Testing 4 Temu Massagers: From $5 Bargain to $40 Splurge!

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Today I'm testing out four different massagers that I saw on Temu, spanning $5 to $40.
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0:00 Introduction
0:37 Neck Massager
2:27 Muscle Massager
5:03 TENS Neck Massager
11:29 Neck & Shoulder Massager
14:52 Conclusion

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@JinapherShakur 9 ай бұрын

Lol “brush your neck hair and jewelry before use”. I’m legit laughing my ass off! Everyone turned around and looked at me like I’m crazy, laughing to myself. Lol. That’s great.

@jeffcicale 9 ай бұрын

The first and second massagers cracked me up! Thanks for the solid, honest reviews as always my man 👊🏽

@Freakinreviews 9 ай бұрын

Thank you. This was a pretty fun one to make!

@bowdlerise 9 ай бұрын

@@Freakinreviews dont put the temu app on your phone, its currently the worlds largest ccp run spy app that's more invasive than tiktok

@Knvb- 9 ай бұрын

That’s the first ever TENS machine I’ve seen with a Depeche Mode! A little music while it shocks your soul

@paulalarsen7697 9 ай бұрын

That's what I thought, too!

@dandychiggins6802 9 ай бұрын

Lol? Are you twelve?....or just laugh at your own "jokes" commonly?

@Naldo_S1K 9 ай бұрын

@@dandychiggins6802🙄

@leahdavis9434 9 ай бұрын

@@dandychiggins6802you're pretty rude for no reason lol

@kickminthenards 9 ай бұрын

@@leahdavis9434judging by his name, I’m sure he is just angry little man with childhood trauma that can’t cope within functional societal boundaries.

@klwsearch7270 9 ай бұрын

"A Barbie car running up and down your arm". That's the best laugh I've had so far today !!!

@ralexandra1058 9 ай бұрын

Tens is perfectly safe and can be a life saver when experiencing debilitating muscular and nerve pain. But I’d recommend buying a normal unit (with the replaceable pads) from a reputable company.

@Werevampiwolf 5 ай бұрын

Heads up for TENS units: I use the normal kind regularly and it specifically says to be extremely careful with using it on the neck because it can cause the throat to spasm and make you choke or having a hard time breathing. Also, the higher settings are for people with nerve damage. You should always start at the lowest setting and go up on tiny increments, and if you can crank it up and not feel like you're being electrocuted, either it's not making contact correctly or you have severe nerve damage. Like, paralysis-level nerve damage. I never go higher than 4 out of 10 on mine.

@dalman34 9 ай бұрын

I laughed through 75% of this review…awesome stuff! 😂

@StarkeyatRingo 2 ай бұрын

I shared it for that alone. it's rare, anything can MAKE ME LAUGH LOL.

@tspamtyahoocom 9 ай бұрын

This is your best video in over a year! I laughed so much during the TENS unit testing! I also applaud your courage... I would never had trusted that Chinese electrical torture unit!!

@InfernusdomniAZ 9 ай бұрын

IKR I've seen a KZfaq guy called Bigclive review some electronics from China and some can be literally lethal

@larrysaylor6770 9 ай бұрын

The right tens units are absolutely amazing, it's literally the only thing that will help my back when it goes out.. I used to go to the chiropractor and do massage therapy etc when it went out and It could take upwards of 2 weeks before I was functioning properly again, the tens unit will get me back to normal in a day sometimes 2.

@The1stDukeDroklar 9 ай бұрын

Same here. I used to go to a chiro just for the tens. So glad they came out with affordable home units.

@Eyes0penNoFear 9 ай бұрын

I love my TENS! I'm super curious about the one for the neck. I've never been able to use any TENS unit on my neck because the neck muscles are small but strong, so they immediately lock up with each pulse.

@youarehere0 9 ай бұрын

Look up PEMF. Another solution for any issues you have with your body.

@christymckinley2928 9 ай бұрын

I have Progressive MS and my tens unit is a must.. the muscle spasms (MS hug ) especially around the ribs are immensely painful and if both sides spasm at the same time you truly can't breath or stand up straight from the pain. I have several units in different places for this specific reason.

@EvanGiammona 9 ай бұрын

TENS systems seem to work pretty well when your muscles are already in pain. Otherwise, the pain isn't really worth it.

@cobaltxxxfusion 9 ай бұрын

The problem is proper use of TENS devices is critically dependent on electrode placement. I can hit the keys of a piano but I cant play.

@antonioconte49 9 ай бұрын

@@cobaltxxxfusiongreat analogy!

@Cmon_Nah123 9 ай бұрын

I used the sharper image tens massager and it caused numbness down my arm that stayed for a month. I had no issues prior to use.

@cobaltxxxfusion 9 ай бұрын

Sounds like you had placement right on the Medial nerve. Nothing permanent but it does last more than a few days. A similar thing is common in some nerve blocks. Thanks for sharing, because it is a perfect example and there is a learning curve involved here as to being proficient in electrode placement. @@Cmon_Nah123

@TimFitz33 6 ай бұрын

I bought the same item. Can't get mine to talk or do anything except get hot.

@cell718 9 ай бұрын

OMG get lead test strips for them Temu products!

@kbaker9804 9 ай бұрын

These were all very entertaining, not enough to get me to buy anything, but entertaining. Thank you!

@Freakinreviews 9 ай бұрын

Yeah I don't think my tests convinced many people to run out and buy these haha.

@samnollan1977 9 ай бұрын

@@Freakinreviews Um, actually some products I own today were because of the review you gave. I have a Vantru because of your review. I also like to see your updates and how they are holding up, so I sincerely THANK YOU, for all the Freakin' Reviews, James.

@roxxd4457 9 ай бұрын

For just a little bit more money you can get a proper TENS unit with reusable/replacable gel pads, suffering from chronic neck pain I can tell it works well

@heatherangel9700 9 ай бұрын

Bwahahaha! This one was fun to watch. Fist bump to James, taking one on the neck for our viewing pleasure!

@roberthoffman4713 9 ай бұрын

I like your videos and reviews. I have even purchased stuff that you have had on the channel. I just can't deal with wish and after learning more about temu, and seeing some of the counterfeit coins on their website I just can't make myself download the app or order from them. I get that many people do and will find these reviews helpful.

@FreshtexBlackman 9 ай бұрын

That second massager got me crying with laughter @3:04 James said "I think that might be dangerous, I'm not doing that" Lol.

@baronvg 9 ай бұрын

7:40 LMFAO I’ve been watching these reviews for over 5 years and I don’t recall James ever making a face like that before 😂

@SayukiSuzukiMizuno 9 ай бұрын

The first and second ones can be a hazard to people with long hair :'D I have something similar to 3rd and 4th. You should use 3rd on a moist skin (prefferably through the wet towel), I like to use wet paper towel. And you should start from the lowest setting and go up until you feel pain, and then turn it down to a moment when you don't feel pain anymore. It's actually pretty nice when you have problems with your joints. But I love massagers like the 4th. it can give you the force on your neck "hand massagers" cannot

@jeremycheetham3605 9 ай бұрын

“Comb neck hair and jewellery” 😂😂😂

@kentuckycornbread8502 9 ай бұрын

At least 1/4 of this video had me laughing with water coming from my eyes. This is why I love your honest reviews because it brings the good, the bad and the funny. 😂

@cats362 9 ай бұрын

tried 4 different neck heating pads for my arthritis in my neck. No idea why it so hard for someone to make one that actually fits around the neck.

@sendachimptospace 9 ай бұрын

Love you man, been watching for years!

@Brainhorn 5 ай бұрын

Got the last one for xmas. I quite like it

@artglue2 9 ай бұрын

Love your descriptions of each mode on the TENS massager! 😂

@GadgetsToGet 9 ай бұрын

Thanks for sharing your personal experience with the gadget. It adds a personal touch to the review 🙂

@dash_rabbit 9 ай бұрын

James said "mode" so many times that I now feel compelled to listen to Depeche Mode. 👍

@lindafischer9384 15 сағат бұрын

Excellent realistic reviews. Love this

@neecee_90 8 ай бұрын

Your face said it all! Lol thank you for your reviews ... this one was so funny for some reason... 😂

@philliponfitness 9 ай бұрын

you mimicing the different settings was not only hilarious but somehow helped me understand perfectly

@RoniShawn 5 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t mind trying the TENS. I love TENS units.

@TarotLadyLissa 8 ай бұрын

I have a spinal cord stimulator implanted. It’s similar to a tens in that it sends constant electrical impulses through my spine. I bet after a while you’ll use that neck massager more. They can be very effective.

@germanshepherd6638 4 ай бұрын

The third one looks like a shock collar for dogs 😂

@Bionicbabyy 7 ай бұрын

Fantastic review. The first two went as I thought they might. The last one I have something similar and it works great.😊

@incheck11 9 ай бұрын

Great video, very interesting. Thanks for the early release!

@Freakinreviews 9 ай бұрын

Thank you, and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

@NeasYellek 9 ай бұрын

The wide and I like a very similar neck tens unit. We have had it for several months and never charged it so the battery life is amazing. I did learn from you that it has different modes. We always just start it in auto mode. I don't really increase the power and it is great.

@BoomGiggity 9 ай бұрын

The last one is similar I bought a couple of years ago from Amazon. I love that I can put it on any shoulder easily.

@aisforannihilation1662 9 ай бұрын

trying to save some people from having the same experience I did. I have a shiatsu neck massager with heat that I absolutely love. Unfortunately its cover is made with the ever popular trash called vegan leather aka TPU. The massager works great but after having a few yrs & storing gently on a closet shelf after storing in box 1st 2 yrs, the cover is a peeling mess that sheds tpu dust everywhere & if I want to use it, I have a good 15 min clean up afterwards & its also now stored in a bag to keep the cover from shedding everywhere. Do yourself a favor & avoid vegan leather at all costs as u will have to toss whatever the product is due to its failure & the wastefulness of this material is actually anti green. Also mine was from Amazon & wasn't cheap

@ImigrentfromMars 9 ай бұрын

When I got my tens machine for home it cost me $150 but that was 10 years ago. I had to have a doctor order it and make sure I knew how it worked and signed a paper saying I understood, The one thing I remember most was Don't Put it on your chest and back because it could stop your heart, So for this to say sholder Im thinking for some people that's going to be close to the chest and back especialy kids playing around with it,

@caillew7618 9 ай бұрын

I had a TENS machine too and it also said what yours said, but I think it also mentioned neck as well.

@ralexandra1058 9 ай бұрын

My chiropractor uses a commercial grade tens unit on all his patients and places the pads on the back. Just don’t put it on your chest.

@aicirtkciub9167 9 ай бұрын

I didn't know about the chest thing. Thanks for the info !

@at3o 9 ай бұрын

Love how comedic this video is.

@kdefensemartialarts8097 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for your videos.

@LovesDarkness 9 ай бұрын

I got myself the tens unit that is a little egg.... Works great on my back. My back is so tense that I can put it up to level 11 and it doesn't hurt. I might have to get that last neck massager you got...I was eyeing that!

@alexvercetti 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for reviewing those two massagers! i wanted to see some kind of insight on the 1st one which you have to put something like a lubricant.. i go to a physical therapy for my shoulder and i know how it feels with the shock therapy..I’m kinda used to that already..But i’m still unsure about buying that thing.. i want to try it anyway..

@laurallewien2165 9 ай бұрын

Ohhh James the human sound effects machine! Great video as always 👍 Happy Friday 🎉

@Jeni10 9 ай бұрын

You’ve clearly never had a Chinese neck and shoulder massage. They hurt! But the resulting warmth and tenderness pays off the next day!

@johnbennett1465 9 ай бұрын

Apparently James has never had a deep tissue massage. It tends to be uncomfortable to painful when done, but such a relief afterwards when all the knots are gone. I doubt any of these devices do a proper deep tissue massage. But discomfort doesn't automatically mean a bad massage.

@bielielielie5704 9 ай бұрын

Yeah its like going to massage spa it's uncomfortable when they doing it sometimes hurt but when they done it's feel good afterwards 👍

@janem3575 9 ай бұрын

my RMT left bruising on me after the massage. But holy cakes, did I feel relaxed afterward!

@KaoruGoyle 9 ай бұрын

I have one similar to the last one and i LOVE IT, you can move it around your back and massage different parts and it feels like some fingers are rubbing the area. Pretty neat. Also i think mine is a cheap knock of version I got from amazon but it works

@kimberlysuemccarty 6 ай бұрын

Lol😂 that second massager looks like a torture device.

@metern 9 ай бұрын

You must test the cooling belt Sparkle Tornado. Semes awesome.

@bridgettross4589 9 ай бұрын

The tens neck massager works best if you just wet a paper towel and place between your neck and the unit. I have used one for the past couple of years for migraines.

@justinlang313 9 ай бұрын

😂 this had me laughing good video

@dancingwiththedogsdj 9 ай бұрын

On the last device, are those straps with loops on the end for your arms/hands to "rest" in and therefore you are able to help control the pressure or slightly move more rather than just remaining in one spot? Great video as always! Have a great day! 🍻🌎♥️🎶🕺

@ralexandra1058 9 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what they’re for! I have a similar massager from a name brand- and the hand straps make a big difference in controlling the placement and pressure.

@The_Keto_Klingon 9 ай бұрын

I love using a tens machine. I'll be looking into this neck massager.

@Nun_Yabzness 9 ай бұрын

Been using the shiatsu version of this for years, and as a possible upgrade, I have been wanting the last massager for a while now, but couldn't bring myself to pay the prices on Amazon. The quality of this one seems pretty much the same, on Temu. What is your experience with them? As in price, quality, and shipping compared? I have a few neck massagers, including the first one and it does pinch, i found if you put a little arnica oil on your neck first it helps a lot. Also, pull it apart to stretch the arms lowering the clamping sensation. It needs to be broken in quite a bit, like new boots. Still just a cheap product that is just a little better than nothing.

@momonailscreations 9 ай бұрын

I need that massager lol the last one you reviewed. 😂

@Деазнам 9 ай бұрын

As long as the videos are long... we are happy :D

@shannondore 9 ай бұрын

I have one like the first one and it sucks. James was right, it hurts! Pinches really bad. The one I got that I love is a pressure point massager. It's long and shaped like an S and you use your own strength to press on the tensed muscles so you can adjust the pressure. I love it! It really works.

@dianapardo6872 9 ай бұрын

On the second massager, I also laughed.

@3DJapan 9 ай бұрын

The last one looks like the massage chairs at the mall but only the neck part of it.

@goblingirlbeauty 9 ай бұрын

I use a tens machine on my knee and i love it so much because it helps a lot.

@ChicagoVeteran 9 ай бұрын

The TENS unit seems more like a torture device! 😆

@JustJessee 9 ай бұрын

TENS units aren't for everyone, but for those of us that know what it can do for us? Yes, please. We actually just upgraded to $400 worth of unit/accessories. We'll be getting our monies worth out of it, no doubt.

@subdiicee 9 ай бұрын

Loved the intro 😂

@3DJapan 9 ай бұрын

The tens massager reminded me of my blood pressure cuff, which is actually easy to understand but it ends each session with "have a good health".

@srshama 9 ай бұрын

I use a higher power TENS/ICF unit every day and I'm up to 16/20 levels. My BF can't even do level 2 lol. But when you have chronic pain every day the desensitize that it provides is very nice

@davidmcdaniel6270 9 ай бұрын

I have bad back pain and when I was still working I would wear a tens machine and crank it all the way up. I would me talking to someone and all of a sudden my voice would go way up like yours did and people would look at me like I was crazy.

@Freakinreviews 9 ай бұрын

Haha I can see that happening!

@rw8873 9 ай бұрын

Loving your legs! I appreciate your laughter and honest reviews 😃 thanks!

@JDM12983 9 ай бұрын

What?! Are you saying the cheap crap from temu is cheap crap?!?! Never would guessed that! lol

@gonna_hurt_your_feelings 9 ай бұрын

I'll just say. That's how EVERY TENS I've ever felt feels like lol

@earnhar768 9 ай бұрын

Would be scared use a cheap Chinese device designed to shock your neck 😂

@jer103 9 ай бұрын

I've had pads that shock your muscles, and I got a good TENS neck massager too. I used both of these once, and never touched them again.

@frankenfurterr3432 2 ай бұрын

idk about having something that has a “hammering mode” so close to my brain 💀

@paulalarsen7697 9 ай бұрын

I'll take the TENS unit. I love those.

@tossingmidgetsforfun 9 ай бұрын

No no, it's saying "All Hail Megatron!"

@BUGt95. 9 ай бұрын

You have to keep Tems on and adjust to upping the settings it really helps with pain.

@furynick4541 9 ай бұрын

well deep tissue massage only feels good afterwards. DT in process can be very painful depending on your soreness level.

@casterkristine21 9 ай бұрын

I've just about crawled away from a massage, but my muscles went from rock to sore jello. The temporary pain is worth it!

@RyanReynolds1987. 9 ай бұрын

Hahaha made me think of Ross using Tonka trucks to massage phoebes client lol

@digitalsparky 9 ай бұрын

the occasional pin prick you said you felt was probably the electrical contacts coming loose from the skin or touching a part of the contact with no gel on. (I'm a TENS user for my back).

@michaelbrohl1625 9 ай бұрын

A good massage always hurts at times.

@Supermom538 9 ай бұрын

The first one reminded me of an old metal can opener that my mamaw had when I was little. 😁

@mathus3311 9 ай бұрын

omg i was struggling to think of what the thing reminded me of, you hit it on the head

@andrewzach1921 9 ай бұрын

Thanks for the video

@leese.23 9 ай бұрын

I used to have to get epidurals in my lower back and they hurt like hell but after that I would definitely feel better for a few days

@seandevine3695 9 ай бұрын

I’d much rather have a TENS unit with movable pads so I can target whichever muscles I choose.

@ELaster1 9 ай бұрын

Came out more stressed than before 😂

@beccac6451 9 ай бұрын

I tried one similar to the last one you used and it felt good whilst using it but afterwards my muscles were so sore. I think I used it to long or something lol.

@captainterrific 9 ай бұрын

Probably a comment from left field, but I got the sense that you had the tens unit upside down.

@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 9 ай бұрын

5:06 Looks like a hovering StarWars droid.

@nBasedAce 9 ай бұрын

Look at all those succulents he's collected! 🚀

@karens8515 9 ай бұрын

That first one looked painful 😂

@dreamerboy24 5 ай бұрын

I love how picky and cranky you are, just like me. 😹😹

@radiorexandy 9 ай бұрын

You're a good sport, James :-)

@911chap03 9 ай бұрын

9:12 😂😂 That facial expression. I see how painful it's supposed to be. Imagine Crazy Russian Hacker/Taras Kul putting those massagers to the test and feeling the same pain as a fail. Yeah I don't know if Temu is typically worth it, I don't know who would come up with that. But definitely avoid testing Temu gadgets in general, because they may not be in great shape, if I'm not wrong about that. Those products are *wa wa waaa.*

@GameTimeKnox 9 ай бұрын

That last ones kinda looks like a alien

@barcham 9 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for torturing yourself so that we do not have to! 😂

@boopyboops 9 ай бұрын

Electric stimulator seems to be the very opposite of a massage lol but I wouldn't know. I'll just use my hands or a heating pad, hot shower, or something else. XD I like the squeezer one. Who knows though, the TENS sounds promising. I have bad computer neck and lower back problems.

@plasmaburndeath 9 ай бұрын

Just fancy TENS unit 🙂 they are pretty safe as long as you don't go across your heart with them lol.

@beaucarroll17 2 ай бұрын

i have an electric pulse massage pen like the TENS and makes muscle spasm but not vert massaging, you should find and do that

@LeesReviews69 9 ай бұрын

13:38 “very niccce how muchhh?”

@luie1 9 ай бұрын

The first neck massager, you need to have short(er) hair, or risk of getting hair tangled in the rollers.

@permeus2nd 9 ай бұрын

There is no amount of money that anyone could pay me to use anything from temu, you would be safer painting you self in blood and going swimming with a swarm of piranhas that haven’t eaten in a month.

@sandybruce9092 9 ай бұрын

Thank you! My sentiments exactly! People seem to be blinded with the cheap prices!

@coolelectronics1759 9 ай бұрын

yeah man we talkin flashlights overheating and catching fire, lead in shit, cheap chinese headphones that burn your ear apon contact leaving you in agonizing pain, toxic speakers, electricutational masaging torture devices, phones that blow up, tools that disintegrate, dissolving clothing, exploding vacuum cleaners that suck, walkie talkies that leak acid and will get you arrested, and choochoo trains that will slice your finger off! Stay away from temu!