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@StandardStoryCo
@StandardStoryCo Ай бұрын
Was having some fun with this video, don't take it personally or let it discourage you! I'm guilty of almost all these 😅
@LawrenceArnell
@LawrenceArnell Ай бұрын
This is a really creative "don't" list. Great job.
@mythirdact
@mythirdact Ай бұрын
Me too! At 50 years old and just starting film school, I thought I was immune! Lol! Apparently not!
@dangerrayy
@dangerrayy Ай бұрын
GTFO. You need to reconsider your position on Eunuch Unicorn Productions
@linkmusicnow
@linkmusicnow Ай бұрын
Just got my first ever laurel from a small festival, was proud until this video
@mythirdact
@mythirdact Ай бұрын
@@linkmusicnow still be proud! You made something and got it seen!
@Sea0fTime
@Sea0fTime Ай бұрын
The 16 year olds playing 40 year olds is a nice balance for the decades we had to watch 40 year olds playing 16 year olds.
@Schlagageul
@Schlagageul 22 күн бұрын
This is literally what my friends and I were doing in high school. One film had us all playing middle aged men
@benjamina6618
@benjamina6618 21 күн бұрын
I literally just did this one for a final project ayyyyy (at least I pretentiously worked it into the point kind of)
@SammEater
@SammEater 18 күн бұрын
I rewatched Christine recently and I was shocked to see a dudes in their 40s in high school. Lol
@lensvana
@lensvana Ай бұрын
We open with the alarm clock ringing, character getting out of bed, followed by a 2 minute breakfast montage. With plenty of close ups of coffee cup and toaster.
@Ropetupa
@Ropetupa Ай бұрын
Was that the new movie? Or a new vlog by [popular KZfaqr name redacted]?
@SaxSpy
@SaxSpy Ай бұрын
​@@Ropetupa peter doesnt even film or edit anything on his channel anymore lol
@Ropetupa
@Ropetupa Ай бұрын
@@SaxSpy I am afraid that you have to be more specific than that. There are lots popular Peters in Tube...
@yousemansour8448
@yousemansour8448 Ай бұрын
Such a classic
@Goitbit
@Goitbit Ай бұрын
And after a short drug trip and murmured deep thoughts our character wakes up, realizing it's been all just a dream.
@lakus2588
@lakus2588 Ай бұрын
instructions unclear, I won an oscar
@bexiexz
@bexiexz Ай бұрын
this :)
@Smougda
@Smougda Ай бұрын
i think if you won an oscar you did the job way too well....
@bexiexz
@bexiexz Ай бұрын
@@Smougda right
@tacpahdza
@tacpahdza 28 күн бұрын
Lol
@user-tg7or5si1v
@user-tg7or5si1v Ай бұрын
As a highschool media teacher, if I get one more 'My depression/anxiety manifesting as a dark ominous creature that follows me around only to later reveal itself to be me', I'm going to start manifesting real life demons.
@hectormontes7056
@hectormontes7056 18 күн бұрын
Dammit
@t.l.7854
@t.l.7854 15 күн бұрын
At the end of the movie, the real life demon turns out to be the fucking Symbiote
@fiendfoliorealnotfake
@fiendfoliorealnotfake 14 күн бұрын
Dude you're not gonna believe who the demons you manifested just turned out to be
@SinAster_19
@SinAster_19 11 күн бұрын
What if the demons turn out to be the friends we made along the way?
@Xode_25
@Xode_25 7 күн бұрын
@@hectormontes7056 sorry bud good luck next time
@fabian_ms
@fabian_ms 23 күн бұрын
"lets film the protagonist opening the fridge from the outside" "i have a better idea"
@nitendler
@nitendler 16 күн бұрын
"let's film the fridge opening up the protagonist"
@-Teague-
@-Teague- 13 күн бұрын
"I have a butter idea"
@LoserLoiue2009
@LoserLoiue2009 13 күн бұрын
“lets film the fridge coming inside the protagonist”
@attackehhh
@attackehhh 13 күн бұрын
"I have a bitter idea"
@rendezvous744
@rendezvous744 11 күн бұрын
"lets film the fridge protagonisting up the open
@g.m.cuesta8784
@g.m.cuesta8784 Ай бұрын
Don’t forget to write a crying scene for your actor who definitely doesn’t have that in their range!
@Itakepicturesofthesun
@Itakepicturesofthesun 17 күн бұрын
Oh of course! Because you shouldn't hire actors either. Just get your friends to do it.
@Brenden_Albrecht
@Brenden_Albrecht Ай бұрын
Thumbnail: *shows the exact editing software and microphone I use* “Terrible short film starter pack”
@StandardStoryCo
@StandardStoryCo Ай бұрын
Shots fired
@RussellB
@RussellB Ай бұрын
f 1.4 only 🤡
@behelit1997
@behelit1997 Ай бұрын
Fr lol
@willwoolf
@willwoolf Ай бұрын
Using capcut is sacrilege
@thundafellow
@thundafellow Ай бұрын
well it's only up from here i suppose lol
@RobertBoehmMedia
@RobertBoehmMedia Ай бұрын
“You might get to bust out that fish eye lens” god dammit stop. I have a family. You’re killing me.
@funkymonks8333
@funkymonks8333 Ай бұрын
a son and wrinkless wife i presume
@settheray2jerry1
@settheray2jerry1 Ай бұрын
“I’m waiting for middle credits” they already did that in End of Evangelion. It was hilarious when I saw it in the theater and people who weren’t familiar with the show started getting up to leave
@ones_flow5652
@ones_flow5652 Ай бұрын
Damnit! I wanted to copy that! Sounded like a hilarious idea! 😀
@JohnnyBurnes
@JohnnyBurnes 24 күн бұрын
No matter what point people leave that movie, it's surely leaving on a pleasant note. 👍
@FilmmakingFemboy
@FilmmakingFemboy 23 күн бұрын
The cinematic genius of Hideaki Anno is unmatched.
@zebius4157
@zebius4157 20 күн бұрын
Also climax by Gaspar noe
@cookieface80
@cookieface80 17 күн бұрын
The normie filter.
@cicolas_nage
@cicolas_nage Ай бұрын
i was at a screening for my former uni to see my friend's film that i worked on and it was very good, but he decided to play the credits TWICE (2x). once as a one-name-per-slide thing and then again rolling. it's funny how you can physically feel the audience sighing even if not a sound is made
@StandardStoryCo
@StandardStoryCo Ай бұрын
Reminds me of writing essays for school with a minimum page count requirement😂
@chrisjfox8715
@chrisjfox8715 Ай бұрын
Tbf maybe I wonder if he forgot to chop off one of them
@kraftaculousgreekgodofcraf1113
@kraftaculousgreekgodofcraf1113 Ай бұрын
I can confirm … As a sound guy, I often get paid with couch coins, which come in handy for pinball nights and laundry
@Triames
@Triames Ай бұрын
You get paid???
@malegria9641
@malegria9641 19 күн бұрын
You get paid???
@ISRAADVISUALS
@ISRAADVISUALS Ай бұрын
Forgot the teal and orange look
@DFMoray
@DFMoray Ай бұрын
Isn’t that every major motion picture?
@ISRAADVISUALS
@ISRAADVISUALS Ай бұрын
@@DFMoray i mean they use the right look for the each story..But beginners use teal and orange for literally everything
@JLui02
@JLui02 Ай бұрын
Exactly why I didnt use it for our school project short film, it's.. pretty overused 😅
@VoxAstra-qk4jz
@VoxAstra-qk4jz Ай бұрын
Never seen the movie version of Wiplash's piss filter?
@PalmettoGD
@PalmettoGD Ай бұрын
Nah the age one is so true 😭 my buddy finished a film assignment and his gf plays his mom lmao
@GOJAGI
@GOJAGI Ай бұрын
oedipus
@pastaman64
@pastaman64 Ай бұрын
When you call her "mommy" one too many times
@williamlongjon9649
@williamlongjon9649 Ай бұрын
Freud?
@borgir9817
@borgir9817 Ай бұрын
mommy kink?
@artoro8
@artoro8 29 күн бұрын
Thats just a kink actually
@MvalzCreative
@MvalzCreative Ай бұрын
As a film student I did indeed have my 19 year old actor wake up to an alarm ringing as he got ready for his 9-5 which he's been in for 30 years. His boss does in fact ask for those DAMN REPORTS and my character falls into a psychosis. To wake up and find it was all a dream!
@docandersonshow
@docandersonshow Ай бұрын
And remember kids, unsynced, mismatched sound and video isn’t just for badly dubbed 1970s kung fu movies.
@Danimally
@Danimally Ай бұрын
Middle credits? Metal Gear Solid V by Hideo Kojima. Full of starting credits, middle credits, and ending credits.
@TYbudgie
@TYbudgie Ай бұрын
Wait, those credits had a MGS game?
@rileylannin2256
@rileylannin2256 Ай бұрын
End of evangelion has middle credits in as well lol
@hatethefloor27
@hatethefloor27 13 күн бұрын
Yeah but like there was cool music Except for the quiet one but whatever
@emendymedia
@emendymedia Ай бұрын
Make sure you put all the 5 min bloopers at the end of a short 3 min film, the audience will love it as much as you and your friends did making it!
@theowlfromduolingo7982
@theowlfromduolingo7982 22 күн бұрын
Several more alternative story elements: - It has all been a drug trip - The protagonist commits suicide - One of the characters is dead and only visible to the protagonist
@pancrepe5576
@pancrepe5576 4 күн бұрын
- The protagonist wakes up in an insane asylum.
@JackieChandler69
@JackieChandler69 Ай бұрын
When i see the thumbnail cluttered with film festival laurels, i immediately don't want to watch their short film.
@Assadul-Naml
@Assadul-Naml 15 күн бұрын
Laurels only bang in food, i dont need them on my head
@-Teague-
@-Teague- 13 күн бұрын
Literally. Especially for an animation.
@JamesProductions.
@JamesProductions. Ай бұрын
Needed this big time, our last film was actually pretty good and can't let that happen again. But at least the film had all teenagers playing adult roles.
@terryfarrelly6071
@terryfarrelly6071 Ай бұрын
After the wake-up scenes, and don't rush it, show a close-up of a dripping tap. A good 1/3 of the film should be devoted to these crucial scenes. Now you have your audience truly excited, have your protagonist walk the 12 miles to where the story starts. Show him or her climb up steps, go through the park, wait at a stop sign, and then walk some more. By the time he/she arrives, it is time for the closing credits. You can all thank me later when you win Sundance.
@Orangienblue
@Orangienblue Ай бұрын
The worst thing hearing on set in film school is "why don't we shoot the entire film in handheld"
@NJTStudios01
@NJTStudios01 Ай бұрын
This was somehow painfully insulting and incredibly eye opening at the same time.
@hibaahmed4227
@hibaahmed4227 Ай бұрын
i made 3 minutes credit for an 8 minute film just to meet the 10 mins timemark (it was an assignment and had to be 10-20 mins) idk why i thought that would fool the professor
@thundafellow
@thundafellow Ай бұрын
gotta make sure your name is listed 13 different times lol
@michaelmartin9022
@michaelmartin9022 23 күн бұрын
The film school version of increasing the space width and line spacing to fill more pages?
@MrGavinReid
@MrGavinReid Ай бұрын
It's a great idea to stop the film for a breather and include the performance of a three-minute song in the film, especially when the performer is the director's girlfriend
@VoidySan
@VoidySan 20 күн бұрын
Always the worst
@Andybaby
@Andybaby Ай бұрын
We need more montages of people making coffee.
@cbales
@cbales Ай бұрын
I studied film in Chicago, so perhaps this one was glossed over because it's really specific to the urban campus. Homeless people as either main characters or a topic. Nothing goes together quite as well as short films and homeless people.
@Melvito2
@Melvito2 Күн бұрын
The good old homeless/prostitute that teaches the main character a moral lesson should be considered a genre of its own.
@hedgeearthridge6807
@hedgeearthridge6807 Ай бұрын
I'm so glad he mentioned Arial font. I've read of typographers and font designers watching a movie, and afterward contacting the production company to scold and educate them about their cringe and lazy font choices, because they were that bad. Dune 2 used a variant of Futura for subtitles; not super original but it's good and fits the movie and historical context of the 1960's sci-fi book. If they used Arial or a default Adobe font, I would have flipped my shit.
@t-posingrat713
@t-posingrat713 15 күн бұрын
its not that serious lmao 🤣
@dakilangcornedbeef
@dakilangcornedbeef 13 күн бұрын
huh
@thezackast2752
@thezackast2752 12 күн бұрын
Imma be a hater here and say not using Arial or a basic font for subtitles is a horrific and annoying choice. It gives the vibe that you haven't put in enough work to make the actual story good and now you're hoping that the subtitles cover up the problems. Also it can be very hard to read stylized fonts as subtitles when your eyesight isn't very good. To the point where I have had to drop multiple shows because the fonts aren't stylized well.
@zachpw
@zachpw 9 күн бұрын
@thezackast2752 The designer’s job is also not to use overly stylized fonts for things like subtitles. There’s lot of metrics for a font. Legibility, readability, balance, appropriateness for the film, and a general sense of “does it look good”. Arial is unbalanced and ugly; a good alternative is Helvetica. Futura is pretty good for Dune; it’s contemporary (ish) to the writing of the book, it has some of the modern themes the story deals with, and it’s German and I suppose you could argue there’s some Nazi imagery going on there. If you’re going to be lazy and use a default font, use a good one like Helvetica. Ideally you should pick one that ticks all the boxes of “good” while also stylistically fitting your film. Is it a period drama? Futura will look really weird. Is it a comedy? Maybe pick something with a bigger X height (height of the lowercase letters) since those tend to look more laid back. Is it set in 1940? Might be weird to use something designed in 2007.
@MrShanePhoto
@MrShanePhoto Ай бұрын
Back in the early 2000s I ended up crewing on the same short film about 6 times. Main character wakes up and starts to get flashbacks of a fight with their significant other only to finally remember that they murdered them and somehow forgot and fell asleep. Some times drugs and alcohol were involved. 😂
@kelebornx
@kelebornx Ай бұрын
this was literally what i had planned to do.. now i gotta come up with something else fuck, and i thought i was a genius lol
@aitoralvarez1212
@aitoralvarez1212 Ай бұрын
My mind has been corrupted so much by videogames I inmediately thought of MGSV when I saw the lens flare.
@PhilipAJones
@PhilipAJones Ай бұрын
Technically Kojima pioneered the mid credits by introducing the voice actor's name along with the characters.
@spanishprisoner
@spanishprisoner Ай бұрын
@@PhilipAJones technically? I doubt it... Monty Python's Circus, Neon Genesis Evangelion and The Last Action Hero are just some of the movies and show that had creative mid-credits before Kojima introduced it.
@cookieface80
@cookieface80 17 күн бұрын
There was a purpose to the lens flairs in MGSV though, it meant that the light was making you visible.
@novosibirsk-burgersoup
@novosibirsk-burgersoup 11 күн бұрын
No, that is not solid snake ❗️❗️❗️
@droidx1191
@droidx1191 Ай бұрын
For my 48 Film Projects, I always used the full 59 seconds for credits for my 7-minute movies, because I mostly wanted to thank the unpaid team members of those 2-day exercises. But I knew the credits are typically boring, so I got local musicians to contribute their own music (to also promote it), and shot footage just to be in the credits. If I were making a "real" movie, I wouldn't do things the same way, but the 48 Hour Film Project is its own animal.
@MadisonRootbeer69
@MadisonRootbeer69 19 күн бұрын
Nothing like signing up for a newsletter about how AI will replace filmmakers!
@herr_crustovsky
@herr_crustovsky 12 күн бұрын
for real though, I'm just so tired of hearing about AI everywhere and people acting like such an amazing and unanimously positive change... @_@
@emmettdeschenes6287
@emmettdeschenes6287 29 күн бұрын
“Color grading? You’re gonna grade my color? What is this elementary school” legendary line
@strangebirdfilms
@strangebirdfilms Ай бұрын
Middle credits: Gaspar Noe's "Climax" has a legit (and admittedly pretty cool) credit roll some 35-40 mins into the film and then just picks right back up where it left off.
@wiiplaya25
@wiiplaya25 Ай бұрын
i love that movie LMAO
@Jupa
@Jupa 16 күн бұрын
I really like that film. A more cynical version of myself might’ve called it pretentious but that film is a ride.
@strangebirdfilms
@strangebirdfilms 15 күн бұрын
@@Jupa I agree. Noe is definitely self indulgent as a filmmaker but his films are also such a unique experience that it's easy to disregard & even defend his "pretentious" excursions.
@dir.byliam
@dir.byliam 15 күн бұрын
I personally hated it. The movie is not the best in my opinion, but those logos and credits flashing on screen is my least favorite part of the movie. It took me out of the haunting experience and all I could think was “this is so fucking stupid”. I am a big fan of experimentation and weird cinema, but that was just a tad ridiculous to me.
@strangebirdfilms
@strangebirdfilms 15 күн бұрын
@@dir.byliam thats fair. in retrospect, think they served the purpose of dividing the film into two parts (set up & payoff) but even in real time i liked them because I'm a font nerd.
@jonelafilms
@jonelafilms 24 күн бұрын
I laughed so hard at the "16yo acne ridden protagonist with braces coming home to his wife and child after another long day at the office" 😂
@stevedoesnt
@stevedoesnt Ай бұрын
Came for the starter pack, stayed for the sarcasm.
@e.maeve.m
@e.maeve.m Ай бұрын
Starting to figure out my first short film… so glad I saw this video before getting too far. It could have gone terribly good but I know what mistakes to avoid now. Thank you!
@purplealchemistofficial
@purplealchemistofficial 13 күн бұрын
I took a film class once and our teacher banned us from making any short involving a character that wakes up to their alarm clock. However, it became very apparent that one guy had not paid attention at all when his very first film assignment started with exactly that.
@DragonaxFilms
@DragonaxFilms 19 күн бұрын
You missed one of the key ingredients of Excellent Terrible Short Film making: it _needs_ to be a breakup drama with a romantic montage in the middle that's a logistical nightmare to schedule, ending with the guy leaving because he got "the job" on the opposite end of the country.
@BenPatrik
@BenPatrik Ай бұрын
This is my favorite video of yours. Thoroughly enjoy your dryness
@SammEater
@SammEater 18 күн бұрын
The fish eyes lens should only be used to film skaters doing sick tricks while a 90s rock hand is playing at the background.
@ShaneUmbra
@ShaneUmbra 27 күн бұрын
I just made my first short film recently and I am guilty of a lot of these things in the video lol. Even though my film is not perfect, all you can do is to try and improve, but also appreciate that you're still making something too. Great video btw.
@simfisch
@simfisch Ай бұрын
looks like I was always just determined to make a good 'bad film'
@BillyCobbOfficial
@BillyCobbOfficial 16 сағат бұрын
I'm determined to make a short film with every one of these
@KingPleaseMusic
@KingPleaseMusic Ай бұрын
make sure the traffic noises outside your apartment (which is the only location) is as loud as, and preferably louder, than the actor's dialogue.
@Sunnyellow
@Sunnyellow Ай бұрын
dude, thank you for this. Really cheered me up!! 😊
@space_1073
@space_1073 15 күн бұрын
It's always good to try to make your film "look like an A24 movie" even if you don't know what that means! Just go ahead and put different colored bulbs throughout a house for no reason!
@EmilMortensen1988
@EmilMortensen1988 Ай бұрын
This is great and absolutely true. It takes me back to my first film school lessons. 😆 And you are right, people shouldn't get discouraged by these things. Even the best have done these things before and you really need to appreciate them as a milestone in your learning curve. Great stuff, good video !
@FredTrevinoColor
@FredTrevinoColor Ай бұрын
Great video! You forgot, get your friends and family to play all the characters. Also, I should make one of these for my color grading channel. “Starter Pack for a terrible grade” 😊
@DirectorDanielMason
@DirectorDanielMason Ай бұрын
Subscribed and looking forward to it- and the rest:)…
@MK_2023.
@MK_2023. Ай бұрын
I’m part of a film club in my city where people meet up and make short films. One of the guys created a poster for his film, but his name was on it SEVEN different times 😂
@babble000
@babble000 27 күн бұрын
1:55 the end of evangelion actually just has its credits roll midway through the film
@yousemansour8448
@yousemansour8448 Ай бұрын
God the camera/sound budget ratio is too true. Safe to say I learned my lesson. Great video Kent! I really enjoyed your sarcastic witty commentary on this video. Keep these styles of videos coming!
@nigelianzamora
@nigelianzamora Ай бұрын
Gold! I think this is your best video yet - absolutely hilarious! Love it!
@jeylensmedia
@jeylensmedia Ай бұрын
Me watching this a week after reading the same newsletter... 💀
@thegamingwubba
@thegamingwubba Ай бұрын
Invincible did “middle” credits in many episodes, works great, good fakeout, also confusing.
@zachschmo
@zachschmo Ай бұрын
You know you’ve graduated from being a novice when you find a video like this and rush to the comments to mention “opening with an alarm clock!”
@The_Gake
@The_Gake Ай бұрын
3:19 feel like this could be a diss applied to Late Night with the Devil haha
@Russellscottx
@Russellscottx Ай бұрын
never seen one of your videos before, this was very informative for my next film
@BeyondBaito
@BeyondBaito 3 күн бұрын
What I love about War and Peace is the dialog will remind you that these two are brother and sister AND a couple.
@whatsupgumby102
@whatsupgumby102 Ай бұрын
Great video bro this was perfectly done
@BeyondBaito
@BeyondBaito 3 күн бұрын
End of Evangelion literally has middle credits that also doubled as a breathing moment. The movie ends with a black screen with "The End"
@lcr_tist
@lcr_tist Ай бұрын
Oh man that "it was all a dream" part struck home, I did EXACTLY that for my first short film, and it's on my channel for you to see 😂
@Joakimcomicscenter
@Joakimcomicscenter Ай бұрын
The era of middle credits will surely come, once the movies are 4 hours long xD
@nicolasmiebach
@nicolasmiebach Ай бұрын
For the Lens Flare tipp I missed so much the Letterbox 2.35:1! :D
@menatordunemaul
@menatordunemaul Ай бұрын
Good to see I follow most of this. I am on the right path :)
@LuisHumanoide
@LuisHumanoide Ай бұрын
Thank you very much for this tutorial
@RyanKnoll
@RyanKnoll Ай бұрын
I loved this so much!
@CapitalFProductions
@CapitalFProductions Ай бұрын
I’m particularly a fan of 21 year old actors playing grizzled homicide detectives and mafia dons
@AntBangBang
@AntBangBang Ай бұрын
This was pretty funny Kent 😂 (Good bad advice there too!)
@nnannaprince
@nnannaprince Ай бұрын
I'm ready to make mine, thank you so much.
@mateoremedi4703
@mateoremedi4703 11 күн бұрын
the "it was a dream the whole time" can work if the plot its focused on the development of the character,maybe beating a trauma. the events didn't happened,but they did for the main character,he changed as a person
@MattJBlakey
@MattJBlakey Ай бұрын
I'm so glad I clicked on this. I almost discredited using a tin can and string for sound but after watching this I quickly realised great audio is a mistake! Thank you! (Although, to note - some of my earlier films defo sound like a tin can and string 🤣)
@Spotlight360Ent
@Spotlight360Ent Ай бұрын
Yes this is the content that’s needed in society. Thanks you 🙏🏾
@behelit1997
@behelit1997 Ай бұрын
Hell, the drug one and the production titles one are so real ong. You only forgot the "yellow teal" look for internacional scenes lol
@KingPleaseMusic
@KingPleaseMusic Ай бұрын
yellow in Mexico, Orange in the middle east, blue in Eastern Europe.
@lazer4791
@lazer4791 Ай бұрын
Everything everywhere all at once had mid credits revolutionary film they won an Oscar for that
@BerlsMcSquirrels
@BerlsMcSquirrels Ай бұрын
I mean, that unicorn logo was pretty sweet...
@Ribula1
@Ribula1 10 күн бұрын
My favorite is "blast white screen at the viewer's eyes, not once, not trice, but multiple times throughout the whole moving pictures." truly a classic! I mean, it must be, since ppl are still doing it in 2029.
@s3_build
@s3_build Ай бұрын
I love this so much
@brandonrobertkersjes
@brandonrobertkersjes 25 күн бұрын
I am guilty of the dream cliche in my short film “Radio Head”.
@mattgray9297
@mattgray9297 Ай бұрын
😂 thank you, JJ JJ!
@namjoonie936
@namjoonie936 6 күн бұрын
The age one is giving childhood home made movies with all the cousins
@Cheesedrinker_
@Cheesedrinker_ 21 күн бұрын
That was the smoothest sponsored segment I have ever seen
@BennieWoodell
@BennieWoodell 21 күн бұрын
LOL this is great! I screen for a festival and I can't tell you how many times the credits have been half the length of the film! Or if we see a super snazzy company logo shot at the beginning, we know that's the highest production value we're getting for the film itself as the rest is all just downhill. This really made me laugh, good stuff. But the one you missed is having a drone shot mimic follow a car going into the woods like in the Shining, I see that maybe once out of every five or ten films now when I'm screening lol.
@adrienbiosseduplan9666
@adrienbiosseduplan9666 Ай бұрын
this video is not long enough. I want it to be GOT long 💘
@VisionProforNerds
@VisionProforNerds Ай бұрын
Wow. So accurate.
@ms.plasma
@ms.plasma 14 күн бұрын
> "16 year olds playing 40 year olds" there's a running joke with my friend's short film series where my little cousin (11) plays an old dude named Old Man Gerald. It's hilarious
@DJjaza88
@DJjaza88 Ай бұрын
4:55 my Uni course I'm doing rn used basically this exact template 😂
@DaneRossi
@DaneRossi Ай бұрын
Real ones knew all this from the email crew
@RobertBoehmMedia
@RobertBoehmMedia Ай бұрын
“…who want to make bad films” i feel seen
@KEVIN_GABOR
@KEVIN_GABOR Ай бұрын
This was hilarious. And wish I saw this video sooner XD
@JaredAF
@JaredAF 21 күн бұрын
wide open aperture is such an obvious way to make suckers think they're watching something higher quality than they are. very common on KZfaq
@edo.creative
@edo.creative Ай бұрын
Thank god my 4 twist villains idea wasn't mentioned.
@biksw
@biksw Ай бұрын
Damn i really dig this more humourous style of video
@boringstein
@boringstein Ай бұрын
Hideaki Anno is gonna bust down your door over the midcredits entry (great video)
@arturolopez7251
@arturolopez7251 Ай бұрын
I only do the festival thing with my posters 😂😢 thought it looked good
@ErwanHingre
@ErwanHingre Ай бұрын
Thank god this was just a dream
@kieran2790
@kieran2790 Ай бұрын
hey man ! Cool stuff. Just subscribed to your newsletter, can't wait to read more. May I ask you where I can find the spreadsheet listing film festivals, that we can see at 5:01 in the video ? I'm really looking for some tools of this kind, and would really appreciate to use this one. Have a nice day !
@StandardStoryCo
@StandardStoryCo Ай бұрын
It'll be sent to you tomorrow, welcome aboard 🫡
@kauaandrade4098
@kauaandrade4098 Ай бұрын
OMG i absolutely HATE those tiny film festival stamps on the cover
@braunventures
@braunventures Ай бұрын
I was literally planning on buying that same rode mic for a short film 🤣🤣
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