"Inclusion and diversity" needs to be given its actual name of exclusion and discrimination.

I am in the US and rarely know the plank nominees, but it’s Mike and every panel member that I have come to love, all hilarious and quick-witted. One of my favorite shows of the week!

Great show. Love mike graham

A gravestone falling on you is a potential death trap ..... that is the unseen best line of the night. Nice one Mike

Sounds like Mike's got Tinselitis, boom-boom! 🥳🎄🎅😁

The only things that should be divided by colour is the laundry!

Good watch, Mike. Merry Christmas to all the panel. x PS. And a Merry Christmas to all those that work behind the scenes and make you all look good! Lol.x

All planks deserve prizes ! In socialist utopia no one can come second so I think all the nominees are winners. Merry Christmas.

Love your scaff Mike ❤❤❤Merry Christmas to you all 🎉🎉

Great Show and better than anything the BBC put out on Christmas Day. ❤

RE: Boston mayor's own goal - PR stunt. Vote out of office promptly and with prejudice.

Can i just please ask? How the hell do we get rid of Humza Useless... as everyone is pointing out Scotland is falling into the gutter & its frightening, No-One is listening to the people... we've had enough - well us 'normal' people have..

Christmas with the Planks

Great show with some of my favorite guests!

This Christmas Special has been hilarious 🤣

On the gravestone subject; The grave and headstone belong to the family, therefore anybody who interferes with that property is committing a criminal offence. So, sue the council...just saying like!

Maybe Dundee Council's cunning plan is to deter dogs and people from peeing on lamp posts! LOL

we laughed at monty python flying circus,but if you watch the sketches its all come true,we thought it was outrageously funny,now the reality is hitting home.

Yep, the award for both Blank of the week and year goes to the Grey Thug Smartt Pants Mike Graham

We need to abolish this non crime hate incident!! Not surprising West Mercia Police were found not to be using resources effectively ( i.e. solving real crimes!).

Thank you Peter 🙏

I love watching Mike talking about people being fat whilst trying not to talk about people being fat!😊

Welcome to the US...land of the woke!

Shirley should do some presenting, she’s very articulate and natural

Mike wears the boa very well 👍

The reason for councils chopping down trees in the dead of night is because trees interfere with surveillance equipment!

What happens,,, we have no connection any more,,,,no pubs no clubs,socialism,talking, hating, and most of all loving..as humans it’s all we have money and greed cannot buy it…x

Talking to Lamp posts............There is 365 days in a year. In Britain every one is April 1st so it seems.

Hamza useless is exactly that. Hopefully he will be voted out at the next elections in Scotland.

Brilliant 👌 show was poorly over Christmas 🎄 missed out catch up time 😂 ..Happy New year 🎉🎉 .

Re the BBC, it was lovely to see the wide diversity among the presenters and nominees on 'Sportsview personality of the year' . Can't wait for Dr Who xmas special.

Used to love dr who, but now do like I'm 66 and it's all to woke for me

As a Southeast Asian, I feel embarrassed that this chick had to pander in this way. Let's just say, she's more Harvardian than Asian. 🙄

Merry Christmas to all the team...

Eddie Izzard is a good actor , comedian. entertainer but will never be taken seriously as a pollitical candidate his pollitics are way out there and the people of Brighton aren't stupid .

Mike ought to be careful what he drapes around his neck - sounds like he's caught tinselitis. Well, someone had to say it. 🙄

The gravestone thing they do all over my area in kirklees charge the families yet get it done for free by using community service workers

I think Miss France is darling. I used to wear my hair like that. It is very Audrey Hepburn, and I loved her. You should have nominated the judging panel for the pageant, not the woman.

It must be the first week this year where there’s no Harry and Meghan. I’m in shock!

Is that deputy dawg?😂😂 Michelle Mone-Y.

Merry Christmas Y’all

Eddie Izzard gaslights women. Pleased he did not get voted to represent Labour or any other Party in Brighton.

Woke councils toppling gravestones are appalling!!

👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏Excellent. Show

The speaking to lampposts was promoted by Humza’s wife 🫣😳🤣

Peter looks so funny😂

Do the lamposts have eco friendly lights?

And this is what we pay the tv licence for , and they call it value for money , i call it taking the you know what out of the long suffering uk public

Councils like the one in Dundee have lost the plot!!

Bone was on her 6th bottle of buckie during the interview 😂

I thought we were stupid in the US, but you guys are worse. We all better wake up.

Great! Funny and entertaining!

hey than man in a wig was definitely mike graham or his twin hilarious

Storm Pia has nothing compared to the amount of wind iv got!!..

Great show guys🎅🎅🎅🎅

♫ Hello, lamppost, whatcha knowing? I've come to watch your flowers growing, Ain't cha got no rhymes for me? Doo-de' doo-doo, feelin' groovy! ♫ - The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) - Simon & Garfunkel, 1966 Very witty, Mike!

Talking to lamp posts and bus stops has to be the biggest load of bollards that we have heard this year.

This country hasn't learnt a thing since the case of James Bulger. Its about time these children are named and shamed. That should be a deterrent. Parents of these criminal's should be held accountable. It's a parent's responsibility to bring a child up to know right from wrong. I have no sympathy for these parent's. Another family has been destroyed.

HELLO LAMP POST - " You are number twenty in the queue but please stay , we really value your contribution."

Talking to lampposts surely you can’t take a fence at that

Miss World is still happening. It had the 71st competition in India this year.

Mona doesn't believe its a problem being a lier because let's face it it's part of your job description in politics. Being a lier and not giving a toss. They all do it every day.

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You should get the man from black conservative perspective on imho…extremely insightful

I'm a teacher in Romania, working at an international school. I work with a dozen British teachers who have all said that they are teaching here, and abroad, because they do not want to pay back their student loans. Nice scam.

No idiots allowed .

Did I just misshear Mike saying that the Heroin is great in Scotland. ? This was way before you started talking about lamppost in Dundee Council. Hope I'm wrong.

A Roman Catholic footballer decided not to represent Northern Ireland around 2008 because it didn't "feel right" because the team was mostly protestant. If that's not sectarian I don't know what is 😂

didn't George Formby sing about her dad, oh mr wu what shall I do

Maybe the life expectancy in Glasgow but that is by no means Scotland.

there was a kid a while ago died in a cemetary in glasgow GRAVESTONE fell on top of him , since then council survey them all

Hello Lampost, what you doing ? 😳🧐 Well, it would be a quick way to have an answer about the weather

Historic desecration from nanny state council..they should all be made to pay back their salaries for being complete blockheads.

I think I would rather play in the traffic than talk to a lamp post

Panels a bit white tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

First

Sadiq Khan is a hypocrite! Do as I say bot as I do!!

I wonder if the had white people waiting on them ? 😅😅

😅OH How I agree with hiddenassassin 55

If Khan gets mayor of london again...

Nike has TINSELITIS!!!

Merry xmas everyone.....yeh ...BBC ...once had good comedy Xmas specials even going back to Alf Garnet, even Alf people new it was satire of a racist thug, that was the whole point, most comedy was taking the piss out of such. Humour the British way has died, we laughed at silly stuff, and it was great. Well I can find it on Utube, going back to the sixties ....so.....BBC now ..not wanted .....the Police dog ..dancing, that was Monty Python ....but real ...my god!!

Please can somebody do a data protection request on Dundee council to see how much that project cost, and then will furrther cost to analyse the results. Shameful consultant nepotism. betya! Happy Christmas, and get well soon, Mike.

Not Plank .just totally corrupt 😂

Good to see izard talking bollox as usual

need to pull that tinsel a bit tighter!!!!!

Pen. V for Mike G?

Great show! All so funny but what can we do when everything is ridiculous. The police are absolutely crazy. Don't know if I'd call them for anything. Ludicrous dancing

Talking to lamp parts? They are taking the mickey, to be polite. Mocking their people. "speak to the lamp post cause the elbows not listening". Cause the back isn't listening because the hand's isn't listening...

michelle mone just be in prison or even bettere haanged

Stop inviting "Peter the plank" Bleksley

Question of Sport was cancelled because they could not find an African to host.

Love it how Mike looks to camera .. haha so un-natural .. but at least what is consistent and naturally found on PLANK of the week is the interruption of each other - taking points from ‘Talk Across You’ with that awful annoying duo ..

Thats terrible non white party 😮

Clearly you know NOTHING about Scotland!

This is always a questionable ‘show’ ..

Russell Quirk is awful, and ruins this for me every time he's on!!

The lady that said "it would never happen the other way around" should read history, it did happen when coloured folks were enslaved and even after emancipation 😳🙄

Lineker is the worst karaoke singer ever,What a plank

Another predictable POTW. It’s become very tedious