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On todays episode of the Ted Nivison show, Schlatt (also known as JSchlatt) and Charlie Slimecicle go online and we created the worst bumper stickers. This is a very funny video that is also very relatable.
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@max.4810 3 жыл бұрын
how did you learn monkey teleport? thats like the hardest trick in the book
@seanconk6808 3 жыл бұрын
I hate my ex wife
@alejandeez 3 жыл бұрын
I hate my life
@max.4810 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jackerickson4747 3 жыл бұрын
This is pinned and it only has 3 comments
@boy-tb9sr 3 жыл бұрын
Cool
@Guess0780 3 жыл бұрын
“Honk if your horn is broken” “I found Jesus, he is in the trunk” and “ Armed Pit bull with AIDS on board” are three of my favorite
@PikaJim 3 жыл бұрын
...Lorax 😳
@boop5636 3 жыл бұрын
I like “I hate my ex wife” and “Repent or burn in hell” for some of my favorite
@randomtinypotatocried 3 жыл бұрын
I want the armed pit bull one
@mustard_squirt 3 жыл бұрын
I mean... I have a pit bull, and I need that bumper sticker.
@therottingvision4766 3 жыл бұрын
@@mustard_squirt does it have AIDS ?
@Lucy-do3ft 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey schlatt I hear your a very religious man. Is that true?” “Ey ya know I'm smellin my mustache”
@roadtrippin1753 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t find it in the vid, timestamp?
@roshanefrazier4586 3 жыл бұрын
@@roadtrippin1753 3:31 :)
@Eymologymentality 3 жыл бұрын
_Fragrance_
@lillianward2810 4 ай бұрын
That line sticks in my brain.
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 11 күн бұрын
@@lillianward2810 its just such a non answer that it brings me joy
@ltolliver Жыл бұрын
I love the implication that Schlatt is convinced Mr Hands ended up in heaven
@breadg1818 11 ай бұрын
Who do you think you pray to?
@Modsu 8 ай бұрын
Mr Hands was the name of the horse, so yes actually
@noisyash4234 7 ай бұрын
@@Modsu Mr hands was the guy
@seignee 6 ай бұрын
@@Modsuwhy would they call a horse "Mister" it doesn't even have hands
@limesandlemons1367 6 ай бұрын
@@seignee Actually the man's name is Mr. Hands' Monster
@ZaqZiemba Жыл бұрын
Late to the game here but I’ve seen that “Honk Jesus If Jesus Honk” van. The best part is that he has those stickers on every other side of his car too, not just his bumper. And yes, that includes the front. The dude can barely see out of his Jesusmobile
@cr0wwgutzz_. 3 ай бұрын
jesusman must go to the jesusmobile
@captainbirch2.079 3 ай бұрын
He doesn't need to see, since Jesus took the wheel
@_Average_Floridian 2 ай бұрын
@@captainbirch2.079 and the windows
@CassidyBrandt-hr1io 2 ай бұрын
Bro is the embodiment of Jesus
@MamiedelaMama 3 жыл бұрын
Schaltt: *religious screaming* Charlie:*fucking terrified* Ted:*laughing his ass off*
@TheGardiner 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: 😡 ✝️ Charlie: 😱 Ted: 😂
@stupidfuxkingnonamophobe 3 жыл бұрын
11:33
@ZZ3_43 3 жыл бұрын
REPENT
@ZZ3_43 3 жыл бұрын
NOW
@jadynshannon7677 3 жыл бұрын
bruh the pope just re incarnated within him hehe
@moth5656 3 жыл бұрын
‘Surrender your baby’ stickers sounds like a great merch idea...
@mustard_squirt 3 жыл бұрын
I would buy ten of everything.
@colton6629 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@shinymewmikyu6630 3 жыл бұрын
I'm selling that
@aeggsthetic2844 3 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the baal-worshippers
@itsismylife-jonbovi3305 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this before this part came up and I was like "Hmm?"
@truehexproof Жыл бұрын
17:14 I love how Ted accidentally put the background layer on top of the actual image
@jayebert4431 Жыл бұрын
No, the image legitimately used to be there! He had to get rid of it for community guidelines!
@truehexproof Жыл бұрын
@@jayebert4431 Ah
@sophasaf 6 ай бұрын
@@jayebert4431it never was😭 i saw this vid like 5 min after it went up💀
@M3ltedicicle 5 ай бұрын
@@jayebert4431 no he didnt he literally said it was an accident 😭
@4Four_Studios 10 ай бұрын
8:19 For anyone wondering, this is ACTUALLY what happens when you dial that number. Tested it myself.
@Bubble_Charlie 8 ай бұрын
WHY DID YOU TRY THAT?
@4Four_Studios 8 ай бұрын
@@Bubble_CharlieMy spirit animal is a cat, which means I'm naturally too curious for my own good.
@NodakRailfan 7 ай бұрын
You see, I forced my friend to call it with no context. Great fun
@BarrenAcc 6 ай бұрын
I can attest, it is still operational.
@4Four_Studios 6 ай бұрын
@@BarrenAcc My man!
@dragonreader7068 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: *yelling at the phone* Charlie: *freaking out* Ted: *laughing*
@genericcoolusername7317 3 жыл бұрын
Someone make this into a clip
@obnxsdonky9394 3 жыл бұрын
I too, watched the video
@obnxsdonky9394 3 жыл бұрын
@@millyhearts very good lol. So? I watched the video enough to see that this guy just quoted the video. That's all KZfaq comments are is telling us what's in the video. Guess what? (we know, we watched the video!)
@imgonnacum174 3 жыл бұрын
Hotel?:🇹 🇷 🇮 🇻 🇦 🇬 🇴
@redkoala86 3 жыл бұрын
Hotel trivego
@bumblebee5337 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt calling the sex line and telling them to burn in hell was pure gold
@mkrd 3 жыл бұрын
how there is 1k likes and no comments
@toast7922 3 жыл бұрын
@Austin Young 3*
@whoreforghost 3 жыл бұрын
@@toast7922 4*
@girlboss2527 3 жыл бұрын
@@whoreforghost 5*
@girlboss2527 3 жыл бұрын
11:31 for anyone asking
@TheDiggity42 2 ай бұрын
I find it funny that Charlie refuses to google Mr Hands but then immediately decides it’s a fantastic idea to call 1-800-Eat-Shit
@NeonSolo Жыл бұрын
The "lumber and metal scrap" joke always gets me, cause that's ALL we used our pickup for. Which we had for like 6 years.
@Pomeranc470 3 ай бұрын
Rare case of someone using a pick up as intended.
@satan69 3 жыл бұрын
To be honest, my parents didnt do the slimecicle wake up call but my dad regularly scared the shit out of me by taking his hands off the steering wheel and screaming like he lost control of the car while driving on the mororway
@kazumaminton4598 3 жыл бұрын
The horrorway
@matvediting 3 жыл бұрын
The lowway
@slugoo6474 3 жыл бұрын
The humorway
@juggerNOTtoday 3 жыл бұрын
The highway to hell
@LevizzzDOTcom 3 жыл бұрын
Dude my dad does that all the time and I always thought that was normal.
@ovvvven 3 жыл бұрын
Ted is trying to camouflage with his couch. Schlatt is trying to camouflage with his wall. Charlie is trying to camouflage with himself.
@m3b02 3 жыл бұрын
@buck trungle Fore skincicle
@Krowbatt 3 жыл бұрын
@@m3b02 vore
@gegggggg 3 жыл бұрын
@@Krowbatt ore
@thehumanpro2351 3 жыл бұрын
@@gegggggg re
@emy420 3 жыл бұрын
@@thehumanpro2351 e
@RobbyBoi_7 Жыл бұрын
(11:33) This cracked me up every time I heard it. It's like Schlatt awoke his inner demons just to say that line very aggressively. But still somehow in a very hilarious way. XD
@justkate_tm Жыл бұрын
one time I saw a bumper sticker that was just a basic black font on a yellow background that said "honk if you enjoy the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz"
@downrightgriffin4014 2 ай бұрын
There's an online shop that sells these alongside various other oddly specific movies with applicable actors
@xnotasweatx 25 күн бұрын
Why would you lie about such a stupid thing on the internet
@flameyay5207 25 күн бұрын
@@xnotasweatx Google it. It's a real thing
@downrightgriffin4014 23 күн бұрын
@@xnotasweatx nah I've actually seen that sold online, so it definitely exists at least lol
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 11 күн бұрын
you did honk, right?
@bingchilling3914 3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the people recording phone calls at that sex line. Schlatts number was probably blocked in fear that he was trying to curse them.
@korbinramirez5368 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@CatalinRam 3 жыл бұрын
8:02 with 11:32 lol and 12:44
@mariegrace0426 3 жыл бұрын
@@CatalinRam yeah
@mariegrace0426 3 жыл бұрын
i agree
@TimBukTwo 3 жыл бұрын
The worst part is I think someone was on the line on that last one. You can hear them laugh and say something about “Whore”. I could be wrong but it seems like it.
@badgamer_1272 3 жыл бұрын
Random number: “Heyy there ba-“ Jesus H Schlatt: “REPENT IN HEEEEEELLLLLLL”
@AlexAintReal 3 жыл бұрын
Or
@badgamer_1272 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlexAintReal or what?
@badgamer_1272 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlexAintReal wait nvm i realized what you ment
@AlexAintReal 3 жыл бұрын
@@badgamer_1272 I just type stuff
@Fawnfreckle 2 жыл бұрын
What's the number?
@CrazyDude5 Жыл бұрын
11:47 LMAO THE PHONE LADY EVEN BROKE CHARACTER IF YOOU NOTICE
@SeriouslyWereJoking 10 ай бұрын
That made me tear up a bit
@oofpls 6 ай бұрын
I'm trying to figure what she said
@andrewgleason3323 5 ай бұрын
It’s automated message, I don’t think it can break character
@SomeRandoArtist 4 ай бұрын
@@andrewgleason3323 well I don’t remember hearing her giggle in her message and she even said wore through her laugh so I really don’t know maybe she just sounds very similar to when she says it the first time
@cyndrift 3 ай бұрын
the voice recognition definitely recognized he said "wh*re" and had an automated response, because she appears to say it as well.
@smooredotjpeg1404 10 ай бұрын
7:35 the way "Schlatt" says bumper sticker here is so iconic, those 2 words will just randomly pop into my head in that exact tone of voice constantly, please make it stop
@Rythefootman 3 жыл бұрын
i like how schlatt explains the horse case the exact same way as he explained it to ludwig in his spy party video
@josephkony3993 3 жыл бұрын
( ´Д｀)=3
@akish302 3 жыл бұрын
He has the same tone as when he explained Rosemary Kennedy’s lobotomy to Quackity
@celibel5686 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq crashed the exact moment he mentioned the horse case
@sunnyp6982 3 жыл бұрын
o7
@kei.13 3 жыл бұрын
@@akish302 And when he explained the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.
@mementomori1822 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you can tell that Schlatt was just WAITING to let out that horse guy fact
@ch401ic 3 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY
@ohoh8454 3 жыл бұрын
Momento mori...
@justapuffin7303 3 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@samwiccc 3 жыл бұрын
momento mori
@ramboy2814 3 жыл бұрын
memonto mori
@prashidash 8 ай бұрын
7:11 "how did you know about this?" isn't it obvious? schlatt was the horse
@Joebidenprodutions Ай бұрын
Vaush be like
@Hexagonal_record Күн бұрын
But hey! That's just a theory! A Mr. Hands theory!
@HungerGamesFan88 Жыл бұрын
theory: the 'gatorade should be thicker' is specifically meant to get people to stop tailing so close
@HungerGamesFan88 9 ай бұрын
also the hellen keller one is likely just to get people to not honk or something
@kingofwhatever1544 3 жыл бұрын
5:00 I love the unbridled rage that went through Charlie when he realized it was the stick figures
@williamkaplan1430 3 жыл бұрын
First time I’ve ever seen him that angry
@overripeschnitzel 2 жыл бұрын
"I FUCKING KNEW IIIIITTTTTTTTT"
@bellaNwonderlnd 2 жыл бұрын
Made ur like count 420 😂
@kingofwhatever1544 2 жыл бұрын
@@bellaNwonderlnd thank you ✨😌
@lillianward2810 Жыл бұрын
There’s something deeply annoying about those that I can’t articulate.
@Infinity_Gamer10 3 жыл бұрын
“No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men”, is something I’d expect from someone living in Maryland.
@f1zz-k1d89 3 жыл бұрын
the east coast is just like that
@arikedokitututafu8569 3 жыл бұрын
@1993 Toyota Paseo another maryland native here, this is very true
@Pharry_ 3 жыл бұрын
As a marylander... I mean yeah pretty much.
@connormead3290 3 жыл бұрын
Yea we kinda just full send every aspect of life
@_finn7312 3 жыл бұрын
from someone who lives in maryland, it probably exists here
@TheBodyEuphoric 10 ай бұрын
11:47 the best part of the 'REPENT' clip is how you can faintly hear the lady start giggling.
@Pomeranc470 3 ай бұрын
It's such an obvious bot. How is there so many idiots in the comments?
@TheBodyEuphoric 3 ай бұрын
@@Pomeranc470 no joy allowed, huh. literally 1849
@Pomeranc470 3 ай бұрын
@@TheBodyEuphoric Did you mean 1984 or something? That phone line is obviously prerecorded and idk how stupid do you have to be to not realise.
@TheBodyEuphoric 3 ай бұрын
@@Pomeranc470 number one: yes, saying 1894 instead of 1984 is the joke. number two: can't people have fun? can't there be joy in this world? be whimsical for once. you might like it
@Pomeranc470 3 ай бұрын
@@TheBodyEuphoric what joy?
@BlindingShad0w Жыл бұрын
Jschlatt is my favorite. I hope he doesn't die
@royalblanket Жыл бұрын
I hope he doesn't get filled by a horse
@hamburger7243 Жыл бұрын
@@royalblanket stop
@SadieSorceress Жыл бұрын
@@hamburger7243 I'll fill you with no horse and no grease
@chadthegiga6235 Жыл бұрын
@@hamburger7243 I hope you don't get filled by a horse either.
@silasthedoofice3380 Жыл бұрын
@@royalblanketya I really hope he doesn’t go to unimclaw Washington and get himself filled by a horse
@idiotonline8787 3 жыл бұрын
“Are they blue gun or pink gun?” The most American sentence ever said
@jeffersonschairr2499 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the name of a proud American yt channel, like, “ARE THEY BLUE GUN??!! OR PINK GUN!?!?! (GONE WRONG)” then the thumbnail is is like way to saturated and everyone has a shocked face, as you can tell, at some point in my life I watched those videos, it was a dark time
@goredCadaver 3 жыл бұрын
then theres the fabled third gun, purple gun.
@elijahaitaok8624 3 жыл бұрын
I’d move to the US just for that kind of gender reveal party
@a_businessman 3 жыл бұрын
@@goredCadaver nerf gun
@littlemissbubble1571 3 жыл бұрын
@@elijahaitaok8624 united states person here: no
@deeformed2475 3 жыл бұрын
“I know a guy in heaven who was filled by a horse.” Now that’s what I like to call a smooth transition
@joshbruning7808 2 жыл бұрын
dont google mr hands
@Blake_murray16 2 жыл бұрын
Should have put that on a bumper sticker
@alexgrubb1057 2 жыл бұрын
NOW DRAW MR. HANDS HAVING A WHOLESOME GOOD LIFE WITH NO HORSES
@Kuriboh1008 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexgrubb1057 oobi
@alexgrubb1057 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kuriboh1008 ?
@enderzest224 3 ай бұрын
I love how Ted looks the same now as he did in this 3 year old video whereas Schlatt has more luscious chops now and Charlie gave up his glasses addiction.
@piercings1ren Жыл бұрын
I was walking around in a parking lot (as one does) and I saw a bumper sticker on someone’s car that said ‘No baby on board, feel free to run into me”
@soulcottage5302 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that charlie is petrified at schlatt screaming at the sex line while ted is just laughing is hilarious
@music-books-films 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Eda pfp
@soulcottage5302 3 жыл бұрын
@@music-books-films hello fellow owl house fan
@k.4tyy 3 жыл бұрын
Before I liked your comment it was at 666 likes, so iconic 😂
@alexb2889 3 жыл бұрын
Hachimitsu
@ldw0696 2 жыл бұрын
What's the number
@andrewwasher6945 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Schlatt takes every opportunity he can to talk about Mr. Hands
@rydermoses8141 3 жыл бұрын
Tim and garret would be proud
@normalguycraig 3 жыл бұрын
And he explains it the same way every time
@maggiearway2578 3 жыл бұрын
My roommate knows about Mr. Hands and brought him up in conversation in a social for her sorority with another frat when they asked if anyone had any fun facts.
@donaghwilson7715 3 жыл бұрын
Well alot of people have that one thing they bring up whenever they can, such as the Kentucky cocaine bear
@normalguycraig 3 жыл бұрын
@@donaghwilson7715 the fucking what
@tk_tony23 Жыл бұрын
"She's in the Buckingham Palace" Oh how I have news for you past Schlatt
@asherwentinsane 4 ай бұрын
"your friends are never gonna come to you to carry their... lumber???? anymore???? D:" is way funnier than it should be
@robyn-es8iu 3 жыл бұрын
I literally saw a sticker that was on a truck with a truck chasing a stick family saying ‘RUN YOU STICK BASTARDS!’. It was glorious.
@kittyplayz1480 3 жыл бұрын
I saw a dnd one with a Dragon breathing fire at the stick figures that read “your stick figure family rolled a critfail”
@leanin7.3l24 3 жыл бұрын
I have one that is a snowmobile doing a wheelie but instead says "run you stick pricks" as it looks to almost hit them
@chrishansen2409 3 жыл бұрын
I hope you didn’t steal my comment and this was a real experience of yours
@kittyplayz1480 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrishansen2409 given the variety we’ve seen, it’s likely
@robyn-es8iu 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrishansen2409 nah I don’t steal comments. I haven’t reached that low yet
@bonnie6624 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t Google Mr Hands” would be a great bumper sticker.
@princeCustos324 3 жыл бұрын
PFFT "Jesus take the wheel"
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 3 жыл бұрын
Tubgirl goatsee 2girls 1cup kekma 1man 1jar mr hands blue waffles Things you shouldnt google
@Llamasomenumbers 3 жыл бұрын
And shaved bears. Don’t google shaved bears!
@crusader2718 3 жыл бұрын
@@Llamasomenumbers I haven't seen that one
@Llamasomenumbers 3 жыл бұрын
@@crusader2718 I’ve only heard about it from a podcast, just from the name I can imagine all sorts of horrible things
@anjnaa.011 Жыл бұрын
3:42 charlie getting jumpscared by Jesus
@Z0eyz_z Ай бұрын
11:32 I laughed so hard at this that my grandma woke up and walked into my room to tell me to be quiet
@aster5600 3 жыл бұрын
worst thing I've seen was "LEARNING TO DRIVE" taped to the back window so big that it blocked their line of sight so they almost crashed into my mom
@audreyli_creations 3 жыл бұрын
this has to be the stupidest thing i’ve seen in a while
@aster5600 3 жыл бұрын
@@audreyli_creations me and my mom were literally laughing so hard but they were driving so slow and I felt bad
@thisissarKAZm 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah to prevent this in my area they have the student driver cars painted/ printed with the writing on it so they can see fine.
@hana8565 3 жыл бұрын
explain how schlatt manages to bring up the mr hands thing so frequently its honestly impressive
@siennamagee5403 3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp brings back memories omg lmao
@hana8565 3 жыл бұрын
@@siennamagee5403 burdine my beloved
@followthemoonsrules 3 жыл бұрын
Funny Enumclaw (where I live) is now gonna be known as where the Mr Hands guy got killed
@Lt_Tappy 3 жыл бұрын
You know what else is impressive? The stallion associated with "Mr. Hands"
@yungdumplingass5519 3 жыл бұрын
@@followthemoonsrules wait you also live in enumclaw
@myztryx Жыл бұрын
5:08 I actually ended up behind a vehicle that had these stickers, but one of the stick figures were pulled off so I guess they died
@cathrinescott6312 Ай бұрын
I will never stop laughing at 6:41 “what and your mother is just extremely open to suggestion”
@warriorgirl2x 3 жыл бұрын
Wait do other families not do the whole “swerve really fast to scare/wake you up while driving” like Charlie said? I thought everybody did that lmao
@completlynormalhypernova666 3 жыл бұрын
My family did that and slam on the brakes
@userKleos 3 жыл бұрын
Are you guys okay?? Who hurt you two??
@Abby-if1yi 3 жыл бұрын
yeah what- I thought that was completely normal until now
@spidermikejr 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, we just got brake-checked.
@toonerdyy669 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I do that to my friends lmao it’s fun
@dan__. 3 жыл бұрын
As a British person I like the sound of driving frantically with a picture of the queen on my window
@m.arnold9145 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds good
@kaboomkp 3 жыл бұрын
British “person”
@dan__. 3 жыл бұрын
@@ralsei985 I might be the only person in this fuckin country that can pronounce water and Tuesday correctly
@MrSkerpentine 3 жыл бұрын
The passenger’s side window is just replaced with a legit stained glass window of Princess Dianne
@kanerva123 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Obese guy
@Ikindaenjoytrains Жыл бұрын
To answer Slimecicle’s questions about trucks, you just basically put anything that needs carrying into the truckbed and then hope it doesn’t tumble onto I-35 while you try to obscure your license plate from the police car in the lane next to you. Hope I could help!
@Macironi_ 10 ай бұрын
2:22 “while he was giving me lots of trama in the back seat” out of context is so bad😭
@fabuloussimon 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt's heavy breathing and intensity in that first minute was surprisingly unholy
@unjustfool12 3 жыл бұрын
that was in no way surprising
@cristalr1613 3 жыл бұрын
@qasqer1004 😳😧
@pissapocalypse 3 жыл бұрын
Yo I thought he was doin sumthin
@vadonnix 3 жыл бұрын
@qasqer1004 AYO??
@sp1n3less 3 жыл бұрын
i’m convinced schlatt just has a google doc of really specific cases for situations like these
@gyrgamer8936 3 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@YanosProductions 3 жыл бұрын
GyrGamer haha funne number
@taeminsnumber1fan 3 жыл бұрын
@@gyrgamer8936 funny number
@Willowsmother 3 жыл бұрын
@@taeminsnumber1fan funny number
@citrusacid7214 3 жыл бұрын
@@YanosProductions funny number
@gr6e 8 ай бұрын
2:44 Charlie has it exactly right here. I own a pickup truck and I literally only use it to move lumber and scrap metal. I should get truck nuts.
@PuppetBoy. 11 ай бұрын
5:43 I learned recently that bumper stickers like this aren't made to express opinions, but to belittle people who are honking at you. It's basically saying "If you're honking at me it's because of this, not because you're mad at me, and now you look silly/stupid/rude." Which... seems kinda obvious in hindsight? I'm surprised I never figured that out on my own.
@freddieowen8831 3 жыл бұрын
As a British person i can confirm we don’t have bumper stickers, the space has to be, by law, taken up by images of the Queen
@therealjesterguys 3 жыл бұрын
I also can confirm as a British person
@yourmom-sb8vd 3 жыл бұрын
Can back this up.
@Grantico_ 3 жыл бұрын
Yep I’m British can clarify
@E_scape_goat 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: during years of revolution and protest in Ireland, Irish spies used images of the royal family and plastered them on their cars to blend in with British and smuggle info. Trust me I was there.
@sergiogallardo1374 3 жыл бұрын
more like king hahaha
@shpellabella 3 жыл бұрын
17:15 that is a good bumper sticker
@TedNivison 3 жыл бұрын
SHIT. Listen I was running on 4 hours of sleep give me a break - you can see parts of it later on lol
@schmerpy2079 3 жыл бұрын
@@TedNivison deez nuts 21
@notyouraveragenat 3 жыл бұрын
@@TedNivison dude what do you mean that’s the best bumper sticker i’ve ever seen
@vanillaicecreamcheesefries 3 жыл бұрын
How beautiful
@monstergamers653 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t see shit
@evankinsler4569 Жыл бұрын
A sticker that looks like a modern Google search bar with “Mr. Hands” typed in.
@gandalf_thegrey Жыл бұрын
7:30 Because its a tale as old as the internet.
@azumarillstanton 3 жыл бұрын
When schlatt said "I know someone in heaven that was filled by a horse" I knew EXACTLY where he was going.
@bananasinfrench 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched enough Roughhouse to know where that was going
@MyoticTesseract 3 жыл бұрын
i just yelled “NOT AGAIN” as soon as i realized
@Abby-if1yi 3 жыл бұрын
HE HAS TALKED ABOUT IT SM IM CONCERNED-
@kikib7455 3 жыл бұрын
SAME LMAO
@kevhartman9103 3 жыл бұрын
Yup...
@bigboyfrotter2007 3 жыл бұрын
7:57 i like how charlie quickly starts having a melt down at the mere mention of the mr hands incident
@Kuriboh1008 2 жыл бұрын
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
@furiousstudios4438 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kuriboh1008 (Listen) BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
@Kuriboh1008 2 жыл бұрын
@@furiousstudios4438 BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
@fern7550 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kuriboh1008 SHINY JUSTICE
@amaracaroline9482 2 жыл бұрын
I would wanna sing the rest, but I don’t know the english lyrics :(((
@MrMaster1112 6 ай бұрын
11:05 aged great didnt it
@nooneinparticular469 11 ай бұрын
Sometimes, I fall asleep to Ted’s videos. Today, I woke up to Schlatt yelling at me that I was a lying whore who would have my place in the lake of fire.
@surftailwarrior3130 3 жыл бұрын
“Gatorade should be thicker” sounds like a tumblr text post and I don’t know how to feel about that
@carcinoVantas 3 жыл бұрын
As an avid Tumblr user I can confirm
@justanothercommenter7306 3 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced that it is from Tumblr.
@TheBonePirate 3 жыл бұрын
oh yeah most definitely
@THATRANDOMDUDE99999 3 жыл бұрын
tumblr
@fred_______ 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah there’s about a 0.000001% chance it came from anywhere else lmao
@pcgamercrab5596 3 жыл бұрын
“Surrender your child” has the same energy as “Yeet the child”
@jacquespaught 3 жыл бұрын
Yeet the child = Chaotic Evil Surrender the child = Lawful Evil
@huskylover8167 3 жыл бұрын
Yeetus the fetus
@ramanavr2344 3 жыл бұрын
Fetus deletus
@theidiotzplay 3 жыл бұрын
Also known as definistration
@kavaler1471 2 жыл бұрын
@@ramanavr2344 why does google translate that to offspring
@Barquevious_Jackson Жыл бұрын
6:56 - The implementation that Mister Hands went to Heaven is extreme optimism that JSchllat believes what he did (Working for Boeing, Experimental Horse Riding, Etc) isn't Sinful enough to land in hell.
@AbsolXGuardian 9 ай бұрын
God is merciful I guess
@shivshankar1409 Жыл бұрын
13:57 *QSMP flashbacks from 1 month ago*
@mintqo Жыл бұрын
she better come back
@lurosie5813 3 жыл бұрын
I’m now 97% convinced that Schlatt was a theatre kid
@hrrrnghmoss2116 3 жыл бұрын
now that I think about it it would really make sense tbh
@buzzsburner.8286 3 жыл бұрын
Marching band gang
@buzzsburner.8286 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in theatre kid therapy
@jhelp_the_fig 3 жыл бұрын
@@buzzsburner.8286 he probably played tuba or did percussion.
@musicalnerd1024 3 жыл бұрын
@@jhelp_the_fig I’m betting saxophone
@josephkony3993 3 жыл бұрын
that "Honk if Helen Keller is a fraud" sticker isn't something niche. My sister genuinely believes that Helen Keller wasn't real. It's a thing nowadays
@meow92005 3 жыл бұрын
'helen keller wasnt real' well.. she still existed even if her achievements werent
@kuntamosby4669 3 жыл бұрын
So does my little brother
@adamcummings20 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea who Helen Keller is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
@aparxiiatari8479 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamcummings20 She was a child who became blind due to a sickness as a baby. So her parents called a teacher Annie Sullivan (I think it's Sullivan) who would teach Helen how to do proper table manners, easy functions like getting dressed and most importantly language. Helen caught on and eventually became very popular because she ended up learning sign language and how to spell around 16 I think. That was a pretty big accomplishment around that time
@aparxiiatari8479 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamcummings20 Blind and deaf
@FreeWi-Fi Жыл бұрын
At 5:20 we're all bumper stickers for the globe as gods slowly tear us away
@verylostdoommarauder Жыл бұрын
6:18 The problem with doing that is that pop culture has made people automatically assume that if a baby shows up at their doorstep, the baby is either magic or destined to do something important.
@PotatoGod2electricboogaloo 6 ай бұрын
Sonic underground
@scottcrow 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The queen of England is not in Buckingham Palace right now but is rather in castle Windsor where she is quarintining herself.
@aleak9602 3 жыл бұрын
Time to get the window stickers out then
@fruit2540 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sir, now I will invade the correct place
@grant5383 3 жыл бұрын
i didnt watch the part in the video before hand and this was so funny with no context
@doebuck 3 жыл бұрын
@@grant5383 SAME LMAO
@zedaddy3530 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@akuma4321 3 жыл бұрын
the _moment_ schlatt mentioned a man who was "filled by a horse" i knew what he was talking about and it filled me with dread
@theasexualidiot4803 2 жыл бұрын
Like how he was filled by the horse?
@isaacisalive 2 жыл бұрын
I know a guy that got filled once. He loved horses.
@winterbloom5313 2 жыл бұрын
Same bruh
@atticusbrown9154 2 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia unusual articles is a dangerous place
@piercemccauley7079 2 жыл бұрын
Well at least you weren’t filled by a horse
@m1k3y48 Жыл бұрын
17:00 This could be an actual unhinged bumper sticker I see on the road lol
@Tao7311 Жыл бұрын
I love how i can use Schlatts "don't Google Mr hands" everywhere and they Always Google Mr hands, and they always are horrified
@kesner8142 3 жыл бұрын
is no one gonna talk about how the woman on the phone was laughing at schlatt screaming at her the first time
@cxtcutsml706 3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that was his mom.
@AppleSauce522 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when i realized she wasnt a bot
@elementalcardboard 3 жыл бұрын
@@AppleSauce522 no it is, I called the number she has a recorded laugh after “ready for some candilizing fun” or smthn like that, still, I think it’s more absurd that the number is real
@joshyip3437 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck the algorithm I had to claw my way to this gem
@TedNivison 3 жыл бұрын
Truly
@alex-p5 3 жыл бұрын
My wife
@bawicz0 3 жыл бұрын
My wife and Jamal Tyrone Williams
@shxrpay. 3 жыл бұрын
My wife and Jamal Tyrone Williams and Mr. Hands
@trash3741 3 жыл бұрын
My wife Jamal Tyrone Williams mr hands and me
@bobsorvagana7326 Жыл бұрын
I'm going on a ted binge at 2 am and lemme say this guy is kinda funny
@AvaTheBetterOne Ай бұрын
“you want some uh, roofies?” “THATS NOT GOOD-“ 💀💀💀
@tired_axolotl9991 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen a "powered by bitchdust" bumper sticker but make it 5x bigger. I then proceeded to laugh my ass off. I saw it plastered on the back of a car in a dollar store parking lot.
@nathanp131 2 жыл бұрын
I saw one at a children’s museum parking lot.
@boywonder9158 2 жыл бұрын
i saw one in a school's pick up line
@spiderflame04 2 жыл бұрын
Had a neighbor that had it on her truck before she got whipped by CPS and kicked outta the motel. They’re still trying to fix the room.
@Mysteryincsys 2 жыл бұрын
@@boywonder9158 I saw one in the drop off line and the kid is always watching Peter Pan in the car
@boywonder9158 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mysteryincsys cool cool
@almondtofuchan3157 3 жыл бұрын
“No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men.” Fellas is it gay to survive a car crash?
@justa12packofrccola81 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@almondtofuchan3157 3 жыл бұрын
you heard it here first folks! not dying is officially gay!
@fale1417 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, it absolutely is!!!
@thecountysfinest 3 жыл бұрын
only if your wearing a seatbelt and don't have a gun on you
@hrianboyer928 3 жыл бұрын
Who you gotta live for? A man?
@emma_nutella58 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think the engineer went to heaven
@poketales9207 12 күн бұрын
"I said NO video games! I'm taking your stickfigure off the van!" "Mommy, no please I'm so sorry!"
@mayochupenjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
they make some shit called “thick-it.” it’s thicker water. you can add the powder to your gatorade. or you could, just, y’know, use canned corn
@unusannusarchive6574 3 жыл бұрын
Momento Mori
@emmasullivan2274 3 жыл бұрын
@@unusannusarchive6574 if you wanna thick-it, then you thick-it
@user-jp7ke9wt3m 3 жыл бұрын
unus annsus
@JrzyDvl-ri4zo 3 жыл бұрын
I think slimesickle would like using canned corn
@alixstar11 3 жыл бұрын
literally misread gatorade as grenade
@Nermadethis 2 жыл бұрын
I legitimately saw a stick figure car family that only consisted of a mother and child, accompanied by a sticker that said something akin to "My daddy died fighting for our country" 😬
@Uranium----...---23592 Жыл бұрын
That's a 😬 moment
@ddl3718 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@aussieginger8597 Жыл бұрын
Nah, someone just peeled his sticker off and he disapeared
@dogf421 Жыл бұрын
rip bozo
@livesinasmallzoo2588 Жыл бұрын
😬
@coltforceplayer 6 ай бұрын
Mr. Hands before: The Guy who got railed by a stallion Mr. Hands now: The dude from Cyberpunk 2077
@Anvysauce Жыл бұрын
10:51 no schlatt she is now in a casket
@Dr.Sunshine_MD 3 жыл бұрын
“ OH dude, you know what, Gatorade should be *thicker*” “you want some, um, roofies?” “THAT’S NOT GOOD”
@imatcpell1987 3 жыл бұрын
Pppppft
@thewatcher9237 2 жыл бұрын
@@imatcpell1987 so like why is there an odd number of wet noodles?
@CJ-sp6lh 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewatcher9237 because if it were 18 wet noodles it would get too crowded innit
@thewatcher9237 2 жыл бұрын
@@CJ-sp6lh you’ve got a good point
@b.ck.t.t 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewatcher9237 Nice
@Sxlmate 3 жыл бұрын
I was zoned out and then all of a sudden I snap back to reality with “REPENT OR BURN IN HELL!!!”
@pcgamercrab5596 3 жыл бұрын
@@femboyeggy8947 what
@markusruizthegodofallsupre286 3 жыл бұрын
@@femboyeggy8947 what
@femboyeggy8947 3 жыл бұрын
@@pcgamercrab5596 what
@RofMalden 3 жыл бұрын
Knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on his sweater all ready moms spaghetti ( forget this line) opp Snap back to reality oop there goes gravity, oop there goes gravity
@mobi4482 3 жыл бұрын
@@pcgamercrab5596 OOP THERE GOES GRAVITY
@chaos2232 Ай бұрын
15:52 this one js so good wtf 😂
@sydneybeu9741 Жыл бұрын
I have a bumper sticker on my car that instead of saying "please be patient, student driver" it says "please be patient, stupid driver"
@nymphomata69 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt's definitely on some kind of list after calling that number so many times just to tell them to burn in hell.
@bradoozy 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt’s been on a list for the longest time.
@bashingmyheadintothewall Жыл бұрын
The fact that someone got a picture of sticker of the queen and stuck it in their back window is amazing, now that the queen is dead I think this is how we should remember her.
@johnburrill2625 Жыл бұрын
She isn't in Buckingham anymore
@rn4796 Жыл бұрын
shes under it
@mcstabbins4501 Жыл бұрын
It's just portals for her ghost
@joshc5613 Жыл бұрын
@@johnburrill2625 in the words of limmy, "she's doonstairs"
@shivshankar1409 Жыл бұрын
I saw that sticker once in a Walmart parking lot my soul left my body
@enchantedlog8459 12 күн бұрын
the slimecicle wake up call was a CLASSIC on my family roadtrips and it scared the shit out of me every time
@Bif550 5 ай бұрын
8:06 Charlie’s reaction is pure gold😂
@kderoeven 3 жыл бұрын
Ted: schlatt are you a christian man? Schlatt: im smellin my moustache.
@draxbrady1535 3 жыл бұрын
As all Christians do AMEN BROTHER
@Awfulfeature 3 жыл бұрын
@Leanne Webber he’s Ned Flanders but would be the aggressor
@poggers217 3 жыл бұрын
Just Vibin
@landummy Жыл бұрын
everyone shoulda used the queen of england sticker when schlatt came to england
@Nerdtendo6366 Жыл бұрын
You know, the queen definitely doesn’t do that anymore
@weirdroadkill 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie: “did your parents ever do that thing where they go wOaH with the wheel to scare you?” Ted and Schlatt: “no????” Me: hang on is this not a normal occurrence?????
@wirepirate343 3 жыл бұрын
Nah Ted and Shlatt are the wierd ones.
@James.D.B. 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's never happened to me...
@flowerflies4567 3 жыл бұрын
its not normal???????😃❓❓
@creeperhunterD 3 жыл бұрын
Im confused. Your parents swerved on the road to "scare" you? Tf???
@leila6735 3 жыл бұрын
@@creeperhunterD is it really not normal? Like I swear everyone's parents would randomly spin the wheel about???? Am I ok??!?
@charlie9619 2 жыл бұрын
i saw a bumper sticker a few months ago that said "Caution: 20 clowns may exit vehicle at any time." and i considered stealing the car just for the sticker
@charlie9619 Жыл бұрын
important other note: it was lime green and in comic sans
@theasexualidiot4803 Жыл бұрын
@@charlie9619 *when you try to break in the car the second the glass breaks a flood of clowns floods out of the car and beat you to death.*
@WarriorMiller-zk2lu Жыл бұрын
I need this and I don't even have a car yet
@YourLocalNo0ne Жыл бұрын
all it's missing is the family bumper stickers but it's like 50 and they all have red noses
@YourLocalNo0ne Жыл бұрын
and it's ALL just the same one, no child, no dog, just the one dude 50 times
@Finnleysfather 2 ай бұрын
5:25 around there when there’s that one video and it’s like “did my son survive the crash(or some incident)peels off little boy on family sticker off back window cop:”I guess you don’t need this anymore” walks away mom just starts balling lol
@ItsYaBoi418 Жыл бұрын
Bumper? Sticker? I hardly even know ‘er!