Playing a Chocolate Record
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Q) Why are there comments from a week ago when this video has just gone live today?
A) Patrons usually have early access to videos. I'll show the first version of a video on Patreon and often the feedback I get results in a video going through further revisions to improve it. e.g. Fix audio issues, clarify points, add extra footage or cut extraneous things out. The video that goes live on youtube is the final version.
@bobblum5973 3 жыл бұрын
"You have good taste in music." versus "You have good tasting music." :D
@mask1776 3 жыл бұрын
Misplaced Modifiers
@brianh.000 3 жыл бұрын
hehehehe.
@Art7220 3 жыл бұрын
They don't want music with good taste, they want music that tastes good.
@brondlie 3 жыл бұрын
this is an underrated comment
@bobblum5973 3 жыл бұрын
"Sounds great!" "Less filling!" "SOUNDS GREAT!" "LESS FILLING!" *"SOUNDS GREAT!!!"* *"LESS FILLING!!!"* _Physical altercation ensues..._ (Variation on an American beer commercial, some years ago.)
@kwaitefuni9152 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine listening to Chocolate Rain on a chocolate record.
@vallisdaemonumofficial 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@a.t2dark 3 жыл бұрын
That's make sense
@tyanag9938 3 жыл бұрын
or candy rain lol
@lethauntic 3 жыл бұрын
Aside from that being a bad song, that would be fitting.
@heavy0119 3 жыл бұрын
**I move away from the mic to breathe in
@ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the fact that it works at all is pretty impressive.
@Eduardo_Espinoza Жыл бұрын
Chocolate's more impressive than me
@axelvetter 3 жыл бұрын
"Gosh, you've put on some weight!" "Well, I had a double album."
@phydeux 3 жыл бұрын
Or you go to Richard Simmons after having an anthology delivered.
@BiloGadget 3 жыл бұрын
@@phydeux or you could just nom some straight lard, thatll work just as good
@phydeux 3 жыл бұрын
@@BiloGadget That doesn't make any sense in the context of this video.
@BiloGadget 3 жыл бұрын
@@phydeux thats my sense of humor for ya
@samdoherty2284 3 жыл бұрын
The Beatles - The White Chocolate Album
@dylanplug59 3 жыл бұрын
im surprised willy wonka never thought of this
@nbacivilnba8950 3 жыл бұрын
he should start mass-producing it
@VskutkuTrigen 3 жыл бұрын
who do u think this is inspired by ? :D
@scrollandsurf 3 жыл бұрын
oompa loompa distracks coming soon in chocolate form
@haydentourtelotte1685 3 жыл бұрын
Oompa loompa’s punching the air rn
@Cay9z 3 жыл бұрын
@QRS Records and Radio he didn't even watch it shiiii, its called a chocolate factory but hes talking about will wonka never thought of this
@mackyrulez756 3 жыл бұрын
"what's your favorite kind of music?" "Dark chocolate"
@colinr0380 3 жыл бұрын
"I prefer the music of Hot Chocolate myself"
@trshowinfo8714 3 жыл бұрын
@@colinr0380 “I do fancy myself some Hot chocolate but I prefer the bass in white chocolate”
@Druggy-Doggo 3 жыл бұрын
You have great tasting music Joker
@calvinscarvings.66 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ivetofta6084 3 жыл бұрын
@@colinr0380 In reality, that would sound like heavy metal
@reeferbot502 3 жыл бұрын
"i dont have a sense of taste" i dont know man, that's a pretty nice shirt
@edmundscycles1 3 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tish!
@Dontridemynick 3 жыл бұрын
facts
@jacekszychowski4919 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant :)
@WilliamBode 3 жыл бұрын
Shirts available in the merch store, I want want one!
@RealNovgorod 3 жыл бұрын
"That explains a lot."
@UndeadScavenger 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta hand it to the Brits: Things: *go terribly wrong* Reaction: "Well that was a bit of a shame" 😂
@I_Punch_Demons 3 жыл бұрын
American: Things "Fucked up" Reaction: "GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT STUPID THING" 5 min later: "Overall I recommend this product"
@pierreandferb 3 жыл бұрын
bit sad innit
@SpencerBrewerOG 3 жыл бұрын
@@I_Punch_Demons Am American, can confirm.
@whenwhen2284 3 жыл бұрын
@@I_Punch_Demons I am embarrassed about how accurate this is, as thats coming from someone who lived most their life in the US
@TorreFernand 3 жыл бұрын
Well you know, stiff upper lip
@joeharley1423 3 жыл бұрын
‘I put this record in the fridge this morning’ - No one in human history has ever said that before.
@andeleon6838 2 жыл бұрын
He just made history omg
@badgerlordpatrick6493 2 жыл бұрын
The 60s were a crazy time. It wouldn't surprise me if somebody in San Fracisco has actually done that before. Maybe on purpose.
@joeharley1423 2 жыл бұрын
@@badgerlordpatrick6493 On second thought you are probably right there.
@Stettafire Жыл бұрын
@@badgerlordpatrick6493 I'm 99% sure I had a relative who put tapes in the fridge. My family is very strange
@AutPen38 Жыл бұрын
In Antarctica they used to put records in the fridge to stop them gettig covered in ice. No one wants their needle skating.
@nonna_sof5889 3 жыл бұрын
Still sounds better than a HitClip.
@TakZIG11 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit 😳I haven’t thought about hitclip since the year 2000
@Jako1987 3 жыл бұрын
@@TakZIG11 Time to watch Techmoans video about it!
@carloscalzone8264 3 жыл бұрын
Man, they're really taking this "consumer" thing WAY too far.
@gyrgrls 3 жыл бұрын
At least it's better than eating plastic.
@gyrgrls 3 жыл бұрын
@securitycountercheck =Whoosh!=
@lemon6531 3 жыл бұрын
@@gyrgrls I’m pretty sure they were joking too
@Schattengewaechs99 2 жыл бұрын
Does that count as planned obsolescence?
@boredyoutubeuser 4 ай бұрын
You make me want to eat some calzone rings, your name is making me hungry.
@picklechicken8396 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey man I just upped the thermostat by a few degrees it’s getting cold in here” “YOU WHAT!?”
@mymeattypebeats2015 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated!
@johnnybon258 Жыл бұрын
Rip chocolate record
@johnnybon258 Жыл бұрын
It’s melted now
@AhDollar 4 ай бұрын
spencer's butter sculpture
@TheRip72 3 жыл бұрын
"I looked round the house trying to find a suitable record player". How few people can actually say that?
@brapcast 3 жыл бұрын
Most people who frequent this channel?
@maxsnow9952 3 жыл бұрын
@QRS Records and Radio and we need to knwo
@Tuberex 3 жыл бұрын
everyone can
@baalhater2425 3 жыл бұрын
not many
@errilhl 3 жыл бұрын
Well... not my apartment (no room) but I was looking through stuff at my dad's, planning to set up a decent stereo system after renovations are done, and I found at least 5 different record players, of varying quality and probably some in some type of disrepair, but... it's not that uncommon, I think :D
@jutulporten 3 жыл бұрын
Mission Impossible should have used these instead of tape players! "This delicious message will self-destruct as soon as you eat it!"
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but wheres the fun in that... everybody loves exploding tape players
@ColtaineCrows 3 жыл бұрын
Their agents might not be much good if they have to consume a large amount of chocolate records on the regular.
@pHD77 3 жыл бұрын
@@ColtaineCrows "This is your mission, should you choose to accept it. Now, EAT THE MESSAGE!"
@AngelGonzalez-ij8xm 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a Norm Macdonald joke lol
@EC-ms1jr 3 жыл бұрын
I would imagine they would eat it and think, "Hm not bad, needs more of this." Also I don't think they would want crumbs on whatever clothing they were wearing so they might not like the idea of a chocolate record.
@bernlin2000 3 жыл бұрын
Considering how easily chocolate can melt in many environments, I'm impressed any sound came out at all!
@SSJfraz 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, a music format I can sink my teeth into.
@leonidastheodoropoulos5642 3 жыл бұрын
You don’t want to know how many things I have tried.
@bigbrothertw 3 жыл бұрын
you... you did not
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 жыл бұрын
Finally a edible record that wont cost me hundereds in dentist bills
@CT-vm4gf 3 жыл бұрын
Oh dear
@lisocampos8080 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds sweet
@lindendrache8998 3 жыл бұрын
Being type 1 diabetic, having lost sense of smell and taste and being almost blind on one eye if I remember correctly... but never lost the sense of humour. And all that while being such a wonderful and charismatic person! I just love your videos, Matt!
@Techmoan 3 жыл бұрын
That’s it - it could be worse. 👍
@AutPen38 Жыл бұрын
Surely the next step is to review old hi-fi equipment while being deaf. Getting old has the benefit of reducing tape hiss even without Dolby noise reduction.
@imissmypencils 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when the needle ruined the chocolate record.
@randomdude197 3 жыл бұрын
This man wasted his money and you're laughing? 😢
@psychedelicpsycho6019 3 жыл бұрын
@Random Dude yeah that was hilarious
@randomdude197 3 жыл бұрын
@@psychedelicpsycho6019 lmao
@olliegoria 3 жыл бұрын
honestly I don't think I expected anything else
@Ewok009 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomdude197 LMAF ! 😂
@fraggit 3 жыл бұрын
Yikes, the dedication is awesome, from record needle to insulin needle in one video.
@arekrekas213 3 жыл бұрын
what do you mean by i have an abundance of one of the needed supplies for this
@gabrielv.4358 Жыл бұрын
oof
@Malkmusianful 5 ай бұрын
Can't believe insulincore sounds like a cylinder
@PlainlyDifficult 3 жыл бұрын
mmmm chocolate
@is0p0d 3 жыл бұрын
A Brief History of: the First Techmoan Chocolate Record Disaster
@ethanmcmanamey5164 3 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here
@KirikaMaga 3 жыл бұрын
You came to watch this chocolate disaster ??
@_lucatron48_2 3 жыл бұрын
MM.. FOOD on some mmmm chocolate
@MonadoBoy16 3 жыл бұрын
Chocolate?? CHOCOLATE?? CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@AmaroqStarwind 3 жыл бұрын
An audiobook-reading of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in multiple chocolate records, one for each chapter. And also with a hard honey-based glaze that won't be so horrifically scratched up while also keeping the chocolate's shape during operation in higher-than-expected temperatures. And yes, add a nice, crunchy inner wafer to the disc to help maintain its structural integrity. Don't forget to refrigerate your chocolate records when you store them! I would recommend a high-efficiency chest freezer.
@chrispenn715 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant - "l've ate a bit - now I'd better go and find me insulin'. Love it! Next week an electric chocolate teapot.....
@hjalfi 3 жыл бұрын
Chocolate teapots are old hat. Not that I'm endorsing chocolate hats, mind. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p8dmps6Ttq6omGQ.html
@TimeLemur6 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a brilliantly disastrous idea.
@Flymochairman1 3 жыл бұрын
Is the chocolate tea-pot not more of a Big Clive Dot Com type of experiment? XD
@TimeLemur6 3 жыл бұрын
@@Flymochairman1 Only if he's complaining about the heating element, not the chocolate melting.
@OSW 3 жыл бұрын
the fidelity of this video is incredible. The image is so sharp! Awesome work.
@SoggySoup 3 жыл бұрын
No kidding. Why tf is it so clear.
@Alexander_l322 3 жыл бұрын
@Abstractism yea and it tried to play at 480p for me until I changed it to 2160p
@csr2537 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they use 12K camera
@Brascofarian 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Good job Techmoan. Please review the camera!
@timweber4318 3 жыл бұрын
@Abstractism And he knows how to use it and has good lighting. Some KZfaqrs like LinusTechTips have way better and more expensive Cameras and loads of equipment, but the Video doesnt't look better at all. Sometimes, Techmoans Vid do look better, because he makes probably more takes, sets everything up properly and uses some good lights.
@Athena-hq4cp 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine it being a rickroll
@hyperjohn6627 3 жыл бұрын
Lol that would have been epic
@AutPen38 Жыл бұрын
"Never gonna eat you up".
@RemyRatrigue Жыл бұрын
kiddo no
@jochenstacker7448 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Techmoan buys a record that he can't play or eat, so we can enjoy the video anyway. Happy Xmas Techmoan!
@o0julek0o 3 жыл бұрын
Twice!
@AvengerDK 3 жыл бұрын
I guess we finally heard the brown note.
@mrnmrn1 3 жыл бұрын
Nice! xD
@dailyvault 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you win the Internet for today. Well played!
@AronDaPecsy 3 жыл бұрын
There is another way
@AdamAwesombrero 3 жыл бұрын
*Slow clap*
@cap1234 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@peteclock2855 3 жыл бұрын
"I've put the record in the fridge this morning" That is my new favourite sentence and I will use it to mess with people
@shimtest 3 жыл бұрын
next day headline: "Techmoan hospitalized after eating record"
@JonahBj 3 жыл бұрын
☝️ Presenting to the emergency room with lo-fi emia.
@traxonwax 3 жыл бұрын
That was a “killer” cut!
@bert7341 3 жыл бұрын
@@JonahBj "emia, meaning presence in the blood..."
@phydeux 3 жыл бұрын
The music was lo-fi, but the blood sugar was hi-fi, and his seizure was psychedelic.
@anthonywyattStylist 3 жыл бұрын
Yea... For covid loss of taste
@maxmephistru 3 жыл бұрын
People in the 1980s: Just imagine what great technology we'll have in 40 years! People in 2020: We finally made a playable chocolate record!
@adenowirus 3 жыл бұрын
German company Stollwerck Chocolate was making chocolate records and special players for them back in 1903.
@ericdavis9683 3 жыл бұрын
@@adenowirus Wow, just looked it up and its just absolutely fascinating
@Oystein87 3 жыл бұрын
Not really... This is older than the 80's
@maxmephistru 3 жыл бұрын
@@adenowirus So no progress for 117 years
@CptJistuce 3 жыл бұрын
80s: "Record? But what happened to the compact disk? It was just taking off!" 2K20: "It was too clean. There's no warmth once you remove the surface noise and the pops. We wanted a more analog sound." 80s: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
@thelegendarymagikarp8295 3 жыл бұрын
He made a separate, shorter video for people that just want to hear the record even though the video is already plenty to the point. What a man
@Zveebo 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to play this on my extremely expensive laser record player for absolutely pristine audio quality.
@TheOldScoola 3 жыл бұрын
Woah! You gonna melt into the grooves?
@MetalTrabant 3 жыл бұрын
Has anyone actually bought those?
@mal2ksc 3 жыл бұрын
@@franky9928 They're basically lab equipment for restoration specialists, at this point. That's pretty much the one niche they occupy that nothing else does.
@traxonwax 3 жыл бұрын
Needs that device that just records the grooves as an image and then from the extremely detailed image, create the audio. Like what they did with the worlds oldest known recording. Phonaudiograph
@Oystein87 3 жыл бұрын
As the kids say: LOL
@Raren789 3 жыл бұрын
"Caretaker - Everything at the end of time" but it's chocolate
@cheesofthefleece7956 3 жыл бұрын
I'd need the chocolate afterwards
@hydrodoxxed2 3 жыл бұрын
why the fuck does this album follow me everywhere
@Oliver-gd7uf 3 жыл бұрын
@@hydrodoxxed2 it's an instant classic
@xilpes6254 3 жыл бұрын
*Starts melting as the stages continue*
@thomas.j.s 3 жыл бұрын
@Smells Ahoy! *Chocolate 6 is without taste.*
@CyrusBennett-bv8np 3 жыл бұрын
This would really “fudge” up your record player
@MASTEROFEVIL Жыл бұрын
100th like
@BROTRRer 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in a black metal band and I think I just found the perfect medium for our next album
@webchimp 3 жыл бұрын
How about liquorish?
@Loweko1170 3 жыл бұрын
BEHOLD THE INNATE ENDING THAT COMES TO ALL THINGS, AS DEATH STALKS US ALL. The delicious, delicious ending.
@8bitwiz_ 3 жыл бұрын
Dark chocolate, of course.
@cam182 3 жыл бұрын
This whats gonna be used if theres a special edition record of chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water by limp bizkit
@phydeux 3 жыл бұрын
The chocolate should be as bitter as the lyrics.
@sesa2984 Жыл бұрын
I have to say, when the music started playing...I smiled despite myself. I'm one of those who gets sad when Christmas ends and everyone starts shutting their lights off. I keep mine up appropriately til Candlemas. That just made me so happy to hear that. 🎄
@rotwang83 3 жыл бұрын
So finally it's official. Crosley record players will destroy your records (if they're made of chocolate 😅 ).
@AlexTenThousand 3 жыл бұрын
"Chocolate record" sounds like something Willy Wonka came up with.
@locust76 3 жыл бұрын
Or Tay Zonday
@nottodaypal2143 3 жыл бұрын
@@locust76 Chocolate Rain on a chocolate record , that's just to sweet 😂
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 жыл бұрын
@salamihawk. You beat mento it
@weatherseed8994 3 жыл бұрын
Or George Clinton.
@albinakemet 3 жыл бұрын
@@nottodaypal2143 no chocolate rain is not a chocolate record it is digital .
@discbreakerchanel8180 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if there is a record player made out of candy.
@gynaecide4382 3 жыл бұрын
@ZAHARIA IUSTINA-MARIA I know what else is hard.. ;)
@apocalypticblox2346 3 жыл бұрын
@@gynaecide4382 your head.
@gynaecide4382 3 жыл бұрын
@@apocalypticblox2346 No, my dick
@Agent24Electronics 3 жыл бұрын
You maybe could, actually. Suck a candy-cane down to a needle point, attach to a waffle cone...? Make the turntable mechanism hand-crank driven, from hard candy, and a cabinet of gingerbread? Hmm...
@apocalypticblox2346 3 жыл бұрын
@@Agent24Electronics but it wouldn’t function.
@unfinishedthought 3 жыл бұрын
"now I better go find some insulin" got me laughing out loud 😂
@barryholt9564 3 жыл бұрын
Hope he was just kidding, "You had us in the first half", guy, nobody's expecting you to go making yourself Ill!
@Crusader1089 3 жыл бұрын
@@barryholt9564 Matt is a diabetic, so he would no joke need to take a measure of insulin after eating some chocolate.
@sanches2 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed at that one too :) it's showing nice sence of humour as well as dedication:)
@maesto 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he took another bite after saying that.
@VintageTechFan 3 жыл бұрын
@@maesto No problem at all since he is Type I, which means he can't produce insulin .. with modern therapies you can pretty much eat anything you want, you just have to compensate for it. There are limits for the total carb amount though, so if its high in sugar you will stay quite hungry after using up the budget. (Type II is an insulin tolerance, you can only limit carbs for this.)
@JasonHalversonjaydog 3 жыл бұрын
could've had that song "chocolate rain" on it! LOL
@therealdennisprager 3 жыл бұрын
Tay zonday! Unfortunately the song is copyrighted so I don’t think it’s possible
@AltName7 3 жыл бұрын
I think it would muddle the messaging if it was actually on a chocolate record.
@user-kn5ol8ck8s 3 жыл бұрын
AltName7 There is no message worth listening too on chocolate rain so its fine.
@demigodgamez 3 жыл бұрын
Mom: "Don't play with your food." Me with my food:
@exMuteKid 2 жыл бұрын
It's yOuR hapPy mEaL!
@joshuascholar3220 3 жыл бұрын
He gets to EVERY audio format!
@alexm566 3 жыл бұрын
video formats too!
@deaultusername 3 жыл бұрын
@@Baerchenization If real you should post a link or some more information, be an interesting video
@adamsimmons631 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently Bill Hailey is going to release “Rock Around The Choc” ........
@marcsm2008 3 жыл бұрын
Have a thumbs up, man. You made me laugh.
@mtechnics37 3 жыл бұрын
Very Good !!!
@burtbackattack 3 жыл бұрын
Worth a like for how bad it was! 🤦🏻👍🏻
@martifingers 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently Hot Chocolate released one of these in the 70s but it melted...
@martifingers 3 жыл бұрын
As did Bowie actually with The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from "Mars" . (I'll get my coat...)
@meistroldcontent 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *Goes on diet* KZfaq: CHOCOLATE RECORD
@opinionday0079 3 жыл бұрын
" Oh I almost forgot... to eat the record .." You don't hear that line very often....... if ever.
@locke103 3 жыл бұрын
i dont blame him, really. if i'm gonna eat something like that, it damn well better be worth the insulin shot.
@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 3 жыл бұрын
Did he eat it, for the record or on the record‽ kzfaq.info/get/bejne/esB3Y8-GvdDclo0.html
@psisis7423 3 жыл бұрын
Seems like some cabalistic ritual
@Siddhartha13 3 жыл бұрын
"We wish you a merry Christmas (The Caretaker Remix)"
@Qwerty_7 3 жыл бұрын
when's christmas again?
@vriskamoder 3 жыл бұрын
fuck
@vinnyrocks5886 3 жыл бұрын
Souliousery it’s just a burning memory really
@William_3DS 3 жыл бұрын
OH NO
@ii_Cove 3 жыл бұрын
we wish you a burning memory
@nesquik1001 3 жыл бұрын
1900's: "I bet we'll have flying cars in the future" 2020's: "Chocolate record, take it or leave it"
@realtalk6195 3 жыл бұрын
We've had flying cars for decades, they're called helicopters. Not sure why people expect cars that fly by magic. The rotors are either going to be on the top, or on the bottom like a hovercar but will need far more energy to fly higher and it's going to disrupt people below it.
@PhoticSneezeOne 3 жыл бұрын
Pro Tip: For the true audiophile experience, you might want to put it in a freezer for a few hours before playing !
@nunyabiznes33 3 жыл бұрын
Enjoy that crisp sound!
@Fluteboy 3 жыл бұрын
Like they do with their damn cables! Bless them.
@eDoc2020 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be careful. If ice crystals form it will add lots of noise.
@AutPen38 Жыл бұрын
The ice would make the needle skate.
@WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart Жыл бұрын
@@eDoc2020 then you coat it in dry ice instead
@daShare 3 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine ordering one of those records in the Australian summer and opening a puddle of chocolate.
@TheDeadfast 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed. I imagine the Christmas special in particular might not sound particularly great!
@steviebboy69 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I was going to say that, particularly on a 45.Celsius plus day. it would melt real quick even a real record would warp.
@andrewgwilliam4831 3 жыл бұрын
And he didn't explain how countries' different electrical systems would affect playback. Worst. Video. Ever!
@VintageTechFan 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewgwilliam4831 Australia and the UK are compatible regarding this (well .. they were still part of the same empire when electricity took off..)
@TheOldScoola 3 жыл бұрын
Andrew Gwilliam shut the fuck up dude leave him alone he’s successful you’re not
@boredyoutubeuser 4 ай бұрын
Chocolate vinyl records never fail to impress me, also the song gives me the nostalgic feeling of Christmas.
@cammyboy011 3 жыл бұрын
Techmoan putting his health on the line for our knowledge and understanding. That's dedication right there! 👍😎
@Sam-go3mb 3 жыл бұрын
From the 'Rok-Blok' to all Crosley products, Techmoan has always put the health of his ears in jeopardy.
@camtomlee 3 жыл бұрын
Would be useful for sending disappearing messages- much tastier than a self-destructing tape recorder!
@nuNWO 3 жыл бұрын
Mission Impossible reboot with chocolate sponsor product placement!
@10385142 3 жыл бұрын
Better they don;t try in in warmer climates.
@EnderalRocks 3 жыл бұрын
4:32 For anyone who just wants to hear it and move on But I recommend you watch it all, it's interesting
@raudiobrown 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, that warm analog sound! ;o]
@Jamato-sUn 3 жыл бұрын
Straight out of the freezer, ironically!
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully not to warm pr it might melt
@GataZGinkgo 3 жыл бұрын
that's not analog, that's chocolog!
@MrJ0mmy 3 жыл бұрын
for a channel called Techmoan he hardly ever moans about tech
@TimmyJoe633 3 жыл бұрын
He did a video a few years back that can't seem to find any more, where he explains why he chose not to go down the route of moaning, but kept the name.
@james-5560 3 жыл бұрын
Stop moaning
@RealNovgorod 3 жыл бұрын
Nor has the man any techno.
@NiGHTSaturn 3 жыл бұрын
He already owned the url techmoan.com so he kept it like this.
@RealNovgorod 3 жыл бұрын
@@NiGHTSaturn technoman.com was taken? From its looks it couldn't have been that long.
@Beaula2 2 жыл бұрын
“You’ve heard it I’ve eaten it Now I best go find me insulin” 😂🤣
@TheHammerofDissidence 3 жыл бұрын
I find 85% cacao gives the flattest frequency response when played back.
@ageary 3 жыл бұрын
That's the sweetest thing I've heard all year
@andygriffith5160 3 жыл бұрын
Leave
@ant51006 3 жыл бұрын
“man, this song is sweet, what is it”
@solarbirdyz 3 жыл бұрын
...I can't believe that worked. At all. I'm genuinely impressed in a very... confused way. Well done, FoodIsArt.
@Chickenpatty878 3 жыл бұрын
Right?! That definitely seems like something you could lie about and get away with, but it actually works!
@AutPen38 Жыл бұрын
Edison's wax cylinders were made of... wax. Chocolate isn't all that different really. It tastes nicer though!
@matthewjensen8681 3 жыл бұрын
Holy cow, I had no idea that you were a Type 1. I am too!! It's so cool to know that people you admire and enjoy watching share something like that with you. That really made my day.
@floatpvnk Жыл бұрын
Are you able to taste things?
@matthewjensen8681 Жыл бұрын
@@floatpvnk Yes! I'm pretty sure a lack of taste isn't a symptom of being diabetic. I can taste just fine, at least.
@tygical Жыл бұрын
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@coffeecaim2527 3 жыл бұрын
Great video. Really interesting how records can be made from chocolate and can still be played like normal ones. I'm also type 1 diabetic so I can relate to this as you'd need to work out the carbs and stuff before being able to eat it. Nice video!
@anchorbubba 3 жыл бұрын
the vu meter is so beautifully sensitive and accurate, i cant help staring at it
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 жыл бұрын
They dont make them like that anymore
@stepheng8779 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 watch last week, they do.
@cptcrogge 3 жыл бұрын
Its a little bright tho D:
@worldtraveler930 3 жыл бұрын
I still enjoy it.
@vorpi 3 жыл бұрын
4:32 when 'The Caretaker' rolled in
@spacepawdity4973 3 жыл бұрын
That’s either stage 2 or 3
@a.f.nik.4210 3 жыл бұрын
not enough slow or reverb, but the quality and the crackle reminds me of... wait what are we talking about again?
@chickenflavor9880 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5p-i9J7u9qyfZ8.html
@queueuof 3 жыл бұрын
@@a.f.nik.4210 we wish you a merry- uh, umm, uh
@arkuai 3 жыл бұрын
Wait who?
@bonedagger 3 жыл бұрын
No sense of taste might mean an increase in the other senses, an increased sense of sound for the man who has an ear for quality and also an eye for it. Keep up the good work.
@edwardalexander9486 3 жыл бұрын
We wish you a Merry Christmas too! Let your 2021 be as good as 2019 (we don't mention 2020 round these parts).
@Nolroa 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@codeman99-dev 3 жыл бұрын
Well... I hope 2021 better than both. 2019 was a very difficult year for me financially.
@TheRealColBosch 3 жыл бұрын
How soon we forget that 2019 was pretty damn miserable. Not as bad as 2020, but still terrible.
@izools 3 жыл бұрын
I've got to applaud you for not letting your medical conditions get in the way of such incredible content creation. Almost brought a tear to my eye. Really, thank you. You do phenomenal work and are a true inspiration.
@petermconnolly 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! I was born 1968, diagnosed Sept 1976 (After the hot summer heatwave). Were you brought up with The Ames Rupert Bear book with Sid Syringe. "Never ever rub the spot where Sid Syringe has left his dot". I've been a subscriber for a while. It's always lovely to hear from another member of our very exclusive club!
@TRMasterZED 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for your splendid Videos, they are so enjoyable. I wish you a merry Christmas as well.
@DT-dc4br 3 жыл бұрын
the mrs just asked what I'm doing. "Looking up the hardness of caramel on tinterwebs to see if confectionary based records would have been a viable alternative to shellac"
@ninjapants7688 3 жыл бұрын
Some time ago a band called "Shout Out Louds" made a mould you could make an ice record out of. It's really neat.
@colvinscorner 3 жыл бұрын
your face when the record actually started playing recognizable music, priceless hahaha. Awesome video as always!
@TomboLP 3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas, Techmoan! Thank you for all the wonderful videos.
@marknc9616 3 жыл бұрын
I would suggest playing a chocolate record on a laser turntable. This eliminates the needle contact issues.
@mattgreen5351 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Christmas, Mr Moan. Thanks for getting me through 2020 with your brilliant channel.
@deanrussell2224 3 жыл бұрын
You’ve got to admit if there’s an obscure format around here is the place to see it demonstrated 👍
@harrychalcraft6371 3 жыл бұрын
"Maybe one day, I can play a chocolate record!" - Yeah we all thing about that every day mate.
@AndersEngerJensen 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, brilliant! You’ve heard it, I’ve ate a bit. I better get my insulin! 😂 I won’t be making my records available on this though... gonna be a lossy project in all aspects of the word! 🤪
@juergenbernhard5442 3 жыл бұрын
not to mention the "care" some postal services treat their items. How often did I get chocolate broken into pieces already. No way to play a broken record o matter how much it cost you :-D
@rivards1 3 жыл бұрын
It would be a sweet format for some CoCo music!
@moeta486 3 жыл бұрын
People have made similar things on wood and acrylic using a laser cutter.
@adamgill 3 жыл бұрын
4:36 - Did anyone else shout "Yaaaay!" at that point? :D
@davidfordyoyoguy 7 ай бұрын
When CDs were fairly new, I got a CD made of bubble gum for a birthday and it took my family over 10 minutes to get me to realize that "bubble gum" isn't a band and I can't listen to it. I have to eat it. They got me the Green Day "Dookie" cassette, though. Loved it
@BlueOceanBelow 3 жыл бұрын
We need a Fruit-by-the-Foot Tefifon now.
@solarwalkman 3 жыл бұрын
Put me down for 20.
@phydeux 3 жыл бұрын
@@cellpat7392 - Nah, 8-track would have to be done using Air Heads X-tremes. One color per track.
@hbp_ 3 жыл бұрын
"I’m not sure they even make these anymore" I wasn't honestly expecting anything that is still manufactured.
@321findus 3 жыл бұрын
For a second there I got flashbacks to Everywhere at the end of time
@LeftoverBeefcake 3 жыл бұрын
My two song choices would have been: We Wish You A Yummy Christmas Deck The Halls With Bars Of Chocolate
@TheRussianMint 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the blue light bar in the background is synced with his voice haha who else spotted that ?
@twistedpeanuts6958 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, is that edited in or what?
@TheRussianMint 3 жыл бұрын
@@twistedpeanuts6958 I don't think it is, he's not good at editing if I remember right but I could see him acc wiring it in haha
@Artyom1247 3 жыл бұрын
Its from an earlier video where he was looking for good VU meters.
@thecrazeecow1682 3 жыл бұрын
There’s probably a mic in there and it gets bigger depending on the volume
@bobblum5973 3 жыл бұрын
@@Artyom1247 Yes, he was testing three of them in that video. I noticed it in the background right away.
@callofdutyblack1000 3 жыл бұрын
When you dropped the needle LOL I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in my whole life
@sunnohh 3 жыл бұрын
Not that there was any competition, but you have cemented the “my favorite tech youtuber” award for lifetime achievements with this video!
@Charlesb88 3 жыл бұрын
I once played a Hot Chocolate ☕record but never a milk chocolate record, lol.😃
@russellhltn1396 3 жыл бұрын
♫ Emma, Emmaline I'm gonna write your name high on that silver screen ♫
@skillamaroo4976 3 жыл бұрын
"Hello everyone this is YOUR daily dose of internet"
@maveric5381 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like some of my old LP's from the late 1960's so that's good enough for me. Merry Christmas.
@DiestroCorleone 3 жыл бұрын
When he took a bite of that chocolate record, my soul found peace.
@honeycloves- Жыл бұрын
that have me genuine chills. astonishing!!!
@brideoflister 3 жыл бұрын
Okay. That's pretty neat even if the audio quality is low.
@Mikey-ym6ok 3 жыл бұрын
The fact it played at all is mind blowing. I thought it might had been a gimmick.
@vwlssnvwls3262 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty cool! I rather like the way it sounded. Gives me good vibes, remembering listening to AM radio as a kid late at night when I was supposed to be sleeping.
@KiraPlaysGuitar 3 жыл бұрын
Wow. You are a legend for making the short version to share with my mates, I'm sure I'm the only one interested in the preamble among us. Great, great video and forethought.
@KK-bk3dm 3 жыл бұрын
Should've sent it to LGR so he could do a food review.
@AsellusPrimus 3 жыл бұрын
Why is that so relevant to my KZfaq algorithm?
@KK-bk3dm 3 жыл бұрын
@@AsellusPrimus Because your fat ass likes chocolate
@phydeux 3 жыл бұрын
It would get eaten by US Customs.
@JakobWinterborne 3 жыл бұрын
.
@BlazeYT_ 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@sashamarzetti3411 2 жыл бұрын
You are one of the best KZfaqrs! Never bored with your videos. Wish you happy holidays
@curtiswebster8095 3 жыл бұрын
Things in the back of my head: existential 2020 dread Things in the back of Mat's head: play a chocolate record
@SupaPhly0 3 жыл бұрын
that "whoops" in the first attempt had me laughing
@devlad 3 жыл бұрын
I was absolutely rolling
@cdscissor 3 жыл бұрын
Ey, my favorite former KZfaqr making a funny comment!
@Jamal_Tyrone 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't show the part where he fell to his knees screaming "Noooooooo!"
@Seras99 3 жыл бұрын
So one of techmoan’s biggest fans got to see a video early huh? Must be a patron person!
@ueberRegenbogen Жыл бұрын
We wish you chocolate Christmas! We wish you chocolate Christmas! We wish you chocolate Christmas, and a groove you can hear! (Groovy, baby!)
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