Oh woah hello mr blade

I came in just the right time to see a response from the Blade himself. Hello! Thanks for the fun memories Techno!

Tecnoblodeeeee Edit: no spelling mistakes

Bruh

The man, the myth, the legend. He shows up. Time to celebrate. 🎉🎊

Lol yes

He dropped out of college 🤷

@@leoshi8756 because Minecraft is the only thing he has the intellectual capacity for. "Acktchually, you have to have a very high IQ to play Minecraft..."

Ik at least 173k

facts

-Technoblade, as he talks in first person

techno said that

Technoblade talks in the third person literally all the time, dream

i I TECHNOBLADE

Timestamp pls ?

Bad: "Egg don't want you here, Puffy" Puffy: "Right back at ya, buckaroo." Techno: "This Wikipedia page has too many governmenty words."

@@burger7499lol

im not seeing any governmenty words here*@@burger7499

Can I have a link to that stream

indeed

𝗬𝘂𝗽!

@Matix 777 yes very

that part was hilarious cuz puffy and bad were just arguing and techno is just reading a Wikipedia page xD

That is very true

Rip wikipedia

One of the best underrated quotes in my opinion

And you know what that means

@@snowmangaming2255 Death? Death.

Down with the government!

Correction: Minecraft is the only thing I have the intellectual capacity for!

Ahah this is gold!

I love it

relatable

Technoblade 2020

o7

Skill issue

I miss him too. We all do. I wish you happier times and Peaceful mourning

I also remember exactly. It was late, I was actually getting up, ready to go to work since I had the graveyard shift. I had a few extra minutes, and saw the notification on my phone. I thought, 'oh cool Techno vid before work'. But then I read the title, and my thoughts changed. 'So long nerds? Is he quitting KZfaq or something?' But then the video started. And I began to get worried. Who was that man in the chair? Why was Techno's dog going up to him? Was this a face reveal? But then he spoke, and my confusion grew as he didn't sound like Techno. But then the words registered and a hole opened up in my heart. The tears came soon after, and I barely kept myself together long enough to watch the whole video. For the next 9 hours, I cried. All the way to work, during my 8 hours, and all the way back home. I had never cried as hard and as much as I did that day. It's one thing to hear someone has died, but another to hear they died, thinking about us instead of themselves. He may not have known none of us personally, but to us, he was a friend we could look to whenever we needed a pick me up. And now that he's gone... We can only make sure that he lives on through our memories. Sharing his stories with the next generation. Rest in Power Techno, you'll forever be remembered as the one and true King of Minecraft.

@@bronzeinkwell2590 “true king of minecraft” He and dream single-handedly ruined minecraft with their unfunny, boring and obnoxious content, Along with especially their cancerous fanbases, it was like covid being brought from asia to the west. Why are you praising him?

It's just incredible

it goes to another school*

_"My.... my house? Yeah, uh, you wouldn't know it. Its not, uh, from around here. It goes to another gated community. No I uh, i don't have any pictures because... because its really shy and its HOA is really strict and overprotective. And it's really uh, well, its actually, it is, its in canada actually, and-"_

@@scepticalhyenas5750 I love this

wait... SHE? CAN A HOUSE EVEN HAVE A GENDER

Awesome profile pic man I love that comic

Lmaooo

@@aaronkennedy7458 whats the name? curious lol

Whats the comic name?

@@acewmd. the comic is called Suicide boy. It's written by park g.

Rest in Power techno

"I could have been an engineer" -Markiplier

1:51

"I haven’t logged off" "wait you haven’t logged off the server" "yeah i've just been here" "well that's like that's like 14 hours" "revolution waits for no man"

400th like XD

“revolution waits for no man”

It's true. we don't log off, we just lose connection.

@@Nomaru_666_ sounds like the smp revolution was a hyperfixation from his adhd

I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY FOR!

I'm having fun. I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE FOR THIS.

English is my first language and I still have trouble with English words

@@maryorosco1027 same

AN*

Same vibe

Lol

dispenser going up

Omg yes. Now we just need a collab

Oh my god I love this comment so much

I wish I looked like this design of technoblade

@@idge_haq honestly same

Do you want technoblade to look like a god or a teen with crippling depeession

Y E S

They are all so good-

That’s because Techno is 10 times more terrifying than dream

Lmao yes

LOLOSUYDU IKR

dream is an ant compared to techno, he is terrified of techno he lost like 100k losing to techno, thats why he tries to make himself look better than techno lmao

Except for when he’s fighting a 30v1 or destroying lmanberg

@@bigz7246 Even then he's not taking things seriously.

Because he could control the entire smp with ease but he toys with the orphans.

He’s the only one that takes things serious and not at the same time

This is too true.

Your Stolas pfp poggggggg :D

I mean atleast he's doing 'ok'

Did you know he dropped out of college?? 😀

I would probably do that

Ok one that Stolas pfp is highly pog Two our names are the same but yours is spelled with two r’s

that's what I was imagining before I watched lol

@@leasiakatsuki2480 lol awesome xD

That’d be kinda funny

that be kinda horrifying

Lol yesss

"seeing a lot of govermenty words on this Wikipedia page" 😂😂🤣🤣

He has canonical access to Wikipedia

@@kuroganeshiroe4760 oh my god your right

@@kuroganeshiroe4760 His power... It's expanding!

He just fucking pulls out a dictionary and starts going through it.

Tbh tho, this has gotta be my favorite Techno design I’ve seen 👌

@@UnorthodoxDegeneracy YESSSS, i came to this animation just seeing his design like AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OMG I LUV IT

@@julieplaysd7272 same! I keep coming back mainly for the art style lolz

hes so freakin cute and I frickin love it-

And dream looks like a child, sorry but-

He screaming hence he doesn't know.

Nope Tommy wrote this

@@iphito7539 I know that.

@@TeaLurker *then why did you say “if that's what Techno actually wrote”?*

@@ghanig9948 emphasize if. So *if that ever happens*

@@TeaLurker that is not my question

Technoblade: Build girlfriend -Build girlfriend-

@@pablopereyra7126 LMAOAO

@@pablopereyra7126 BRUH LOL

Idk why but the universe decided to make me see your pfp at 3 AM 🥲

I'm not here for you -Angelica Schuyler

LOL

My favorite rivalsduo moment

...

Yup. RIP.

all but building a girlfriend lmao

well the girlfriend one needs to be explained i kinda want to know but also really don’t

@@waitaminute-113 That was Tommy's to do list Techno was covering for him

he had tommys back 1000%... then tommy screwed him for a little crumb of tubbos attention...

@@actor765 yeah Tommy is needy and a child, honestly people are like, “Ah Techno’s a villian!” And I’m like, “Bruh, wasn’t he the one who stated he was an anarchist before they took over Manberg and wanted to blow the place to heck? And wasn’t he almost executed WITHOUT a trial? Sorry who’s the villian here? ALSO ISNT HE THREE YEARS OLD NOW!?!” (Techno actually said that about his character though 😂)

we had already gotten used to his genius

No one talks about it because we’re too busy laughing

He gets away with it because canonically he talks to the voices in his head (chat)

Pfft- this comment should have a lot more likes.

Techno actually let creepers into the dirt house while Dream wasn’t looking and KABOOM, no more dirt house 😈

@@boomkruncher325zzshred5 isn't it made out of cobblestone?

He’s a legend, will always be, will never stop being.

@@Appleisanapple Its still explodable

*earring At least, I hope that's what you mean. Otherwise I'd be kinda concerned.

@@donuts564 CONSUME THE FRIENDSHIP

@@JackdawMori9510 XD

I immediately thought of passerine when techno took of his emerald earring because it reminded him of Phil.

How is your comment posted a day ago when this video was posted 8 hours ago-

I'm sorry are you me or something shxjkdaknsdkd

@@starkeeper_youtube BRUH LMAO IM DEAD

@@starkeeper_youtube DECEASED

I had a teacher say to me that sounds like an iss-you not an issme 💀

You're adopted "Sounds like a personal problem"

It was it was

yes

200 Years is gonna pass and this comment gonna be The Past

How long until techno rules the world mr.future

Your now from the past

“I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY FOR!”

My favorite bit

y e s

I know right, funny moments of other members last like a couple seconds or one or two lines, while Techno’s funny moments can last an entire skit (I could arguably separate Techno’s solo monologues up into one-liners, but Techno’s Potato War intro monologue for example just makes joke after joke back to back that it’s really hard to do that)

@@adlirez Exactly! But it's obvious that those things come to him so naturally that his jokes will usually be better or at least hit right more often

@@shysky5561 I know right?! The dude can make so many jokes out of lore on the spot that I'm glad the dropped English major still comes in handy for Techno For instance: "Are you tellin' me, that I have to click *multiple* times to kill a Zealot? *UNACCEPTABLE!* If you're unfamiliar with Skyblock, you're probably thinkin' I'm makin' a joke here and that I'm comedically overreactin', and it's not actually that big of a deal that I have to click a second time. WRONG! Okay? SkyBlock players understand the difference between killin' Zealots in one hit and killin' them in multiple hits. It's huge, alright? Zealots only attack you when you attack them first, so if you kill them in one hit you can farm hundreds even thousands of them per hour, easily; but if they survive the first hit, they are goin' to punch you in the face and take a huge chunk of your health bar, and you're gonna have to sit there, slowly regeneratin' your health as you think about your actions. This has actually caused like a huge wealth inequality in Skyblock, cuz rich players just go along farmin' millions of coins per hour easily while poorer players that don't have strong enough swords have to put in ten times the effort to get a fraction of the results, and even when poorer players are killin' Zealots, they're often kill-stolen by rich guys runnin' around at Mach 3 dealing 20,000 damage per hit. Thus SkyBlock demonstrates the class struggle inherent to capitalist systems which can only end, with the *risin' of the Proletariat!* You know on second thought I'm not gonna be a communist because the bourgeoisie have really high crit damage and I don't- I don't really wanna mess with that. *But I refuse to click multiple times on Zealots.* This is a matter of honor, okay? My ego will not *stand* for this kind of treatment!"

@@linchpin4647 the heck-

@@adlirezsorry i accidentally press it when i was asleep

He craves chaos in order, not in fasion

And slowly losing his sanity as well in the process

He is very good at getting under his skin, which is why dream seems so hesitant to use him even if techno is the strongest on the server.

Dream: I was getting tortured everyday Techno: That seems like a you problem

LOL I know right

It would work in any age demo, and given the correct voice, they could be characterized correctly

Same 😂

Same 😂

Everyone tries to speedrun a government before Techno eventually collapses it on them. The winner is the one who made the most progress with their government before Techno found out it exists.

@@CodeRed99911 TechnoSMP ‘can you make a government before The Blood God comes a’knockin?’

@@Boxygirl96 i mean pretty much

woulda been the best

"Thank for letting him live longer" 😭😭😭❤❤❤

This is actually the one thing that’s calming me down

Wait in piece or peace?

@@HCraftYT it was like 1 am and I’d been crying all day. My brain can’t handle spelling

@@fireyangle9317 i wasn’t trying to be mean or anything it was meant to be a joke.... 😓

@@HCraftYT oh ya I know! Sorry also if I sounded mean, I was just explaining why I spelled it wrong! ❤️

@canary made a compilation called "Dream and Technoblade arguing for 5 minutes straight" that had a counter. It was pretty funny. Here's the link if you want to watch - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i56bedhputi5aas.html

OH MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT

HAHa I loved that moment

366 lol

447 now

552

You have 699 likes😃😃😃lucky. I ain’t gonna be the person who ruins this beautifulness

705 likes, we have come far my children, I will not edit this comment anymore infact I will delete the edits so people can enjoy my comment more

potato supervillain

Epic😎😎

Siegel: "Techno! We're technically other brothers, so please don't die!" Techno: "Don't worry, little baby. Techno never dies!" Siegel: "I'M NOT A BABY!"

Technoblade never dies

Zzzzz

yet he did

😔❤️

i honestly don't know...