It’s so weird to see Schlatt cower like a child under Ted’s iron fist of dominance

Alternate title: two grown men make decisions even 5 year olds know not to make

Schlatt: "When you have things to eat, there shouldn't be bubbles" Also Schlatt: *points at dishsoap*

14:10 his call for mom is a genuine sign that chugging thick water is a terrible idea.

This was the worst day of my life

They weren't lying about Ted's violent tendencies on the hit, popular and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich

The realization in "oh you can't actually swallow that" is so good

The world deserves a part 2 with orange juice, hot sauce, ranch, Mountain Dew, and other horrid liquids

As someone with lactose intolerance, “power through it” is EXACTLY what I do because fuck not eating ice cream, cereal, pizza, and Mac and cheese, and anything else with dairy

“Are you gonna swallow this” “It’s cereal?”

It's funny watching Jschlatt progressively get more and more drunk as the video continues

i legitimately suggest yogurt instead of milk. you get extra tangy-ness without compromising the creamy-ness

I gotta say, Ted and Schlatt are usually the ones intimidating other people in the collab videos they do, so it is a god damn pleasure to watch two apex predators attempt to do the same thing to one another.

Ted: is The Milkman Schlatt: milks men

The look on teds face when schlatt starts chugging the thick water is just pure horror at what he has witnessed

I love how schlatt doesn’t have much of a reaction when he drinks the alcohol cereal but Ted despises it

“Like LA tap water” “That’s not true!” Then why did you buy a bottle of water?

I once ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch with mayonnaise while I was high af on sleep meds. My reasoning was "It looks like milk, should work fine." I'm so glad someone has now shared the burden of this knowledge

Watching them try to eat the cereal with dish soap was enough to activate MY gag reflex

16:31 the way they retched simultaneously 💀

“It sucked going in, but towards the end it got a little better.” -Schlatt 2021

this was ridiculously difficult to watch

Rewatching this video has made me appreciate DougDoug’s will to chug olive oil by itself each day

I love that Schlatt sounds the most furious at Ted while they're utilizing the fluids that HE pick.

im glad schlatt gave the viewers a more immersive point of view in the shopping segment since the average fan is about half the size of ted

Ted and schlatt with the hot take “poison tastes bad”

Literally a classic. I'm rewatching it from time to time and it never gets old. Keep it up boys, we need more content like this

1:35 this totally foreshadowed the margaritaville trip of 2023.

somehow schlatt looks both really rich and homeless

“Big milk’s gotcha by the balls, and he’s milkin’ ya” got me so bad lol

sometimes i put this video on in the morning so i can pretend im eating breakfast with ted and schlatt

I love how they totally skipped over the obvious, best replacement for milk: Yogurt.

Fun fact: Due to olive oil being a large conglomeration of lipids, it’s incredibly hydrophobic, and considering that your throat is coated in water based saliva, the thing that helps you swallow aside from base muscle movements, it becomes much harder to swallow. How do I know these things? I drank a cup of olive oil in my biochem honors class in high school. I nearly threw up drinking it and I’ve regretted it ever since. But hey, the scientific experience was nice.

i like how most of the second half whenever schlatt isn’t doing anything he looks like he’s about to fall asleep

i love the grocery shopping because their friendship really shines through

I think it depends on what cereal you're using for what drinks. I feel like fruit loops would work pretty well with the lemon lime, the lemonade and the margarita mix

*Jschlatt looks at dish soap* Ted : No, that's not edible. *Literally seconds after* *Ted picks up raid bug spray*

Without Charlie to balance them out, these two get pretty crazy.

Legend has it, Schlatt has not returned the lime green Tesla to this day

Ted: likes milk Schlatt: alchohal 🗣️

i feel like this "big milk" character is just trying to stop people from adding amendments to the geneva convention

schlatt washing everything down with tequila and just absolutely wrecking that bottle is my mood 24/7

14:31 shlag’s sole left his body

My only two thoughts during this video were: "why the fuck are they doing this?" and "why the fuck am I watching this?" 10/10

im about half way through, and i realized i was just smiling this big dumb smile throughout the whole thing. thanks for another excellent video, ted :)

The fact that you didn’t do 1 bite but filled a whole fucking bowl every time is what makes this video.

"my cereal is loud and is demanding to know why i would sin against both god and nature so thoughtlessly"

10:41 I thought this was an ad read so I skipped ahead lol

Tip for soap in mouth: If for a punishment you’re forced to put soap in your mouth, brush your teeth right after. Helps the aftertaste of the soap go away easier. Brush your teeth however many times you need. Try to especially get your tongue and the roof of your mouth.

It's odd to see Schlatt with someone of similar height who he isn't completely towering over

2:34 that was so uncalled for😂

Ted looks so happy with a mask on. It hides the tears really well

The Milkman? Trying not milk? Impossible.

"Drink 1 glass of water if ingested" Schlatt: Drinks bottle of tequila

Teds side profile looks like he’s straight outta Whoville

Y’know that one scene in The Half-Blood Prince. You know the one. That’s what this video is.

The way Ted holds the $20 bills and stares into the camera sends me so far every goddamn time I watch this video

“It felt good going in; I was surprised” -Jschlatt 2021

what you said about the cold brew is honestly how i feel about all the coffee i've ever tasted it's good for like 1-2 seconds, then the actual taste arrives, and then the aftertaste when you swallow..

"mommy" Has me dieing bro

I love how Ted seems to be the only person Schlatt fears

I never realized how New York Schlatt sounds until hearing him next to Ted.

I CAN'T 😭 "GET YOUR FUCKING CEREAL"

12:39 One of the most Alex Jones things Schlatt has ever said

Ted is such a kind soul to have let a homeless man eat a nice meal bless his soul

next time try blending cereal into a shake and then use that with cereal

15:54 Puberty Ted

3:33 I have lactose intolerance and I totally agree, I eat cereal almost every morning. "Just power through it... everyone poops"

Ted is basically the singular boundary between Schlatt and death.

It does not surprise me at all that schlatt liked the beer in cheerios

Schlatt washing his mouth out like he did with that woman's head back in 1999.

Y'all should redo this but make it about random liquids as dipping sauces for wings.

“It’s cereal” - Jschlatt, about to eat dish soap.

schlatt saying mommy whilst drinking thick water has ruined my whole week

I feel as though having dark chocolate cereal pillows with milk chocolate pillows inside of them with white chocolate viscous liquid in that, and then taking white chocolate milkshake and adding extra milk that is very cold to make it more runny, and then pouring that onto the cereal would be absolutely delicious. Also, adding margharetia to cereal in the morning is when you know you have a problem... I feel like a tiny amount of lemon juice or honey would work in porridge

4:31 I love how they laugh right here. Somehow you can tell they’re good friends from this clip.

oh god i saw the dish soap and just immediately went “oh god schlatt no”

New title: Schlatt gets drunk while Ted suffers

8:30 this is how DougDoug enjoys his cereal every morning

i kinda love these schlatt and Ted episodes because it’s very clear that Schlatt knows Ted is the only one more demented than him…and he is scared of it

Jschlatt singing Astronaut In The Ocean is forever engraved into my brain now.

I love that Schlatt sounds the most angry at Ted when they're using the liquids that HE choose.

I work at a news station and a few months ago we had a sound bite from a guy who was legitimately named Trend

This somehow went from milk to them sitting next to a bottle of dish soap in 13 minutes.

Ted saying "Welcome to LA." Whilst holding a spoon full of honey nut cheerios doused in olive oil radiates an energy I cant describe

This is like the kids in your neighborhood who liked to make “potions” by combining the most vile substances they could find

Why does Jschlatt hold the spoon like a monkey at 16:18

The thick water reminds me of when juicy chugged an entire thing without stopping on the water teir list with critical

“No we are not doing dish soap, it’s inedible” Next scene: *the dish soap is there*

Charlie is Chaotic Good, Ted is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil.

7:22 “it felt good going in” -schlatt out of context

I laughed way harder than I should've when Ted considered the Raid spray.

You see, the reason why we know Schlatt isn't a Millennial and in fact a Gen Z is the fact that he thought that putting dish soup into his cereal was a good idea. (fucking spelt soap as soup)

if you ever do this again, i would suggest the following products: tea hot chocolate ranch chicken broth vinegar coffee (with creamer) coconut water tomato juice honey sprite

I physically gagged at schlatt chugging thick water

13:02 Why does it look like you guys are pouring a shitload of hand sanitizer on your cereal?

If Chuckle Sandwich has taught me anything, it's that Ted and Schlatt shouldn't be in the same country, much less the same room. This can't end well. I say someone's getting drowned in a bowl of olive oil Cap'n Crunch.

a part of schlatts soul was forever lost after chugging thick water

8:45 Douglas would be proud

i've had cereal both with bailey's and chocolate milk, those were pretty good... bailey's also works in mushroom soup