Ted Cruz Wows CPAC Crowd with Lively Lib-Owns, Trump’s Stolen Documents & America’s Most Wanted Bear
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2 жыл бұрынWith another day of war in Eastern Europe even the Taliban are pushing for peaceful resolution, Russian forces have taken Chernobyl, a 500lb bear named Hank is wreaking havoc in Lake Tahoe and should maybe have his own reality show, President Biden made his choice to fill the open Supreme Court seat, the House Oversight Committee has expanded their investigation to include how Trump absconded with sensitive White House documents, day two of the CPAC conference is underway with Trump set to speak tomorrow, the whole experience is available in VR, Ted Cruz wowed the crowd with his lib-owns, there are all sorts of seminars for attendees at CPAC with crazy titles, the CDC relaxed their mask guidelines, and we open the Corona time capsule for a February edition of “This Month in COVID History.”
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@missannthrope7395 2 жыл бұрын
Remove the Automatic Charity status of American churches and fund Education. End this ignorance, horror, and gullibility.
@jollyandwaylo 2 жыл бұрын
I would change that to Remove the Automatic Charity Status of American Churches or to put it more succinctly, make churches file for non-profit status like every other organization.
@chrisjames3087 2 жыл бұрын
My heart is with the people of Ukraine: wishing you better times, and good aim.
@owenmersk4626 2 жыл бұрын
And with the people of Palestine and Yemen too!
@uptone12111 2 жыл бұрын
@@owenmersk4626 and with the people of the rebel alliance
@notbraindead7298 2 жыл бұрын
Chris_P_Bacon: NATO would have been justified to defend the Ukrainian border. Not doing so makes the resolve of NATO suspect. I'm not talking about Democrat/Republican. I'm talking about America!
@goobermcgilicuty3754 2 жыл бұрын
Wish all day, but if we would have kept Trump reality was on the side of the Ukrainians!! I doubt that would satisfy your blood thirsty ways!!
@hectormiranda6515 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is the indifference of good men.
@pizzaishappiness7994 2 жыл бұрын
So Ted makes lite of his cowardice/failure..and they laugh? 😶 Wow, just wow.
@notbraindead7298 2 жыл бұрын
They're Texans, what did you expect?
@patodonnell3328 2 жыл бұрын
Living in northern Ontario. In a town that has hundreds upon hundreds of wind farms. Ya, they work fine in -20 or lower… shocking I know, but ya, in colder climates they are equipped properly to operate in cold weather.
@SuperLeica1 2 жыл бұрын
Respect! But you know - Texas! They'll learn, eventually!
@bubbadelacruz1341 2 жыл бұрын
WTF?! Even the Taliban is condemning this whole mess??? 😳
@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын
Remember that the Taliban is also talking to Muslims in Chechnya with this. It isn’t just some “found Jesus” moment for them. (Bad joke snark intended) There’s quite a bit of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” going on here.
@sarahb7795 2 жыл бұрын
@@Markle2k I’m ok with that logic.
@hiltonwatkins6750 2 жыл бұрын
The only doubt exists around Trump. There Putin is a genius performing miracles.
@luisreyes1963 2 жыл бұрын
I for one can't fathom the logic behind the Taliban condemning Russia's attack on Ukraine. Have they forgotten that Chechnya has given Putin their full support? 🤬
@hiltonwatkins6750 2 жыл бұрын
@@luisreyes1963 To receive condemnation from Taliban is a whole new low on the scale. Katzakhstan refused to back him…. Georgia is trying to join NATO, at what point does he realize he is pushing his goal of Russian Empire farther away. Only Chechnya sent cannon fodder because the Chechen leader is even more sycophant of Putin the Lukashenko. I think Belarus is hoping Putin will invade the Baltics so that they will come across the Russian border and defeat Lukashenko as well as Putin.
@danulagod 2 жыл бұрын
You can't put a bear in your state flag and just act surprised when it showed up at your door!
@kennethnash598 2 жыл бұрын
It was supposed to be a pear, but someone made a mistake ;)
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that
@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a California Grizzly (brown bear) on the flag. They are extinct. Hank is a black bear. Grizzlies are very territorial, black bears are usually human-shy. Hank and his crew are behaving very strangely for black bears, they should be in a den hibernating until April. They will probably end up being relocated, put down, or in a zoo.
@byindani 2 жыл бұрын
Feminists put vaginas on their flags, but I definitely don’t want 500lb vaginas breaking into my house… anymore…🤔
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
@@byindani 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅🌹THAT IS GREAT!!! that would b terrifying 😵😵🌉
@COMPFUNK2 2 жыл бұрын
But remember; according to Trump, crimes are only criminal if _other_ people commit them.
@richardcollins6684 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz jokes about going to Cancun while people froze to death during Texas crisis.
@whizbang7130 2 жыл бұрын
You need to get a life and get over it. Texans with a brain already have.
@someguy4911 2 жыл бұрын
@@whizbang7130 Wait a minute....Texans have brains?
@whizbang7130 2 жыл бұрын
@@someguy4911 your name should be "wise guy".
@peterscheuhing1757 2 жыл бұрын
@@whizbang7130 you got over it, that he spits on you in hard times ? damn, how stupid can people be.
@coocoocachoo3357 2 жыл бұрын
How many died? WHat proof do you have? It was only cold for three days, I believe you are spreading misinformation
@thehound9086 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if bone spurs Donny was their president or Cruz. Donny ran the opposite direction after inciting the insurrection January 6. Cruz fled the cold. The Ukrainian president has more bravery and character than the entire GOP!
@ldfreitas9437 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, he's a real hero, the Ukrainian president, not a coward like Trump, who said he would lead his Proud Boys, 3%ers, and Oath Keepers to the Capitol, but went back to the WH to cheer it on while doing what he does all the time: watch TV!
@zmaxx21 2 жыл бұрын
@@ldfreitas9437 He is a coward and a traitor to Democracy.
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
Amazingly, both Trump and Zelensky were TV stars before running for office
@rosaamarillo2110 2 жыл бұрын
One was fired, the other one fired at..
@georgemiller6765 2 жыл бұрын
This is what a real man is all about. Not the sham cowards and weakling we see in the GOP. May God help the peoples of the Ukraine.
@waynegrabert6839 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Weatherized windmills work perfectly fine in the winter in Canada, Sweden and other places colder than Texas.
@DivineFalcon 2 жыл бұрын
I live near the Arctic Circle, and our windmills are doing just fine in the winter. But then again, comparing Texas to actually functioning societies is like comparing apples and pears.
@dextermorgan4686 2 жыл бұрын
They work perfectly fine here in Germany as well!
@fuzzywuzzy1355 2 жыл бұрын
Here’s another fun fact: Texas power grid Relies on all around 10% of its overall power
@grmpEqweer 2 жыл бұрын
Texas' power grid COULD be winterized. Greg Abbott just took big donations from major providers, so we can't have nice things.🤬
@SuperLeica1 2 жыл бұрын
Texas is a young state, still developing. Eventually they'll learn how to build windmills.
@juremyclorkson3518 2 жыл бұрын
13:35 Seeing Ted Cruz's daugther being annoyed of dad's fake display of affection and trying to show he is such a great dad just warms my heart
@jetta2134 2 жыл бұрын
She has been doing this since she was in her mothers arms! Remember seeing her push her daddy away when he wanted to give her a kiss! Cant say I blame her not wanting so much hair on her face!
@falafel_raptor2271 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure everything's fine with the classified documents. Once copies were made for foreign interests, they were safey returned to the U.S. Government.
@lsingstock1646 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't doubt they went to Russia, China, N. Korea and the Taliban all trump's good buddies.
@bradleydawson9043 2 жыл бұрын
@@lsingstock1646 for a "small" fee
@rkeller8141 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the Lincoln bust stolen last day of X45, in the WH, was sold along with Melania’s hats? Guess, unimportant investigating a seditious former president, friend of Russia’s dictator, Putin.
@notbraindead7298 2 жыл бұрын
@@rkeller8141 NATO should have defended Ukraines border. NATO members listened to Trump and his minions, along with FOX Network, praising Putin and knew they wouldn't get any help from those cowards!
@stanjarosz7517 2 жыл бұрын
They were in a secured SCIF. Little different that HRC fiasco, but why mess with Jimmy’s bias, right?
@littlecarrey9887 2 жыл бұрын
If windmills "don't work when it's freezing" why does Canada have so many that run all year? It got to like -40c here for like 2 weeks and the windmills are just fine. Texans don't even know what winter is. lol.
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
Ty...my ex is down there and he's bitching that ITS COLD at 40 ABOVE!!!; and he lived in MN almost all his life....he's become a wuss 😂🤣😅
@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын
It was mainly fossil fuel plants that were down. And it was because they hadn’t winterized any of them. It can get very cold in Texas. Not Manitoba cold, but cold enough to cause problems.
@trutymeproductions5478 2 жыл бұрын
But really...we already knew those idiots don't know anything...idk why it's allowed to be called "News" when it's all "opinions" of idiots 🤷🏾♂️
@bw1955 2 жыл бұрын
@@trutymeproductions5478 industry funded “opinions” to feed to the brainless and gullible. OP, reality and logic and reasoning skills don’t matter to these people. They are too far gone. It really is a cult.
@beverly719 2 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact is that Antarctica is powered by wind turbines.......I mean how do people fall for their bulltish?
@sylviaoesterwinter8858 2 жыл бұрын
Hi fellow Jimmy Kimmel reality friends. Sending prayers/thoughts/whatever to our brothers and sisters in Ukraine and everyone in Europe who understand the reality of this attack.
@kiddalingur 2 жыл бұрын
Watching live stream from Ukraine, a lot of gunfire and explosions on the maidan square stream, Center Kiev
@petekatsche 2 жыл бұрын
Ukraine get free of the deepstate and can be sovereignty ..
@sad-7477 2 жыл бұрын
Save Afghanistan Save Ukraine
@newtempphone-ash9507 2 жыл бұрын
@@sad-7477 No, save Hank the Tank 😰 clearly I'm kidding
@lindastonebraker2512 2 жыл бұрын
Prayers and positive vibes! My heart is hurting😔
@dotdotdotcg 2 жыл бұрын
how could you have given "Beariatric surgeon" away like this? so much potential there
@catrionaakacat 2 жыл бұрын
How'd they wait 2 years to recover stolen documents... they move so slowly with these things 🤦♀️
@hiltonwatkins6750 2 жыл бұрын
It begs the question maybe they never had any intentions to prosecute the worst criminal president in history!
@michaelreidperry3256 2 жыл бұрын
What used to be my GOP is now a sick joke! The Republican Party is now completely irreversibly rotten!
@joanfrellburg4901 2 жыл бұрын
The nerve of people building homes where bears live.
@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын
How dare they!!!!
@deborahwilson4684 2 жыл бұрын
When will they ever learn?!
@JBJovi1962 2 жыл бұрын
New Rule: With Malice Toward None
@brandonperales5837 2 жыл бұрын
Ignorant
@elphieofkiamoko 2 жыл бұрын
As a Californian, I feel worse for Hank than any of the people
@KatherineAlldis 2 жыл бұрын
LOL!! "My 500 lb. BEAR" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 PURE GENIUS!!! Thank you for the laughs!!
@rbw7456 2 жыл бұрын
God bless the people of Ukraine. They are showing the courage and guts something people like Ted Cruz have no idea about.
@annemettefrederiksen7751 2 жыл бұрын
No no , you got that all wrong Sweetie 😲 Remember now, Ted Cruz is a texan, a manly,strong and brave texan dude always ready to defend his fellow texans from such threats as nationalized power grids , education, healthcare and labour laws... Remember his work on the antiabortion bill, lucky for women to have such a champion.
@whizbang7130 2 жыл бұрын
Our own border is in crisis, something the current administration doesn't care about.
@evanpatterson7098 2 жыл бұрын
@@whizbang7130 just because taco bell was 5 seconds late with your nachos, doesn't mean there's a "problem" at the border.
@notbraindead7298 2 жыл бұрын
@@whizbang7130 Did your wife give you that name?
@notbraindead7298 2 жыл бұрын
@@annemettefrederiksen7751 He's guaranteed the vote of big Tex and the wannabe cowboys by spouting his pro-gun rhetoric. Texas is not united in any way with the other States and should be thrown out of the Union.
@adolfosantana4044 2 жыл бұрын
I hope the world comes together and fix these 🇷🇺 Russia and Ukraine 🇺🇦 war sad to see young kids teenage boy and girls dying to protect their homes
@pro-choicemom 2 жыл бұрын
Ukraine is innocent in ths conflict. This is a brazen invasion by Russia.
@xtscarfacem8255 2 жыл бұрын
"It will end, soon. But before it does, a lot more people gotta die."
@TerryTunes 2 жыл бұрын
We really have no room to talk considering what we did to Iraq.
@pro-choicemom 2 жыл бұрын
@@TerryTunes Many of us were protesting that war. I know I was. That's doesn't excuse what Russia is doing. Wrong is wrong and i wont be silenced bc horrible things were done in Americans name. There are differences. What Russia is doing is pure brazen invasion for the sake of rebuilding a dead empire! The man used a blood & soil argument to invade!
@malloc7108 2 жыл бұрын
@@TerryTunes I guess nobody is allowed to learn anything. Which itself is a charitable take; the war lacked majority popular support from the start (when we were lied to about the threat).
@Leonaza7 2 жыл бұрын
CPAC= A disaster of epic proportions.
@artskiwendy 2 жыл бұрын
" CPAC IS A MASTER CLASS FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE ANY"
@annerigby4400 2 жыл бұрын
if ted cruz wasn't a politician he'd be one of those evangelical preachers who does exactly what he's doing now, but adds religious terminology.....
@annemettefrederiksen7751 2 жыл бұрын
Oohh, i think he's there already and with aaalll the trimnings. A sham politician and a sham Christian... Complete amoral piece of 💩
@notbraindead7298 2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't say much for the people of Texas that elected him. Come to think of it, there's a lot about Texas that doesn't say much for the people.
@tiararoxeanne1318 2 жыл бұрын
@@notbraindead7298 I'm kinda sad about Texas because my favorite pastor, Max Lucado, is a Texan☹️
@notbraindead7298 2 жыл бұрын
@@tiararoxeanne1318 Hopefully, your favorite pastor is an exception.
@matthewbrooks1556 2 жыл бұрын
But if you watch those “preachers “ nowadays they mostly talk culture war nonsense just like republicans.
@marshalwest622 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody better hurt Hank or the other “Hanks”. They have lost their homes to the parasitic greed of people. Help the Hanks’ and the benefits will trickle down to everyone else.
@dnimlarebil 2 жыл бұрын
Same goes for many food sources.
@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын
The bears have not lost anything. You can’t build new homes in South Lake Tahoe and haven’t been able to for ages. These bears should not be awake. They should be hibernating right now. Hank is a very, very big boy for a black bear in February.
@marshalwest622 2 жыл бұрын
@@Markle2k “The American black bear is one of the top 10 most endangered bears on the planet.” They’ve lost their gallbladders, bile, habitat & in this case it looks like the Hanks lost their parents as no one taught them to hibernate.
@trutymeproductions5478 2 жыл бұрын
Actually "Help The Hanks" is a dope slogan 🤷🏾♂️
@alanrasmussen4097 2 жыл бұрын
@@marshalwest622 Every state in the US that have a "significant" black bear population, have black bear hunting seasons. WA, PA, NC, AK, WI, NJ, NY , ect. Where in the Americas are black bears endangered, Honduras? The Asian black bears are screwed, the Sun bear is one example. I think you may be confused.
@jorgealfy 2 жыл бұрын
Please don’t hurt Hank he’s fluffy.
@lsingstock1646 2 жыл бұрын
One big cuddle 🧸
@goodtroublemaker143 2 жыл бұрын
He knows what it feels like to be laughed at.
@cindymorose6673 2 жыл бұрын
Cruz sounds more like an evangelical preacher!
@travisseay5763 2 жыл бұрын
OMG. The C-PAC commercial. What in the actual hell.
@boondocksdragon8959 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, beautiful humans. Sending Love & Light from Mississippi, especially to the citizens of Ukraine. Y'all stay safe and keep taking care of each other. ✌🏼💚
@larrygarland3728 2 жыл бұрын
I like the thought, but wouldn't it be better to send "Lawyers, Guns, and Money"? (Warren Zevon).
@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын
@@larrygarland3728 Yeah, let's send Rudy. He hasn't been disbarred in Ukraine yet. Let's see what he's made of.
@marshalwest622 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkness1 send Rudy to Putin. Ukraine deserves the best quality help.
@merissarussomilo8806 2 жыл бұрын
Enjoy watching every morning Love u Jimmy❤💙❤
@TdawggLA 2 жыл бұрын
I was impressed at how straight Cruz was able to stand without a spine
@theresachung703 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy, Your monologue is what I watch to unwind from caring for a terminally ill parent. Thank you for the laughs! Your simmering anger turned into sharp stinging humor, nothing beats it!
@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for what you're going through. I know that pain..
@sherifox2612 2 жыл бұрын
Hardest most meaningful thing you will likely ever do. Been there, props to you, good to know you know to unwind. Randy Rainbow helped me too.
@deborahwilson4684 2 жыл бұрын
I've been through it too. They're gone now. A lot of people just don't understand what WE go through since they don't have an ill parent or family member who needs constant care. May God bless you in every way. You are an Earth Angel. I hope you're able to decompress and get some much needed and deserved R & R.
@theresachung703 2 жыл бұрын
@@lillyanderson3623 Hugs to your kind heart… And, you know what? I now know something deep about a person when I know that they took care of a dying parent: a warm bright light in the universe. It
@theresachung703 2 жыл бұрын
@@sherifox2612 Hugs to you. And, honestly, I feel like I know you. Take good care of yourself. And I hope your days will be blessed
@Dan-nt2yb 2 жыл бұрын
Hank the Bear is adorable.🥰
@giuseppelogiurato5718 2 жыл бұрын
It's really funny how some people imagine the way that wind energy works, like it's some sort of new-fangled risky thing where their toaster is directly hooked up to a windmill, and that "no wind" = "no energy"... I guess they've never been taught about capacitors/batteries, lol.
@molly-gh4we 2 жыл бұрын
Well, Trump told them windmills cause cancer, so you can hardly expect them to be anything but ignorant.
@willdockery1829 2 жыл бұрын
You can’t fix willful stupidity!! COVID-19: Hold my 🍺 (sad & true)
@accuratealloys 2 жыл бұрын
*wind turbine
@giuseppelogiurato5718 2 жыл бұрын
@@accuratealloys "touché"... You are correct; there is nothing being milled. 🤣
@lizzfrmhon 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Ted Cruz I think I couldn’t dislike him more. This hate bullshit he spews keeps getting worse.
@ricktd6891 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry but it's us against the traitors in our country that want to take away everything we have including our rights. Those would be all the traitor scumbags like Jimmy Kimmel here and anyone else pushing the global warming scam.
@oldrrocr 2 жыл бұрын
please Texas, don't you deserve better? Recall him.
@notbraindead7298 2 жыл бұрын
@@oldrrocr It doesn't say much for the people of Texas that elected him. Come to think of it, there's a lot about Texas that doesn't say much for the people.
@tbee624 2 жыл бұрын
@@ricktd6891 I ask this with respect for your beliefs but please tell me. What rights have been taken away from you? What can you not do? Face masks? Vaccine mandates? What else. I am truely sorry you feel like alot of your fellow Americans are traitors...what have they done to make you think this. Have you suffered more than every other American? If so in what way? I am sorry that I just do not understand this talk. It confuses me? Fight for freedom to speak? You just spoke. You dont want to wear a mask? Don't. You do not want the vaccine? Do not get it. We all suffer in our own way. All of us have lost some freedom of some kind. are you being tortured? What is your suffering. I truely want to know because I just do not understand.
@ricktd6891 2 жыл бұрын
@@tbee624 It's not my beliefs I present, it's science and I've already had my freedom of speech taken away and that's enough. They banned me from Twitter because I was too good at debunking CO2 caused catastrophic global warming.
@LowgaenSchmidt 2 жыл бұрын
Fox News: WiNdMiLlS DoN't WoRk WhEn ItS fReEzInG!!!! I live in a town in Nebraska surrounded by Windmills. It got as low as -12 this week and I saw all of them working just fine
@rebeccaainslie4637 2 жыл бұрын
I would have to say it's the Texas power grid that fails to work when it's freezing!
@brandonyoung-kemkes1128 2 жыл бұрын
I live in Canada it gets a lot colder we have lots of windmills. Just had a blizzard it’s still turning. Not to mention the ice storm last week.
@carolynbawden8898 2 жыл бұрын
I love the This Month In Covid History. My favourite is when Jimmy does a straight monologue and doesn't spoil it with a silly skit. Otherwise, love the show. He seems like a genuinely very nice guy.
@beverlymangrum5851 2 жыл бұрын
What would we do without our great comedians to help us laugh? Sometimes things are kind of distressing and we need help to keep our sense of humor. We love you Jimmy!!
@tigq1430 2 жыл бұрын
Funny, there are days I would rather listen to the late night guys for news than the news 💜👍✌🤭🙋♀️
@janefrommel 2 жыл бұрын
me too, on days ending with "Y"
@lilRadRidinHood 2 жыл бұрын
I totally prefer to do that myself 😉
@fadedrose9 2 жыл бұрын
Ti Gq. I hear ya'. I only listen to these guys instead of the news too.
@brother.teresa 2 жыл бұрын
That's everyday...or independent news...just a reality check that I'm not crazy and the Republicans really are giant douchebags
@worldcitizeng6507 2 жыл бұрын
I feel calm when I don't follow the news. Instead i get the short versions on late night talk shows. I can't do anything to change the events around the world, so I try not to stress out about it
@manuellaasianoa7952 2 жыл бұрын
We're praying for 🇺🇦 with love from 🇬🇭
@trwryjegrsyrdhrtehyerhy5t536 2 жыл бұрын
Nope
@petronelaasoltanei9393 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bryanwilkens 2 жыл бұрын
What a good little boy Teddy is. He's protecting his master. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
@brucecook502 2 жыл бұрын
The aspiration one just about killed me LMAO
@JSmith-gg4yh 2 жыл бұрын
In America even the bears are obese.
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
And look at that doctor they bring in to deal with the people on that reality show...not exactly fit himself, is he?
@bw1955 2 жыл бұрын
The US medical industry and citizens just refuse to accept that the standard American diet is responsible for the majority of their health problems.
@bradleydawson9043 2 жыл бұрын
"The Ukraine" used to be the term for the Soviet State of Ukraine. The citizens of Ukraine voted to leave the USSR. Now it is just Ukraine. The country. The people are peace loving, freedom loving independents that have resisted Russia for 8 years. NATO should enact a no fly zone over Ukraine.
@theresachung703 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the explanation. Interesting
@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын
The term “the Ukraine” was used as if it meant “border region”, first by the Russian Empire and then by the Soviets. But the people never forgot their identity. Ukraine is the largest country by area that is completely in Europe. And it is very big east to west. It would be hard to enforce a no-fly zone without basing aircraft in Ukraine. That’s why Russia had to operate out of Belarus.
@SeansModelBuilds 2 жыл бұрын
Has Ukraine asked for NATO military in its country?
@gretebremseth1622 2 жыл бұрын
@@SeansModelBuilds No they haven't.
@SeansModelBuilds 2 жыл бұрын
@@gretebremseth1622 Is that the only way NATO would be able to protect it directly with troops and equipment?
@goodtroublemaker143 2 жыл бұрын
My grandmother called every business by its name, but possessive. Costco’s, Exxon’s, Kmart’s. It was adorable.
@troyperry1231 2 жыл бұрын
We can only hope Texas does something with teddy Cruz.
@elphieofkiamoko 2 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for Hank. Humans moved into his territory, but sure, he's the problem 🙄
@deborahwilson4684 2 жыл бұрын
I know what you mean. Wildlife here is out of luck too. Progress-meaning let's eliminate woods to build houses. I don't know where all the wildlife went? It was so nice seeing them all enjoying life. Then the bulldozers and progress arrived. Where are these animals supposed to live now? That's why they enter city limits. No more homes or food after big business takes it all away.
@OfficerDva444 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the tuff "hunters" using "It was coming right at me!" excuse for killing a predator animal in the wild, when in reality they noticed it in their area of view so they shot at it for something to brag about...
@joanfrellburg4901 2 жыл бұрын
A family of four probably wastes more food than that bear needs to survive.
@sheckyfeinstein 2 жыл бұрын
No excuse. Doesn’t he watch the ads on KZfaq?
@ldfreitas9437 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. David Attenborough's latest documentary has him talking about the fact that 2/3rds of what was natural land when he was born has been "developed."
@smandy1971 2 жыл бұрын
GOP is sounding like those televangelists my grandma used to send her social security to....
@loomspace 2 жыл бұрын
🎯
@deborahwilson4684 2 жыл бұрын
My long gone beloved Aunt did the same thing w her check--sent it to Billy Graham. No one could talk sense into her.
@lolodee3528 2 жыл бұрын
Sick. I met an old lady that used to give to Pat Robertson. Her fake eyelashes were falling off. She had a fur coat. They knew exactly who to pickpocket.
@nicholasfarrell5981 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot about "The Couraged To Run For Office". Not kidding, it was in huge letters multiple times on one sign.
@kevincourcey813 2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you forgot to include the "Russia, if you're listening..." in the Hilary's email sketch.
@eb0526 2 жыл бұрын
The Taliban acting more mature than Trump, Cruz…heck 90% of the Republican Party! Thanks Jimmy for the laugh during this sad time💯. Pray for Ukraine🙏🏾
@trentbusta1 2 жыл бұрын
You should try watching the CPac event it was great,.
@SARA0766 2 жыл бұрын
@pojo 10 sure thing buddy
@charlyhammond5280 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz so DELUSIONAL
@GalactusOG 2 жыл бұрын
"Russians may be good at chess, But America is good at Poker" - Commander Ryker of The I.S.S. Enterprise
@williamschlenger1518 2 жыл бұрын
I'm rooting for Hank the 🐻👍
@catdog605 2 жыл бұрын
Donnie’s tiny hand looks like a Chinese back scratcher. 😂
@susankeith326 2 жыл бұрын
They have served him well for scratching Putin's back so far.
@mungodegrijalva822 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha! Thank god he has tiny hands. With those teeny-weeny back scratchers he couldn't launch the nukes, but they match the size of his other appendage with no balls.
@debrajames6286 2 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joaquincortada1483 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@shirleydierolf7112 2 жыл бұрын
Old Teddy looks like Count Cruzula in that covid history pic
@Robert-kx8fs 2 жыл бұрын
CPAC the greatest comedy show on earth.
@justjackie7272 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for That one..... Ted Cruz needs to either resign or the people of Texas really need to vote him out .
@marvinmartion1178 2 жыл бұрын
Cpac, not a single one of them with the maturity more than a 8th grade child!
@larrymaulsby1711 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, your funny, kind of like your comments, and your President
@larrygarland3728 2 жыл бұрын
@@larrymaulsby1711 , You used "your" 3 times. Which one do you think was wrong? BTW: (2nd grade question).
@deborahwilson4684 2 жыл бұрын
Hey-don't insult 8th graders! @Larry Garland-do you really think he actually KNOWS the answer to your question?
@janwoodworth1 2 жыл бұрын
"accuse the other side of that which you are guilty" is often attributed to Joseph Goebbels but the GOP has adopted that mantra 100%
@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын
They have even gone so far as to accuse the west of copying Goebbels while aping Hitler’s justification for annexation of the Sudetenland.
@paulu7751 2 жыл бұрын
You misspelled democommies.
@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulu7751 You didn't even bother to read what you were responding to.
@Bot1776notrealperson 2 жыл бұрын
@@Markle2k have you not met people like “demicommies” idiot. They never know what they are responding to. You ask them a question and they respond with “tHe gOvErNmEnT” ‘Yes…just asked ya how your doing bob’
@davidleethompsoniii8263 2 жыл бұрын
Kimmy... Reads my mind... Tells the Truth.
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
Why is ALL the rum gone!!!😅🤣😂
@melliehelen8650 2 жыл бұрын
Even though it’s no longer every week, I’m glad you’re continuing with the This (Month) in Covid History series. Always enjoy those segments.
@Miss11779 2 жыл бұрын
THAT VOICE! "This week, in Coo-vid history!" I love it!
@anthonyyoung6489 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s go hank the tank. Keep on trucking brother.
@bluezinnia847 2 жыл бұрын
Great show!
@maplobats 2 жыл бұрын
lol, even Cruz's daughter is disgusted by him.
@cottonkittencandy 2 жыл бұрын
it's been my observation that any time a republican accuses someone of something they're the ones actually doing it themselves
@canderson2419 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly New Slogan out there (# Go brandon 45 trump} does the same thing.
@paulu7751 2 жыл бұрын
You misspelled democommies
@cottonkittencandy 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulu7751 you're funny that's not a real word
@lazerlord9324 2 жыл бұрын
@@cottonkittencandy Paul U has bigger problems than just spelling stuff
@cottonkittencandy 2 жыл бұрын
@@lazerlord9324 clearly lol, bless his heart
@Tessmage_Tessera 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Ted Cruz' daughter reflexively pulling away from him, when he tried to kiss her cheek.
@RagingGeekazoid 2 жыл бұрын
13:35 😂
@lynnestamey7272 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@ShyTendencies 2 жыл бұрын
the "guess she takes after mom" bit sealed the deal lol
@nickwallette6201 2 жыл бұрын
Can you blame her?
@kevinking329 2 жыл бұрын
Recoiled in horror, like an abuse victim. Or as the Cruz missile likes to say, "Where there is smoke, there is fire!"
@mattving61 2 жыл бұрын
Some leaders fight with their people. Others run away to Cancún because they don’t want to get a cold.
@AldoRyan 2 жыл бұрын
About time someone said something about putting an article in front of Ukraine!!! Thank you!!🇺🇦🙏🏼🔱
@indianastarkiller1557 2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan, I apologize for Ted Cruz's nonsense.
@catherinemacaskill1421 2 жыл бұрын
John Smith, as a Canadian I am very happy that he renounced his Canadian citizenship.
@jcalzada74 2 жыл бұрын
@@catherinemacaskill1421 take him back please
@grmpEqweer 2 жыл бұрын
When we send people to Congress, we aren't sending our best. We're sending criminals, grifters, conmen...
@bradleydawson9043 2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan and a Houstonian, I double apologize.
@notbraindead7298 2 жыл бұрын
John Smith: The problem, Mr. Smith, is that you're probably the last person in Texas that has anything to apologize for. God bless.
@gb3729 2 жыл бұрын
"Blob Hope" is such a perfect nickname for Ted. Just being alive he is such a joke.
@matthewendicott3028 2 жыл бұрын
Freedom fighter at Baskin Robins LOL😂😂😂
@usaskjock 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy didn’t mention it but important to realize Judge Jackson is the first public defender to ever sit on the Supreme Court that’s Huge
@ammaleslie509 2 жыл бұрын
She will be, if she is confirmed. No guarantees. I'll celebrate after they vote.
@jefferysmith9320 2 жыл бұрын
Kimmel ! You make me laugh !
@droberts6579 2 жыл бұрын
Ol Ted, man he is a piece of work.
@rumpvirus7393 2 жыл бұрын
One of the early period fart artists told Ted he just had to paint him in the nude. Fifteen passes with a paint roller couldn't quite cement his mouth shut when it all dried. ....true story I don't really know but it was really huge...and wet but mostly left over latex from painting the bathroom.
@notbraindead7298 2 жыл бұрын
A piece of sh!t, actually.
@lolodee3528 2 жыл бұрын
Hes seething over SCOTUS pick. He wants that so bad he’s fit to be tied.
@luzdechabert3994 2 жыл бұрын
In Pennsylvania bears have been known to break in to homes. It's nothing new, they've even broken into cars lol.
@nobrenobre1 2 жыл бұрын
When it goes to town, that bear ask for double Mc Donald big whooper!!
@nedim_guitar 2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about windmills. They work perfectly well in Sweden. So it's not really the windmills that was the problem in Texas, but idiots will continue to believe it.
@jodimuller9502 2 жыл бұрын
They also work perfect in Iowa- all winter long. I can’t believe how ignorant some people are- or I should say how ignorant they think those who listen to them are
@akinpaws 2 жыл бұрын
@Le cerveau Calling things by the wrong name is another front in the GOP's war on reality.
@acmelka 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz is so easy to dislike. Every time he is on TV our pet skunk starts vomiting
@utezahn3174 2 жыл бұрын
😁😁😁
@davidlickiss1609 2 жыл бұрын
When was the last time a republican or retrumplican actually hit the stage with ideas? The last time they listed and explained their goals?
@MrLee554 2 жыл бұрын
Ted cruising altitude is my new fave name for him lol
@donnadelahanty9903 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite late night host. Thx JK
@The_Manducklorian 2 жыл бұрын
Can that “Fact Check… No it Didn’t” play after every fact check from now on.
@PersonPlaceThing1 2 жыл бұрын
I have to admit that Ted's butt sweat joke was a little funny. It's the only compliment I'll allow myself to give him
@leopardscarf 2 жыл бұрын
The TLC trailer was one of the funniest clips ever!
@tcla3854 2 жыл бұрын
Will someone send Ted a one way ticket to Ukraine
@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын
He's already working for the Orange Kremlin.
@tcla3854 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkness1 he can take our orange monster with him.
@deborahwilson4684 2 жыл бұрын
Let's load a plane up w all the partners in crime. BTW-anyone recall trump saying if he lost the election he'd disappear and not be heard from again?
@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын
@@tcla3854 We can tell them it's two tickets to paradise, pack your bags, you leave tonight. Then book Eddie Money as an in person guest. They'd both believe it.
@utezahn3174 2 жыл бұрын
Seems to me Ukraine has enough problems as is.
@luvlyleo2836 2 жыл бұрын
You move into Hank’s neighborhood what do expect 😂
@johnjcc9884 2 жыл бұрын
Bear and Monkee was kind of funny though
@zephirineneba5668 2 жыл бұрын
You make me laugh when ever i wash your show. U always make my day
@jakeherter 2 жыл бұрын
Oh don't remind me there's people out there that weigh more than that bear
@jaypierce0811 2 жыл бұрын
Ted please read the dosages on your prescription bottles.
@nancymcqueen682 2 жыл бұрын
Putin took Chenobyl and can release radioactive dust. Love your show.
@Laura-wb8zt 2 жыл бұрын
Hank looks like he is getting ready for a very long winter brr
@donjuan2621 2 жыл бұрын
At CPAC they all gather to experience stupid all together
@owenmersk4626 2 жыл бұрын
They know what they're doing, they are white power activists, many of them went to the most prestigious colleges in the country
@drakeivy8 2 жыл бұрын
@@owenmersk4626 Lmao what are your sources on that?
@johnstallings4049 2 жыл бұрын
@@drakeivy8 none I'm sure! ❄️🤣🌍❄️
@luvlyleo2836 2 жыл бұрын
Of course Cruz is in Florida because it’s freezing In Texas 😉
@rideronthestorm2733 Жыл бұрын
Libs of Kimmel consoling each other 🤣
@Rob-ip4qt 2 жыл бұрын
KZfaq is really pushing their subscription option. If don't have it, you get an ad every 2 minutes.
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