Same here. Shot out to you DON B. Da ORIGANAL JAMACAIN DON DADA

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ec9ngrOFvZfNfoE.html .

FACTS🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her: so you’re calling me fat? Him: Hell yeah, you’re P-h-a-t, pretty hot and tempting😂 This guy is something else...

The girl that knows what football team Oozing supports and asks him to miss a UCL final that they play in is truly a heartless ....

That’s what happens when u got bars like ex 😂🤣

Ehh that body count and ex questions got his ass

Dude, he didn't even needed to. The box just turned itself into red carpet just after seeing him.

💯

Fr

Lol 🤣 truly

Man has 10 charisma and 10 intelligence on fallout

men forgetting charisma isn’t the only thing that gets a girl. it comes down to weather or not she finds you physically attractive too.

@@ina43431 nah, his charisma is getting you far.

Enter: Castillo

Had more references than the royal rumble

Wwe for life!! This guy is amazing 🤩

Agreed.

The Pedro Morales line had me rolling 😂😂😂

A four star frog splash , LMAO

who is Castillo?

@@lesegom7172 S1E8

Castillo got sleeazeball vibes not on this boys level.

Big man ting 😂 ​@@lesegom7172

Sniper out now on all digital platforms

And he knws it.

She’s bad asf tho no cap

Facts !!!! She’s too bougie

@@abdrahmanezahef9320 it’s ur job now to humble her😏

For real

Gang business 🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

Oozing sauce #shitspurs

Vio

alla that sauce for a 7 fam lessa that

DEPRESSIONS LOOZING AFTER SPURS LOST HAHAHAHHA

He has his own channel Expression oozing

@BigTurqouise Pencil stfu

@BigTurqouise Pencil good thing attractiveness is subjective... What's ugly to him is beautiful to someone else

@BigTurqouise Pencil and she would judge a dude off of him wearing labels and his money and if his mom doesn’t like her witch has nothing to do with her relationship

@BigTurqouise Pencil So if you don’t want to go for someone you find unattractive that makes you shallow? Attractiveness is subjective.

@BigTurqouise Pencil She asked him how much he earns because it matters to her! There is nothing more shallow than most western millennial women. It is women providing wealthy men like this with all the options that allow him to be picky and more shallow himself.

Legend 😭😭😭

He need to be a rapper or ghostwriter or something

@@YoungYahtz94 That’s not his, he took that bar from Nines

@@DXRKSIDE oh tru either way tho he’s still hella witty and be comin up with some slick lines and metaphors

@@DXRKSIDE Still smart asl for pulling that up just in time

Me too

Come like Chipmunk not running out of bars

ikr

The only one that can beat him in punchlines is Big L rest in peace

“Rolex don’t make belts, there’s no point wasting time” killed me

The guy is straight up weaponised adhd 😂

He is totally legit!

Factss he's solid

You're everywhere

This is getting old already. Please find something else.

he doesn't even need protection

arsenal fan TV people know him very well with sophie

Fax

I'm straight from there

Only way I would even find something like this! Those guys are great!

Came from there too😂😂😂😂

Yeaaaagh💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

This nigga is different 😂😂

Is idol said it first

Lol you lot must be young you know the original comes from ‘Chris Tucker’ movie called: Money’s Talk

@@khuramijaz9285 Tell dem..brudda hahah

King of improv, he vould make a mean ass comedian

That’s mad

Oh man this guy spits fire 🔥

F**k 😂

you have no clue what an og is if you think this is it

@Mr Smith That's not what she said in her review...

@Mr Smith you don't get it. There's more than one way to have game. There are chicks who won't like his vibe, for sure. But that's what makes it even more important that he presents himself as he is. He has no issues getting pussy 💯

Yeah. And yet he still has great delivery and punchlines.

so a comedian?

I thought I was witty, I think I just met the real deal. It might be written though

@@tremanetucker7166 can’t be sure but I have seen his streams and he is still rolling lines off one by one.

@@tremanetucker7166 bro just watch any of his videos especially the the ex files series

Big time

my favourite was 'i have more pipes than British Gas'

Girl : so you're calling me fat? Ex: "yes, you're phat p-h-a-t : pretty hot and tempting. ". I didn't see that coming😅 7:03

These woman need to work for their own money. All of them out here trying to pick a guy with money such a put off

@@theworldofcrazy5589 Trust me, what are YOU bringing to the table, if I'm on 60k a year I best be seeing you on that aswell. Double standards all the time.

dat killed for me 'am i universal credit blud'😂🤣🤣🤣

@@dally369 They don't want you. You don't make enough money for them. They want you to be making 120k/yr, and if she makes that already, then she wants you to instead be making 180k/yr. If she were already making 500k/yr then she'd want you to be making 750k/yr.

Shots fired

big man ting

I deleted my comment when I read yours. 🤣🙌🏻

Bruv

That fully took me out 😂

I fell on the floor

Faam this is a shout how comes i never thought of this

That would be legendary 👌🏾🤣

make it happen @footasylum

Expressions ty darkest man and filly

Omg thiisssssss

Pure class!

I wanna see a show of him and Russell Brand just shooting the shit talking to everyday folks on the streets.

I love how your pic is the Earth Wind and Fire thumbail

@@youeatcerealwithafork Hey I think you're the first person who's noticed or said anything about it lol and I've had it for a long time

@@jamayil Yeah both have elite banter, crazy collab

Don’t tell her tho 😂😂😂

he has many shows lol

@@HerbMcGruff100 where can i watch em

@@jayya1k Type in Expressions Oozing and enjoy the ride 🤣

He supports spurs for a reason

SMOOTH AF

SMOOTH like your comment 🤣

Old Chris tucker joke but still legendary

Man was too quick with it😂😂😂 Did he practice or something? Damnnnn

covered in Vaseline😂😂

Well let's not insult dried paint. Compared to her, paint has many "purposes."

Truuuust, she wanna chat about looks but that's literally the only reason she's on this show 😂

@@Johnny_Zed true

@BigTurqouise Pencil Clearly! One of the first things she asked was "How much do you make?"

Dried paint doesn't want your money

It's true tho... First champions league or first kid? I'm taking the champions league tbh

@@FranciscoSilva-xk4hg hahahahah any arsenal fan would

This isn't funny smh

@@JTG313 lol well i thought it was quite funny

@OrignoleWorld arsenal still has zero champions league

Exactly

Deluuuusional

If you check out her IG she brags about being "THE CONSCIOUS HYPOCRITE". So not only does she admit being a hypocrite, she brags about it by saying she's the most hypocritical and aware of it. She's a NARCISSIST. Avoid them like the plague!!! (an actual plague, not this BS COVID stuff)

@@anonymousincognito7831 yeah ugh so annoying, don’t matter how peng you are a real man wont put up with that for long. she just needs a obedient simp that she can walk all over in her life

@@MClovinHD3D You mean that she walks all over? lol Thanks for the reply.

True and it's not like us nowadays just to please others

fully using that line

@BigTurqouise Pencil ur crazy fam

I was looking for this comment man has better wordplay than slim shady😂

Any shallower and we're both treading water...

Same! 😆

I watched this video just now, when this man said here comes the money, are you Shane McMahon's sister?, I was done!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

Forgot Chris Tucker (PHAT line and his friend 'Pedro Julio Gonzales etc'), all chris tucker jokes :)

Jim carey 😂😂😂

@@jaquanwaller8937 when he says “you can suck it like Dx man” and “I got more game than triple h” 😂😂😂😂😂

Lmaooo girls only give 5 6 or 7 and 7.50 which is ur hot asf goooo look at every girl

Stop it g 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah he's hilarious but on a first date you don't want constant comedy, especially for serious questions.

Her: calls him shallow Also her: ya Imma rate him a 7.5 over a headband and a shirt

That’s why. He’s too quick for her and it pissed her off then she gave him a petty rating.

Gift of the gab

Meanwhile I aint got a silver spoon or silver tongue

He have such a flow, im asking how can i get it myself being a young man that he was not in that kind of enviroment, all white enviroment and i dont have that naturally but i would strongly like to get it honestly

@Tyshawn • 10 Years Ago • EXACTLY. You gotta find your vibe and OWN IT. That's the lesson to learn from Expressions.

😂😂😂😂

She was shit testing him the whole time and he passed every test with smoothness.

@BigTurqouise Pencil why are you under every comment being "that guy"🤷‍♂️

@BigTurqouise Pencil Shut up you've got no sence of humer

@BigTurqouise Pencil I doubt u found that funny you just felt the need to one up an anonymous person online. Pathetic🤣

G.O.A.T 😂😂😂

What a guy 🤣

Nines bar

😂

That's one epic line!

And it went over her head 😭🤦🏾‍♂️

for the same reason "nice" guys exist. the world is full of entitled idiots 🤦

I don't even think anything he said was shallow. for example when she asked about looks, people love to pretend that they always go for personality but nope, we are not wired that way. good looks= good health = chance of healthy children. If you're meeting someone for the first time, you don't always have their personality in mind because their appearance is what you see first. also who says you can't have both personality and looks? attraction is very important, people just don't want to admit it.

@@TitaT no your correct and I agree with you?? I think your missing my point and I wasn’t specifically referring to that part lol

@@hawaiianrussian1047 oh, sorry 😅

@@TitaT it’s ok 😂😊

She only went against him after he didn't only choose the YES card regarding a potential relationship. (forgot the exact question) After then she increasingly tried to find excuses to accept his nonacceptance. She was hardcore for him before that despite her attacks.

It's a crop top not a bra lol But I have exercised in just a sports bra and shorts when it is so hot. No difference than a bikini top

To me it is no problem not a big deal the nips are covered

@@Courtney-pe2iw calling a bra by a different name doesn't change what it is. like females running around in panties calling them shorts. like i can see how many days its been since you last waxed, that is panties.

It was her assuming he ain't a millionaire. Flat out said she doesn't think rich people wear labels. Wasn't taking 2pts off for a headband.

@BigTurqouise Pencil you replied to every comment here attacking him so no wonder you're a salty woman making excuses for this dry ass double standard having wet blanket of a woman.

@@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi for real...

Lol

I like a guy like this. He's honest. And hysterical.

@BigTurqouise Pencil And he will knock you out

This guy must be fucking loads in London he is so good with comeback banter . Legend

You know what time it isss😂

@@panathasg13 No, I think growing up overweight meant he really had to find himself as a man, so he's learned to ask himself questions before any woman asks them.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

😭😭😭

@Lose Yourself it means they don't look at her

@BigTurqouise Pencil out of respect. Not looking at her is an exaggeration tho. More like, not attempting or thinking of attempting any romantic or flirtatious advanced toward her

😂🤣😂🤣😂 Me Too

Same

Same

Same x4

MeToo

couldnt stop laughin

Kind of a subtle but accurate dig at Tottenham Hotspur lol

He got her on that one.

Yooo this the comment I was looking for..... She was at a loss for words!😂

Thank you! I finnaly understand what he said

That’s legendary Chris tucker said it

Nah there was no save necessary. The more worrying thing is that she doesn’t know who fat Joe or lean back is😔

A legendary save👑👑

Quick with it!! Man's quick with it yo!!

He got that from the movie Money Talks

You said it right! 🤣🤣🤣 he has got a big mouth like Chris

Real talk

He said it. He's also friends with Pedro Morales Magonzalez Morotta Mollasso Megusto lol.

@@seanwilson5516 if you know Chris tucker you know what movie it is😂 MONEY TALKS

@@TheoJ no its rush hour 2

And he chose Chocolate Superman.

Yo Preston he must have put 10 points in charisma innit

@@thomasjohnston39 Not just 10. 20 points minimum.

Blud

Never forget women are humans too

Everyone knows lol, he ain't goofy you yute it's called british humour you know dem way der.

@@amaanali9525 banter yea

The biggest problem with foreigners. Especially east asian ones

You should see what happens after marriage. You really think parent are not gonna sabotage the relationship or marriage, you know how many times I saw women getting traumatized and into depression because of his mom. And as this guy before me said, if my parents don't want him than my @** is going nowhere 😅

@@AngelicaxKleopatra if my parents tried that I'd make it clear if they continue with that bs I'll cut them off. Trying to sabotage my relationship over petty bias is childish. Letting your parents control your life as an adult is also childish.

@@AngelicaxKleopatra That's shitty behavior on the parents part then. They don't even care about their child's happiness at that point, they just want to feel like they will always have power over you, and they'll put you and your partners life through hell to keep it that way.

How is living in a fantasy when that's reality? There's culture where the parents/family dictate who is acceptable to be your spouse.

@BigTurqouise Pencil yo chill bruh the same way someone has to be able to see and identify colours to understand your stupid name

@@lullabybro1729 exactly bruv

@BigTurqouise Pencil Yea, you big doody hea...face!

Did you guys also get the HHH game reference, Rollin Limp Bizkit, double header for wrestling fans! G-Unit fan here too.

I thought I heard that name

She has enough red flags to be at a communist parade

Yes, she is! First of all, she is proud for has onlyfans, oh gosh!

@@jubernardi23 yeah very proud indeed

@Chinon Chinan You live in a monastery?

More red flags than a Chinese communist parade

Ty would be asking her for money fam still

Ty🎧🎧 would be asking for Pizza 🍕 and half the bus fare to go on a date with this girl. Imagine when it reaches valentines day!! He'll be asking, "Where's the card then?"

@@dwayner901 facts

Ty is tryna chase a bag💯💯Less of Yasmin

@@dwayner901 🤣🤣🤣🤣That card part got me choking man 😆😆😆😆

she prob didn't get most of the jokes

She's a hard gamer emotionally. She tried hard not to give anything away, and that's because she's selfish. A hard gamer doesn't seek equality only advantage.

@@a.m.armstrong8354 preach

Botox

cause his humor is the kind that only appeals to men. he’s not funny imoe

That’s nines bar

My Guy with the Don Demarco reference, i appreciate that. #SMRRRRRACK

@@malcolmlittle1532 you know the vibes

The fact that he thought of this off the top of the head is insane. Og Tings blood!

SMACKKKK!!!!

In the words of patrice O'Neil... "let a woman talk for long enough and she'll tell on herself."

@@lawrencebolt3540 I do it all the time 😌😂

You know brands like Gucci really do market to those who want to flex? I don’t think it’s unreasonable when you consider that.

@@imadrawer9721 that's not the point the point is her bit ching about double standards and then she goes and says that

You them way there x Infinity.