Whoever thought of Scottish DJ Jesus is a visionary

the fact that the subtitles are wrong makes this way funnier

“Where in America is that? Dublin” has me on the ground ahhahaha

Even as a American, when the Scot is like, "voice recognition technology?" I'm like, "even this guy knows thats a BAD IDEA!"

The taller guy trying to say eleven in an English accent has me on the floor.... To this day, it's too funny when my brother does it! 😂😂

This is Excellent. Great imagination and perfectly executed. i'd like more of this.

I was laughing out loud. Even the subtitles aren't quite getting the words right. :D

I love how the subtitles have mistakes in them/are incorrect, it makes it even better.

As an Australian, I relate to the voice recognition bit!

The elevator scetch is simply amazing, it is so funny I almost fell from my chair!!!

I've been with my Glaswegian partner for 15 years. I'm still asking him to repeat himself haha :o)

The scenes are all from Burniston, it's a Scottish comedy programme

I haven't laughed this hard for YEARS!!!! And then people wonder why I love Scotland.

I love the scots sense of humor, a lot less buzz Killington than the English sometimes.

At some point I would have tried "ten" and walked the last bit taking the stairs XD!

The subtitles on this were pure rank man

Never underestimate the power of silly comedy.

one of the funniest video worldwide, at the moment. Very well realized and interpretated. Really a god job bros

This is brilliant. Simple but genius

Hahahahahaha. In fact, trying on a Southern American accent in that elevator with that word would've made things even harder for them, since traditionally we stress the first syllable (E-leven, not e-LE-ven)

Voice recognition has me in stitches every time

Whats funniest about this is its totally true. Where I used to live was on the border of Scotland and England. The problem is when voice recognition first came out it only did the stereotypical English or Scottish accent. Our area has an awful blend of English and Scottish and no voice recognition could understand a word we said. It got so bad they had to have an attendant stand at the lift in our local area who had a very English accent. It took them over a year to sort this situation out and when they did sort it out no one would get in the lift cause no one trusted it without the attendant lol.

3:25 you transcribed that part wrong, he said, “that we’d be going aff our nuts at it”, which in English basically means they knew we would be going crazy/getting angry trying to make it work.

After 10 years these are getting recommend KZfaq has weird algorithm But it still made me laugh 🤣, simple nice comedy.

Absolutely hilarious!!! Still game series is a hit too.

Where was this all these years😆 this should get millions likes

Un video divertentissimo. Un saluto dalla Sicilia! A very funny Video (y) Greetings from Sicily!

7 Scots stayed stuck in a lift with voice recognition xD

Laughed so hard tears were rolling out of my eyes.

Neb'dy knows the plight of Scotts NEB'DY!

In 1994 ,I bought a fender stratocaster deluxe plus from a shop in hemel Hempstead. The salesman was an Irish looking Scot and when describing the crimson Ash colour, he said that the GREEN was prominent. I realised a few seconds later that he meant the GRAIN of the wood. I would rather of had a nest of hornets shoved up my arse then own a green guitar

OLIVIAN, ALEVEN, ÜLIVIN, ÖLAVEN, ÅLËVÔN, ETC. ETC... 😂😂😂

I was wondering why I could understand every word they say, then I realised I was reading the subtitles, I close my eyes and I can't understand a single sentence

Don't laugh at the lift sketch too much, this is a glimpse of the future, unnecessary electronic shite causing mega stress!! Douglas Adams predicted this 40 years ago, as all 'Hitch hikers guide to the universe' fans will remember!!

Eleven in scottish: aleven - all even, and eleven is 11. Which ish a tied score. It all makes sense nu.

Such great humour. Brilliant. And I thought I liked British comedy.

US Cavalry in the west hears drums. General Custer: "Those are war drums!" Glasweigan Sergeant: "The thievin' bastards!!"

OMG !!!! "i'm not begging that for nothing" :D , i laughed out very loud...

Scottish humour is criminally underrated

In the name of me

According to other comments this is from Burnistoun? Never heard of or seen this before. Thank you oh wise and powerful algorithm.... edit: Ooookay so there's like six seasons with my Britbox subscription. I know what I'm binge watching for awhile.

I don't know how to say "eleven" anymore after that🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣

They should have tried other levels/floors like TEN and walk a floor up.

Me talking tae Alexa , asking for an alarm tae be set 😄❤

Or just take us anywhere you COW, just open the doors! Man! i love it! Hahahaha LOL

Heh, I thought I was going to watch a video about the Glaswegian accent. This was good enough though.

OH CMON i was sure in the end the voice was going to tell them that the building only has 10 floors ! cmon it was right there....

That's some funny stuff . Brilliant 👏 best comedy I've seen in years

Brilliant! As a Sassenach, I love Scottish comedy.

Brullyant!!! Yer right 'Still Game' is 'the berries' tey...thanx for the laffs...

3:09 "This is a voice activated aligator" ?

The fact that i can laugh because thereis a subtitle is just peak comedy

Jeeezzz This is Great...Brill....Feckin Ace 😂👍😁 Luv it..... Just watched this again........😂😂😂 ELEVEN FFS ...... Better than the first time 👍

best accent ever heard

When you're brazilian and realize scots say "eleven" just like you. Fuck tryin get the "right" pronunciation, it was already right!

Scottish jesus, being a dj. That was hilarious

Well this goes for the entire Scottish language but the glaswegians use alot more Scottish words than anyone does in Edinburgh for instance

Such a wonderful show

Just wonderful

That elevator bit was funny

Very hard laughing after a disastrous Day, thank you!!!!!!

Even the subtitles are hilarious in places 😂

Boy that escalated quickly. But when can you expect if you install voice recognition in scotland

This is just gold

Oddly enough there is at least one place in America called Dublin, in California, but there could be more.

They could just say "Ten" and walk a floor, but they had PRINCIPLES

I love the lift skit. Very funny

Still Game is fantastic but there is a wealth of other great Scottish comedy produced via BBC Scotland ❣

The lift has made me laugh for years

Trixie Mattel is really good looking out of drag

this explains why the elevator at work suddenly had 'Voice recognition' and people cursing loudly from inside it ...

I cried my eyes out laughing.

elevator episode was amazing

The guy: "Calm?... Calm?..." The subtitle:"Tom?... Tom?..." Lmao

Brilliant 👏 😆 🤣

I'm a Geordie and I have exactly the same problem. My car's satnav always wants to take me to Newcastle. Aaaagh.

Love burniston great choice

Had a Motorola Razor phone circa 2007 that had Name Dial voice activated. Trying to use it had my kids in stitches. It don't work in Scotland

Mate you got a good couple a these wrang, the translations I mean

If you want the Master of this kind of Gag, look up 'Stanley Baxter parliamo glasgow phrases'.

2:34 how the is away translates to then

I’m in a room full of people who don’t know me yet and you’re havin me on the floor laughing my arse off this isn’t fair

It's CALM not TOM :-)

As an American, his “eleven” dos sound like some parts of the American South, lol.

I'm Indian and I watch Still Game

They could have just gone to the tenth floor, though.

The bearded DJ looks like Asmongold

This is absolutely hilarious!

"Tom......Tom" 🤣

American laughing his ass off. Thank you!

Siri understands me,and I'm from glesgae .

I fucking love your lingo,.mates!

It is not atrocious. Your spelling of the word atrocious is atrocious. Also your subtitles are wrong. Fannybaws!

Thanks youtube recommendation

Even the subtitles got parts wrong.. Apparently "off our nuts" is "going for months" 😂

The US has done a lot for the world but it's so frustrating being forced to do US dialect spelling on software; though the voice recognition is getting better so there's less American accent impersonation required these days, which was sometimes fun when y'all committed to the character.

its beautiful

a understaun this perfectly but then i'm fae Glesga so I should when ye hink aboot it .

This was great! two clips that are 10 years old...was this a tv show? KZfaq channel? Where can I get MORE???? I NEED MORE OF THIS!!!! Seriously, what am I watching, please.

ive just found this and still game is on netflix im only 10 years late