Terrible Dating App Messages | Sad Boyz
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00:00:00 Jarvis's New Magic The Gathering Cards!
00:03:24 Foot
00:07:15 Mail Time!
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00:28:19 Dating App Messages
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@bighormsheep Ай бұрын
having the foot fetish is ok, but the actions they took due to the foot fetish were weird; you're not kinkshaming, you're behavior-shaming
@MrGoldfish8 Ай бұрын
Exactly! It's a basic violation of consent, and that's a problem with or without the feet aspect.
@animuswonder Ай бұрын
@@MrGoldfish8 kink shame is allowed when you’re forcing other people into your kink/fetish without consent!!!!
@AsexTwin Ай бұрын
this is exactly how i feel about those celebrity feet sites
@mars_mallow09 Ай бұрын
exactly. any fetish that doesn't fetishize minorities/certain groups of people or hurt anyone is fine. it's what you do with it that makes it weird.
@hoathanatos6179 Ай бұрын
Yeah, so many guys with foot fetishes feel like they can just snap pictures of people's feet and put them online because the majority of the population doesn't see feet as sexual. That shouldn't matter; you are still taking images of people's body parts without their consent for the purpose of having others sexually satisfy themselves with them. It's no different from taking crotch-shots or pictures of a woman's boobs without their consent so that you and others can jerk off to them. That's a crime here in Canada.
@MalekWithoutFear Ай бұрын
Jordan casually saying "Hitler Style" in reference to the "one ball" joke and no one reacting at all is killing me 😭
@420Kleiner Ай бұрын
Can't believe they glossed over that
@MalekWithoutFear Ай бұрын
@@420Kleiner Jordan always says the most hilariously unhinged things and they never react. They must be used to it by now.
@lunamercury_3113 Ай бұрын
That killed me 😂😂😂
@Izzybellathewitch Ай бұрын
Feels like a pretty British joke, I know as kid in the 90's we all made Hitler jokes about his one ball etc and I'm don't know if it crosses the culture gap as much. Had me in stitches, especially how just nobody reacted
@mars_mallow09 Ай бұрын
It's so hilarious to me how Jordan constantly makes the funniest one-off comments that no one acknowledges. It's like a little gift for the listeners 💀 He always says the most smart and hilarious things with the BEST timing.
@thenumberIX Ай бұрын
Who up sadding their boy
@TurbopropPuppy Ай бұрын
who up boying their sadz
@icantthinkofaname8139 Ай бұрын
She sad on my boyz til I pod
@plsxanny Ай бұрын
@@icantthinkofaname8139yes
@mothboy420 Ай бұрын
every day brother 😔
@mars_mallow09 Ай бұрын
Who their up sadding boy ✊
@lixak6307 Ай бұрын
I need “Jordan and Jarvis react to messages women receive on dating apps” as a series NOW with guest star chadchad
@sashuni1064 Ай бұрын
Yes! I second this
@bryceduyvewaardt8136 Ай бұрын
Agreed!
@susie8799 Ай бұрын
@@sashuni1064i third this
@kev_whatev Ай бұрын
I think you’d enjoy Gabi Belle’s podcast Deranged DMs
@Ramberta Ай бұрын
yes please! if they all want to do it that would be amazing
@user-unfriendly_-o- Ай бұрын
My strategy for sending messages to people who aren't already my friends is imagining saying them out loud to a random classmate and then imagining what their reaction could be. Like if a message is too long it would be super weird to say out loud without a pause, if it's just a statement it would only get "oh thanks" and I would have to run away awkwardly or make up a new topic. That's how my autistic ass navigates.
@brynna8619 Ай бұрын
I like that a lot!
@flyingsnail_art9170 Ай бұрын
This sounds super useful! I might try this :> I’m autistic too and I can often overthink and stress over messages T_T
@ethanmontgomery4744 Ай бұрын
Every day Jordan gets closer and closer to looking like Bob Ross
@WafflePrince Ай бұрын
An even sexier Bob Ross you mean
@LizJones-mp5bl Ай бұрын
briefly got excited bc my submissions were featured but then remembered it was bc i look like i swallow magnets and watch kurtis conner
@Kibannn Ай бұрын
I require a Jordan January 6 Compilation
@elicarson6134 Ай бұрын
considering doing a sad boyz binge and compiling all of jordan’s best glossed over and/or repeating jokes/bits bc they’re so good
@Kibannn Ай бұрын
@@elicarson6134 doing the lord's work (I love the boyz but I could never)
@jollygreenwhxre Ай бұрын
someone should make that a section on the sad boyz wiki so it can be continuously updated!! i would do it myself, but i don’t wanna
@flor7046 Ай бұрын
a sad boyz podcast isnt a sad boyz podcast without the sitting all ways except conventional and i have to admit i appreciate it
@rono3457 Ай бұрын
29:30 a personal favourite
@flor7046 Ай бұрын
@@rono3457 HAHAH same here
@justbeingmar2690 Ай бұрын
she sad on my boy til i z
@rowannnnnnnnn Ай бұрын
you🫵 Good job making funny haha
@fiftran Ай бұрын
This works too well
@NDM800 Ай бұрын
She z on my boy till im sad
@ecliiipsssse Ай бұрын
jordan saying howdy in the past has permanently changed my vocabulary and now i say howdy regularly and id just like to say i blame jordan for this
@Number1drizzilefan Ай бұрын
I carry with me the shame of knowing that Undertale planted howdy into my vocabulary
@ecliiipsssse Ай бұрын
@@Number1drizzilefan undertale 🤝 jordan
@demetriam2408 Ай бұрын
@@Number1drizzilefanI'm a fan of both but I said Howdy before I knew they did, so I'll take credit for teaching them this (I am clearly the inventor of this word)
@notapeacockfan3356 Ай бұрын
@@Number1drizzilefanI simply went to church camp with too many Texans for 1 week when I was 14, and then jordan permanently branded it into my lexicon
@rVnsunshine Ай бұрын
Help😭I am a waitress and we had ONE country show in town, and I worked that night and said it to all the guys in hats. Now I cannot separate it from my vocabulary😭
@eireiksbourder Ай бұрын
Jordan's fit goes so gotdamn hard 😭😭 teach me your ways m'lord
@v_bunny Ай бұрын
RIGHTTT these guys have such immaculate fashion choices, jordan esp this episode is killing it
@mars_mallow09 Ай бұрын
Yess, fashionable AND functional. I can always appreciate a cozy outfit that goes hard
@Beautyaddixion Ай бұрын
It's a T-shirt and jeans???
@eireiksbourder Ай бұрын
@@Beautyaddixion 🤓☝️
@jon-cx7jq Ай бұрын
@Beautyaddixion 😂😂😂 I was like he looks good but he's literally wearing my walk around outfit
@milessolomon4864 Ай бұрын
Impatience is a massive red flag. Not a good sign for any future relationship. It screams insecurity. If someone doesn't respond for a long time, wait a bit longer or just take the hint. Don't send a semi-threatening or rude message. It's pathetic.
@1WEareBUFO1 Ай бұрын
Truly brainless and desperate
@hoathanatos6179 Ай бұрын
In general, I've always just never liked impatient people as someone who has the patience of a saint. I feel like people genuinely get upset with how understanding and patient I am because they just can't behave in the same way and see it as unnatural.
@froggy5748 4 күн бұрын
I suck with being patient and it’s never crossed my mind to demand responses tbh. Unless it’s an emergency i can go to something else while waiting for a response lol
@curnies Ай бұрын
"Want want want uppies" was one of the funniest fuckin things I've ever heard, after all the roasting on this wild ass message 😂😂😂
@CassieBee5 Ай бұрын
I watch these episodes sporadically, and every episode I happen to come across, Jarvis and Jordan look increasingly more like the "dad" version of their former selves
@_ericc. Ай бұрын
Imagine watching sad boyz for the first time and it’s 20% family guy impressions
@macularius Ай бұрын
yet another reason they should collab with drawfee, which is 80% family guy impressions
@aliglikesit Ай бұрын
The apps are a nightmare- some of these dudes need to be ethically non monogamous at the gym with each other and leave us out of it lol
@hoathanatos6179 Ай бұрын
Well gay and bi men do it all the time. Monogamous gay men are constantly complaining that they can't find a guy because no one wants to be monogamous with them and don't tend to want a real relationship until their mid-30s at least.
@dayzedandconfuzed Ай бұрын
jordan never fails to say the FUNNIEST shit so casually and now my sides hurt from laughing
@ConejitoPequenito Ай бұрын
Not me watching this bc Im incapable of having dinner without a youtube video
@TheAGcollector101 Ай бұрын
I finished a quilt I'd been working on for about 4 months during this episode, it was great!
@thepriceisright048 22 күн бұрын
Period!!
@cameron2836 Ай бұрын
listening to this while i walk home from the walk i haven't been able to take in the past month due to multiple really intense health problems. I'm feeling really proud that I was able to make myself go today, because i very quickly started to fall back into procrastination. This is the second time in a row I've been like, "yeah I'll go listen to sadboyz" while expecting to listen to an old episode, and being greeted with this. It feels like a reward lol
@Number1drizzilefan Ай бұрын
I also went for my first walk in a month or two today! Finally-getting-outside solidarity
@danielwav1822 Ай бұрын
I’ve been there! You’re not alone 🫂Glad it was a good moment today, hope there’s a whole lot more of those coming your way. One day at a time! 💪
@cameron2836 Ай бұрын
@@Number1drizzilefan heck yeah, im proud of you!
@cameron2836 Ай бұрын
@@danielwav1822 thank you 💚 i hope you're doing well
@scatterbrain_jane Ай бұрын
The "I'd crawl a mile" fart line is so overdone. A buddy I worked with over 7 years ago used that line on every girl he matched with on dating apps. Guys, you need new lines.
@A7X_Stan Ай бұрын
“Sea Lion Waterpark? That’s just the sea” 😂😂
@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 Ай бұрын
"The Council" thing was funny, but it's actually pretty wholesome that his friends helped him out with writing a "break-up" message to her
@garethmays7677 Ай бұрын
yeah they were really cool to help me out with that😅
@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 Ай бұрын
@@garethmays7677 I definitely send people drafts of texts all the time, it's nice to be able to get some feedback
@Kaidigs Ай бұрын
53:45 this was my submission, and the picture they were replying to was just me in a bikini….
@princessofhell4639 Ай бұрын
Replying in hopes of boosting your comment
@benwetzler6912 Ай бұрын
sad boyz is the exact length of the rest of my shift lets go
@somethingstupid1075 Ай бұрын
I genuinely believe that getting back into fun little things you enjoyed in childhood is so important.
@belleq1099 Ай бұрын
oh im so here for jarvis’s mtg era
@aimee6468 Ай бұрын
marjorie taylor green?
@lr2616 Ай бұрын
I hate that I just read that as "jarvis' marjorie taylor greene era"
@kathrynlampe7375 Ай бұрын
“Did I give you the ick” got me every single time lmaoo
@danir9289 Ай бұрын
Heyyyyy! Thanks for the birthday gift! I knew you boyz loved me! 😊
@luciadreaming9 Ай бұрын
Happy birthday!!!
@vilecreampuffs Ай бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@liam21555 Ай бұрын
Thank you for dropping🙏 Recovering from surgery, and now i finally got something to watch😭
@nonprofitgirl Ай бұрын
Ouch? Feel better now 🎉
@CJ-simeonxsick Ай бұрын
Omg twins I had surgery yesterday
@xGamermonkeyx Ай бұрын
I know this hasn't really come up this episode, but it was really fun seeing you guys on Dropout this past week on Um, Actually! I hope you guys get some more screen time as guest spots in the future, and I'd love you to have more people from that circle on Sad Boyz in the future! The past episode with Ify is one of my faves lol
@MollyAnnWood Ай бұрын
the separation of men and women on wiki feet is bc of ethan klein. he was rigging the rating system so they separated the sites
@annapruitt5546 Ай бұрын
Wait I’m sorry fr can you elaborate more on this?? 😂
@1WEareBUFO1 Ай бұрын
@@annapruitt5546 he has the best feet in the game
@stephlikespizza Ай бұрын
Jarvis’ house is like a nerd museum
@lanceelliott2504 Ай бұрын
I'm grieving an important friendship in my life and this episode made things a little lighter
@maxreynardharper Ай бұрын
Jordan is serving cool professor who is late to their own class vibes 💯
@rabbit6546 Ай бұрын
Jordan’s ‘no moron’ to anastasia made me laugh so suddenly it hurt
@homunculusgrey2921 Ай бұрын
I usually try not to simp but Jordan is looking GOOD here.
@benji_kay Ай бұрын
as someone who doesn't understand social cues, them explaining "the implications" is actually quite helpful.
@TheRjesc Ай бұрын
this was not the podcast to listen to while running, i ran out of breath laughing when they kept going "did i give you the ick" 😂
@mabelizing Ай бұрын
the card cart in the back looks like it has massive stacks of money on it
@racheleakes3952 Ай бұрын
Seeing these dating messages unlocked the memory of Mamma Mia in my college musical theatre club and the cast started using tinder as a way to get people to see the show 💀🤣 I think like three people on the cast got banned or suspended from tinder because of it. Not weird in the way some of these messages before but oddly happy to see that someone on the receiving end didn't think to submit it lol
@badger6882 Ай бұрын
Lmaoooo
@anniejankovic8056 3 күн бұрын
I used to do that in college, I got a number of guys to come see the shows I produced
@kiersten7244 Ай бұрын
As someone who went through a recent breakup and has returned to the app, this episode made me CACKLE. The messaging on dating apps… I’ve never related to something more.
@sadlad69 Ай бұрын
The beginning of this episode had big Christmas morning vibes. Very cute
@remyortega3394 Ай бұрын
44:21 reads as a cishet guy who found a queer person he diagnosed as feminine and is looking to get a Manic Pixie Dream Girl out of it
@irl.nephilim Ай бұрын
THE WAY EVERYONE IS CLOCKING ME AS QUEER JUST FROM THIS MANSS DESCRIPTION OF ME LMFAO
@irl.nephilim Ай бұрын
jordan correcting the pronouns to them 💀💀 (he was right)
@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx Ай бұрын
YEAH!!!
@zesty6781 Ай бұрын
@@irl.nephilimOMG THIS WAS YOU Im so sorry 😭
@voidify3 15 күн бұрын
@@irl.nephilim well bug is a name you only get if you choose it yourself (similar to my name, void)
@Perepeteia Ай бұрын
Nah, I agree w Jarvis - if u decide to abandon tact, at least keep grammar; be out of line in a grammatically correct way, otherwise it's just too easy to make fun of whatever is being said and too difficult to take u seriously (which would be the goal if u send anything like that, so proofread. Or better yet just write sth normal)😂😂
@Cheyscrochetshop Ай бұрын
You cannot copy paste messages in dating apps. I learned this the hard way when I got IP banned from tinder. I'm ND and it felt easier to create a good opener script I could send to anyone I matched with. Unfortunately that's not allowed.
@vurpo7080 Ай бұрын
IP ban on tinder sounds like it wouldn't be very effective, as mobile phone connection IPs tend to change very frequently and they also share the same IP between multiple customers (CGNAT)
@techyenby Ай бұрын
i assume they ip ban you from your router ip?@@vurpo7080
@gungle2595 Ай бұрын
You could fix the banner looking like meat by changing it or making it smaller. Or you could fix it by rebranding to Meat Boyz, a podcast about meat and other things too.
@FirstNameBunchANumbers Ай бұрын
I immediately checked, and the banner does look like steak haha
@pikes_panic Ай бұрын
"Sea lion Waterpark? That's just the sea."
@bigdingus708 Ай бұрын
jordan the hair is looking bomb as hell. been absolutely loving to watch the growth journey as sad boyz episodes get uploaded week by week
@jerodmattson2084 Ай бұрын
Love all of you so much. I’ve been depressed all week and you gave me some hearty belly laughs. Thank you.
@cez_is_typing 20 күн бұрын
Jarvis trying to do the “did I give you the ick” in the same voice over and over again and NEVER getting through it without breaking has me dead
@EntonIsMe Ай бұрын
You guys should make the dating messages reactions into a miniseries. Probably infinite content and it’s super funny
@Inabin 4 күн бұрын
Jarvis’s OBSESSION with “did I give you ‘the ick’” is unbelievably funny
@loganstewart4100 Ай бұрын
Happy to see the crossover with you guys on um, actually! Proud of Jordan for getting every question right!
@dimitra_k Ай бұрын
I'm so happy there's a new episode I've been watching older ones to fill the void until you guys post again 😭
@alexandrajoan8751 Ай бұрын
16:42 right after Jordan said that, i got that Native deodorant ad where it starts with “You’ve been gone for 3 days”… took me a few seconds to realize it was an ad and not a bit Jarvis was saying
@zoewiththeumlaut8256 Ай бұрын
So glad you posted tonight 🫶 I have to work late tonight and your podcast and the patreon episodes will be getting me through it 🙌
@ItsHedge Ай бұрын
An upload?! ✨️ We love to see it ✨️
@doublejoywilson Ай бұрын
as soon as you said “yoo” i knew someone sent you agehams!! i love those things, it’s so funny to watch people open them and be like “what is this” lmao
@hermit_crab992 Ай бұрын
Congrats on the aged ham!
@nari5161 6 күн бұрын
Dating app messages are either overtly sexual or covertly sexual. Bringing up "daddy issues" after dad shirt is an example of where the "facade" slips.
@maximumdinosaur Ай бұрын
God I laughed so hard seeing the banner look like a slab of meat
@TessellatedHeart Ай бұрын
worst dating app message I ever got was guy who wanted to my rent my underwear. yes rent not buy which is somehow so much creepier. And his whole profile was set up explicitly for this purpose he had no interest in interacting with anyone it was purely for setting up these exchanges. It was very strange.
@420Kleiner 22 күн бұрын
How would renting underwear work?????? And why would you want to rent it???
@leocoyote6579 Ай бұрын
omg you guyyyys i LOVED seeing y’all and demi on Um Actually that made my whole freakin week!!!!!!!!
@hoathanatos6179 Ай бұрын
Jarvis: "Sometimes I just can't read some people's handwriting." Imagine what nurses think when a doctor hands them hand-written notes or fill out forms by hand and they need to unencrypt the squiggles they are presented with.
@Ladyladieladee Ай бұрын
Jordan’s hair and beard this episode was so on point! 🪡
@HaydenLucke Ай бұрын
I'd pay money for that Chandler card. Chandler is my middle name.
@mahelaniarektbb Ай бұрын
It's so hard to listen to this podcast while I'm on a walk because I know I look deranged trying not to laugh and failing multiple times. Jordan always takes me out.
@Yessica13 28 күн бұрын
If you have headphones in, people will think you're on the phone.
@despres380 Ай бұрын
now i'm imagining jarvis' bathroom filled with boxes of magic the gathering cards like the classified documents in mar-a-largo
@maximumdinosaur Ай бұрын
This episode is great, really made my day
@mabelizing Ай бұрын
does that mean whoever originally bought the friends game got it solely so they could loot the chandler card?
@ZVooey Ай бұрын
❤ I love the sad boyz conversations so much
@abby_dandy Ай бұрын
I’m an adult model and I recently found out I have a 4.7/5 on wikifeet and I’m still riding that high 😂
@jwaffles9269 Ай бұрын
I’m not all the way through the video yet but Jarvis being excited about magic makes me very happy, since I am DEEEEEEP in the sauce
@minetasbiggestfan Ай бұрын
new logo looks awesome
@roseo4498 Ай бұрын
what's crazy about jarvis not remembering jordan's name is that he says it at the beginning of every episode
@abovetherisingfalls1377 Ай бұрын
As someone surrounded by Pokémon cards they have been trying to sort for several hours, I feel you and you are valid Jarvis
@maximumdinosaur Ай бұрын
I love the mail section!
@ShafferKids Ай бұрын
"I think this is their best video!" My girlfriend! You had us laughing out loud so much through this whole video! Such a good episode!!!!
@SaiHedghog Ай бұрын
So sad I missed sending in my dating app messages! I collect all the weird ones. Hope you guys do it again even though it was a hard listen
@StarBurst-yd4wo Ай бұрын
Nooo I forgot to send myscreenshot I demand a repeat a part two !!
@CatbaronAle Ай бұрын
Jordan is so punchy today and it’s fantastic. Keep serving good jokes, king ❤
@shiny_cheyenne Ай бұрын
This is a perfect video, considering I just asked Olay a question about how you feel about dating! 😂🎉
@goblininabubblebath7154 Ай бұрын
I’m a big fan of the moments where Jarvis is so taken aback that he pulls a Flehmen response.
@Torgii Ай бұрын
That was very funny and thank you for apologising at the end
@Hopeskyesk Ай бұрын
Just wanted to say I am a huge fan of the new logo! If you guys put out merch I’ll definitely be buying it!
@callmeperch Ай бұрын
My apartment is similarly mtg'd out!! I usually play pauper cube & try to pick up big boxes of commons & uncommons from my local card shops!
@doublejoywilson Ай бұрын
49:46 hinge once gave me a pick of the day that was LITERALLY MY COUNSELOR. i mean kudos to them for at least figuring out that we would get along because we do but uhhh 😅
@roythomas3667 Ай бұрын
For the listeners, Jarvis caught it.
@BigLilBandit 27 күн бұрын
1:00:35 the quick fix "they're all on the spectrum, kermit spectrum."😂
@Romo9752 Ай бұрын
As a big MTG fan I very much appreciate all the magic talk.
@vampstamp679 6 күн бұрын
got an insane dating message ala did i give you the ick and had to rewatch this one to feel better
@1KitWonder Ай бұрын
i nearly choked on my smoothie at the chandler card reveal LMAO great ep guys (he said, only 24 minutes into the video)
@sarai9530 Ай бұрын
a new background noise video just in time 😌
@sevenmunson9870 Ай бұрын
MAAAAN i’m mad i missed submitting for this bc the messages i’ve received on dating apps over the years are truly some of the most insane things i’ve ever heard LMAOOO. y’all ever had multiple grown men call you mommy and comment on your “wide birthing hips” or “voluminous chest”? because unfortunately i have … many times …. 😭 what is up w people
@trublu3282 Ай бұрын
Definitely agree about friends in the group intermingling. It gets very messy and sucks being in the middle, then getting blamed even for not taking sides🙄 but some people are just selfish, what you gna do🤷♂️
@youtube.handle69 Ай бұрын
I am out of the dating game and i pray i never have to get back into it, and if i do i wont bother with dating apps again. The most gremlin of gremlin men are on there, it's a total crap shoot as a woman
@youtube.handle69 Ай бұрын
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@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx Ай бұрын
yeah if you're dating men don't really bother... dating at all, i'd say 😬 fr biggest proof orientation isn't a choice
@youtube.handle69 Ай бұрын
@@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx what lol
@kells4315 Ай бұрын
Aww I have a similar memory of magic the gathering. We used to do “jank drafts” where we would do drafts from the huge reject bin of cards everyone had. It was a great equalizer for people who hadn’t built amazing decks, or even knew how to build a good deck.
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