Taylor Swift JUMPED by Chris Brown?! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe!

Taylor Swift JUMPED by Chris Brown?! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 130

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Жыл бұрын

THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are in a HEY BABE WORLD! WTF is WB Mason?! Chrissy CHAOS talks Seneca's philosophy on the world. IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN? Sal is amazing at haircuts. Eyebrow threading is INSANE. Countries with the weirdest names. You are either a super model or UGLY AS F these days. Is correcting someone using a word wrong.....wrong? Taylor Swift KNOWS all the answers of this universe. Chris throws a birthday party for his daughter. Chris bleeds Staten Island. Chris plugs some amazing small business'. Try 1 new thing everyday y'all! Diet & cholesterol is confusing. Chris goes back to visit his old apartment. Accept all life changes even good ones. How many people die and are born a day? Gilbert is an AWFUL name. Sal talks about being shot at in Texas!
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@perryshaw944 Жыл бұрын

Anyone else get levels of excitement when Derosa entered shouting at Chris

@lomuus Жыл бұрын

He literally entered like Kramer

@swingthatthing Жыл бұрын

Chris was like a little kid being told off by an adult lol

@GKTorn. Жыл бұрын

Only reason I'm watching

@jackburke9364 Жыл бұрын

@@GKTorn. same it was great to see Sal like get stitches from that haha

@ashhole9685 11 ай бұрын

Taste Buds ep 38 - 8:20

@CardiffMark Жыл бұрын

DeRosa bursting into the room out of nowhere like Kramer, to call Chrissy out on his nonsense.. was an ALL TIME No Presh moment! HALL OF FAMER! I literally almost choked laughing.

@twosret2210 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 was amazing would love to see joe burst in more often

@karolgard0730 Жыл бұрын

Literally laughing so hard at him calling chris A PIG

@jackburke9364 Жыл бұрын

Totally agree

@mwara2444 11 ай бұрын

@@twosret2210especially like calling out Chris on his B S

@vwa3guy 10 ай бұрын

maybe next time you will....... never give up on your dreams bro

@ppjones96 Жыл бұрын

Joe's interruption was so perfect. You guys are becoming a sitcom.

@SonderBeats Жыл бұрын

I love Joe Derosa so much. He busted in the room and said EXACTLY what I was thinking lmao.

@CJJC42 Жыл бұрын

Derosa would be a great jimminey cricket

@SonderBeats Жыл бұрын

@@CJJC42 Sal is Gipetto and Chris is Pinocchio. I would watch that movie lol.

@nickg1743 Жыл бұрын

@@CJJC42 *Jiminy lol

@CJJC42 Жыл бұрын

@@nickg1743 My bad!

@crystelle6287 Жыл бұрын

Literally what everyone was thinking

@enrig94 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy and Sal are slowly becoming an unattainable standard of beauty

@bigcitybumpus508 Жыл бұрын

I blame the glasses

@lolalol-tc6iw Жыл бұрын

i feel they are becoming unattainably obnoxious.

@lazylion420 Жыл бұрын

you spelled obtainable wrong

@enrig94 Жыл бұрын

@@lazylion420 A quick dictionary check can cure your ignorance

@pauli7457 Жыл бұрын

When you lose weight your cholesterol will temporarily increase, but it's not a problem. Having low cholesterol is much more dangerous than high cholesterol.

@johnnathion4387 Жыл бұрын

whenever sal and chris do the 'ALLEGEDLY' bit i get so happy inside LMAO

@danidan9917 Жыл бұрын

I'm the annoying person in my office that can't stop saying it

@tracilee6077 Жыл бұрын

That is the only way I can say it now 😂🤣

@hallybug2692 11 ай бұрын

Yes!!

@denisemarie7991 8 ай бұрын

They def need shirts that say Allegedly😂

@irinagal6789 Жыл бұрын

I cracked up so hard , died and came back to life after Derossa came in -like Kramer admitting to poverty status a la Chrissy’s definish of poverty 🤣🤣☠️😂

@Jextraterrestrial_Strange Жыл бұрын

Joe coming out of nowhere with a shirt saying “SURPRISE” is ironic and hilarious.

@kerosel Жыл бұрын

The sign board slowly moving forward as Joe busted through the door will crack me up for weeks

@h.e.pennypacker4728 Жыл бұрын

I don't think I can unsee Chris as a gender fluid peanut M&M.

@SavedPdf Жыл бұрын

Thats what he is

@richardandrade9418 Жыл бұрын

I don't think I want to... that babe was hot

@H3H3HEE Жыл бұрын

His true form really

@TheMandyM Жыл бұрын

Same babe! 😂 his legs were something I am genuinely jealous of haha. Best night ever!

@wileywiley4590 Жыл бұрын

Why would you want to unsee that??

@BPH55 Жыл бұрын

Joey coming in was epic. “You pig! You just described my regular life!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

@widespreadGoose Жыл бұрын

Derosa popping in to roast Chrissy 😂 36:34

@Jzzmus Жыл бұрын

Joe walking in and schooling Chris while he spouts THE MOST INANE BULLSHIT IS AN ALL-TIMER!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

@TheGoodContent37 Жыл бұрын

OMG Joe's appearance was THE BEST genuine comedy interaction I've seen in a long time xD

@twosret2210 Жыл бұрын

💯😂😂

@chazsneigan1802 Жыл бұрын

I love how Joe called out Chris for living in “poverty” for a day. He will never know what poverty is

@dawnXXIV Жыл бұрын

Funniest part! But also happy someone called him out on it 😂

@MyStupidYoutubeHandle Жыл бұрын

Lol don’t take stuff so serious

@nashiiiboi Жыл бұрын

Lololol boohoo

@chazsneigan1802 11 ай бұрын

@@MyStupidKZfaqHandle nobody is buddy, we are watching a comedian make an ass of himself and immediately get called out on it; it’s hilarious

@TenDoses89 Жыл бұрын

Thank god for Joe Derosa. I was about to flip a table listening to chris describe what poverty is.

@judypipher6704 Жыл бұрын

The surprise guest appearance from Joe DeRosa made the whole damn podcast 😂😂😂😂❤❤

@twosret2210 Жыл бұрын

YESSS 😂😂

@Lift805 Жыл бұрын

Lol Joe has to appear like that more often 😂

@nicholasfonseca8759 Жыл бұрын

Yo that might be my #1 moment across all no presh perhaps all podcasts

@daviddjportugal Жыл бұрын

Joe walking in like Kramer, and his commentary… podcast highlight history 😂👏🏽🔥

@vldmaiden Жыл бұрын

special appearance entrance of Derosa is one of Hey Babes best of moments of 2023

@LuizHenriquePinho87 Жыл бұрын

It is true

@cesarsalvati965 Жыл бұрын

We need those "Practice Poverty, Fly Coach" tshirts now babes 😂

@RCD19983 Жыл бұрын

I literally couldn’t stop laughing when Joe came in 🤣🤣🤣 Chris you little diva

@VileVanguard Жыл бұрын

My girlfriend got her comment read last night and it was the coolest moment to us. She’s the one that said “I’m glad those children sacrificed their time so I can feel sexy after eating chocolate”

@damianrodarte7727 Жыл бұрын

Best drop-in in all of podcast history 🤣

@hypnosis4207 Жыл бұрын

Can we please get sal and Chris and Joe some anchored mics

@skitt09 10 ай бұрын

Listening on Spotify and had to come here to see what was going on. Glad I wasn’t going crazy…

@indigo7 8 ай бұрын

I've heard a lot of comedians say holding a mic is a comfort thing and helps them not to worry about what to do with their hands

@autumnraposa3888 Жыл бұрын

I love how Chrissy just shrugs while Joe goes off😂

@Bmurr97 Жыл бұрын

The cameo from Derosa was absolute gold; this is how he needs to be in every podcast

@clint4life64 Жыл бұрын

Being a Guyanese living in Brooklyn hearing Chrissy talk about little Guyana warms my heart. Stay cultured Chrissy!!

@geenaschmidt Жыл бұрын

This after tastebuds live? We really are blessed

@joeyvesh13 Жыл бұрын

Hands down Joe's best moment. So glad he called out Chrissy's BS. I love you Chris but that was an eyeroller.

@kaithoudek8410 Жыл бұрын

DeRosa popping in wearing a shirt that says surprise 😂

@tylerbrittan593 Жыл бұрын

Just came from the new Rick Glassman episode with Sal. Loving the double dose of Sal today. 😎

@jenaeestelle3032 Жыл бұрын

National Sal Day 6/1

@tylerbrittan593 Жыл бұрын

@@jenaeestelle3032 Sal is our little June bug. Lol.

@Drainitallday Жыл бұрын

I’ve been missin Pimpys laugh, made me smile

@LizzRit Жыл бұрын

Joe with the Kramer entrance 😂😂😂 unreal

@Aiur Жыл бұрын

Been waiting all week for Christy's take on the Matty situation

@tanklin4015 Жыл бұрын

W.B. Mason is a classic over here 😂😂😂 I always thought it was a paper company 😅

@ashleycesarSalad Жыл бұрын

Just had a baby. This podcast is bringing light to my nocturnal life rn.

@timmyshits Жыл бұрын

I think it's time to upgrade your guys's microphones

@geenaschmidt Жыл бұрын

Chris looked so good last night like he’s the new beauty standard

@lynno1974 Жыл бұрын

Does anyone have a better gut laugh than Sal? I think not. I need to be in a room making him laugh like that!

@busstopbench Жыл бұрын

Joe busted in like the fucking kool-aid man 😂😂😂

@taylordial9107 Жыл бұрын

I know they don’t do it with malicious intent, and the same thing would probably happen to me, but sometimes it’s kinda crazy hearing how out-of-touch people get when they come across money. I make $40k/year… forget about 1st class airfare, buying a plane ticket is a big ordeal even if I fly Spirit 😂

@Awwwsnapshazzam Жыл бұрын

Sal “ I don’t want to be in a situation where I would make someone feel silly” Also Sal: Been on impractical jokers for like 15 years

@collectingwithconnor5931 Жыл бұрын

Third merch slot should be “if you’re watching and we know that you are”!

@MERKINMERICAN Жыл бұрын

Joe walking in to call out Chris had me crying 😂

@John-tv6ii Жыл бұрын

When Joe comes in from behind the wall and yells at Chris for talking about living "impoverished" for one day. That shit was legendary. He was 100% right too. Rich ass distefano wouldn't know poverty if it bit him in the ass anymore. He did an ad on a 8 minute episode of christories, and cancels live shows. Just a true blue gay enjoying being wealthy.

@LoloFbabyy Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@zackerick4753 Жыл бұрын

joe bursting into the room to give chris shit also wearing a shirt that says "surprise" was the highlight. glad the painting didnt get wrecked.

@DeeDee-wb6zy Жыл бұрын

Sal: “He looks like he would bare knuckle fight you…in a barn. He looks like my uncle who was touchy at one point” 😂😂😂

@madpears573 Жыл бұрын

ugh i love you joe!!!! i’m so glad someone called chris out on that line 🤣

@courtney2590 Жыл бұрын

Was about to start clean thanks for posting!!🙏🏼

@SandpaperTTV Жыл бұрын

16:00 that’s my mantra I say to myself when I start catching myself in thought loops that only spiral and lead one direction. “I am what I am.” It’s a call back to the past doesn’t matter, the future doesn’t matter, you’re here, now. You can change the past, you can’t outrun the future, be present with the now. Just be.

@innervisions92 Жыл бұрын

Has it ever been explained why Murr never seems to be on a podcast with Sal or the other two?

@mir.ba. Жыл бұрын

Never thought about it, until now 🤯

@Nooiishssndbbdkd Жыл бұрын

He died

@mimigiggles4199 Жыл бұрын

Cell doesn't want to lose another pair of his sneakers.

@margwhalburger Жыл бұрын

Murr is the richest joker and they can't afford him.

@innervisions92 Жыл бұрын

@@margwhalburger That's probably the correct answer 🤣

@swayarrow 11 ай бұрын

I had to come back and watch I'm crying

@HighFeeline Жыл бұрын

I thought Chrissy was gonna call himself a piece of shit(unnecessarily) for describing Derosa’s life😹. But he went on to say, “…what a piece of shit Derosa’s life is…” that gave me life🤣.

@cotymendenhall2114 Жыл бұрын

Merch idea- shirt that says "It's what it is babes" I'd rock that all day!

@twosret2210 Жыл бұрын

Need more times Joe just burst in 😂😂😂

@thuglyfefalyfe Жыл бұрын

Voting for you guys to wear clip-on mics

@nickg1743 Жыл бұрын

Yeah you would think Chris would know how to hold a friggin mic by now, I've been writing to Bloom Café for weeks!!

@mattrichmond9264 Жыл бұрын

I’m in the MIST of all this smoke from the Canadian wildfires! Thank you, thank you.

@amandalee3517 Жыл бұрын

I SWEAR TO GOD a WBMASON truck just pulled up to my left as I’m listening to this🤣🤣

@robiapicca5967 Жыл бұрын

Sal's face when Joe stormed in... it was like he had just seen the Kool Aid man

@jimmy_mcneilus Жыл бұрын

Oh the irony of Sal talking about people using words and phrases incorrectly AND saying, "I could care less"

@Teeman92 Жыл бұрын

The bad health advice is killing me 😂

@Zackaria_sMax Жыл бұрын

Joe said "Faturated Sat" last episode, and nobody blinked an eye... lol

@Zackaria_sMax Жыл бұрын

In 1st grade I saw Niger on a globe and began to ask my teacher "Is that why they're called..." she saw where I was looking and yelled "It's Niger" while smacking the globe further than an Olympian could shot put it... 😅

@katelynntalbott9874 Жыл бұрын

I love this podcast and you guys with all my might, but the audio going in and out is killing meeeeee

@nado121 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy clearly forgot about pandemic Sal! That hair was insane!

@andrestein6022 Жыл бұрын

Chris's rich ass: I'm gonna cosplay being poor Joe: don't appropriate my culture!!

@michaelmendes6392 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy turns red when Joe comes in look at sal then Chrissy that was hilarious 😂

@jkbGood92 Жыл бұрын

That special cameo appearance was pure delight

@JaiPritchett Жыл бұрын

5 mins in and the babies are on fire!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!! Make me happy again after the Celtics loss :(

@fndmntl5341 Жыл бұрын

12:30 absolutely correct people... If they get caught up in feelings that weren't your intention, that's on them

@bender8784 Жыл бұрын

Starting at small forward, from the University of Michigan, number 28, Maaaaaaarcus Aureeeeeliuuuuuus!

@hollymartin4717 Жыл бұрын

Loving the new intro babes!😘

@foxv3511 Жыл бұрын

Could u get mic stands? I keep thinkn my earbuds are broken but its u guys pulling the mic away over n over 😂😂😂😂

@mkglovesgg 11 ай бұрын

Chris’s jacket in this reminds me of Amazon delivery

@mc.tendie2018 Жыл бұрын

sals legs look like he stole them! im always so surprised on how hairless they are!

@bekster0902 Жыл бұрын

Just clicked on the video, no idea what its about but i already know it's a banger like always

@Leslie-wb8cb Жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking this morning, "I haven't seen a Hey Babe lately..."

@user-kf7sw4wf2g Жыл бұрын

staten island needs more love! im here for it!!!

@ivanavargas12 Жыл бұрын

36:33 i love the joe cameo 😂

@luckyluckyluca6450 Жыл бұрын

great ep. the volume was in and out like never before. so many spots where the volume just fell off completely

@codymoore2409 Жыл бұрын

Love yous guys

@Jessfiester Жыл бұрын

Chris was actually thinking of Bosnia and Herzegovina which is 1 country but Serbia and Montenegro are separate countries 😂

@FloresG40 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy: I’m going to practice poverty once a month Me: using liquid hand soap to wash my balls “aw 😊 good for you”

@michaeldagle4968 Жыл бұрын

Happy Thursday, Babes!

@AloisWeimar Жыл бұрын

36:35 When Joe pops in to give Chrissy a piece of his mind

@kanifalam7835 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy cholesterols still feeling the 35k calorie binge

@candacek2161 Жыл бұрын

Joe coming in was awesome 🤣

@RockinRobin4eva Жыл бұрын

Hey Babes!! You guys were amazing last night!!🎉 Shout out Chrissy hotttt legs, Slimmin down Sal & Donald RicMonald!!! DeRosa looked like a pig and was totally checking out that yellow m&m 😅 Need a live Hey Babe and autographed merch ❤

@gregdavory Жыл бұрын

Joe Derosa is a gem of a human

@MathewMacielMusic 10 ай бұрын

"He looks like my uncle who was touchy at one point" LOLOLOLOLOL

@blobbylee9430 Жыл бұрын

I never got into impractical jokers. I always thought those guys weren't funny. Turns out it was the network. What an absolute mensch Sal actually was the entire time. Legend.