Giuliani’s Masked Singer Debacle & Trump’s Preposterous Plan to Steal All the Elections

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Jimmy is dealing with a tricky situation involving his garbage cans, Rudy Giuliani was one of the contestants on “The Masked Singer,” the New York Times has revealed new details about the shady ways Rudy was trying to help Trump overturn the election, some of the nuts who claim the election was stolen are currently running for Secretary of State in battleground states, Jimmy has a big idea for how to handle elections in the future, Trump reportedly gave serious thought to issuing a blanket pardon to everyone who supported him in the attack on January 6th, President Biden has been tussling with TikTok, the plan to nominate the first black woman to serve on the Supreme Court is not sitting well with a number of Republicans including Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana, we took the audio from a bladder medication commercial and put it over John Kennedy’s latest campaign ad, a 73-year-old crime fighting grandma stopped a shoplifter in British Columbia, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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@judychandler8485 2 жыл бұрын

I've never watched the masked singer before & now I know I never will.

@AnalogiaArtificial 2 жыл бұрын

Love Guillermo: Tell your assistant to do it. Hilarious.

@sunshine3914 2 жыл бұрын

Omg. I thought he said sister!

@annahadchity5561 2 жыл бұрын

Haha me too! 🤣

@kamakiapeter7815 2 жыл бұрын

tell your sister to do it

@denisearthur2117 2 жыл бұрын

A trash can is truly the hardest thing ever to have taken away in the trash. I finally left a note.

@christianjunghanel6724 2 жыл бұрын

That grandma is the hero of the week ! Give her a medal!

@robertmaeurerofficial 2 жыл бұрын

Holy crap that BS vesicare ad was so realistic I had to look twice to realize it wasn't an ad inside the video. Freaking brilliant

@zmaxx21 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but she said she would rather drink weed killer than take the medicine.

@PokerMisery 2 жыл бұрын

Love that lady!!

@Emma-dh1lx 2 жыл бұрын

Yea, she's a good person and the guy is scum for stealing and not supporting himself by working. But, FFF Walmart! Underpay employees and treat them like crap. That corporation deserves to be stolen from.

@TheOfficialTarynTots 2 жыл бұрын

The video of the John Kennedy commercial reminds me of when Jon Stewart did McConnelling. They used video of McConnell and everyone put music to it. It was more fun than it sounds. Even my son got into that one.

@grammysal 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! I have been saying this for years! Get rid of Electoral College and go with popular vote!

@robertely686 2 жыл бұрын

It's been happening for the last 30 years in your country - you only just noticed?!

@nancystowell4877 2 жыл бұрын

@Le cerveau The Electoral College, NOT the voters; put both George W. Bush and Trump into the Oval Office, in both cases those men LOST the Majority vote!

@merryhunt9153 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, the garbage men can't put something that big in their truck. You probably have to arrange for a bulky-item pickup.

@ereal4850 2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!!! 😂

@jambutty2218 2 жыл бұрын

Cut them up with an angle grinder and put them in with the trash.

@ammaleslie509 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, in my area you have to call and let them know when you have something big that won't fit in a regular trash can.

@domusdebellum3042 2 жыл бұрын

he should just put them inside the plastic bins.

@TylerMcNamer 2 жыл бұрын

This year is already starting out very fulfilling!

@paulcombs-bomuse6172 2 жыл бұрын

Excuse me Jimmy, I’m only four years younger than our President, and I was using computers before there was Windows. Those of us in our seventies are not necessarily unaware of technology. I would also like to remind you that one’s of these days, we hope, you will be 79 years old (-:).

@disastermaster1413 2 жыл бұрын

Someone is triggered. Before windows aka the operating system there was dos and before dos there was another system that xerox used.

@mariebelle3493 2 жыл бұрын

I can imagine Rudy sweating under that mask 🤮

@flapjackjuice3338 2 жыл бұрын

How proud am I of Kim and Robin for walking off!

@vietnamd0820 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@13699111 2 жыл бұрын

Second that !!l

@CaptainJeffMarchant 2 жыл бұрын

Had so much respect for Rudy when 9/11 happened. I have lost every ounce of respect after his antics during our last president in office. He needs to stay out of politics after being brainwashed by our last president in office!!!

@vietnamd0820 2 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainJeffMarchant Rudy was always a madman…before he became mayor, he led a riot of police on city hall…his involvement in the insurrection at the Capitol is consistent with his past

@flapjackjuice3338 2 жыл бұрын

@Damien Vryce is the political moral highground really that moral? 🤣

@197319493 2 жыл бұрын

Put a note on the cans

@jonathanlindsey8864 2 жыл бұрын

And people were worried about not having content after trump left. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

@Kosmical 2 жыл бұрын

BIDEN SURE IS!

@jonathanlindsey8864 2 жыл бұрын

@@Kosmical Do you think people will talk about Biden after he leaves office like they will / did trump?

@CarmelloYello 2 жыл бұрын

@@Kosmical Someone has Biden Derangement Syndrome. He is a very boring, inoffensive President. He could do better, but he’s already wayyyyy more efficient than that Orange Trash wannabe dictator we had who divided families with his outright, constant lies.

@robertely686 2 жыл бұрын

@@CarmelloYello the way Biden said the jab would stop the virus spreading. Biden's nepotism in giving his family jobs. Saying 'Let's go Brandon, I agree' on live TV. Continuing the Trump (and Obama) policy of locking up immigrant children. Promoting war in Russia. Continuing censorship and mass surveillance. Giving tax breaks to people who give him money. Funny how Jimmy would continually mock Trump for all of them but doesn't do the same for Biden isn't it!

@clayton584 2 жыл бұрын

The one guy that laughed louder than the rest about short stack in Lake Erie warmed this Ohioan's heart

@cross3624 2 жыл бұрын

Aww my 86 yr old mom from Scranton can run loops around most people with her tech. No fair to limit people because of their age

@youtubeviewer5363 2 жыл бұрын

I’d leave them there as well. Especially if I knew it was your house. I’m not trying to get sued for throwing away your vintage trash cans. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@mariebelle3493 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised to see Marjorie Taylor Green come and sing YMCA! This is America

@DavidNelsonATX 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, you got me to watch a GSK ad start to finish ... and like it. I don't think Kennedy should think he has a new opportunity if the government thing doesn't work out.

@fvkijay 2 жыл бұрын

The one time in his life that he would willingly wear a mask

@heatherkohlmar7796 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🥇🏆💯

@BlackCat-dm7se 2 жыл бұрын

you win the internet for today 🤣🤣🤣🏆

@Nicholas-mt4ci 2 жыл бұрын

so brave

@larrypanus2385 2 жыл бұрын

He should wearnandicofndnm. Ajabd didorif to during!

@flone9872 2 жыл бұрын

I have no problem that he is put on the show, but he has to wear an orange jumpsuit 🎃

@RusstheTroubadour 2 жыл бұрын

Just do what Guillermo said.. have your assistant(s) take care of it.

@N.A525 2 жыл бұрын

He gotta pay those legal bills 🤷🏽‍♀️

@lizamarie671 2 жыл бұрын

Guillermo, always on point🤣

@shelleybleu4903 2 жыл бұрын

Recycle them. Someone can use them. Paint them with metal paint.

@phyllisseidl9117 2 жыл бұрын

We have that tricky voting system in Australia...tricky but it seems to work.

@orsitheawesome 2 жыл бұрын

We have that here as well in Canada, no complaints

@marceld6061 2 жыл бұрын

@@orsitheawesome No we don't. We have *Ridings* . The party with the most ridings elected wins in a *first past the post* system. The Party Leader (if elected in their own riding) becomes Prime Minister. It is definitely NOT a 'One Person One Vote' system.

@deadshot8077 2 жыл бұрын

No we don’t @Phyllis - we don’t vote directly for the PM!

@deadshot8077 2 жыл бұрын

@@marceld6061 same as Australia. We don’t call them Ridings here though, we call them Electorates.

@fathelph 2 жыл бұрын

We even have that voting system in my 3rd world country

@bettyegilliam 2 жыл бұрын

I had a broken plastic garbage can. I left notes on them to show the garbage men that it should go. Nothing! In order to get it picked up I had to maneuver it into a trash bag before they would pick it up!

@FVWhimsy2010 2 жыл бұрын

Call your refuse company to schedule bulk pickup removal...or see if they have scheduled bulk pickup times. Most refuse companies don't take bulk items with trash pickup...because those trucks use trash compactors.

@sandrawilson8792 2 жыл бұрын

Lots of senior are fully capable of engaging on the internet. If they can't their grandchildren sure can. He gets it. He has granddaughters.

@epona9166 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!! Sincerely, one of those capable seniors

@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын

We know. It's a comedy show.

@sandrawilson8792 2 жыл бұрын

@@sassysarina9718 Duh.

@derekcamp9764 2 жыл бұрын

I would love to have those rusty trash cans. Just put a "Free" sign on them and us poor folk will haul them off.

@sunshine3914 2 жыл бұрын

He would have to haul them to another neighborhood.

@bsing2u 2 жыл бұрын

That's true. I live on a main road and when anyone puts bulky item on the curb they are gone before the Gmen show up.

@winkieblink7625 2 жыл бұрын

Perfect Monologue. Every Walmart MUST have Grandma security. How can a bad guy beat up a grandma!?

@vincentjoyce5100 2 жыл бұрын

We all have em!

@mikebaginy8731 2 жыл бұрын

Another brilliant show, Jimmy!!

@8arrows 2 жыл бұрын

The only time Rudy wore a mask.

@adamf663 2 жыл бұрын

That grandma stopping a shoplifter reminds me of another story where some punk tried to rob an 80 year old man who was doing some lawn trimming with a weed wacker. He successfully struck back by using the weed wacker as a weapon!

@zmaxx21 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like he got bushwhacked!

@user-sb7iy5nw9b 2 жыл бұрын

Lol... Nice

@arthurphilipdent291 2 жыл бұрын

He?

@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын

You could easily collect some DNA evidence with a weed whacker. Ouch!

@thisistheaccountname 2 жыл бұрын

I hate Walmart, but what was that dude thinking he was doing with a cart full of groceries and I am assuming he was riding that bicycle. Unless he was going to load it into someone's vehicle and then ride away on the bike. Then how was he thinking he'd get all that loaded up and left before police arrived? Sheesh.

@civil_villain 2 жыл бұрын

The SCOTUS should be expanded to 13, and some actually qualified and experienced justices should be appointed.

@PADS62 2 жыл бұрын

I Completely Agree! ❤️

@rozrich1867 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, I've been asking that same question for many many years, about voting, Thanks for putting that out there, Love You and your Show😍

@withershin 2 жыл бұрын

We're only going to get random OJ jokes for a limited time moving forward. RIP Norm.

@02mb 2 жыл бұрын

Good News Grandma for the win. More of these Good News clips por favor.

@jackmorrison8269 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in Canada our tool shop in Calgary was waiting for a trio of thieves we had on camera from another store. We parked a forklift behind their truck, and locked the doors. 15 guys tackled them, we zip tied em up, and had fun for a few hours before we called the cops

@kiki7217 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know what's more terrifying Rudy with a mask or Rudy without one.

@4leafclover243 2 жыл бұрын

Both?

@kiki7217 2 жыл бұрын

@@4leafclover243 yes!

@michaelmoore2549 2 жыл бұрын

He saved NY before it became woke and insane

@shnola504 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmoore2549 well if that is true, he should have retired while he was still sane.

@robertely686 2 жыл бұрын

Remember when Biden said the jab would stop the virus spreading. And you're still talking about the old cretins?

@MirkaHK 2 жыл бұрын

Put the old trash cans inside the plastic ones! And put the electoral collage there as well. :)

@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

@MrBsbotto 2 жыл бұрын

But that's only if you have time to make an electoral collage. It takes a lotta time to cut up those electoral maps and paste them together 🤣

@nancystowell4877 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBsbotto: 😂😂🤣🤣Great play on words, thanks for the laugh!

@russell2952 2 жыл бұрын

That bladder control ad was spot on.

@thefilmwhisperer1105 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, that shoplifter beats the stupidity of a shoplifter I personally witnessed, trying to walk out with 2 full-size VACUUM CLEANERS!

@mytexasdays1526 2 жыл бұрын

I can't watch several fun shows anymore because of the host or the bizarre contestants now they've ruined the masked singer by having a political figure on as a singer. Dwts was ruined by having a disgraced Olympian who lied. Now this? Who's making these decisions?

@tamarascoloringcoven718 2 жыл бұрын

I guess you forgot about Sarah Palin?? But yet lets be all over Rudi, its a damn game leave it at that. Damn not everything has to be about how your feel about politics. Let others love it for what it is a good family show, you don't like, DON'T watch it, turn the channel, shut the tv off. But let those who love the show enjoy it!

@nancystowell4877 2 жыл бұрын

@@tamarascoloringcoven718 Wow, who pissed in your corn flakes?

@DougUnfunny 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy garbage cans that size are for neighborhood pick up. Regular pick will not take large containers. you have to set appointment for them to take large pile of trash.

@13katecoombs 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, they're trashcans sitting with other trashcans. The trash collectors think you've just added a couple of oddball cans to your lineup and never get around to filling them!

@jacklow9611 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe knock some holes in the rusted places, put some major dents in them, and make them actually look like they need to go with the rest of the trash.

@dolfan0019 2 жыл бұрын

Do you think you're talking directly to jimmy

@alpimarzi5501 2 жыл бұрын

No, they’re too bulky! He has to call 311 and schedule a pick up with the city. Regular garbage trucks don’t take stuff like that!

@ricksimon9867 2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a bit? Obviously the trash collectors will never take those cans; there is no reason to think they would. I thought he was joking, and I didn't get the joke.

@13katecoombs 2 жыл бұрын

@@alpimarzi5501 Aha! Good point.

@howardkerr8174 2 жыл бұрын

"...I'm not going to vote for a Supreme Court Justice that's going to re-write The Constitution every other thursday..." Then tell U.S. John (not the good one ) Kennedy, how did you rationalize voting for Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett?

@charlenelord2628 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, you have to put the trash cans you want gone inside another trash can or wrap them in a giant lawn and leaf bag. I went through this once.

@beapower7045 2 жыл бұрын

I love our Canadian grandmas! She was excellent & I love the way she manoeuvered her cart into that man's way & then said "Excuse me!" So Canadian! (Elders here can feel free to enforce proper behaviour, because nobody here expects anybody else to have a gun.)

@AnnoyingMoose 2 жыл бұрын

Not having a gun IS proper behaviour!

@fitzfitzgerald1249 2 жыл бұрын

We're never as strong, as we are until we have to be. Never Do as much, unless the need we see. Only give our best, when we fail at mediocrity. We Love rather than hate when we admit we're one humanity. We always give more, when compassion moves our heart with unbridled generosity. We Become more of our potential when we are made to see, that clearly our minds can believe in unfathomable possibilities, while seizing every opportunity, here in lies one's destiny. More than our scars, higher than our stars, for in our flaws are what defines our features, they're uniquely ours, as human creatures. We can run faster than on our slowest day. Reason better, and thinking it through all the way, regardless which direction our emotions may sway. We can find our voice when speechless, our strong words with meekness and our Courage in weakness. Always patience not quickness. Silence for peace than loudness, quietness of fear, not hopeless, for time and effort are equally unbiased. We are more than the stories we're told, we're the one's we write, each page unfold. We are the sum of our Lies and truth, fantasy, fiction, faith, and myths, no matter how uncouth. These are what shape us, our lives lived is the proof. We can be more right than wrong. More just than judge. More godlike than unlike. Reflecting Sunlight in our darkest night. Providing refuge. Never more alive until we die within and begin again. A Human Ark Divine in our human spark. by Steven Gooden

@PADS62 2 жыл бұрын

@Fitz Fitzgerald 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 That was really cool!! I Really liked it! You have a talent! 😊🥰😍 Thanks for posting it! ❤

@PADS62 2 жыл бұрын

@@AnnoyingMoose Completely Agree!! 🙂

@fitzfitzgerald1249 2 жыл бұрын

@@PADS62 A new Song From Isaiah 43:2 "You Said " by Steven F Gooden YOU MOVED OVER THE VOID & SPOKE THRU SPACE & FILLED THE EMPTINESS THE DARK GAVE WAY & LIGHT CAME IN YOU SPOKE THE WORD AND ALL BEGAN YOU SAID 3X YOU SAID THEN MAN TOOK HIS 1RST BREATH YOU SAID LIVE & LIFE ROSE DEFEATING DEATH YOU SAID YOU SAID 2X YOU SAID THAT I WILL BE WITH YOU THROUGH THE FLOOD AND FIRE ILL PROTECT YOU I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOIN THRU BUT KNOW THAT I AM WITH YOU YOU SAID 3X YOU'RE NOT ALONE IKNOW JUST WHAT TO DO HOLY HOLY ARE YOU LORD MIGHTY AND THE ETERNAL ONE ABBA FATHER I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE YOU SAID MY NAME AND CALLED ME YOUR OWN I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE. ISAIAH 43:2 I WILL BE WITH YOU YOU SAID בבקשה

@tonigonzalez1926 2 жыл бұрын

Get rid of the Electoral College

@ced3fk 2 жыл бұрын

This is our daily reminder that Look Up isn’t a parody but a serious commentary on our society.

@rickgoldstein9245 2 жыл бұрын

Tell Jimmy he has to call large item pickup. Sanitation workers will NEVER pick up anything unless it is in one of the designated plastic colored bins. We've been using large item pickup for years.

@gobotjones 2 жыл бұрын

Get those rusted garbage cans recycled, Jimmy. Take them yourself, film it, and then air it. Bring along Ed Begley Jr. Everyone wins.

@jsl8461 2 жыл бұрын

This is the correct answer. (Well, in fairness to Jimmy, every region has its own trash collection system, and I don't know what his district does with huge metal trash bins)

@asterix7842 2 жыл бұрын

Get a Sharpie and write on them in big letters “These are trash- please take them”. The scrap collectors who drive around will take them.

@fitzfitzgerald1249 2 жыл бұрын

@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that Cousin Mickie would know exactly how to solve his problem. Her core competencies seem to be in that realm.

@peterross7580 2 жыл бұрын

Really, he's trying to brainwash the viewers using the same MO that was used on him, that's how it works, I'm stupid, now with our system, your a little stupider than me.

@civil_villain 2 жыл бұрын

Amy Coney Barrett never, ever, tried a case to verdict, and had less than two years experience at the time of nomination, but sure, the Republicans are concerned about a nominee they don't even know yet. 🙄

@civil_villain 2 жыл бұрын

Brett Kavanaugh repeatedly lied, whined, sobbed, and wept - *during his job interview* - for a lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land.

@zmaxx21 2 жыл бұрын

All three are hacks.

@therealhiesenberg2731 2 жыл бұрын

Amy Phony Barret

@lolawants2008 2 жыл бұрын

That’s disgusting

@warrenreid6109 2 жыл бұрын

Amy and Brett both should be booted off the court for incompetence.

@zebpongo1 2 жыл бұрын

I sympathize with the garbage can dilemma. I have 3 Rubbermaid cans that have no wheels or handles anymore. They will not stand by themselves either. So I stacked the three and laid them next to and surrounded by the rest of the garbage. This, my finest and latest effort, also failed.

@jackbarry7155 2 жыл бұрын

That exec’s boss is just gonna play this clip for ‘em & be like - “Jimmy Kimmel says you’re fired. Get lost!”

@Godric_71 2 жыл бұрын

You have to put a note on them telling the Sanitation Engineers to take them.

@Godric_71 2 жыл бұрын

@@citrusbutter7718 No. Sanitation Engineers

@audreymuzingo933 2 жыл бұрын

I mean if you're going to try walking out with a shopping cart full of loot, maybe don't try to look exactly like the burglar in the ADT commercials?

@kameronsnowe903 2 жыл бұрын

"trump gave serious thought..." I'm certain that isn't possible

@nancystowell4877 2 жыл бұрын

"Trump gave serious thought" Quite possibly the "Biglyest" oxymoron of the year!

@randc214 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@mikotomisaka8714 2 жыл бұрын

Allowing Rudy Giulliani onto the Masked singer is the most stupid move I've ever heard of on Television.

@andre-qb6os 2 жыл бұрын

@@peterross7580 Yeah. And having Donald Trump as your 45th president is also the most stupid thing I've ever seen. Don't you agree?😎👍🏼

@KrustyKlown 2 жыл бұрын

GQP'ers LOVE the Masked Singer... the dumbest show on TV today.

@renosony6121 2 жыл бұрын

You people are all rejects!

@religionisapoison2413 2 жыл бұрын

@@renosony6121 wow. Must suck to lose, historically bad, to rejects. I'll pray for your non reject self. You're going through such a hard time.

@schmitties 2 жыл бұрын

People still watch cable shows?

@tylerkochman1007 2 жыл бұрын

As soon as that news about Rudy broke I was looking forward to late night shows to unleash their jokes

@libertyhannah451 2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same 😂

@marvinbarragan1231 2 жыл бұрын

What if the person that got the most votes...? Omg I can’t believe how people rehearse these poorly backed statements

@terilw 2 жыл бұрын

I have a lot of questions. Who in the world over at Fox thought this was a good idea? What was he even doing there? I’m wondering what he sang? "What Kind of Fool Am I?" would've been a good choice. If I had been a judge, I would have walked out too! Unfrigginbelievable!

@lirianoc 2 жыл бұрын

Everybody is talking about “The Masked Singer”… it's like “there’s no such thing as bad publicity” 🤷🏽‍♂

@terilw 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen it, sooooo….

@lirianoc 2 жыл бұрын

@@terilw but now you're maybe curious about it. It's all over the news. I've never seen the show either, but I sort of want to see that mess. I will probably wait to watch the videos everywhere... 🤷🏽‍♂️

@terilw 2 жыл бұрын

Same here,@@lirianoc. I’ll wait to see it here. Someone will upload clips of it to social media if the footage isn’t axed.

@sgtsims4852 2 жыл бұрын

Watching " Wannabe Celebrities" Or "Has Beens", Quote Unquote Humiliate Themselves, To Rekindle Another 15 Minutes, Has And Won't EVER Be On My "Must Watch" List.

@johnhaxby306 2 жыл бұрын

"they call me pooky-dooky now". he said that with a straight face.

@judymccown6564 2 жыл бұрын

I will give you $100.00 for them. These would be in my memorabilia cabinet for generations to come. This 75 year old Grammy loves Jimmy.

@shermanculbertson6244 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy’s humor and jokes are always on point.

@coryjones6131 2 жыл бұрын

Electoral minitority: But the Electoral College! Sensible humans: Are we voting for the President of Florida, or the President of the United States?

@timothyarmstrong5987 2 жыл бұрын

Those cans looked like they could be repurposed. "One mans garbage is another mans treasure" Well maybe not exactly treasure but you get the point right. Right? Oh yeah Five stars to Lady standing up for everything decent.

@garyjones7044 2 жыл бұрын

The only singing I want to hear from rudy is in court.

@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын

🙂👏👏👏👏

@musashinagatsubo9574 2 жыл бұрын

You put the old trashcans inside the ones they pickup. Otherwise they just think they are regular trashcans and they are not supposed to take those.

@AnnieWarbux 2 жыл бұрын

Some things they can't take but, if it's in a big Trash bag, then they don't know what they don't know... so the garbage guy told me..

@karendeitrick6508 2 жыл бұрын

Rudy has to earn money some way.He has to come up with money for all the lawsuits against him and alimony. Poor Rudy is broke.

@tonigonzalez1926 2 жыл бұрын

Good

@lisah9709 2 жыл бұрын

He is responsible for this coup, all of his troubles he brought on himself.

@professorpancakes6545 2 жыл бұрын

He'll always have cameo.

@DaveCroy 2 жыл бұрын

Don't let them fool you. He's not broke.

@justaperson7209 2 жыл бұрын

@@DaveCroy HE IS

@lb14188 2 жыл бұрын

Some People actually don't like you Jimmy! I love you! I get my comedy from politics my politics from comedy And my happy from KIMMEL

@suekral9627 2 жыл бұрын

Your writers did a great job changing the words on the commercial. I am thinking if they could put Donny boy’s words to a video of Mr. Ed it would be hilarious.

@douglashenry6996 2 жыл бұрын

The only singing that I'll ever want to hear from Rudy Guiliani is to the January 6 committee.

@MsWarriordiva 2 жыл бұрын

Or in his jail cell.

@oliverseitz9215 2 жыл бұрын

The only true things coming out of Rudy are wet farts...

@fitzfitzgerald1249 2 жыл бұрын

@sammalone7881 2 жыл бұрын

@@fitzfitzgerald1249 what does that have to do with the comment?

@Roncass4 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he can sing it at Sing Sing!

@BooksForever 2 жыл бұрын

They probably didn't walk off because they were angry... they likely walked off because they had to get sick in a bucket. That's what gentlemen do.

@TheNefastor 2 жыл бұрын

I would have just barfed directly on rudy.

@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын

Nicole Scherzinger and Jenny McCarthy (as well as all the cowardly anonymous Fox execs who okayed this attempt to rehab an active traitor) should be deeply ashamed for not joining the walk-out, though it's hard to imagine they have any shame left.

@Enterprise1701J 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy solved the trash can situation. He broadcast the problem - bet they're gone in a day.

@vincentjoyce5100 2 жыл бұрын

Now they know which house it is.

@DD-RSA 2 жыл бұрын

This was one of your best Jimmy

@janlam01 2 жыл бұрын

I like it when the post the monologue before the actual air time. (I'm in eastern time)

@xs10086 2 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t Sarah Palin on that show too? They have a tradition to recruit scum bags

@DaleHartley 2 жыл бұрын

It is Fox isnt it?

@kay_girl_97 2 жыл бұрын

@@DaleHartley Fox Studios is owned by Disney. Fox Corporation is its own company

@twist58 2 жыл бұрын

@@kay_girl_97 And THAT is where many people fail to tell the difference on who owns what. Fox Studios and Fox Corporation are separate entities not owned by the same company. Agree with you!

@hardyharr9377 2 жыл бұрын

Well it is the Fox network so....

@tamarascoloringcoven718 2 жыл бұрын

but they were adult enough to keep their mouths shut, there are being paid for a job, not for your feelings a good time fun, now because once again your feelers were hurt those of us who love it for what it is will prob go away. Were already losing goof family shows. Just because you don't like it are those who love it suppose to stop liking it because YOU don't?

@thisistheaccountname 2 жыл бұрын

The person with the cart full of groceries trying to get away on a bicycle is why people get caught.

@dmmuldowney 2 жыл бұрын

LOL, thanks for the laugh Jimmy!

@nesselmusic 2 жыл бұрын

You have to take the old garbage cans apart to have them take them away, literally demolish them

@stephanpayne1841 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

@McLKeith 2 жыл бұрын

Your quote is from H L Mencken in 1915.

@stephanpayne1841 2 жыл бұрын

TY Keith I thought it might have been PT Barnum. Ballyhoo is Ballyhoo Giuliani is the biggest clown in this circus/sideshow

@marcilk7534 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, when I have things too big to fit in the bin, I have to arrange a special collection. Just put them in your trash bin. They look like they’ll fit, at least one at a time.

@cathyh675 2 жыл бұрын

Not that anyone in his staff will see this, but in my city you have to call because it's a separate truck for items that can't fit in your garbage can. Since they are trash cans I can imagine they'd be reluctant to take them since they are next to your garbage cans. Or wait till they disintegrate on their own outside. Eventually everything will get returned to the Earth. 😜

@laras678 2 жыл бұрын

Rudy's desperate for cash, what with the huge lawsuits and fines coming his way!

@Kevin12321 2 жыл бұрын

They’ve been on their way for 5 years

@valentinadimarco2707 2 жыл бұрын

Che triste fine hai fatto America. Guardate l'opinione mondiale vera,i vostri media sto vedendo sono irreali. Vi censurano persino Wikipedia ormai.

@msoperator510 2 жыл бұрын

Rudy deserves what's coming, & has himself to thank, he knew what he was doing is wrong, yet he continued in his bad deeds.

@spiritualawakenings6251 2 жыл бұрын

I bet no one ever accused you of being smart.

@TSWARD-xb9rk 2 жыл бұрын

YES!!! CAUSED BY TRUMP.

@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын

It’ll be hilarious to hear Rudy sing. I won’t be watching that stupid show but videos will eventually emerge.

@Mondfischli 2 жыл бұрын

... there's only one place where i want Rudi to sing 😁

@cleanmyshortsdavidtrucchio4502 2 жыл бұрын

I love all singinging shows EXCEPT that one. For some reason it's stupid to me and I dint know how it's so popular🤣🤣🤣

@audreymuzingo933 2 жыл бұрын

But .....what if he's actually really good? I could actually imagine his voice working in a Tom Jones or Jimmy Durante kind of way.

@cleanmyshortsdavidtrucchio4502 2 жыл бұрын

@@audreymuzingo933 I can imagine he sounds like Oscar the grouch🤣

@sguitar76 2 жыл бұрын

Next week just leave a six pack of soda or water with a note to "Please Take Me".

@soniainnit3773 2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Kimmel, it is almost impossible to throw away trash cans! You have to put them inside of another trash can. Crazy, I know.

@joblessbum7 2 жыл бұрын

You need to put a note on the cans if you want them to take them.

@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын

When I heard Rudy was gonna be on the show, I assumed they were workshopping 'The Anti-Mask Singer'.

@petegromov9037 2 жыл бұрын

Unmasked Traitor, the next F O X hit show.

@TravisTerrell 2 жыл бұрын

The bins clearly do not look like trash! Without a sign, I would never take somebody's garbage can without permission, even if it doesn't match!

@jimmybobthorn5345 2 жыл бұрын

The Unknown Comic back in the 80s never took the paper bag off his head. Too bad Rudy doesn't just leave the mask on, all the time.

@kingjamos2422 2 жыл бұрын

The biggest shocker for me about the Giuliani story is that The Masked Singer had more than one season. I didn't even know that was a thing until about a few months ago.

@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын

I just found out

@LuisChavez-qq8sv 2 жыл бұрын

The Masked Singer is the Hollywood Squares of today. For those who do not know, Hollywood Squares is was where the washed up actors went when their career was about over.

@danmagoo 2 жыл бұрын

Put the unwanted garbage bins out by the curb, with a sign that says "$20 each or best offer." They will be stolen within 5 minutes - problem solved.

@Jaialai828 2 жыл бұрын

Get that grandma on your show Jimmy !

@erin19030 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, dump the electoral vote.

@lilibee3443 2 жыл бұрын

Get rid of the antiquated electoral college. One person, one vote!

@justinbeechey232 2 жыл бұрын

That and gerrymandering wrecked democracy.

@uffdad8211 2 жыл бұрын

The Electoral College became obsolete as soon as there were more than the original 13 States. It needs to go.

@joeymay2650 2 жыл бұрын

@@uffdad8211 We are not a democracy buddy we are a republic

@uffdad8211 2 жыл бұрын

@@joeymay2650 Technically, you are correct, but we commonly refer to ourselves as a democracy. Thanks for pointing that out.

@middleearth8809 2 жыл бұрын

One person, one vote! Wow revolutionary thinking. Sounds like democracy.

@mikeyfn-a6684 2 жыл бұрын

It's so wild to think all my life I never took elections seriously and really believed it was all a show to put their people in power. For the first time, and I'm not the only one, who decided this HAS to be done, so I voted. Me and millions more who probably never have, got off our asses and told that fool YOU'RE FIRED!!'

@buytry4599 2 жыл бұрын

Your vote matters! Vote America Vote!

@mikeyfn-a6684 2 жыл бұрын

@@buytry4599 ✊

@keithb6717 2 жыл бұрын

And just look who you put in office. A senile old man and a hyena that couldn’t get 1% of the vote. The dnc wanted Kamala all along. You guys are rubes.

@lacountess 2 жыл бұрын

That’s the right attitude. Your future is affected by who gains power so you have to have a hand in it, even if it’s small.

@karlb10024 2 жыл бұрын

so important that you vote in upcoming elections!!! I stood in hour for almost four hours to vote against the orange menace. I will again, if I have to.