Seriously!

How so? Sorry I’m sure I see it. Mind explaining?

@@davidstratton696 have you watched Spongebob, especially earlier seasons? Half his character is just being obscenely enthusiastic about his mediocre-standard life. He's really something of a role model and a perfect Stoic. Him and Squidward, who work almost the same job, play off each other. Squidward judges everything in his life as incomplete and substandard. He plays Clarinet, badly, but cries and dreams of being the best. Spongebob jellyfishes, (and does Karate) and each day he is completely fulfilled by it. They're both being exploited by Mr Krabs and working the definition of a dead end job. However, in the first episode Spongebob makes working at the Krabby Patty his singular, crown goal, is tremendously focused on it, and has overjoyed when he lands it. This is a good model for happiness: unconcern with general standards of achievement, the single mindedness to ones own reachable goals, and the joy and fulfillment from struggling towards them. However, Spongebob benefits frk

@@davidstratton696 He does benefit from being oblivious. There are scenes where Spongebob has interactions with customers very parallel to this SNL skit, where he clearly has made the task of serving a krabby patty something of Olympic importance to him, and a customer with eyelids half down just goes something like "Yeah man I just want a burger okay." Obviously it's silly how unaware he is of other's experiences, but I think there's a lesson in there still, how beautifully he lives in a world where the things he is focused on are reasons to be lively, work hard, do his best with what's in front of him, soak in the joys life offers him, and to tune in, rather than to go through life being a Squidward, half awake, worrying about constructed standards of perfection and achievement, constantly feeling trapped by circumstances beyond his power. In a way, we should selectively aim for Spongebob's ignorance, or rather what it offers him.

@@davidstratton696 the target lady, without other context, doesn't showcase this philosophy as well, the point is that she's just eccentric and a little annoying, but the scene does mirror scenes from Spongebob almost perfectly

😒🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂🤔I mean.....

I noticed that!

A work vest...

I didn't get that because we call them waistcoats over here.

@@Emma-nw2xg still a vest

This comment 🤣

Could u plz explain "the flat...gfs" part?

@@Hadjer__ The video will answer your question.

Normal People: “Pretty sure it isn’t...”

"You just stick two of these down your pants to make your rear end a TOPOGRAPHICAL PLANE!!"

😂😂

lol

Nope, alcohol is a depressant, she takes chocolate covered espresso beans, 3 " jolt" colas, and no doze. Haha Kate wrote this

I suspect she snorts a thing or two as well - And/or makes use of suppositories

Adderall lol

But did she run away to grab a replica of something you had?

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Kate Conway Minnesota nice 😊

Kate Conway as a Minnesotan now living in LA, I’d do anything to experience this type of customer service!

E Getty I live in MN and NO one is nice here anymore. Who is this crazy unusual woman you met?

I thought I was the only one. I especially hate when they read my cards...

I hate when they take a drive to Florida every month

I had a teenager do that at Walgreens when I was making a rather private errand. The awakardness...🙄😬

I had an old woman cashier the other week ring up my purchases with a running commentary, including that “no one would wear a turquoise blue skirt” and that two of the shirts I got looked like “handkerchiefs in her husbands drawer”. I didn’t tell her to go fuck herself, but I wanted to.

@HN My literal job is being the cashier for self checkout. The only real thing you do by yourself in self checkout is scan the items. Especially at my store becuase the scales are so sensitive.

On behalf of your coworkers, please don’t do that.

@@NAConen they like it

But you gotta raise your arms and scream it when you say it

@@JozeeWalz hell yeah, and my sunglasses on

You still doin it?

OMG. the best.

It really got me, it's the reason I keep watching it.

Lol flat is where it’s at girlfriend 😝

What does LMFAO mean - Laughing My Fat Ass Off ?!

Omg I just read this while that moment played

Do you mean Pete Davidson

Jesse Steen he can be the guy lmfao 😂😂

No. We do not need art imitating life.

do you mean: me? I'm not a dude, but I can improvise.

thats not funny. thats depressing.... A Bernie Sanders supporter too.

Dark brown Coke Matter. :))))

I believe the preferred term is _caramel._

Best quote tbh. Nice profile pic too btw

She's an amazing actress of that there is no doubt! However... All 6 Hollywood Mega studios are owned by communist China > Who wants everyone disarmed! ... Inter fighting character assassination smearing/ it's all Rules for Radicals very satanic Saul Alinsky ... Alex Jones is going to "hopefully" have comedy hours >can you imagine truth content >straight through to the human comedic psyche / intake and absorption of the truth/ for the good people of the country... not garbage like this! / Falsely smearing companies for self-gain/ and their gain is > to give the country over to the Communist Chinese!... We need comedy that is factually truthful> not Tavistock level overthrow of the United States/ based on Civil War in-fighting/ based on BS character assassination... SNL has adopted a new slogan of treason?/ false comedy based on false realities /to please the genocide freaks that enslave the masses> in communist China... Why? > because they thought they were going to Overthrow us and Rule through world domination> ... Using NAFTA Billions > commie Chinese have ownership of our entertainment capital ... Trump won in a landslide both electoral and popular votes ... and these treasonous Americans that are getting paid (like tools) for those who are attempting to overthrow the country ... are finding themselves as the small deeply infected evil group /in the corner/ with big lenses to make themselves look Ginormous... they're the paper tigers / this type of Comedy will be studied and watched for> in the future ... Pushing false realities through comedy Paid for by the authoritarians!... Trotsky Stalin Lenin Mao seduce then kill over a hundred million people ... be careful what you laugh at ///

Sarabella Gignac ok so what do I do or need to know?

Work at WALMART and you'll do more than learn something new every day - you're eyes will see such horrors unknown to most people!

TERRGET must have loved this constant running satire.

And when a man and woman love each other very much, they go check out Canada!

@@suzbone ooh, let the writers' strike continue

I honestly cant believe this is the same person playing Cheetah on Wonder Woman!

I think about this daily

Swear as teenagers in the 70s. SE Pa. We did just that. 24 hour burn n turn. Cross the line and come home. 24 hours 1 way

I really wish to have constant conversations with you, it will give me great pleasure if we get to know each other more better..🙏🥰🙏

agreed and it's "half of an owlmond"

Cause she is annoying😂

Cause she is really annoying and cringe in real life

I hate how people love to post negative shit under positive sweet comments 🙄

She's got such a great range tho, funniest chick i know

@@Dizzie_Borden sooooooooooooooo not.

Quinn Rouse I bet your coworkers make fun of you behind your back

@@KuChiPhuc - alright, "Dick"...

Rock is what she's smoking. FLA. LOL.

Mathew C. Just trying to live up to the Internet persona given to me by Bill Gates in 1983 when I defeated him in an arm wrestling match for the ages!

@@KuChiPhuc - good job, I applaud you. Besides, Ol' Iron-abs Crabs could beat anyone in an armwrestling contest, with those damn pinchers.

For some reason I find this really cute😂

@@Diction.ari247 hahaha I was like “no but you can come over if you want?” 😂

This people (the cashiers) have a very boring job...if they're in mood of a small talk, most likely they really need some kind of stimulent to snap them out of their reality, so it's nice to act accordingly. I always play along with this people if they feel like talking, we live in a society after all.

@@dncviorel for sure! I work a front desk and almost beg for engagement. It was also New Years and I was like “heck yeah come over!” lol

My kind of party.

Aw Yiss saaaaameee 😂

You mean terget? Do you need half an elmand?

i saw your comment yesterday and i let it swish around ferment then infect me again. And the verdict i came up with is: That we should duck. p.s. replace the d with f ;)

Aw Yiss “are you a hoarder?”

@@Mynipplesmychoice s

Vampire Queen that’s how I pronounce it just to be obnoxious!! 😂

I didnt even realize that's what she was saying at first. Lol

Beta dan gas oh lean

Yasss

I thought it was an m&m 😂

C-5 Arts That send off dance in her last episode 😭

Yes

en273 Kristen Wiig came up with the character.

he's right. This is a rip off from another show

Mad TV writers wrote this skit first. I hate when shows bite off of other shows...just pure laziness AF.

They write their own skits...

Are you SERIOUS?!?! You laughed at that??? You must have just hit a bong if you think that's funny. Make sure you never watch old reruns of SNL from back in the '90s. Your head will explode.

@@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 buh bye.

Possum Propaganda - A headache? Oh, poor baby. Here, have half of this aspirin. But watch out for the head rush.

Are ok? Have you eaten your half of an almond today? I don’t want you faint for having low glucose levels in your blood

@@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 who hurt you

Oooooh, ok now I get it. Thought either Target sold time machines or somehow KZfaq had the wrong video date.

I got the 666th like

TOASTED DINO SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

They must have a waterfall somewhere in Florida or it must be warm... at the beach

i don’t get it chief

@@SkyrimKnight1 its just me being rude with jokes lol

Charles k now you gave me some.

Charles k The black guy stole it 🤣

@@superagario9249 he left it there, as did the other actors. like you, i watched it.

I'm wondering how a movie, paper plates and deodorant cost almost $40.00.

Ikr!

pleasant features.

FacTor what?

The face. The girl in your profile picture... If that's actually you, let me blush real quick... (#^_^#) :P

FacTor oh lol, yeah that’s me. Thank you :)

@@beeleg : I didn't know that people used their own picture.

😝😂

Ellen DeGeneres as disappointed me after our movement she's gone a liar ,cold hearted I believed her about being nice I will want nothing or associate with her!!!!! Chantal schug Minnesota, Brooklyn park

Chantal Schug what

@@chantalschug9557 Are you ok?

Sounds annoying

They did today 🎉

She has now

Im better

I've seen a couple versions of this skit now. Seems like a character in search of a writer.

That'sa what I'ma thinkin'.

JOTennisVid kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pM2Uocdi3qi9lmQ.html

Better!

+Lasse Meaning?

+Rajini de Murugan a hoarder is a person who hoards things. like a dragon. things. more things. all the things. roarrrrrr.

+Rajini de Murugan Make a picture search on "hoarder" and you'll now what kind of a person a hoarder is. :-)

purplinko nice try to ruin my childhood. i applaud you, it almost worked. :o

Lasse A 553+

HAHAHA YOUR SENTENCE WAS SO FUN TO READ!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ava Coiner SAME

lady. the way you chose to spell it was so odd lol also, your cousin sounds great. what an I interesting child.

Mania. Bipolar I or II

She reminds me of this girl I used to work with at McDonalds. I went to high school with her and she was a little insane. She’d also sing loudly during her breaks and when there was downtime

Nailed it

Lol...yeah, right! No one, and I mean no one goes into a Target, Wal-Mart, grocery store or ANY DOLLAR STORE (I dare you!)and come out with what your "singular" purchase (yeah, right) OR just 5 intended items. NO ONE DOES THAT. All good intentions are thrown to the wind and you end up spending at least $10(or buying 8-10 items instead). 😄😂

😆

Boyinabottle I could NEVER do that anywhere! Especially Dollar Tree. Lol

@@veeglover I do it all the time

liviusss yesterday I learned that Coca Cola is derrk brown

lol!

😂👍

i read this as she said it lmao

That line was actually adorable owo

Dang, me and my 'shovel butt' are workin' it......

Flat is justice.

☠️☠️☠️

She a lesbian

Wiig

Such a wiggceptional comment

Wiig

thigg

not necessarily

i cant think of anything or just a lesbian

Right that's how I describe my girl friends.

JUST GALS BEING PALS

It’s true, my great aunt always says that and it confused me when I was younger haha

Or they could be bi/pan.

yeah, Kristen wiig is hilarious

actress

***** oh K, i Guess i shouldn't give lesson as à french noobie

Fuck you everybody

WCE4Eva! Why? Rude...

Devendra Chaure I 100% bet John Mulaney wrote that, it's such a him thing to say 😅

Kirsten used Target Lady in her audition so I'm sure the bulk of that character is written by herself. That said, it does sound like a Mulaney line.

It wasn't even funny

Oh Yeah? Ah it was to some people. Not to others :)

AHAHAAHAHAHA I Loved that one!!!

How old are u?

Pay no attention to them, things get much better after you finish school.

@blad90 Oh shut the fuck up.

Nobody cares, it's 2019. if you're going to target to get instagram cred for your throwaway 'bisexual' girlfriend then go get bent.

@blad90 You seem to care a whole lot about this. Are you gay, dearie?

No, that would be club kid Macauley Culkin.

Bowl cut, baby

Barnabas Kathindi same, the first time I watched it and she said that I legit laughed so much I was crying. It was even more hysterical when she didn't know the purpose of the maxi pads 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

😅😂😂😂

What was the name of the anime on your profile pic? just a nostalgic curiosity, that's all.

@@Miolnir3 Sailor Moon hahahaha

Terget

@@daisymay6684 WELCOME TO TERGRRT!

😂 i worked with a woman that kinda reminds me of this wacko lol. She was one of the strangest folks you or i would ever meet. I like nerds, geeks, quirky, goofy, silly people, but she always has to be Extra. Always has to be in opposition. The main thing i never understood was her hypocrisy. And her daily failure to wash her hands after using the restroom 😝

Let's assume the setting is in a Target in Los Angeles, where the sales tax rate is 9.5%. Even though it'd be ridiculous, let's say the DVD was $25.99, plates were $5.99, and the deodorant was $3.19. That gets you to $35 and change, and add tax to that, you've got a total of about $38. Of course, there's no way a 2005 movie would be 26 fucking dollars in 2013, so my argument falls flat.

Because the writer's maybe referencing to how expensive Tar-jay is.

@@follojesusfj2705 I really should've thought of this

It's target.

@@Thunder_Dome45 You're Target

Shop around, its easy to find better prices than target

Don't be ridiculous.

shop at Coles

Better than shopping at Walmart.

Jay..... His name is jay

Me too

Yes, like most horror situations 😂

What did you love about that?

@Jeffrey Steik am i missing a joke here bc that’s keenan

She better not drive to Florida

@Bob Loblaw More like a rainy, humid marshland.

@Bob Loblaw Yikes. Yeah its everyones winter escape, but ofc my family drug me there in summer. Worst weather.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Nathan Taffijn Well, maybe a few. I saw someone get arrested in the parking lot for shoplifting when I worked there.

As a former target team member, I aggressively looked through the comments to see if anyone else noticed.

@@phoeberulesall1294 and nobody mentioned the RedCard! Not that I blame them.

I think calling a customer a guest is just plain weird. Just like calling a team employee a team member is even more weird.

No

i headcannon that she doesnt actually work there, she just really likes the job and showed up one day. no one knows her real name so they just call her "target lady". they just kinda let her do whatever the fuck she wants.

Daniel Korolev She has Peg!!

and she's still hanging on, which is even more sad. after every watching these Target Lady sketches I want to give a hug to this lady

Рустем Стерлигов completely agree, чувак

belive it or not i once encoutered a target lady like this..she went on talking abd i didnot get a word..i had a headache because of her

Had the same feelings for the singing lady with tiny hands from other sketch

oh there is always an employee with a personality at target that's all you want to do is smile and do the work and then GTFO

ILLuminated Onxy Yup, that’s what I do. I always seem to get those types lolol. I learned right away not to say anything. Just smile and nod... than escape as fast as possible before something crazy happens, like they try and up sell me 🤨😂

I so lazy I swear. It's been 2 months and still didn't fix my grammar mistake

Why do you think i go to Wal-Mart?

*Turguet

+Leonel Guerra ??

Right on! No-one does awkward characters as awkwardly as Kristen

I say McCarthey

Not even close.

Leonel Guerra no it’s Melissa McCarthy

Tom Ripsin maybe it was Blu-ray

@@jessn.2665 Here's an old guy question: Did they have those in 2013?

You can pay this price at Target in 2018 for these three items if you have the right brands.

I think $20 was an "escape the Terrrget lady tax"

Yes. This is Target we’re talking about.

ayatollahrocknrolla You know that Madagascar movie was $19.99 @ Target !😂

It's Turget. You pay more for better looking clientele and less risk of communicable diseases.

Always nice looking women at Target!

EmeraldView And it's money well spent!

ayatollahrocknrolla Yesss! 🤣 Slap in the face for Target!🤣🤣🤣🤣

JammyBallerina29 I did not get that. Whats a hurduh?

It's how I imagine she would phonetically spell the word 'hoarder' :-)

JammyBallerina29 That makes sense then.

What is a hoarder

Varm Krieg, a person who keeps everything they ever owned or found or been gifted. In the extreme version: All that stuff towers in the house and has only narrow tunnels to walk through.