And then Obama actually used him as his real life anger translator in a speech this year and it was AWESOME

This guy (Key) is mad talented

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, you first gotta understand that this chicken had a hard childhood. His father left when he had yet to hatch. His mother looked after him for a few years, but she was a druggie and didn’t do that great a job. Eventually she sold him into slavery in exchange for a hit. For a few years he worked as a slave laborer on a farm just north of the border. The man who owned the farm was about as cruel and sadistic as they get, but to all outward appearances he was the model of virtue and a pillar of the community, so nobody suspected that he had seventy slave chickens working for him. Eventually this chicken snapped and murdered the farm owner by pecking open his jugular vein. He left the farm. Shortly after the owner’s family found out who killed him and put up a one million dollar bounty, payable to whoever found, tortured and killed the chicken. Fearing for his life, the chicken headed up north. He fell in with the chicken mafia, and worked as a hitchicken and general muscle for a few years. He slowly earned enough money to rent a house and get established, although he had to keep his head down to avoid getting noticed. He met a nice hen, and they started dating. Now, the chicken was getting tired of killing other chickens for a living. He’d been attending classes part time, and had been told by his teachers that he was real smart. They even wanted to give him a scholarship to go to college overseas. That never worked out, however. The chicken’s girlfriend got pregnant, and he decided to stay in the country to care for the resulting chicks. He tried to quit the mafia. His bosses were not very pleased about his decision, and told him it would be a shame if anything bad happened to his family. The chicken bought a strong lock for his apartment, although he still constantly worried about his family. The chicken got a job in an office. It was mind-numbingly boring, but it paid the bills and didn’t involve killing anyone. Two years later the chicken got two strokes of bad luck. Firstly, the company was going through hard times and had decided to lay him off. Secondly, he had developed severe respiratory problems; the doctor said it had something to do with exposure to agricultural chemicals from his days as a slave. When he went home to tell his wife the bad news, he found she wasn’t there. She had taken the children and left to be with another chicken. Well, the chicken went out and got good and drunk that night. He was standing outside a bar, watching the cars streak across the nearby highway, when he thought that it would be good to die. He didn’t have much to live for, and his life insurance policy would help his kids more than he ever could now. His death had to look like an accident, though. The highway! That was it! He would get run over, and be “accidentally” killed. The chicken staggered out over the road, trying to position himself in front of the largest vehicle possible. They swerved around him, furiously honking their horns and yelling obscenities at him. The chicken staggered on, and before he realized it he’d crossed the road and had reached the other side. The chicken still wasn’t dead, however. He slumped to the ground, weeping bitter tears.

I hope Key And Peele lasts for a very long time on television. It's one of the funniest shows I've ever seen.

wow at all the upset people in the comment section. as a black woman, i personally wasn't offended by it. in fact, 'i said biiiitch' is my favorite skit by them :|

I'm proud to be a passionate Black woman. On occasion, others misconstrue that passion for anger. That's okay. I know myself best, and I know who and what I am.

One thing I really love about Key and Peele is that on their show they make fun of everybody without being sellouts. They never portray Black women as loud or ignorant or angry on their show and I appreciate that because the constant hatred you experience as a Black woman can be extremely overwhelming and depressing. Especially when you are not that way at all. My husband loves me, I'm awesome (yeah I said it lol). I do think the joke was in poor taste just considering the fact that he doesn't have a Black wife but I don't think he meant it maliciously. I think the way he portrays Black women on the show speaks more volumes than the little comment he made.

1:28 I like how the cameraman followed Keegan. Must've thought Keegan was going to stand

Good to see Keegan-Michael Key back on television, he is a funny guy who rocked on MAD TV!

Key is about the funniest, cutest thing ever. Loved his comedy for YEARS.

I remember this guy uses to do that pet show a long time ago. I loved him in that.

i love these guys, they're comedy geniuses

oh my gosh i love key and peele. it is so hilarious i cant wait for the 2nd season to start

I knew Keegan was one of the funniest people alive and so underrated when i watched coach hines about 6 years ago.

Key & Peele = BRILLIANT, TALENT, INTELLIGENCE

Oh man. This Key is awesome 😻 ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Love that man

I said... >.>...

I love Keegan so much

just happened upon key and peele recently, awesome clever guys, really enjoy their comedy

Key & Peele is my favorite non-animated show besides Conan. Funniest shit on tv.

Wow, Luther seemed so calm in that interview...

Never heard of their show before bit now I want to watch it. I used to watch him on Mad tv and he was hilarious! Love his Levitol..... TROL! skit

i love this guys, cant wait for season 3 of key and peele to come out

He went Coach Hines at 1:37!

"There's nothing scarier than a black wife" - yeah maybe thats why he's married to an old white woman.

Greatest skit character EVER!

I met him before he got famous when he was performing at the second city in detroit. Good guy.

Hes goooodlooking

"you know at Christmas time you get knives" ahh i lost it hah

I love these guys!!!!!!!! Key & Peele!

I loved him in 'Let's be Cops'! He can do a SICK Jamaican accent MON!

What is wrong with everyone. It was just him using a stereotype.

I'm a fan of Key and Peele. At the same time, I find it funny how Keegan-Michael Key can make a comment on "angry black wives" when his own wife and mother (two of the most important women in most men's lives) are white. Honestly, Robin Thicke and the late Roger Ebert are better qualified to make a comment on black women and wives LOL

Good ole youtube. Serving as a forum for anonymous history and culture experts since, whenever. Blessings on your journey, dear.

2 of ny favourite people. Conan and Keegan.

I fucking love conan

Damn, he sounds EXACTLY like Obama!

These mad tv players were brilliant very talented.

My 2 fave scenes in the show xD

if people think this is only about black women and calling them a biiiiitttcchh, go do it to any woman. they no likey.

The bitch sketch is arguably their best sketch

keegan is THE MAN!!!! He can play anybody, and do it well ;)

I love this guy!

am I the only one disturbed at how 'Black Wives' are represented?

The way he looks, he doesn't even need to say a word to be funny! Lol

key and peele are so freaking funny!

Key and Peele work so well together.

haha! what do these two know about black wives?

I'm Benjamin Giraud and this is hunt the truth ;)

Love this dude.

Awesome!

the moonlight literally shining off his bald head

trump wouldn't need an anger translator

I love this guy

All eyes on you toBLESS YOU!

Hines. Bring back coach hines.

He said black wives are scary!

I like Conan's laugh XDDDDD

I would love to see him to coach hines bits again!!

Hmm... my black girlfriend seems pretty normal. Better not marry her if she going to turn crazy. Oh dear lord dont let her read this! Edit 24/12/2014: She was crazy, now with a sensibly minded Polish girl instead.

Here is the thing to those of you saying it is just comedy and Black Women should just lighten up. Most comedians usually make jokes based on their personal experience. This man from what I have heard was raised by a White Woman and he is married to a White Woman she looks older than him too. The joke would be funny if he was saying it from personal experience, but he has no frame of reference to draw from, therefore all he is doing is perpetuating a negative stereotype, that seems to haunt Black Women like myself. My Black Mother and Father have been married for decades and my mom treats my father just like a woman should. He is not complaining. I am sick of hearing especially from Black Men how ____________ (insert negative comment) Black Women are. Enough already.

Anyone have the link to the bachelorette video?

“At Christmas time, you just get knives” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Benjamin Giraud?

Says the man who is married to an old white lady and was adopted by a white lady lol. Sorry Key, but you don't get to make those cliche black wife jokes if you're not married to one. I would never make a degrading racist remark about black men because I'm not married to one! :)

I like these guys...

that is soo awesome! ur so lucky

Although I think Keegn is very funny and talented, making this comment about Black Wives in general is very derogatory and sets up a continuous negative perception of black women. When you take the time and effort to study African American history before 1865, it is clear that the Black woman was not only raped by her masters but was not allowed to marry the father of her children. In addition, her children were often sold to the highest bidder. This history should not be forgotten, nor abused.

I really don’t feel comfortable with black or mixedrace men who don’t date Black women making any types of comments about black women especially comments that perpetuate false and harmful stereotypes

that time when Conan had a thriving mullet. wowza!

cool didnt know they were on conan!!

Billy Nevels is right, it is just acting. But he isn't helping the already bad stigma that black women get by making that comment on national television. Funny? Yes. Helpful to black women? Nope.

keegans wife is white, and 12 years old than him

Truth!!

My favorite comedian in the world.

Yet he's divorcing his white wife...

Whynt you say something good about black women? Tired of being out down!

I love how the Death Star is behind the studio....

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he does lie though.

Looking into the comment section I came to the conclusion that we cant say anything anymore. I am sure someone got offended by what I wrote now. Its comedy people. Just lighten up a bit.

Mr. Key is brilliant!!!!!!!!

Totally agree.

I don't see how what he said was offensive. Some people commenting probably have never even watched a single episode of Key and Peele. Get a grip and step away from the keyboard.

I know what's scarier, LATINA WIVES!

Anybody got a link to that clip of Clark on the bachelorette???

Steve Martin (growing up)… Then there was Chris Farley (the late great) and now Keegan-Michael Key - Currently my favorite comedian/Comic actor of our time. It's like you have genius… Then you add a bit of genius to that. Now add on like 5X more genius and you only began to approach the genius of this dude...

Funny guy but I think he should stay away from jokes knocking black wives when you've never had one or a black mother who was a black wife for you to draw on from experience. I hate being the person who over-analyzes a flippen joke but yea, I wasn't feeling it 9 years later after learning he's been married twice, neither a black woman and the fact that he wasn't raised by a black woman which is fine but colors the joke differently for me when learning those facts. Again very funny dude.

it disappointments me people still support Obama

This man is so damn cool

Love that guy from MADtv.

1:35 he is sooo animated lol

You know what I do? I just sit back and enjoy the clip.

I love it when he talks like Will Smith brings a lot of good memories back.

i love the "bitch" one the most. my sister and i joke around with it alot. its really funny

True True.

i like the chef chopped parody type thing key and peele did

2:51 what show is this clip from? Conan said show but ....

1:36 I thought he was gonna say "You have to shloooooisticate him."