NotTheo, why are you eating birds?

The bird struck back from beyond the grave.

Tenma’s cat doing CAT things

This cat has taste.

Same reason we crave fast food even when we have enough money to afford steak for every meal

That is great. Theo just depositing the leftovers on Tenma's floor. My cat is a weirdo too. Only eats kibble, refuses wet food. She will eat every dust bunny/toy mouse/crumpled piece of paper she can find though...

Theo-"finally, some delicious fucking food" lol

That's why you never spend money on cat things. My mom's cat loves water bottle caps more than anything in petsmart

People ignore very easily that "domestic" cats (felis catus) still share most of both genetic structure and features as feral cats and other felines, they're basically feral beings that aren't that aggressive to humans and can coexist with them but that wild aspect of them is always there.

Our work cat (rest in peace, had to put her down last year) was a sweetie but she was _ruthless_ towards mice. Coming into work one day was lile a scene from Predator. Organs, heads, half a body with its skin missing. She regularly had worms.

Well, Tenma, you can't say no to prime roadkill.

Tenma "Cat M.D." Maemi

One of my cats is addicted to eating plastic bags, groceries are a challenge

"Ah, fresh roadkill.... Le Manifique" - probably Theo

Growing up we had a cat that spent the 1st month or so of her life as a stray. She would go out into the woods (we lived in a forest) and hunt for days at a time. She would also leave "gifts;" half eaten kills. I learned later that cats see their modern owners as failed hunters, so the message was: "I don't want you guys to starve, so here's some food for you."

My cat is fat, and sometime he steals neighbors' juvenile chicken. 😂😂😂

Kinda reminds me of what Ghallager said about cats, "..they'll turn their nose at fancy food and then proceed to lick their own butt, might as well make butt-flavored cat food."

Quite the Theo-ry indeed. Cats most certainly don't care.

Let Theo enjoy his hard-earned meal. Still better than half the factory stuffs we put in our bodies, lol.

Atleast the mods are being fed. 😂

Awww, theo trying to feed mama.

this whole boss fight was KINO.

10/10 thumbnail btw you always do great work on those

Theo sees gourmet cat food Theo: DISGUSTING! Theo sees a rotten dead bird Theo: this is some gourmet sht right here And that's all cats I can relate 😶

Had a stray adopted. Mofo never ate anything other than that bulk dry food. We tested almost every brand. Nah, let me consume the cheapest driest low quality food ever! He absolutely loved salty pastries however. Weird ass cat.

Theo eats birds (superior species) to become an even higher existence, a god. All to match the name, his owner gave him~

😂😂 Cat's are crazy

Poor NotTheo he can't even eat a dead bird on the road these days

I am missing one bird, at least now I know what happened to it

Mother's Siamese cat eats bacon, lettuce and any kind of gluten left on the counter.

Cats will do what cats will do. Theo wants the fresh crunchable birdses... Is Mi-chan's cat Gollum? Wait, no, Theo is too fat for that.

Just car things

Once I kicked something under the table at home. I believe it was a birds foot/leg, since my cat (she was the only one of her siblings who did this) had just left some feathers around the house, and it looked vaguely twig-like. It got vacuumed up so I never confirmed, but I also never found a bird so it probably wasn't that big. In comparison my dad's current cats are probably the worse bird hunters in existence. They get very enthused watching them and can sneak into positions to watch them better, but when trying to get any closer they're not exactly quiet. I've told my dad he probably doesn't even need to worry about spooking the birds first because his cats are so loud they'll do it themselves.

Her cat will introduce bird flu to japan.

😂

Have you tried to read the ingredients on cat food? Feed it some cheap fish ffs

Chad Theo vs. Virgin Maemi

More likely after eating the bird he ate some grass.

Ahora se el porque del nombre del canal

and you downgrade their food after giving them the expensive one? nah, they won't eat that shit

NotTheo, I know Tenma doesn't feed you, but you can't just go around killing and eating birds

What's the lore on the cat stuck in the basement? I'd love to read it ❤

Typical

To be fair, we eat dead birds all the time. Might go buy some chicken tenders later. Also wasn't there a study on diets for cats comparing raw meat versus cooked meat and showcasing generational degradation when eating cooked meat? Maybe Theo's just craving some raw meat. Well, it's not an issue if your cat is spayed so, as long as he doesn't get sick.

Dogs are worse. My dogs regularly commute between mine and my mothers house, we often buy the same food and split it on big bags. My dogs won't eat it if its at my house, but my god if they come across it at my Mom's _they'll chow down on that crap like its the best thing they ever ate_ But at least they'll be happy no matter what and won't give you an attitude.

Don't let their size fool you. At the end of the day, cats are still predators. That dead bird may have just been alive and the cat mauled it, taking it home as a prize or a souvenir.