This is the greatest group of people to be put together. This is like the Avengers.

William: So I have this whale that eats plastic MeatCanyon: *I MADE THE TURTLE LOOK LIKE A BABY*

“Remove wings (too much freedom)” Had me rolling with laughter

MeatCanyon made the turtle into an absolute absurd monster, “Schlatt” just tortured and abused a whale, Swagger turned a stingray into a hype beast, Ted tore off the octopus’s entire brand by taking away it’s main feature, Jaiden turned a bird into an electric scooter, and I’m not even sure what the fuck William did.

I love how "Schlatt" was concerned about the Bladegull having to eat to charge itself or it will die as if that isn't how eating works.

The dynamic of MeatCanyon and "Schlatt" is one of the most entertaining things I have watched

Thanks for having me Ted! :)

I love how you have swagger and jshlatt right, cause people will think like “oh, jshlatt is morally worse” or the reverse about swagger. But then you just hear meat canon say “push your finger though their soft temple”

5:27 I love all the different answers being given simultaneously "Hundreds of years" "Not very long" "With PLASTIC in their systems?"

As a marine biology major this video physically hurts me, 10/10

The irony of MeatCanyon calling Schlatt's presentation haunting.

You know it's bad when Meat Canyon calls it haunting 😆

It is really great to see Ted producing still even better content and it really shows over the past year and a bit of already banger videos being honed into even better content. Kudos to you for your dedication. As a side note if you go to the channel's videos page and keep scrolling the videos endlessly repeat past the colorado river trip and loop indefinitely hahaha wtf

Not gonna lie I sometimes hate collabs cause it’s so awkward but this was sooooooo funny.

Being called a germ by Ted is so gender affirming

It takes a lot of courage to commit assault and battery against an octopus.

Ted just wanted to redesign these ocean animals so that he can murder them more easily. Just like he did to "favorite puppy"

You know it's a good, dense video when the guests range from Swagger to Jayden and it's only 15 minutes.

"this is worse than what I did, you forced it to eat or it dies, slowly losing its power" Congrats Schlatt you just described being alive.

Meatcanyon was great, he was quiet and chill and then when it was time for him to speak he would say something outlandish lmao. Quite, calculated and funny

I cannot imagine what kind of chaos Ted is bringing upon us.

i love how "schlatt" just...didn't change the animal at all he just put it in a fucking cage

11:40 the quick cut to ted absolutely dying over the interaction between meat canyon and schlatt had me rolling

The fact that MEATCANYON OF ALL PEOPLE called Schlatt's thing "haunting" genuinely makes me terrified of Schlatt.

Poor Jaiden. She had no idea what she was getting herself into.

Meat Canyon is truly a specimen far beyond any of our understanding.

I always forget how funny Jaiden is without a script

I'm glad everyone was comfortable with talking to each other. Which makes or breaks a collab.

I didn't realize "Jschlatt" and MeatCanyon would be an entertaining interaction but now I need more

The irony in MeatCanyon calling Schlatt’s drawing a “haunting experience”

love the bling ray, my one critique is that personally i think “i drop bars harder than i dropped steve irwin” would be better than “dropped barbs in irwin”

schlatt and Jaiden interacting is something that i didn't know I needed in life

"The ocean isn't being marketed correctly" Had me dead-

"He is bleeding profusely!" "That's not my fault!" "THAT IS _DIRECTLY_ YOUR FAULT." I need more chaos from Schlatt and MeatCanyon

There needs to be a group channel for this group

That “OH SHIT” from Swagger is likely the most genuine I have ever hear SwaggerSouls sound in my entire viewing experience.

Technically, Jaiden did solve the being shit on problems, because with a bird that can't fly means it can't get above you meaning it can't shit on you, unless of course the bird rolls on your feet and shots on your shoes, then again with renewable energy, it means that the birds don't digest anything which means the birds don't produce waste

Words cannot describe how happy I am that MeatCanyon didn't get the octopus.

Goin through old Ted videos and this has been the best. These people make literally the best duo and you can see their whole friendship just through this video.

ted literally just made an eel

One of the funniest parts of this is that there have been no fatal attacks on humans by wild orcas in recorded history, but captive orcas kill and injure humans a lot more frequently.

such a dynamic group of people lmaooo, i need more with them

You've gotta be a special kind of person for MeatCanyon to be the one calling you "Haunting"

i love how in every montage that includes schlatt on this channel, everyone’s doing actual work and schlatt is just messing around and has fun

Ted may be a little confused as to the reason of the sea pollution, but he's got the spirit to save it, so for Gods sake keep doing ted!!!

My heart simultaneously skipped and gained a beat when I saw Meat Canyon and Jaiden Animations pop up together. Those two are literally polar opposites when it comes to animation.

During this video, I created my own creatures for each of these (yes there are sketches, no you can't see) OCTOPUS: I don't like tentacles, I know some people do, I don't. No more tentacles, just 8 really jacked arms STINGRAYS: I like these guys, they're cute. Now they have superhero powers and can shoot rays of sting to all the enemies of the sea. Also they're practically a living superhero capes. ORCAS: or killer whales, these guys kill everyone just for fun, not cool. now they have no teeth but they do have strong acid that can only be satisfied by plastic. Win-Win! Also they have katanas now so they can keep "killer whale" status and PROTECT the ocean, not kill it. (not cool guys, we can do better.) WHALES: once wolves from land, these animals evolved to the animal we have today. TOO FAR. Whales need to take a step back, they need the puppy eyes and toe beans genetics got rid of. BRING BACK THE TOE BEANS. SEA TURTLES: some people say the turtles are dumb for eating plastic in the first place, well jokes on you they're smart now! turtles now have massive brains and now, not only can tell what is plastic, they just solved world hunger! you wouldn't kill the guy who solved world hunger, would you? I thought not, and so did the turtle SEA GULLS: the world would benefit from the loss of seagulls. these rats-with-wings need to go! ...I'm cooking them, that's the plan. it probably won't SOLVE world hunger but, hey, can't hurt to try! (I'm pretty sure that seagulls are the direct cause of our socioeconomic issues and possibly started the first World War)

What a group of amazing creators. I love this so much

I just feel Ted's heart sink every time Schlatt speaks

Ted: "we've got a business man" aka jschlatt. First thing he says: Jschlatt: "I know what animals need, BIG FAT NUTS"

Ted’s collaboration videos are amazing - he always has the best people on

That was incredible and what a great group to all be put together. That was awesome.

I love having Meatcanyon be a part of this cus it’s like Schlatt has finally met his match for dark comedy

‘Steve Erwin’s death, practically 9/11’ had me choking on my food

This crazy ass collaboration of people is really cool. I loved da video thanks for making it.

dear god William Osman, Jaiden, and Schlatt are in one video together how will the earth survive this.

I like how with Meatcanyon’s drawing everyone is horrified and he’s just so chill ab it.

WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE.

AT 10:38 I WAS THROWING SOMETHING AWAY SO I HAD MY BACK TURNED FROM PHONE AND I JUST HEARD “MR BEAST SEA WORLD 2” AND I DID A FULL 180- AND MY JAW JUST DROPPED 💀💀💀💀

I love how technically the person that knows the most about technology here has camera quality less than potato would give you

11:25 I find it funny how MEATCANYON of all people was complaining about something being a haunting experience

I’m so happy that ted is giving attention to these small youtubers

This was the fucking funniest collab I've seen this year, I hope you make more of this.

Really good video Ted, creative idea, creative people, loved it man

The skinwalker that has been portraying "schlatt" didn't get the killer whale due to randomness, it infact fit right in.

The gods have finally blessed us with a Ted nivision upload

Make this into a series, this is fucking hilarious. Great mix of people

I broke down when he said “they’ll be a splash zone in a couple more hits”

I believe this team of geniuses could do anything

If *THE* Meat Canyon becomes the voice of reason in a certain situation, you know it's bad.

When i saw MeatCannyon as one of the animators i knew this was gonna be great

I can't believe Jaiden and Meatcanyon we're in the same project and that I literally never heard of it until now.

Schlatt, Swagger, and Meat Canyon made an absolutely hilarious chaotic trio that had to be balanced out by the straight men of Ted, Jaiden, and William. The chemistry here was gold. X'D

The way ted nivison thinks and forms sentences is the penecle of timeless humor.

This is literally the best collab ever.

12:02 Can we talk about this? His voice? What? He sounds so small????

4:21 I knew when Jaiden said she “tried her best” that her drawing was gonna actually blow everyone else’s out of the water. (no pun intended)

meat canyon and jaiden animations are quite possibly the most polarizing opposite set of people I've ever seen

I really liked Meatcanyon's involvement in this group, I hope there are more collaborations in the future.

“It’s like something Fauchi would do!”-Jschlat Lol, just like those Beagles

"The ocean isn't being marketed correctly" caused me to like this video immediately. It was impossible to not immediately reward this genius.

"Schlatt" getting the killer whale is not lucky, it's fate

This was an amazing cast

Jadiens is actually hilarious

Everyone: diligently designing their animals “Schlatt” : Dancing chaotically.

this is literally a project i had to do in primary school. We made our own animals and stuff, there as a bear with wings, a checker-colored dragon, ect and i made an ostrich with sharp teeth and ram horns that ran around in this super hot desert

Your videos are so well edited it's crazy good for engagement

God I love everyone of these fellas, what great people

“That’s something Fauci would do” Holy shit I’m on the floor 💀

Only Jschlatt can give MeatCanyon, the creator of many eldritch horrors, a haunting experience.

the William effect, it’s where you want something when you do something but you don’t get it (like when spinning a wheel) but the next person doing the same thing gets what you want

i need more of this so bad

Jaiden is so family friendly... I can't wait to see if she can get this PG enough to upload

They shouldn't be surprised when MeatCanyon showed his. I'm also happy Swagger was here.

Great group Ted. Meatcaynon was an awesome addition. Hope to see these creators back together

6:10 LMAO OMG-

Forget actually removing the trash, where do I go to donate to getting the Judgement Obelisk stationed on a pylon in the middle of the ocean?

This was one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Schlatt's take on Killer Whales had me crying laughing

this group of people is amazing

what a great combination of individuals