Terrible Splatoon Player Tries X Battles For The First Time

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Күн бұрын

I recently reached S+, finally allowing me to play X Battles. I recorded all my placement matches across all 4 modes, and compiled them all here for your viewing pleasure.
I had some great matches, terrible matches, intense last minute clutches, and 2 minute steamrolls. Despite the hyper competitive nature of the mode and my mental sanity steadily declining as time progressed, I think this is some of the most fun I've had playing Splatoon. I look forward to playing more X Battles in the coming months, and maybe even reaching top 500! (Delusional)
#splatoon #splatoon3 #gameplay
Music used in this video:
Lobby 03 - Toru Minegishi
• Blop Bop - Splatoon 3 OST
Spectre - Alan Walker
• Alan Walker - Spectre
Fountains - WangleLine
• Fountains - RotMG Exal...
#13 Shade - SiIvaGunner
• #13 shade - Splatoon 2...
Chapters:
0:00 - Intro
0:34 - Clam Blitz
11:01 - Rainmaker
20:13 - Splat Zones
27:39 - Tower Control
38:09 - Closing Thoughts + Outro
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Пікірлер: 184

@Really-Eon Жыл бұрын

"Ill distract them" Famous last words

@Unanimouseditz Жыл бұрын

😂

@Vytalics Жыл бұрын

Damn I didn't even know X power could be that low

@13_cmi Жыл бұрын

You’re the one guy who didn’t get a heart.

@yttrbium2 Жыл бұрын

???

@13_cmi Жыл бұрын

@@yttrbium2 well

@mikedrxp Жыл бұрын

@@13_cmi take a joke

@yttrbium2 Жыл бұрын

@13_cmi You're the one guy who didn't get a heart.

@Nyxystix Жыл бұрын

THIS IS SUCH A UNDERATED CHANNEL OML

@kaomu5033 Жыл бұрын

real

@darkmatter4516 Жыл бұрын

I couldnt agree more

@GoAwayMonday. 11 ай бұрын

i dont remember anything else i agreed more on

@Iazibones 11 ай бұрын

An* 🤓

@thatblackguydredre 8 ай бұрын

d riding

@technobeagle9598 Жыл бұрын

This is gonna be a video that gets looked back on when you get big. You have a lot of passion and I can’t wait to see this channel grow and improve.

@oa_swift3694 Жыл бұрын

Lmao literally his next video he blows up

@mysryuza Жыл бұрын

I love how you said “I’m not good at Splatoon” then showed a clip of literally jumping into an insta-death 😂

@Jokypond Жыл бұрын

the splatana class have an insane amount of object damage, use it to your advantage (object damage means how much you deal to booyah bomb armor and crab tank hp, splatanas have an insane multiplier)

@lavaro002 Жыл бұрын

I've never seen someone play with the window cleaner so good, i love this channel so much

@rem_fem Жыл бұрын

I really love your style of commentary and editing (especially your intermissions :) ) Keep up the good work, I'd love to see more!

@yttrbium2 Жыл бұрын

The intermissions were almost cut entirely because one of the emote clips were too short when I recorded it and I spent 15 minutes trying to get the same ink color by reloading into the lobby, I was basically at my breaking point by then

@NBound Жыл бұрын

nice video! there's a lot of small splatoon youtubers doing gameplay content but this is by far some of the most entertaining i've seen. i used to make videos like these. you have the comedic timing with the cuts and the witty remarks down pretty well already lol

@TwentyGX Жыл бұрын

4:07 “When I’m not warmed up, I just distract the enemy team” Well tbf, that *is* our role as Wiper mains 😂

@agent8151 Жыл бұрын

you are genuinely hilarious man, super self aware and humble, this was such a fun watch!!! I hope your channel grows more and more🙏

@Unanimouseditz Жыл бұрын

I need to remember that in splatoon 3 no matter how many times I drop 17 + kills and end being the only one on the tower we are still gonna lose

@Clover2a4688 6 ай бұрын

It sucks so bad, especially as a back liner.. i can’t push to get on tower

@oropo01 Жыл бұрын

28:09 Average splatana and wiper mains

@realdemirHD Жыл бұрын

the quality is soo good especially for a really small channel I really hope it grows

@cameronyoung8684 Жыл бұрын

In X battle, you are being reviewed for your performance like a driver student in training

@mallrat.22 Жыл бұрын

You seem like such a fun person to play Splatoon with lmao

@sitruunamehu Жыл бұрын

20:43 I feel like in my games everyone keeps painting the zone so it just switches colour every 5 seconds

@moss6235 Жыл бұрын

Great video! I found the frustration to be very relatable 😅 I like my gameplay the most when I’m well-rested and it’s the middle of the day 👍

@tiredrat2628 Жыл бұрын

Glad to see someone else spams the y button after they respawn

@eliizcool Жыл бұрын

this channel is so underrated omgomg i love this

@gorebalism Жыл бұрын

i thought u were a big youtuber wtf the quality of the video is amazing lmaoooo

@PeachBlueSkies Жыл бұрын

This is the video that got me to sub to you! Your style of commentary is so unique, hope you make it big man!

@_stoops Жыл бұрын

This was legitimately funny asf nice content man, subbed

@icebear6757 Жыл бұрын

7:02 sick plays

@icebear6757 Жыл бұрын

ok i just watched the rest of the match that was so upsetting 😭

@yttrbium2 Жыл бұрын

Editing this game took so much time because I kept rewatching portions trying to process how we ended up losing

@onidrawz Жыл бұрын

im glad this chanel got recommended to me, this channel is frickin awesome

@Kahmie Жыл бұрын

5:15 my brother your torpedo was pointed directly at them

@Ago7092 Жыл бұрын

I have gotten back to S Rank after losing 2 Rank Up Battles, but still having to Rank Up to S+ is hell for me

@Unanimouseditz Жыл бұрын

At least you are not In a negative zone I am at -1295

@JDankMemes Жыл бұрын

I just found your channel and bruh you sound like anyone could have a blast when playing with you lmao good stuff.

@lukamysof Жыл бұрын

This was a really fun watch!

@marshall3973 Жыл бұрын

The comedic timing of your editing is impeccable lmao

@CHaoS.GaminG Жыл бұрын

I usually never considered subscribing to a small channel before. 63 subs, yet entertaining content like the big leagues.

@TheRealRoyalArtworks Жыл бұрын

“Maybe no one will watch a 40 minute video of this” ya wanna make a bet

@morgana2265 Жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED ASFFFFF HELLOOOOO I LOVE YOUR CONTENT

@palabalaba419 Жыл бұрын

Great video dude!

@catgash Жыл бұрын

your personality is so endearing and i actually really enjoyed this long video :0 no pressure tho, obviously it can take a lot of time and energy and you gotta do whatever makes you happiest! also… the squid cover of gangnam style took me out lmao. looking forward to more of ur content! your passion and dedication is very evident and im rooting for ya.

@ShadowHawk180 Жыл бұрын

8:16 shout out for keeping your composure (unless you were screaming your head off in the parts you cut out)

@emmaroberts3833 Жыл бұрын

6:19 THE LAGG 😤 Nintendo wifi be like

@8BitGhost Жыл бұрын

Great video. I'm not very good myself, I barely got over 1800 in clam blitz, however I made it to rank 142 in Splat Zones (down to 280 now) and I don't know how

@Sirinxbella Жыл бұрын

A quick tip, use anarchy open or turfwar for your warmups. The moving targets are nothing compared to real players.

@z.mp3.wav2 Жыл бұрын

Honestly you seem like a cool guy, super underrated too

@Quillish Жыл бұрын

Dude your so good with the splatana I can’t even

@r1tesh 7 ай бұрын

ty for giving me hope that if I ever reach x rank that I still have potential to do well

@MipsyIsMyRealDogLol Жыл бұрын

finally someone who plays like me.. btw love ur video you need thousands of subscribers

@bruhmomento477 Жыл бұрын

Bruh literally how do you only have 118 subs this is so funny

@philly3294 Жыл бұрын

underrated channel fr

@Teebyzmal Жыл бұрын

I was playing pokemon and almost pressed down to booyah when you won your last rainmaker game

@cherri80081 Жыл бұрын

Great video!!!

@giantpinkcat Жыл бұрын

As usual, here's a comment to see if the algorithm can bless you!

@lynxwastaken Жыл бұрын

I was stuck in c- and i got to b. After watching ur vid. Luck or smth else idk. And rainmaker is my favourite mode....

@catnepdotbiz 11 ай бұрын

32:10 they should also give you a medal at the end if youre the one who breaks the pole

@DREAMSQU33ZE Жыл бұрын

That title felt like a personal attack

@obsnine Жыл бұрын

Like just for the realm music

@Slushy4000 Жыл бұрын

Hm, this channels pretty good :) keep it up

@gal3xystar Жыл бұрын

This title describes every splatoon video I would post

@esqueleto9134 Жыл бұрын

great video thanks algorithm

@LongDeadArtist Жыл бұрын

Hey bro sometimes you're on the wall and you try to turn the camera the complete other way, just reminding you that you can roll instead

@karenteja Жыл бұрын

SUBSCRIBED!!!

@evie5966 Жыл бұрын

Such good vid yet so little views…? How?

@Lunar_DeBrie Жыл бұрын

WHY DOES GANGNAM STYLE GO WITH SHADE SO WELL STOP IT

@fishyland_ Жыл бұрын

ur commentary is rlly interesting

@teunbugwood Жыл бұрын

You earned a sub from me bro. I recently startend playing Splatoon so I am fresh/noob at the game

@oropo01 Жыл бұрын

Good video 🗿👍

@burgila7878 Жыл бұрын

question? as a wiper player, what's your gear? edit: nevermind I forgot I can see it on results lmao anyways our gear is p similar minus the fact i don't run ninja (just a preference for me I think both can work tho 100%) which is pretty cool :)

@Astr092 Жыл бұрын

Your gameplay reminds me of mine... Oh WAIT!!!!!

@slippyy4252 Жыл бұрын

lmao i love this content

@Blorb12 Жыл бұрын

I just watched the whole thing...cool

@Naatx. Жыл бұрын

I can assure you ur not that bad this weapon is just so hard to use 😭 Even tho its fun to use

@creamycookie9898 Жыл бұрын

Let's go WIPER MAINSSS

@pizzaodyssey4424 Жыл бұрын

btw when using hammer u should jump and swing bc it goes way faster

@FugglesMinecraft Жыл бұрын

I GOT THIS FAR LETS GOOOO 38:57

@MayIGaming Жыл бұрын

I know what I'll be doing for the next 40 minutes

@sillyveemo Жыл бұрын

fire vid bro

@yttrbium2 Жыл бұрын

thanks bro 🤝

@ZoraVisions Жыл бұрын

Aaand im subbed

@SnoFitzroy Жыл бұрын

it physically hurts seeing him literally never throw the stamp

@natsuki1327 Жыл бұрын

underrated channel

@slob5041 Жыл бұрын

It looks uncomfortably sweaty

@LuigiStrikeForceChaz 8 ай бұрын

You don't get the right to say you're bad when my power is worse than yours. 😭

@robolink666 Жыл бұрын

dont know who you are or care, you're video was fun to watch idc. gl with making more content.

@jaidenthegamer6486 Жыл бұрын

Nice vid, are you a Wiper main too?

@HankBedGaming Жыл бұрын

wowie!!!

@kbhasi Жыл бұрын

(28:41) Do you use a splitter to split the signal from the dock between the TV and capture box, or were you just playing through an OBS preview window?

@Thewaterspirit57 Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry…. This is gonna be me as well whenever I play ranked :P

@MarblesSoda Жыл бұрын

Perfect title for me 2 days ago

@robp.4648 Жыл бұрын

Bro I can’t even get past A. LIKE HOWWW

@dontlookstraightintomyprof9361 Жыл бұрын

8:01 that’s the worst thing ever

@maniaxxi Жыл бұрын

I also suck at this game so this is very relatable

@guroboys Жыл бұрын

braver than our troops

@lilsquink Жыл бұрын

so true

@kingfuzzyhead1953 Жыл бұрын

don't feel too bad I'm only 900 in splat zones

@FugglesMinecraft Жыл бұрын

i love TF2!

@Pater___ Жыл бұрын

Ur talking about how awful you are at splatoon while I’ve been trapped in S- hell for the past month

@Celeste-ty5pb 9 ай бұрын

this was rly fun to watch! how do you tell if someones top 500?

@yttrbium2 9 ай бұрын

People who are top 500 have the red thingy above their name at the start of the match

@StarryMysts 2 ай бұрын

0:10 this is how i got to s and now im way higher rank than i should be

@TCEvie Жыл бұрын

Oh I know the eliter you fought in the first rainmaker game

@Da_twilight Жыл бұрын

You have proven to me that I could get x rank thanks

@sigil__karisu Жыл бұрын

stop why is chad pov in my friends list😨😭

@TheBaxes Жыл бұрын

> Terrible Splatoon Player Ha, you need to see me play if you think you are bad

@octolinggamer2.0 Жыл бұрын

For clams I got 4 wins one loss and got 1800:(

@rohanisya2 Жыл бұрын

I’m so bad I can’t even reach S+ :(

@yttrbium2 Жыл бұрын

That's okay! I've been playing since pretty much the beginning of splatoon 1, and I only reached s- in splatoon 2 back in August. It takes a while but you'll gradually improve your aim and game sense with practice.

@zacharywoloszynski4258 Жыл бұрын

Remember me before you get famous 🤞

@ghaywoood5 Жыл бұрын

I LOST 4/5 MATCHES IN CLAM BLITZ AND GOT 2002??? 😭 I think it depends who you play with in your rankings. I think since clam blitz was your first x rank attempt, it might of intentionally put you with people around 1700