"You know why we pulled you over?" "No. I was sleeping."
@joelmorningstar36455 жыл бұрын
You Win.
@Major-ko7hh5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@White-ix6ci5 жыл бұрын
HAHA
@Hghgghg5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@GraphicsCow5 жыл бұрын
"exactly."
@rmlorenz1284 жыл бұрын
Officer: Sir have you been drinking? “Of course, but not the car”
@tr33c214 жыл бұрын
Tbh, drunk people wouldn't be noticed because it's not swerving
@Bilaly5784 жыл бұрын
Car been drinking to much fuel
@manfred54684 жыл бұрын
i mean you should be able to be drunk as all hell 'cause even if you drink the car wont sverve
@diegobarragan7744 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes
@HiloYT4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm that the car has drunk zero gas.
@user-vo3pr7dj2j4 ай бұрын
This is a Great idea for people with a severe injury that is not capable for driving them selfs to a location. This is so far the best that I've ever seen and as i would even like one myself as i don't do well with driving as yet. The people working on this should be very proud of bringing this in to the world
@Itsyou012 жыл бұрын
2 years have passed but can't forget this masterpiece
@JeffreyPhillips2 жыл бұрын
you realize it doesnt exist right?
@charlieschurk2 жыл бұрын
@@JeffreyPhillips what
@ct17622 жыл бұрын
yes and magically we cant get past level 2 and this is level 5. Scam! glorified cruise control is what is out now lol.
@loganhouston78002 жыл бұрын
@@ct1762 yea bc they still testing it. All the teslas technologically can do it but its locked until tesla is fully 150% confident in it
@TheSpartan36692 жыл бұрын
@@loganhouston7800Did you make that up? Why would Tesla give its customers a less safe version to test?
@acivilrenegade69945 жыл бұрын
Reason why the video has no sound is because the person in the driver seat was screaming the whole time
@MariaForfang5 жыл бұрын
ACivilRenegade lol this is so funny!!!
@Talkingdaisy-no6nu5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Vindkast5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@newgistic5 жыл бұрын
woh i laughed at a youtube comment
@Enju-Aihara5 жыл бұрын
:"D
@santiagobarba36534 жыл бұрын
officer: were you texting and driving? me: No, just texting
@donnabrahamworsley58574 жыл бұрын
@No Name no u
@HungAF4 жыл бұрын
L
@fnjacko78284 жыл бұрын
@@HungAF lol imagine stealing a comment and its still terrible
@zeyadsulaiman15974 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@user-ef5nd3ho3n4 жыл бұрын
lol
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@JaniahOnfroy Жыл бұрын
Insane to think how cars were 100 years ago and how they are now
@JackTanowitz20157 күн бұрын
I know right they’re so cool they look so ugly back in the day😂😂😂❤❤
@JackTanowitz20157 күн бұрын
Someone said the guy was screaming the whole time that’s why there’s no sound I don’t know why they said that but I don’t know if even that is true but I guess so I don’t know like if you agree if you think it he was screaming or not screaming and reply if you think he was not screaming OK❤
@vysauce7985 жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to steal a Tesla then it drives you to the police station
@justinbrown25705 жыл бұрын
Lol it locks all the doors so you can't get out either 😂
@JulioNIB5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Eisenhammer785 жыл бұрын
Well, thats a good one!
@anirbandey3035 жыл бұрын
shit xD
@MiRaje80865 жыл бұрын
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if they implement this in the future
@pswiisixtee4 жыл бұрын
Driving schools in the future: Just press this button congrats you passed
@hhk23524 жыл бұрын
You will likely fail for missing letter while inputing address "Address not found" Fail!
@yellnitroy20314 жыл бұрын
@Infidel how?
@yellnitroy20314 жыл бұрын
Yup 100%
@gameingwithkei4944 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bencefodor70734 жыл бұрын
That is true.
@cherubin7th2 жыл бұрын
3 years later, and it still can't do this
@wlqpqpqlqmwnhssisjw60552 жыл бұрын
nah ,it can do now with the latest version
@srt8up4shot Жыл бұрын
@@wlqpqpqlqmwnhssisjw6055 how do you do it? it says keep hands on the wheel all times. Also it doesn’t seem 100% consistent
@cherubin7th7 ай бұрын
@@wlqpqpqlqmwnhssisjw6055 not really
@ramphex4 күн бұрын
5 years later and FSD still can’t do hands free self driving. Epic.
@AshGeo5 жыл бұрын
Me to my grandson in the future : I had to *DRIVE* 5 miles everyday to get to college...
@razhemo41915 жыл бұрын
Only 5? :)
@onkar0965 жыл бұрын
Haha
@bosh__5 жыл бұрын
5? I drive almost 100 a day just to get to University
@paulinogalias50675 жыл бұрын
@@bosh__ drive? I walk and climb mountains to get to school
@paulinogalias50675 жыл бұрын
Walk? I dont have school
@adosado645 жыл бұрын
1950: i bet we'll have self-driving cars in the future! *_2019:_*
@nomadben5 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've seen this meme used positively.
@RonnieHouseJr5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@stayfrosty62905 жыл бұрын
1950: "I bet we'll have *flying cars* in the future!" Elon Musk: Breathe. Just stand there and wait.
@lacitysun5 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment here
@markopolo22245 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@Darkknight90358 ай бұрын
Four years later still waiting for it 😬
@DarkZerol8 ай бұрын
You're gonna continue waiting. Elon have broke his own release date for self-driving cars being a thing countless times.
@Danin49852 ай бұрын
I say give it another 5-6 years.
@adnan29112 ай бұрын
fsd 12 dis it
@genosreviews252Ай бұрын
7 months later and it’s pretty much here. V12 is amazing.
@Allplussomeminus Жыл бұрын
I can easily imagine falling asleep behind the wheel... So relaxing.
@Moniquehintons008-Gmail Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching this video Congratulations 🎉🎉 TELSA is giving away cars to 150 people at high discount price,, kindly DM the above name on this comment on IG for more info 🎁🎁🎁
@r67274 жыл бұрын
Self driving was so smooth that I didn't even hear the audio.
@givingflopera4 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if your joking
@fn-_-xywz18664 жыл бұрын
@@givingflopera me to
@random-b-i24804 жыл бұрын
@@fn-_-xywz1866 people who use "to" instead of "too" is two annoying (;
@cappalot3004 жыл бұрын
It was audio?
@fikhri14064 жыл бұрын
Tesla turn off the audio cuz the man inside is screaming cuz this thing is a new tech lol
@LexTheCat4 жыл бұрын
Police: Are you driving drunk? Me: Yes but actually no.
@Svperly4 жыл бұрын
Best feature ever
@7hpnk4 жыл бұрын
Me-my car is not drunk Tesla-hey hey I just drank electricity
@JessiLondonV4 жыл бұрын
🤷♀️
@phizlip4 жыл бұрын
this actually brings up an excellent point about full self driving
@joee87954 жыл бұрын
That’s the fucked up part...technically all the “drunk driver” would be doing is getting into the vehicle and inputting an address into the GPS, the vehicle will literally do everything else... If anything, you’re “over-seeing the operation of a motor vehicle” and not actually “physically driving” 🤔🤷🏼♂️ However, if anything causes the Auto-Pilot to fail and you have to drive manually, you legally can’t.
@Savage-mo1yc Жыл бұрын
Despite any cons and what some people may say about self-driving vehicles, I say the idea is still worth it because not everyone is lucky enough to get their driver's license nor are able to drive, but don't want to have to rely on public transportation services all the time.
@ihatememes56510 ай бұрын
Unless you have a severe disability, getting a driver’s license is very easy.
@faded.1778 ай бұрын
@@ihatememes565OH YEA? EXPLAIN THEN U LIAR, GO AHEAD ILL WAIT
@celery78107 ай бұрын
how about we just improve public transportation and wdym lucky enough
@Idani25 ай бұрын
@@faded.177 whats ur fucking problem? you're an idiot
@IamPotato_0072 ай бұрын
I have a driving license and i am a great driver. I want a real fully automated car - so i can see outside - nature - I just love watching outside /observe. it's far batter than a movie for me. For this reason I do need a FULLY FUNCTIONING SELF DRIVING car which Tesla is not.
@glichasasha7502 жыл бұрын
This is the quietest interior ever.
@rat84515 жыл бұрын
Imagine ordering an Uber and your ride comes and nobody is in the car
@hovannesoo36635 жыл бұрын
That would be cool and scary at the same time... 👻😂
@det31355 жыл бұрын
Don’t speak to soon
@verycutetaco5 жыл бұрын
And then he starts talking to you
@amaarghani81785 жыл бұрын
@@det3135 Who is soon, and why can I not speak to him/her?
@arsyadnasrullah43785 жыл бұрын
Lol
@YTBKd5 жыл бұрын
Owner: Car, where have you been? Car: Just went out acting as Robotaxi, earning some cash to pay for myself. Owner: **wipes a tear**
@babymonkey46015 жыл бұрын
I edited this comment so it makes no sense why it has so manny likes
@pratikkumar9395 жыл бұрын
yeah i never thought so ....this could a good option
@kornflakesjunkie5 жыл бұрын
Selling itself to others at night and pretending the next morning that nothing has happened or changed between us 😭
@cllamasful5 жыл бұрын
OMG! Imagine that happened! While your at work it’s off doing robo taxi work, and comes back to your work for when it’s lunch after dropping you off it heads back out and comes back to work to take you home.
@michaelcharlesthearchangel5 жыл бұрын
I see the TeslaPool replacing the old school car pool.
@user-eh9jo9ep5r8 ай бұрын
That's super cool. I hope self driving systems could be not only in cars, and on motorcycles too.
@Tn-qr1kb4 ай бұрын
Too far buddy
@brednbudr2406 Жыл бұрын
Pretty fantastic. This tech will save so many lives.
@harshmajra5 жыл бұрын
Custom: Im drunk, i have no one to drive me home. Elon Musk: Hold ur beer
@ranetnakeil45315 жыл бұрын
The hold ur beer got me😂
@Low_commotion5 жыл бұрын
Elon: "On second thought..." *Drops roomba in the car after you* "You're good to go." *Slaps back of Tesla*
@darkridervr47655 жыл бұрын
🤣
@youngbreeze59315 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes😂😂
@Frappelychee5 жыл бұрын
Even though it's self-driving, the law will require you to be fully able (licensed, sober, awake, etc) to take over autopilot in case something wrong were to happen or the car required input from you mid-travel 💁🏻♀️
@lancekirby57914 жыл бұрын
Officer, "Where is your driving license?" Owner, "Tesla, where is your driving license?"
@l258l4 жыл бұрын
that was nice
@alexrood21154 жыл бұрын
I wonder if kids could be at the wheel hah
@inox1ck4 жыл бұрын
Tesla doesn’t need one it has a certification but that was fun
@lancekirby57914 жыл бұрын
@@inox1ck it was a joke 😆
@encryptedjc17724 жыл бұрын
Look up definition of joke on google, that might help you out.
@nishantthakur7784 Жыл бұрын
This man in the car had so much patience that for a moment I thought him to be just a slightly moving dummy or a frickin' mannequin
@eelab84102 ай бұрын
I really like FSD supervised, so I want to buy Model3 for my mom. However she speaks Korean only. Can you make options to select languages? I hope she can use FSD too here in California.
@salt_spicy5 жыл бұрын
The Tesla actually stops at stop signs. Another reason autopilot is better than human drivers.
@nick-35 жыл бұрын
Charles DeSol and no creepers waiting to turn
@somethingyouhave5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but you never saw it deal with figuring out who had the right of way when multiple cars stopped at once. If it can do that better than humans, then you’re right.
@MrFlameRad5 жыл бұрын
@@somethingyouhave once all cars are autonomous, that'll be a piece of pie but you're right that it is a concern right now
@acquitz22085 жыл бұрын
somethingyouhave it wouldn’t be hard honestly most people don’t even do stop signs correctly
@Zak-ob5ze5 жыл бұрын
On clearly marked roads, but not every area is like that
@sodeeium44684 жыл бұрын
Imagine sleeping while it drives and you wake up to see Paul Walker smiling at you.
@otze14344 жыл бұрын
LoL this is such an underrated comment :D
@master100zero4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cagamerbr4 жыл бұрын
F );
@sivlee60394 жыл бұрын
Lol
@buhu99294 жыл бұрын
Why not just name the new model Paul Walker...
@saggyflapjax2 жыл бұрын
Here we are three years later and there was 13 crashes in one weekend
@1988TheGoods5 жыл бұрын
The most amazing thing about this is seeing a car come to a full stop at a Stop sign for the first time in my life.
@silimarina.5 жыл бұрын
I don't know, in the video it looks like the brake pedal is moving. I think he is pushing the brakes
@Atom-Fire5 жыл бұрын
@@silimarina. Pretty sure touching the break disables auto pilot. Never driven one, but I've been in the S, 3, and X. Also I'm a huge Tesla nerd.
@CorwynGC5 жыл бұрын
@@silimarina. Since the wheel turns without hands, I assume the brake pedal depresses without feet.
@hughhonts69235 жыл бұрын
@@CorwynGC This.
@Zimited5 жыл бұрын
I'm just wondering, what would it do if the road was poorly marked and the sign was blocked, and the mapping was off? I suppose the signs and road markings on the maps and where they apply need to be much more clear in the future, same with the tracking of the car on the map is the answer.
@thenasiudk13375 жыл бұрын
1960 : We will have flying car in the future! 2019 : well this is fine
@ritwikreddy56705 жыл бұрын
Got your joke, but flying cars are impractical, when you have helicopters, who would buy flying cars?
@aveekmishra50485 жыл бұрын
Flying cars don’t work. It requires too much fuel, takes too much space, and do you want to be decapitated if bob forgets to service his car and parts fall down, or if 2 cars crash into each other and the whole cars fall down.
@fatehkhaled62974 жыл бұрын
@@bryanmorra1617 and flying cars won't be expensive??
@fatehkhaled62974 жыл бұрын
@@bryanmorra1617 Yeah but I mean at first prices will be extortionate
@ShabaaUkelele4 жыл бұрын
Humans are not capable of 3d thinking only a few of them
@eklavyas91462 жыл бұрын
I told my grandma that a ghost killed this guy and then was driving this car, she got terrified and now her faith in existence of ghosts is even stronger.
@Pixelsplasher Жыл бұрын
Hello from 2022! This did not age well.
@devinrr5 жыл бұрын
This video also doubles as a showcase of how the car sounds like.
@MrLalasd5 жыл бұрын
Deformalized you have never been in a model 3
@BLVCKSERIES5 жыл бұрын
MrLalasd neither have i. but i own X and S
@skittlescopes48325 жыл бұрын
Xayy k can I get one of em
@onehungryrobot5 жыл бұрын
@@BLVCKSERIES lets be real now, you don't
@dessnom43335 жыл бұрын
Mostly
@alsokooniiee47975 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone stealing your Tesla and it drives him to the police station.
@Uazzmeister5 жыл бұрын
*That's actually mad🤣*
@GitarrenTobi5 жыл бұрын
It locks the guy in and turns off air supply
@jhonny444445 жыл бұрын
@@GitarrenTobi Secret Easter egg: *doors get locked, air supply turned off and a red circular light shows up on the screen* Thief: Let me out of the car! Car: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
@Ducksnuget5 жыл бұрын
Imagine reading the same comment on every Tesla video.
@GitarrenTobi5 жыл бұрын
@@jhonny44444 Was thinking in that direction too :D :D
@investinglens Жыл бұрын
The improvement of FSD over three years is insane, shows the speed of the progression!
@anay6855 Жыл бұрын
yes, but the prices are rising, for the feature shown in the video, it is an extra 15,000 dollars.
@AhmadHamzabalad2 жыл бұрын
I dreamed i had one of these last night. I hope that's a good sign 😊
@dragonslasher53605 жыл бұрын
Police : you have a license Me: ask the Tesla I'm not driving
@jasonjepson49055 жыл бұрын
cold cube234 you won’t get pulled over it drives exactly the speed limit
@TuTaDJOficial5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@relax53675 жыл бұрын
@@jasonjepson4905 that doesn't mean anything.
@deleteddeleted86795 жыл бұрын
Jason Jepson cops also pull you over based on your appearance where I live
@Edgar-ux9yj5 жыл бұрын
@@jasonjepson4905 what if you have a burned headlight or something like that
@ShubhamKumar-jd8bk3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Microsoft ever launch self-driven cars and it automatically starts updating in the middle of traffic.
@styxinclouds47473 жыл бұрын
Underrated. This is a good one
@meshowzaq68923 жыл бұрын
more worried about the auto restart after the update.
@povertyspec96513 жыл бұрын
Blue screen of death in the center lane of I-405
@1MNUTZ3 жыл бұрын
trojan roadster
@xpium_3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@bubblegumstudios1179 Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: It’s not a Timelapse.
@Arc_5 Жыл бұрын
my parents are riding in full self driving and i am terrified
@Moniquehintons008-Gmail Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching this video Congratulations 🎉🎉 TELSA is giving away cars to 150 people at high discount price,, kindly DM the above name on this comment on IG for more info 🎁🎁🎁
@laylowxalex5 жыл бұрын
Me : we used to drive back then Grandson: ewww drive??
@slimegleaux49475 жыл бұрын
some_dude ! 😂
@kkk-ff5th5 жыл бұрын
Probably won't happen unless they are retarded. We don't go "eeww they rode horses a 10000 years ago? What losers" do we?
@blacklabbby5 жыл бұрын
Bruh I'm not even cool with automatic transmissions I'm not down for this transition
@thenasiudk13375 жыл бұрын
What 'drive' mean grandpa?
@Lianthian5 жыл бұрын
Grandson: what is this "stering wheel" you speak of?
@FelixEA5 жыл бұрын
In the future: _"back in my day cars had to be manually driven by ourselves"_ future kids: (visible confusion)
@legnazeg5 жыл бұрын
FelixEA hahaha, ikr
@pareshpanchal915 жыл бұрын
We are the lucky ones then because we have been able to drive cars ourselves manually and we will also experience autonomy
@ashsoro10395 жыл бұрын
Actually really scary how true that is lol
@conrad59685 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck yeah
@RR113335 жыл бұрын
"back in my day it was legal to drive your own car"
@zz-.- Жыл бұрын
3 years later - still waiting for my 12k FSD…
@BukuiZhao Жыл бұрын
It's now publically available if you buy the package.
@zz-.- Жыл бұрын
@@BukuiZhao I did. On multiple cars that have come and gone. And it’s still not even publicly available. Imagine ticking a 12k “performance option” on a Mercedes, and the car never allows you to access it. Would never happen, they would be sued. Tesla should be held liable for this grift just like any other OEM would be.
@BukuiZhao Жыл бұрын
@@zz-.- How is it never allowing you to access it?
@zz-.- Жыл бұрын
@@BukuiZhao it’s literally not released yet. What WAS released is a beta version for Tesla to collect data and refine the final version. 36k down the drain on a feature that still has not been released. That’s how Tesla cares about its loyal customers - promise features and release them years later at a reduced functionality. They did this with FSD, with Spotify (FINALLY arrived), with auto lane change, with in cabin camera functionality, with robotaxi….Musk is trying to go to the moon yet he can’t figure out how to build a car that doesn’t have inch-wide trunk gaps. I’m a fan of him generally, I appreciate the the things Tesla HAS done. But in the same breath, I can see what they have missed on with clear eyes. Lots of missed promises to customers. Where’s the roadster from 5 years ago, where are all those 50k non refundable deposits??? Can go on and on. Tesla’s a great company but they are being run horribly.
@woloexe Жыл бұрын
@@zz-.- i dislike liars like you. i paid for mine and got it ages ago. this is all old news
@10mil_BigBoi2 жыл бұрын
I love 0:05 when there is a lot of tesla s
@bhavyahingorani68564 жыл бұрын
Her : hey come over Elon : I can't I am drunk Her : My parents aren't home Elon :
@fenrix1554 жыл бұрын
Rofl!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying just picturing it
@saatvikagarwal63584 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@TomatoCasket4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kadirdursun95734 жыл бұрын
her= cara delevingne and amber heard
@no_g-ay-splaaylist23504 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO you're a fucking genius
@user-tb5ns7hc5i5 жыл бұрын
No need for parking lots soon. Car will drop you off, go home and charge, or run some errands, taxi rent itself out, and then come pick you up.
@jammbigoat93935 жыл бұрын
YSG 2017 takes away the fun from driving. Driving is fun
@georgwagner44385 жыл бұрын
@@jammbigoat9393 So true
@MCJamZam5 жыл бұрын
@Astumed Elon talked in their presentation yesterday about how they'll probably be removing the steering wheel sometime in the future, when full autonomous driving is the standard. But I suppose until that happens we can always take the wheel and drive manually if we feel like it ;)
@bigmac22ify5 жыл бұрын
@@jammbigoat9393 not in traffic
@TitorEPK5 жыл бұрын
In perfect, "Tesla" future it will be possible
@BrightRightInfo2 жыл бұрын
Wow! Does it also works perfectly in case the lines on the road are removed? How sensors do detection or take decision at that time?
@jwd08082 жыл бұрын
Only if it's been updated in the location Database via the neural net (human input essentially). The car does not know in real time if the path has changed.
@ustrina48662 жыл бұрын
Plot twist : The passenger had the real steering wheel.
@olive78315 жыл бұрын
Imagine having an “I’m feeling lucky” button on a Tesla and it drives you to some random point of interest like a monument or a museum or the beach. Edit: Thanks for the likes, go tweet at Elon if you want. Edit 2: Damn, guess he saw it. In Tesla version 10 apparently.
@patrickgardner22045 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a fun coding project
@EagleSix525 жыл бұрын
or just crashes it to a gas station.. drives it to sea..
@joshlanders5 жыл бұрын
Or you just tell it when you have to be home, and it takes you on a scenic trip.
@gacomics59515 жыл бұрын
@@EagleSix52 Finds another Tesla to crash in.
@brandonmondragon99135 жыл бұрын
I would cry
@devildog22584 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting a heart attack and the car delivers your dead body to your home
@marcoosorionieves76324 жыл бұрын
WTF
@imakevideos53774 жыл бұрын
@@winer5342 you have a heart attack in a normal car and it just crashes. you have a heart atack in a tesla and it takes you home and you have the possability of surviving.
@boltmix72944 жыл бұрын
@@winer5342 Sounds better
@deewoo824 жыл бұрын
You forget the burned body
@edwards.36534 жыл бұрын
“Hey kids look gramps home let’s go greet him!”
@jaymzstempihar27622 жыл бұрын
Wow! That is crazy!! Cannot believe that is possible! How would it know when traffic is clear (maybe a camera)?
@omikapasandul87372 жыл бұрын
The fact that the guy doesn't move his hand throughout the whole time-lapse.
@imnotsure94075 жыл бұрын
Officer : May I see your driving license sir? Me :nope,sorry officer I didn't drive this car
@twisteddarkdays81505 жыл бұрын
*starts writing tickets for the car to pay*
@royalvlogger20935 жыл бұрын
Faceshot Gaming 😂😂😂😂
@meowdalachow79325 жыл бұрын
me: i don’t have one
@jayrusk56595 жыл бұрын
Just waiting for a mate
@KingMagenta5 жыл бұрын
Kemalettin Sert you mean sovereign citizens. What a load of horseshit those guys are
@gusjaka5 жыл бұрын
Police : "may i see your license sir?" Man : "ask the car, i'm not driving"
@edwfelt74905 жыл бұрын
Good one
@nerfvs90535 жыл бұрын
XD
@MarkRai-ko1sk5 жыл бұрын
"Officer, is the car under arrest or is it free to go?"
@aaronyoung69375 жыл бұрын
Facts !
@griffaye5 жыл бұрын
You bring up a good point. If everyone had a self driving car, what would be the need for traffic law enforcement? (assuming that there is no longer a manual feature).
@var9gov2 жыл бұрын
I have noticed how it crossed lines, confused parked cars with traffic jam and confused bicycle line too . lol
@kevinreyes1774 Жыл бұрын
Can you change the screen to a movie for example? and still be in the auto-drive?
@jasman53653 жыл бұрын
Try and bring this to India that will be an even bigger achievement than going to mars
@jantony13 жыл бұрын
TBH, India should be ashamed on providing a worse road condition. As an indian, I pity how you wish others to change for our road condition. Good job
@jasman53653 жыл бұрын
@@jantony1 this was me being sarcastic you know. I know how bad are road conditions are so please don't go around taking everyone's jokes seriously
@bebemoh67823 жыл бұрын
Or Egypt 😂😂
@jasman53653 жыл бұрын
@@bebemoh6782 wait for real I always thought Egypt was a great country with good roads and stuff....damn this is news to me
@bebemoh67823 жыл бұрын
@@jasman5365 it is but there's also a lot of traffic still like new york if u say
@LaneSight4 жыл бұрын
Even if self driving cars make accidents 99% less likely,there will be a single accident where somebody gets injured and everybody just protests these cars and want to go back to the days where dying in a car accident was a normal incident
@Soulxlight4 жыл бұрын
Yep. It's all about human's needing someone tangible to blame.
@mrdirtblock-minecraft85354 жыл бұрын
Soulxlight which i stupid, because apparently thats better than saving 1 million lives per year
@mrdirtblock-minecraft85354 жыл бұрын
Soulxlight You could just blame the company that made the AI
@Soulxlight4 жыл бұрын
@@mrdirtblock-minecraft8535 Blaming an intangible entity isn't the same as blaming an actual person. I completly believe we need self driving cars but people are illogical. The status quo has alot of momentum.
@mrdirtblock-minecraft85354 жыл бұрын
Soulxlight Simple, Treat it like an actual human & Tesla pays the fines? (and since accidents happen way less they can quadruple the fines for Autonomous cars)
@nickg2064 Жыл бұрын
imagine while your car driving itself a shadow raid legends ad pops out of nowhere and the car just stops 💀
@bl5d652 жыл бұрын
If you purchase autopilot but swap out the car in 2 years will the autopilot still be applicable if you use the same account
@reginaldgarcia1549 Жыл бұрын
does it work well against traffics? busy village roads?
@aventclassy6465 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to sleep while on autopilot and waking up inside a container ship
@KraftyDubstep5 жыл бұрын
Like in Silicon Valley 😂
@superfishman32435 жыл бұрын
Why did you set it for England?
@samerkhalil46055 жыл бұрын
did you get that from madagascar shaggy
@moe_lester26285 жыл бұрын
Jared
@wik6675 жыл бұрын
I wonder when the next season is going to be out
@Nico_9115 жыл бұрын
Impressive. That dude managed to keep his hands on his knees the entire time
@auyongcwify5 жыл бұрын
NICOpro7 came here looking for this comment 😂
@akshayxyz57265 жыл бұрын
Probably sleeping lol
@yajtpg5 жыл бұрын
@@_-Montana-_ what is wrong with you?
@partybas53965 жыл бұрын
Mr.Ay he’s is not completely wrong. I would also like to see it drive on bad roads and see how it performs. I’m curious to see what happens when it drives and the road is loosing lanes.
@maniac23445 жыл бұрын
sebas kolk exactly
@op7bz7tx2c Жыл бұрын
素晴らしいです
@Levitate_UwU Жыл бұрын
Imagine the car become a rocket and go to Mars
@MadeWidy Жыл бұрын
That's not working 😭
@Pegglez5 жыл бұрын
1990: The future will have self-driving cars! 2019:
@Thevidgame5 жыл бұрын
Pegglez We’re getting there!
@galaxyaidan5 жыл бұрын
Were succeeding, finally!
@qlvinc5 жыл бұрын
1990: we'll have flying cars in the future 2019: eh, self driving cars the best we got so far
@RayNLA5 жыл бұрын
Self driving cars have been in the works for over 45 years!
@kuko29255 жыл бұрын
Not the future,present
@navezzy_235 жыл бұрын
Chauffeur: exists Tesla: I'm bout to end this man's whole career
@rosekiller40045 жыл бұрын
That's fucking funny
@JuraganLED5 жыл бұрын
I get the joke. but no, the chauffeur still functions as a companion
@endermanaudio7365 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for this meme format to die off.
@bmoshareholderappleshareho8552 жыл бұрын
It will be the same for driving instructors and delivery people.
@empresserissovereigngoddes71102 жыл бұрын
PERFECT.
@user-cb7fv3yw9y6 ай бұрын
Just great. Imagine in how many ways it can help: talk of getting tired and sleepy
@penknight85323 ай бұрын
Imagine how many crashes it will cause or how it will dumb down society as nobody will know how to actually drive a car in the near future.
@yourboy25715 жыл бұрын
Fake. It's obvious the guy was controlling the steering wheel with his mind.
@mangolee17605 жыл бұрын
RIIIIGGHHTT
@christophersimms91285 жыл бұрын
Neuralink works then, nice.
@mitchsaah47435 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@Dolphin6657845 жыл бұрын
@@mangolee1760proof that packers exist
@fahlevarkz18355 жыл бұрын
Lol with his mind XD
@bobthebobman74573 жыл бұрын
“Hey I need to see your ID” The car: *laughs in no driver*
@EmperorGreymon3 жыл бұрын
Tesla machine go.....
@baqikenny3 жыл бұрын
*_sir, you may wanna call that tesla customer help line if you want I can show you on my phone, I am not even lying, I am just a passenger, what can go wrong with me?_*
@sahelamiri21913 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment ! XD
@toxicftnx3 жыл бұрын
It eezz what it eeeeez
@shubhamsehgal23363 жыл бұрын
Google Tarzan the wonder car lmao
@jdeveloperx Жыл бұрын
I need one of those fr lmao
@__________________________1902 жыл бұрын
“We don’t need a wheel anymore”
@ToastyToasty5 жыл бұрын
The steering wheel was a paid actor.
@Beksultan0015 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@portspewley20515 жыл бұрын
The joke isn't funny anymore at all just shut up
@enmilia5 жыл бұрын
@@portspewley2051 it's still funny you mr. if i say it's not funny y'all should shut up and agree with me
@portspewley20515 жыл бұрын
@@enmilia wtf? Are you the leader of YT comments? Stfu lmao
@danielarneolsen18805 жыл бұрын
@@portspewley2051 r/Whoooosh
@wesleyyutko72565 жыл бұрын
Blows my mind thinking how much technology has changed in my short lifetime
@15Redstones5 жыл бұрын
This is the result of having thousands of cars with cameras and sensors on the road collecting data to train their AIs.
@yourerightbro88075 жыл бұрын
7-eleven doesn’t sell paper maps anymore.
@TheCinnamonstix5 жыл бұрын
Machine learning AI, WMDs, mass espionage, advances in literally every single field. My mother has an electronic implant that zaps a nerve ending to cease headaches. We have a picture of a black hole. Cures for however many diseases, self driving cars, twin nuclear powered aircraft carriers, transparent aluminum, sapphire crystal glass, watches that track and trace your heart, phones that map your face, headsets that project holograms, cars that can hit 288mph, self flying drones, self landing rockets, a car in space, a rover on mars, 8K TVs, photorealistic game graphics, bipedal robots capable of jumping, prototype exoskeletons, the list goes on forever and ever. They say children born today may be among the first to embrace immortality.
@audience25 жыл бұрын
No new fundamental discoveries were required for this.
@jahjahnumba61855 жыл бұрын
Its Called Aliens Think How Fast Technology Changed Ova The Last 15-20 Years
@saadansari14712 жыл бұрын
- Who drives your car? - My car 😂
@user-xu4nb7fp1f4 ай бұрын
This is great work from Tesla, just the kind of innovation needed
@jrgenthingvold22925 жыл бұрын
April fools 2020. All teslas go on a road trip by themselves without warning the owner.
@arcturus93665 жыл бұрын
Jørgen Thingvold There will be a lot of sad faces lol
@zacharysikes985 жыл бұрын
Dont give Elon any more ideas lol
@silverfreckledsky6185 жыл бұрын
Zachary Sikes very true
@marissamendia78695 жыл бұрын
Im girl lisa but if i were a boy id pop a boner.this fascinating
@colindavis52505 жыл бұрын
massive swarm of teslas on a major highway
@Aditya-khurmi4 жыл бұрын
Cops: Can I see your driving licence please? Car: Hehe sure
@jaystarr65714 жыл бұрын
Car: 'No human you cannot. Know your place.' [Drives off]
@thebrucewagner3 жыл бұрын
The state of Michigan is now issuing drivers licenses to autonomous self-driving vehicles. Don't laugh. They will definitely have better driving records than we humans do.
@johnpaulabocad69413 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wagner r u sure about that
@syeddany87023 жыл бұрын
@@jaystarr6571 yy
@syeddany87023 жыл бұрын
@@jaystarr6571 y
@shezasiddiqui54599 ай бұрын
The guy sitting in the front must be so scared
@OppoFs-fs3nm2 жыл бұрын
Is this Tesla available in Jakarta or Delhi traffic..?
@randomuseronline73525 жыл бұрын
1950: I bet that in the future we all have self driving cars 2019:Oh WaIT a MiNuTE
@Balpindo5 жыл бұрын
Am waiting for someone that doesnt understand your joke to comment
@ZectonplaysMC5 жыл бұрын
Huh? Whats the joke..?
@erikpoephoofd5 жыл бұрын
@@ZectonplaysMC it's an adaptation on a meme format
@claypool78975 жыл бұрын
You mean 2012: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mcqXhNOSlta5hXk.html Tesla is one of the last to achieve self driving.
@robpreston78725 жыл бұрын
@@claypool7897 Oh really? Can you buy those other cars? Or are they just LIDAR trash that exist as geofenced tests forever and ever.
@pulanjuri13 жыл бұрын
2029: the car talks to the police when pulled over
@ordhinv.hohenheim50093 жыл бұрын
Police:You know why I pull you over ? Tesla :Cause I am black car? P: No not that , I saw you hit the sign , you drunk? T: No I don't drink, I am electric car. Must be my machine learning problem. P : oh anyway here a ticket.
@zainudheenkeepoyil79263 жыл бұрын
@@ordhinv.hohenheim5009 bruh
@dnh3433 жыл бұрын
@@ordhinv.hohenheim5009 Hahaha good one.
@silvercrystal33 жыл бұрын
1982 Kitt: Am I a joke to you?
@jaidenpaskanik27623 жыл бұрын
Do you know how fast you were programmed to go?
@dhherion9 ай бұрын
I would think one big advantage of having all cars being self-driving is rush hour traffic will likely be faster...
@penknight85323 ай бұрын
I don't want to live in a world where all the cars are "self driven."
@SwitchedDreams Жыл бұрын
I refuse.
@danemane70345 жыл бұрын
Drives better than my mom
@Dixonification5 жыл бұрын
Rides better too.
@karlpj15 жыл бұрын
But you mom loves you more
@jonathanbywater59995 жыл бұрын
Drives better than almost everyone on the planet
@UltraProbe5 жыл бұрын
@Owlifys Gaming - Connor Martinez Look, theres two things. Either your joking so now you can't r/whooosh me or your braindead af
@ralanham765 жыл бұрын
Drives better than most people
@jellyii88864 жыл бұрын
"Sir, you were texting and driving." "No?"
@b-miguel-bombwoody6494 жыл бұрын
no i was texting and relaxing
@invincibleflint21324 жыл бұрын
No, just texting
@jackd99284 жыл бұрын
Same rules apply on texting and driving sadly.
@zhenghaohua2004 жыл бұрын
No, I was trying to take a nap.
@Soloohara4 жыл бұрын
Jelly II 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@multimasters94762 жыл бұрын
One of awesome future car I love it and when will Tesla will release in india
@muhammadhammadzia10152 жыл бұрын
Wow 😳😲 Amazing 💯😎👌👍
@aleco7615 жыл бұрын
Imagine falling sleep on the interstate and waking up to 50 cop cars with their lights on full OJ mode
@Milca_115 жыл бұрын
OJ?
@IJustMadeAComment5 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised OJ’s lawyers couldn’t convince the jury that Bronco was self-driving.
@sperez958145 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!!!
@tangerinetech53005 жыл бұрын
You wake up to find the car has held up a bank and led the cops on a 50 mile chase
@catgaminghd95695 жыл бұрын
Full OJ mode HAHAHAHA
@thejesuschrist5 жыл бұрын
What an amazing time to be alive, again.
@harshreddy45945 жыл бұрын
Oh. Yeah Jesus. But why are you alive?
@otsov5 жыл бұрын
Jesus boi i looked at your name and almost thought u were jesus XD
@matejmilovanovic9225 жыл бұрын
"again" lmao
@ecognitio96055 жыл бұрын
Sacrilegious....
@WubbyPunch5 жыл бұрын
@@harshreddy4594 because the anti christ is here too and he's come to sort of even out the playing field.
@jordanyeager92202 жыл бұрын
Self driving only works when the road lines are completely visible right? Won't work on broken asphalt or dirt roads?
@saadfatma42709 ай бұрын
How satisfying was that ❤❤
@ketanbhaskar9803 жыл бұрын
Imagine sleeping while it drives and you wake up and see GOD smiling at you.
@MG-hg1sq3 жыл бұрын
Are you saved by lord jesus christ ?
@arpity6793 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@AnshumaanAnand3 жыл бұрын
@@MG-hg1sq he died
@MG-hg1sq3 жыл бұрын
@@AnshumaanAnand yes i also thought in that Kind, but He need to believe and follow Lord Jesus Christ or Theres a Bad place to wake Up, If you Re Not a real Christian, which also repented from ein and ist friend With world
@AnshumaanAnand3 жыл бұрын
@@MG-hg1sq man i aint a christian i am a hindu and let it go i am just not quite religious.😅
@seth31825 жыл бұрын
I'd recline my seat all the way back so people think there's a ghost driving.
@richey09955 жыл бұрын
You would definitely fool some people, but most people would realize it’s a tesla
@whatthehek59905 жыл бұрын
I would love you to do that 🤣🤣
@alexsyld54105 жыл бұрын
@@richey0995 you May not know but accually there are heck a lot grown ups who have no idea what tesla can do, since they are not into this kind of stuff, talking from my own experience from my parent...
@zerozone58485 жыл бұрын
What a madlad
@Mikeztarp5 жыл бұрын
If you want to make people think there's a ghost, you should put a sheet over your head... without holes for the eyes!
@fearsomebeard42902 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to use the FSD in my new Tri-Motor CyberTruck.