Mateo referring to himself as the alien from American Dad killed me. 😂
@brandonmelikian884211 ай бұрын
Roger lol
@dozee514mtl11 ай бұрын
Best joke of the cast again. Hes the ghey normand
@sarahdean805211 ай бұрын
Omg that's incredibly accurate 🤣
@Bittamin11 ай бұрын
I made a song with a bunch of samples from Roger doing cocaine and Stan smoking crack 😂 absolutely died laughing
@KAYBEE73311 ай бұрын
It's so accurate lol
@alsowinehouse11 ай бұрын
I love Mateo he seems like such a genuine person
@cdasteez11 ай бұрын
A real straight shooter
@crazypath57311 ай бұрын
You misspelled gay
@jstrattonlobdell417511 ай бұрын
He is a train wreck I can't seem to look away from when he is on a podcast
@BazookaTooth70711 ай бұрын
Except he got a hair transplant. That's not genuine lol jk idgaf.
@evanwakelin794411 ай бұрын
@@BazookaTooth707 But he has been very open and telling everyone about it. Which IS Genuine. He's not hiding it.
@kissthapistol11 ай бұрын
Matteo saying he & Mark don't have overlapping audiences... I'm like damn, what about me? Anyone else??
@voodoosleeper11 ай бұрын
We exist!
@denkinoms11 ай бұрын
Me ! I'm the overlapping audience
@winstonsgmx11 ай бұрын
been knowing them since like 2016. Damn crazy long
@zakkholguin394211 ай бұрын
checking in!
@whywouldyoueveraskforit277411 ай бұрын
Checking in!!
@kodymonroe261311 ай бұрын
So glad Matteo is back. One of the best guests
@5Kool-Kidd11 ай бұрын
MATEO: "Well, there were stains on the sheets - brown!" SAM: "Brown? There's only one thing that's brown." MARK "Blackface?" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@highvalue119511 ай бұрын
Lmfao 😂
@nickbotic11 ай бұрын
Can't believe they skipped over that one. That made me laugh out loud haha
@brando798611 ай бұрын
😂☠️😂
@michaelbashford273311 ай бұрын
Mark sometimes says the most hilarious shit that gets totally glossed over lol
@tombystander11 ай бұрын
Mateo seems like the best dude to have as a wingman
@AlEpp183411 ай бұрын
Or just the best dude to have…. COMEDY
@RebornLegacy11 ай бұрын
A gay wingman would definitely help.
@Zenithx37 ай бұрын
Way too Handsome and Ripped to be a wingman.
@michelechapman997411 ай бұрын
So happy Matteo is being appreciated. He has worked his ass off and is hilarious.
@theangryrktkt838511 ай бұрын
I love how all these comedians are actually friends.
@DarkDecimus11 ай бұрын
Matteo special is great! He is hilarious. His "drive by f*ggot" bit killed me!! 🤣🤣
@dcarter54011 ай бұрын
For real! That shit had me rolling
@bartho521211 ай бұрын
Perfection! I cackled like a damn witch.
@StaleLumpia11 ай бұрын
Thanks for being on & congrats on the marriage Matteo. Happy for ya 🤘🏽
@FoodforThought12345678dsds11 ай бұрын
Can we have a patreon showing Mark trying to keep up with Madonna dancing lol
@soccerfreek0711 ай бұрын
Matteo is amazing! Here’s to a great ep!
@ryanscottadkins11 ай бұрын
Matteo's Minnelli impression is so good
@elenawilliams3211 ай бұрын
I just saw Matteo Lane in Melbourne, Australia 🇦🇺 on Friday night. The crowd was 97 % gay men... He had the crowd laughing out loud non stop through the entire show, it was a really great night. He also had Rhys Nicholson open for him who is also hilarious so a brilliant night all round. If you get the chance to see him, definitely grab some tickets as you won't be disappointed. I'd see him again in a heartbeat.
@NowImGonnaStarve11 ай бұрын
The camera switching gave me whiplash
@foxymaxy92911 ай бұрын
Dude for real, it seemed like their was more switches than normal.
@billsny924311 ай бұрын
It's like they're using a shitty ai or something
@9xqspx65 ай бұрын
Are you guys watching? :D
@IDGAF_AboutYourLuckyCharms_23811 ай бұрын
Weddings are so expensive and also just so stressful. We were gonna plan a small wedding for 50 people and just to have a small ceremony at the place we wanted was $3500 and that didn’t include catering or any other Refreshments just for the place and the chairs. We decided to elope at a Chapel as well and put that money toward our 3 week honeymoon overseas.
@k.c.simonsen211 ай бұрын
Matteo is absolutely the greatest podcast guest ever. And his standup is so good, I love his specials.
@JuanFCerda11 ай бұрын
Can Mateo and Mark be the two funniest people alive?
@Downs-Indroam11 ай бұрын
For sure no... to you yes maybe... but to the rest of us, no
@joshschutz773111 ай бұрын
No, that’s Nick Mullen and Shane Gillis
@alexsuyarkov412111 ай бұрын
Mateo doesn’t compare to mark
@Otto_Pilate11 ай бұрын
@@joshschutz7731Love Gillis! I will check out Mullen. Thanks for the rec.
@Auqua197311 ай бұрын
I like that they don't always shit on the fans like I've been hear from other comedians lately.
@crujonesrad3311 ай бұрын
Mark is so fast, "except you don't say get over here." dying lolol
@Jmfsanders11 ай бұрын
I was wondering who Matteo reminds me of. Of course that bloody alien from American Dad!!! Exactly 😅
@californio185011 ай бұрын
Mark joking about giving Matteo HIV medication as a wedding gift💀💀
@Zenithx37 ай бұрын
PreP is Not hiv medication. It is HIV Prevention.
@cmmndrblu7 ай бұрын
Just wanna say, when I was a 14 year old kid who just came out I didn't think things would be this chill with gay people in my life time (yes, I know, we are normal...well normal enough) and this kind of thing would have seemed like science fiction. I'm 40 this year, thank christ people changed the world and chilled the fuck out it's much nicer now.
@nickbotic11 ай бұрын
I always hear on so many podcasts the comics saying how they don't think the audience wants to hear "inside baseball". That's easily my favorite aspect of listening to comedians. The industry is fascinating. I'm sure I'm probably in the minority, but there's at least a part of the audience that loves listening to the intracacies of the standup world.
@japiro146 ай бұрын
If it's funny/interesting stories or aspects about it yeah. But definitely not the oohh the road is so hard, cancel culture this cancel culture that
@photokunstler11 ай бұрын
Matteo, you always have the BEST straight friends. These guys are fookin hilarious and just so chill.. also not homophonic. :) I plan to watch a lot more of these vids.. soo chill, watching vids, talking shit, sooo easy.
@blindbeatzz11 ай бұрын
This is totally normal here man
@photokunstler11 ай бұрын
@@blindbeatzz thats great bub, it's comforting to know not all straights are phones lol I totally respect that.
@Sun_Cat_Pop11 ай бұрын
Wow, getting in early on the ep tonight
@jamieboothcomedy11 ай бұрын
Great ep, but cool it with cycling through camera angles! Getting whiplash over here
@Coolbreezyitsez11 ай бұрын
Matteo's laugh makes me laugh 😊
@eyaffe111 ай бұрын
Saw you boys crush it at the Cellar at the 8 PM show this past Saturday. I was right next to Lefty. Such an amazing surprise. Everyone was fantastic. Just a killer show.
@nathancarr75889 ай бұрын
I can't believe I'm just now discovering this episode😮 I freaking love Mateo!
@shqipe8611 ай бұрын
The sleepy pug omg 🥰❤ My heart just melted lol & of coure, great epeisode. Matteo is always a great guest!
@YourGFsFavoriteBF11 ай бұрын
It’s nice of Mark and Sam to participate in bring your son to work day.
@JessBlake23 ай бұрын
@YourGFsFavoriteBF, Did I miss a joke by them because you can't be talking about Matteo, right? Matteo has travelled the world, is an excellent and accomplished opera singer, artist painter, cook, comedian and he speaks 4 languages fluently. I'll assume you're not referring to him as a "son".
@austinrider12111 ай бұрын
Diane Lane! She is such an underrated beauty. She’s aged so well and naturally!
@ish47411 ай бұрын
Bert is sober, Rosebud is having a baby, and Matteo got married?! We're really are living in the upside down world now
@jackdaw9911 ай бұрын
Bert is sober now?!
@ish47411 ай бұрын
@@jackdaw99 you can't drink if you're on one of the injection diabetes medicines he's taking Monjurno
@Cdumps2111 ай бұрын
Mark getting married was crazy. I remember him saying he felt guilty buyig himself a smoothie...
@cardcaptordanimal9 ай бұрын
it was a green card situation@@Cdumps21
@oriannaisabella704111 ай бұрын
Mateo’s Liza Minnelli impression is fucking insanely good
@3Flutter-Bye11 ай бұрын
Love Mateo, Love you guys so this should be great 💙 Thank you for opening the presents right away for us ADHD who'd have been distracted thru entire ep until you did
@markcabrera1211 ай бұрын
Gotta play a round of smear the queer after this
@TacticalXRays11 ай бұрын
the jump cut edits are pretty fast this time, right?
@andrewheath645111 ай бұрын
Mateo is mad roger energy
@billtron18211 ай бұрын
Roger the alien?
@billtron18211 ай бұрын
He’s deff got the voice nailed! 😂
@CarmineTavernaPhotography11 ай бұрын
Having 3 fingers of "Bodega Cat" in my recliner watching the guys :)
@alfonsodominguez525711 ай бұрын
guys stop wondering wether we like hearing comedians talk shop, i think it’s really interesting
@meversusthesea6 ай бұрын
Can't help but notice how Matteo and Sam look so much alike... especially in the thumbnail photo. Practically brothers!!
@tay813011 ай бұрын
Switching between all the camera angles a million times is insufferable to watch
@kanifalam783511 ай бұрын
When Sam said Madonna looks like a Mortal Combat villain ☠️
@cronbudz11 ай бұрын
MATTEO GOT MARRIED?😮🎉 these are the moments I almost regret not having most social media. Congrats to Matteo & Rodrigo.
@AxeMan80811 ай бұрын
Man it's so lively when Matteo is on! He isn't too cool to crack up at y'all riffing. Also that Michelle Wolf voice was on point! Also Congrats Matteo!!
@Fabdanc11 ай бұрын
31:15, I was at that Houston show when he had to talk to that couple -- it was the whole table really. I lived when he read them.
@samsereno52826 ай бұрын
Matteo is a natural.and incredibly talented - amazing guy.
@ChristinaSimpson11 ай бұрын
I feel like Matteo is educating these boys about incredible, accomplished women
@shawncharles998011 ай бұрын
I agree, but I love how open the boys are to hearing what he has to say.
@avisreuling448211 ай бұрын
Matteo is just great.
@TakeItEazy7711 ай бұрын
3 of my favorite comics! Happy for you Matteo :)
@Benjamin.S.S.11 ай бұрын
Hey... what's... with... all... the... camera... jumps... jebus. Other than that, great pod. Much love for Matteo.
@cdizzforizz11 ай бұрын
My wife works all day Sundays. I have three young children. This podcast comes out every week an hour before she gets home and it saves me every week I swear. 😂 Bedtime is stressful and a cocktail with the boys helps 😂😂
@cjtalksfunny11 ай бұрын
“You’d hit it out of respect.” 😂
@taylorfisher5 ай бұрын
Felt like I got to sit in on 3 buddies just hanging out and it did not disappoint!
@zcoke796111 ай бұрын
Matteo is awesome. Also I love Sam's Dangerfield impression, I'd like to see a performance of it sometime.
@raycongfs11 ай бұрын
Every ep, I see how long till he breaks it out. Lol usually the first 20 min "I tell ya" *fixes tie
@redhottomatojuice618110 ай бұрын
Mateo brings such an good energy, love listening to him talking!
@MYkeyS11 ай бұрын
Never got motion sickness watching a podcast before lol
@charliek4real11 ай бұрын
Dude I know friggin monkey working the switchboard
@newgreyhair11 ай бұрын
Pretty rough.
@mintyfresh653011 ай бұрын
A serial killer drama with Mateo and hubby would be hilarious 😂
@nolongerblocked621011 ай бұрын
Matteo's wedding pics look like 2 Vegas Elvis's after work at Denny's
@mkalani11 ай бұрын
Never heard Matteo laugh so hard 😂
@Tincanbanana303011 ай бұрын
This gay has grown on me
@gothsurfshorts10 ай бұрын
matteo lane is one of my fave comics and now warming up to sam morril. true story: sam’s parents are close friends with my dad. i met him when we were both teenagers and we flew to nyc on a college trip. don’t know him beyond that but he is a decent dude who does the staight male experience humor with xlnt nyc native finesse …i’m happy for him cuz comedy is a lot harder than it seems. not only that but given the families we come from, i know it was brutal for me trying to build a career in the arts- and i imagine sam has experienced similar struggles in terms of sticking to a creative field career choice. let’s put it this way: my mom is a jew with a hilarious sense of humor but has a “the fetus isnt viable until graduating med school vibe.” i’m a trans andro guy who lived in nyc for college and the mix of matteo and sam is a perfect reflection of my life experience.
@PrincessBalamb11 ай бұрын
18:11 LOL jesus, how is Mark that fast all the time?? 😂
@raycongfs11 ай бұрын
Haha too quick, then followed by Sam's Dangerfield impression 😂
@yeahsilviayeah11 ай бұрын
15 secs in and im already typing Matteo is the best guest cuz i just know
@X2948811 ай бұрын
love that theres timestamps now
@treesny11 ай бұрын
Really interesting to hear "shop talk" about life on the comedy circuit. Thanks!
@rtcola3111 ай бұрын
Big fan of the pod but watching it on KZfaq can be a bit disorienting with all of the camera switching. I would be happy with the one shot that has all three people in frame.
@mjoyyourself11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣Matteo’s impersonation of Wolfe was so effing funny
@SeeStuDo11 ай бұрын
Congrats Matteo! ❤ that dude, wish him all the good shit in life.
@mmh29011 ай бұрын
This was hilarious. Btw, brown stains on a bedsheet is usually old blood that wasn’t treated before laundering.😬
@JuanFCerda11 ай бұрын
We love the "inside baseball" guys!
@jesstinabolton227011 ай бұрын
Sam should recommend a new show to watch every few episodes, he had good taste.
@DigitalZed11 ай бұрын
Sam's Mortal Kombat bit about Madonna was fantastic
@SamBassComedy11 ай бұрын
at 41 mins that fucking killed me. WTF was that? I'm dying over here. My cats think I'm nuts, more than usual.
@PolishGypski8 ай бұрын
Nobody kills a story like Sam. It's all about him and whoever did the camera angles and editing must have been drunk.
@JuanFCerda11 ай бұрын
In the wedding pictures you two look like the White Stripes waiting at the door of Studio 54
@DarkDecimus11 ай бұрын
"A gay silence is loud." ~Sam M.
@t.r.elliott168410 ай бұрын
"I thought gays just fenced when they argue" 💀💀💀💀
@lucilleyoung47447 ай бұрын
He's pretty honest, whether he's doing a special or a show like this. I think that's why he is so well liked.
@juniperbordeaux598811 ай бұрын
First off, I frickin love Matteo. Lisa Bonet and Hedy Lamarr are the most beautiful women ever. Arsenic and old lacy is the best! Thanks so much for this episode!
@LookNBeef5 ай бұрын
MARK AND MATEO ARE SOME OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS .....AND I USUALLY LOVE FEMALE COMEDIANS...
@CatDogWalk11 ай бұрын
I literally just said to myself, "OMG, this is going to be funny!"
@trevorgill356011 ай бұрын
The Liza Minnelli impression was hilarious
@stevenkoudanis523811 ай бұрын
Matteo freaking JACKED LOL
@JonathanHassingerChannel11 ай бұрын
Wash the bed sheets every Olympics 😂😂😂
@BigDaddy-vk6rv11 ай бұрын
Matteo Lane has a mixture of positive vibes and touch of Savannah Martin!
@obatalaosun222211 ай бұрын
Higher Ground is by Stevie Wonder. Higher Love is Steve Winwood feat. Chaka Khan.
@ogersteiner11 ай бұрын
Best trio pod cast ever and I hate podcasts.
@thejoe906511 ай бұрын
Mark, you arent completely wrong: Switzerland is a country in Europe but they are not part of the EU (European Union). Thats may be why you had that in your mind. :)
@sissypissyrapper2311 ай бұрын
I adore Matteo. Been waiting for his guest appearance
@JRDirt8811 ай бұрын
A lot of camera swaps seemingly just for the heck of it 😅🤣 great ep fellas! Keep it up!
@CalGcastglassnz11 ай бұрын
Ai did the edit 😂
@gilliganmcneuter455011 ай бұрын
This was my favorite part of my day Matteo is a gift I am grateful for 💜
@jasonstatham516511 ай бұрын
We might be drunk drinking game Take a big swig everytime Sam does a Rodeny impression or when Mark farts. Im drunk.
@nickc42579 ай бұрын
opening those gifts was the funniest thing ive seen in weeks
@djtakeout916311 ай бұрын
finally a podcast that looks & sounds like Consuming a brokestraightboys videos feels
@shaneboswell9872Ай бұрын
Higher ground. Stevie. Just mentioned him. How’d ya miss that? Lol. Love this ep
@HeyWhatsThat11 ай бұрын
Mogan Fairchild....😂 Mark is the best !
@JuanFCerda11 ай бұрын
"Higher Ground" is Steve Wonder (great EP!) 💗
@danieldumas736111 ай бұрын
Re: Brown stains on the sheets. Hyatt Regency, Vancouver, BC - 17th floor @ 2:30 am / City Blackout - 2 Horny 20 y/o's doing the Nasty. Dawn - Bathroom brake - Daylight reveals Brown stain on the sheets - Panic ensues, then, minty aroma. Since blackout occurred just before entering the room, no one noticed the Chocolate mints on the pillow. Just hope the cleaning staff also had a good laugh.
@bustedbussy8 ай бұрын
Mark - "I'd storm that attic." I Died.
@esteenwilliams92008 ай бұрын
Dude lmao that intervention scene is my fav thing to laugh at 😂😂😂😂😂