Egg's translations “You're familiar, do I know you?” “Tell me what you want, and I will give it to you” "Technoblade" "Silence"

24:54 "I just look at the egg and feel hungry" - Puffy "same" - Technoblade if Philza was there he would be like "lets turn it into a fucking omelet"

Egg: Talks to techno Technos chat: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOO

CaptainPuffy: “HES NOT A DOG BAD!” Techno: “carrot ranboo.....”

“Is this like a cult?” -Techno’s wise words

Techno: I can’t believe someone would kill another person Also Techno:(holds sword called orphan obliterater)

OH GOD ok so hear me out- The egg said to Techno, "You're familiar, do I know you?" We learned from the Tales of the SMP: The Masquerade that Sir Billiam was influenced by the egg, was protecting it, and was killing people to feed it. What if Techno and Sir Billiam are one and the same, and the egg remembers him from the past? Why didn't he ever mention this? Well, I heard a theory somewhere that Ranboo and Karl used to time travel together. Karl is afraid he is slowly losing his memory from all the traveling, so the person thought that the time travel might be where Ranboo's memory problems came from, and why he doesn't remember it. What if Ranboo, Karl, and Techno were all time travelers at one point? Karl is afraid one day he'll travel and forget who he is. Maybe those fears partially come from Techno, who traveled so much that he _did_ forget who he was. I also saw a theory that Sir Billiam, sometime after the Masquerade, learned how to fight back against the egg and got rid of the blood vines, earning him the nickname "the blood god". That theory said that Sir Billiam was Techno's ancestor, and the name just stuck across multiple generations. But what if Techno liked that name so much he started calling himself that? Maybe when he traveled for the last time, he lost his memory, and the only thing he remembered was that he was the blood god. That would also explain why he isn't influenced by the egg anymore. Edit: Okay so I came back to this after a while and tbh, while I still really like this theory, I realize that it's probably really unlikely all things considered.

"no ones allergic to eggs" - BBH

Bad: tells techno the egg can help him Techno: casually talks about killing all his problems

So I noticed near the beginning Bad had these particles coming out of him when he went to Technos house and then when they went to the Egg the particles disappeared. Almost like the further away Bad is from the egg the weaker and more poisoned he gets...

Techno is literally the only person that could destroy the vines and not get attacked instantly, he's that powerful

Wilbur: gives techno a script for the egg visit Techno: thanks Wilbur Wilbur: leaves the game Techno: Yeets script out window Techno: F***k you script

Knock knock Hello? Hello sir i am here to talk abouth our lord and savior the egg lol

BBH:techno is totally gonna join the eggpire! Meanwhile techno:o m l e t

The Donos interrupting the egg every time is the BEST accidental lore.

“It’s red and round” Me: Blood?

Techno: *hears voices* meets the egg "Ah, another one....NEAT."

If anyone was going to resist the influence of the egg through mental 'in'-stability, who else would be it but the Blood God himself?

I love how you can see Techno ALT TAB out to play egg sounds

when puffy said "the eggpire is basicly government" i was expecting techno to be like (holy music stops) " eggpire is what? did i hear government?"

"its red and round" Me: My brothers head when he loses a game of valorant

The egg: imma get in techno’s head. The other 50 people waiting in line: >:(

cant believe badboyhalo proposed anarcho-monarchism

Egg: Oh boy, Techno’s back, maybe this time I can Voices: *no

Love how much he radiates ADHD and being oblivious this made me laught so hard even him just bringing Steve along

Can we just respect the fact as soon as techno saw these lamas ( 11:40 ) He say "Oh Carls". That had me laughing a bit. He's a man of culture

techn: i have a lot of voices in my head and 1 more doesnt change anything. bad:...

Puffy: whenever i look at this i feel hungry Techno: same Phil: OMMLETTTEEEEE

Bad: *does his very best to tempt techno to join the egg* Techno: *vibes* Bad: *tries harder* Techno: *continues vibing* Bad: *trys tempting ranboo* Ranboo: nah Bad: *gets desperate* hey steve, you like the egg right?! Steve: *shows butt*

Nobody gonna mention how bad pulled out his axe at around 7:30 trying to intimidate techno but he just doesn’t notice/care?

Techno has a way to make everything seem so stupidly funny

"He seems to be treathening us." "What if we jump him?" That did not go as planned...

Bbh be like: TECHNOBLADE, PROBLEM THERE NO IS NOT

"It can help you achieve anything you desire.." Well, can it help techno achieve the destruction of the egg?

12:54 Techno: ... I remember it slightly different than this Why did I find that so funny XD

The Egg: Tell m- The Other Voice: *already talking* Techno: oh a new voice that is curse The Egg: .... The Other Voice: Oh you messing with the wrong God Holder

It's so cute to see techno quoting dreams song "Road trip''

Theory: Maybe the reason we (the voices) can be heard by Techno is because Techno is a descendant of Sir Billiam? Like, we can see Sir Billiam was brainwashed by the egg in tales from the Dream smp, and the egg also stated that Techno looks familiar. Maybe the voice from the egg never left sir Billiam's brain, and this whole voices-in-his-head cruse kind of thing just got passed down multiple generations. As time passes, without actual access to the egg, the voices remaining in the family strayed further and further away from its origin, the egg. Eventually the voice evolved into *us*, the voices that are simultaneously bloodthirsty and super protective towards our blood god.

BBH: If u join the egg you will get all the benefits you want Me: Really BBH: Yes Me after joined the egg: Lets destroy the egg

So assuming that Sir Billiam is Techno's relative from the past, let's say that Billiam loved the egg so much that he took a bud of a red vine thing and put it inside himself, so he was always with the egg. In a way, Billiam 'fused' with the egg, and when he had kids, and his kids had kids, etc., the egg bud might've been passed on genetically. This seems farfetched, but what if Techno's voices are the remnants of the egg in his genes?

"waitwaitwaitwaitwait- waitwaitwaitwaitwait- waitwait- Are you some sorta, like, egg mormon?" "What-? No!" Lmao 😂

I only watch Techno's smp stuff because its comical how little he takes the lore seriously

this sounds like a scammer trying to “sell” something to someone who knows its a scammer XD

Technoblade has so many voices in his head the egg has no effect on him whatsoever

I like how techno takes this as a joke

Thank you for keeping up with what’s happening with the egg, it makes it so much easier to look at everyone’s POV and i don’t have to look through streams on what’s going on, especially since I’m behind. I think you deserve more attention for that, but yeah, happy Valentine’s Day and thanks 😁

this almost pisses me off (context: "a note")

The egg will take over and spread

Egg=Government Techno=Blood Techno+Egg=100 withers

I feel like Tecno has the brain of a child

Techoblades voices are just way too loud for egg to affect him lmao Rest in peace

Imagine the egg and dream fighting for the control of Ranboo's mind

"This is now a must-watch stream" Fairy rave: *Perhaps*

Imagine if the egg hatched and a huge fundy came out lmao.

Bad boy is SO desperate, damn

The Egg: I will have Technoblade! Techno’s Voices: Ahem, OCCUPIED!

Stream: shows EvilBoyHalo at Techno's house Me: instant stress

Wait techno is right since it’s a egg would something hatch out of it?

OMG, that Caaaaaarl reference 😂

Just realized how many levels techno has. Jeez-

“This is now a must watch stream” Bold pf you to assume I haven’t just absorbed lore from the other people around me that do watch streams

I love how when bad and puffy are arguing you can hear techno looking up what an empire is 💀

I swear I just love that tech just cassualy breaks the 4th wall every once in a while 😂

I appreciate the Llamas in hats reference that technoblade made

Time to make some omelettes!

To be honest if the egg knew the amount of blood cultist behind techno. Im sure it would have refrained from attempting corruption. Because he is our blood god!

"killings fine within reason" PUFFY???

I like how bbh went silent when techno said “if its and egg what will hatch out of it “

The egg says, ‘hello’ Then ‘you runt from drea, do I know you?’ Don’t know the first part for sure. To listen yourself reverse and speed it up The next is ‘Help get what you want, then help me, I will give it to you’ Again, the first bit, I’m not sure about it.

I think I figured out Ranboo's other half. Maybe Ranboo is actually full endermen but the egg is a time traveler and the other side and the in-between require individuality and The Egg turned Ranboo half-white like he made Badboyhalo white. IDK if that makes sense.

I love where techno just say carrot for 3 min straight

BBH: ,,How do you feel when you look down there ?" Techno: ,,Pretty Red there"

BBH sounds like he’s just trying to convince the cool kids he’s cool 😂

21:25 Okay so I wasn't paying attention to any of the dialogue because I was wondering how the rotten flesh didn't melt from the lava.

AYO THE EGG THOUGHT HE WAS SIR BILLIAM THE 3RD

The Egg: *demonic talking* Random dono: Kill it with fire

"I'm gay, I'm gay for the egg!" -WilburSoot

i love the llama jokes

does anyone going to talk bout techno literally dodge every magma block?

THE KARL LLAMA JOKE OMG MY REAPECT FOR TECHNO IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION

It is confirmed the egg is the blood god that’s why it knows techno

I love how technoblade brings Steve with him as his emotional support bear 🐻‍❄️🥺

I think the egg tried to take over techno but his voices are more powerful

I love how techno wrote in chat to say his thoughts like ranboo wrote in they’re book. Rip king

The voice gave me chills man literal chills

Techno is so used to The Voices that the egg is no problem lol

Idk why this vod, isn't on Techno's channel anymore. But Thank you for uploading this lmao

22:57 it’s like the Walmart version of green eggs in ham, it’s red eggs and steak

Bad: L'Manburg changes a little bit Me: ya a LITTLE BIT 7:12 Techno: I remember it being SLITLY different 13:00

I love how Techno calls the Egg’s vines ‘weeds’

15:54 I love the super chats line

Bad doing lore: jfkfjfbns lore techno: YOO 50 gifteddddd

The egg was like "nah this guy's crazier then me"

the fact that the egg has been around for agess and NOBODY once wondered what would hatch from it?? clearly technoblade is the only reasonable person on the server hvgvjrbfud

Bad: Trying to do serious lore Techno: Omlet Technos Chat: Bold of you to think you can mess with us

“Elliptical? I don’t know the word” An Elliptical is the thing we all wanted to play on that’s like a walker I’m dicks(the Sports store)

"I could´ve just made my own empire a long time ago if I was interested in seizing power" I am having Antartic Empire flashbacks.

21:16 Did Puffy just go "I missed the part where that's my problem"?? Lmao

Techno’s presence was so much for the egg to handle it didnt try to take over him

Techno playing that egg sound!!