front cover "Bang Bang!"
@Dragon.um5tz 11 ай бұрын
Finally, a direly, a wimpy kid book that’s not cringe. However, you could’ve made the ending at least bittersweet therefore, no happy ending or bad ending.
@alaynanotelaina 11 ай бұрын
4:47 RIGHT HERE IS WHERE I GOT A SIMPLY GUITAR AD💀💀💀💀
@MondoCLAPS 11 ай бұрын
I got an anime ad💀
@luc1_eye_s0ckets 7 ай бұрын
Diary of a wimpy kid if it was made in 2023:
@BrokenValentine-333 14 сағат бұрын
At this point, these fan fics feel more realistic than the real books
@ImaorangeEditz 4 ай бұрын
Bro said camping like it’s fortnite
@crimsonamogsus7351 11 ай бұрын
Something is telling me that Fregley was the shooter (Edit: I was right)
@Randomdude1979 10 ай бұрын
Nah it was the actor for the Bush kid who played on his Nintendo DS
@crimsonamogsus7351 10 ай бұрын
@@Randomdude1979 lol, I remember hearing about that
@GayKermit-._-. 11 ай бұрын
I like how in character greg is.
@MawdyDev 10 ай бұрын
Bullying is never justified. Never. If you participate in driving someone to madness, you are complicit.
@treeguy7930 3 ай бұрын
The average school day in America
@alizaidanthamyeez740 11 ай бұрын
didn't Fregley become next level popular after his talent of belly button chewing?
@projectember728 11 ай бұрын
I love how the most consistent thing in these comics is Greg being a menace to society😆
@vrks1353 10 ай бұрын
"Absorbing all the bullets like a true friend would" "Do something freaky with the body" ☠☠☠
@grubskies4221 11 ай бұрын
Thats actually my worst fear. Genuinely stopping a school shooting or getting away from the shooter, and then getting shot/arrested.
@jrplayz2866 11 ай бұрын
This one had a sad ending but was funny overall
@DumOcaso 11 ай бұрын
Bro the mask would’ve had freglys fingerprints
@peachesenregal1a 10 ай бұрын
@@DumOcasoHahahahah and there would’ve been cctv lmao
@brodielarson9096 11 ай бұрын
I actually have a plan in place for if I need a quick weapon in the event of a murderer in my school. If someone in the room has hairspray or some other flammable substance that can be deployed at a target quickly, as well as a lighter, you can make a flamethrower. All you need to do is get some good cover, light the lighter, (or match) and spray into the fire once the killer is within the range of whatever you can use. They will go up in flames, but you might need to bash his head in with a metal ruler or a thick roll of paper, so... logic.
@user-zr7cm3ni3s 11 ай бұрын
Bro nah before you even hurt him you immediately get shot and killed. Most school shooters have no care for their lives and have equipment. Also most children can’t kill an adult with a 2 by 4 let alone a PAPER ROLL so yea. You all get shot plus any ‘good cover’ gets mowed down by bullets, lemme tell you bro bullets rip through plastic concrete wood and even some metals. No offence bro but this is just an ineffective plan. A better plan would be to somehow get the shooter to leave first by hiding, then call the cops and hide in any obscure but not too obscure locations
@littleausfell5126 11 ай бұрын
Now I know your plan !. 👿
@extraemail4961 11 ай бұрын
Axe body spray probably works well as a flame accelerant. Bonus points because the shooter is gonna smell like shit for a while afterwards.
@shcdemolisher 11 ай бұрын
It’s best to club them with something hard and solid enough on the head, like a proper metal pipe or something similar. Then use the fire so that they aren’t a threat anymore. Sure it’s murder but it’s self defense of you and everyone else around you. Better the shooter dying then you! I myself have done plans like this at work but it’s more… involving a glass bottle over the head then shanking them in the neck with the shards.
@flappyflap2693 11 ай бұрын
this mf is ready bro
@mr_mustnt9482 10 ай бұрын
the amount of f-bombs that he dropped could’ve done more damage than the shooter.
@sillylittlefart 10 ай бұрын
I found the first few pages of this fan fic on Reddit and I’m so happy to find it on here 😂
@Glass_Archive 11 ай бұрын
I know I’ve said it before but honestly your voice is great, I wish every audiobook had your voice
@justin2308 11 ай бұрын
Jeff Kinney, please do not let anyone copyright strike this. You do NOT want this considered canon.
@JaydenBenito 2 ай бұрын
Blud using Rowley as a human shield is crazy 💀💀
@Kriskirby1992 10 ай бұрын
Everything about this is accurate besides the fact that Greg isn't the one doing the shooting
@DonutCrumb323 11 ай бұрын
1:40 I got an ad as soon as the gunshots started to play and I almost fell out of my chair 😢
@goober69982 11 ай бұрын
I JUMPED
@ElvionOfLXIX 10 ай бұрын
It's a set ad, so everyone got it
@Yoshi55577 10 ай бұрын
@@ElvionOfLXIXI didn't get it!
@ElvionOfLXIX 10 ай бұрын
@@Yoshi55577 skill issue
@cheesenugget3254 10 ай бұрын
Same
@exowars 11 ай бұрын
First time seeing DoaWK parodies.. it's already amazing. I hope there's one on what Greg did last year
@Dogethedoggo 9 ай бұрын
I love how they combine pictures together
@blackswat_44gamer83 10 ай бұрын
4:02 Donald Trump would be proud
@14_CheesePuffs 11 ай бұрын
This story is very relatable
@jyggalag8359 11 ай бұрын
Oh
@TalesofanEnigma 11 ай бұрын
ayo?
@jyggalag8359 11 ай бұрын
You ok man?
@Realboythis 11 ай бұрын
Wait wtf🤨
@IfIwon 11 ай бұрын
The moment realization kicks in-
@lemong1443 11 ай бұрын
I can tell your story telling is getting greater bro, keep it up..
@GerardoBuenrostrojr 11 ай бұрын
“And the final nail in the coffin is when we heard…BANG- *gets hit with a 15 second ad* LMAO 😂
@thefrenchareharlequins2743 10 ай бұрын
This is the definition of morbid curiosity
@likeanyonecaresabouthandles 11 ай бұрын
giving me serious Ballistic Missile vibes here with this writing
@joegaming8101 11 ай бұрын
"this man sounding like a sociopath" oh NOW you see it
@playergtag 10 ай бұрын
Goddamn this made my childhood dark fast
@karen5916 10 ай бұрын
As a school shooting survivor, this is a certified hood classic.
@JMR2009 11 ай бұрын
2:59 bro read our thoughts
@LTFV_YT 24 күн бұрын
real
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