The writting wasn't bad. It was terrible. Some of the logic these characters used.

I just commented this. The way she stared into space while he quietly, and slowly walked past her. Truly unbelievable film making.

She also just lets him walk to the girl and attack her after that. It didn't make any sense at all

@@terenceflynn5125 😂😆

me and my friend were literally screaming at her to “fucking shoot” nearly had a stroke

I thought line was so random, wasn’t it?

@@megamikethemovieman it was but the film is pretty random too.

@@sheadoherty7434 ya I did a quick 1 min review of the movie on my channel if to you want to take a look at that.

@@megamikethemovieman I'll check it out

It’s so bad

@dflowers30 we all said that out loud

And then everyone stood up and clapped

Claps in theaters are so awkward nowadays it's hillarious ! The claps come from within ! 😫🤣

It was bold of them to have Hideo Kojima direct this movie.

@ShotcallerDJ he immortal

And wtf was this body of water doing in the floor of this Texas desert town building anyway lol?

Oh my god, i just realized that. I mean he cute the shit pipe but i think that in a different part of the building? I barely remember the movie.

Overweight, mentally diminished, AND elderly, which would exacerbate the other two issues.

OMG. This part made me go: you have really pushed the limit in calling me an idiot. The next movie is gonna be about Leatherface pursuing a spot at Olympics

dude i literally yelled "how the hell did he get out that quickly?!?!?" after seeing that lmfao

It was rough

@@NaughtySnuggles so rough. My buddy and i were angry it was so bad.

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

I literally walked away from it after the girl got sonic boomed down the stairs lol.. then came backed to endure more punishment

I couldn’t

And never runs out of gas.

...If it was a Stihl, it would have been perfect advertising and honestly i expected to see the logo....and didn't.

You can hear him working on it after he kills Richter.

@@M1lh0u53ISGamingthat shit wouldn’t have started if it was a stihl

😁 leather face 's killings were most satisfying thing here.

@Free Thinker Agree but not with the interracial part

@Free Thinker so ur against interracial relationships? In 2022🧐

Except for that guy with the guns he is arguably the best character in that show

@Free Thinker buddy ever think these movies make fun of themselves? Thats exactly what this was, stop getting so butthurt

weird

Second that

Prepare to get hundreds of likes for no reason

Look up architecture symposium on KZfaq. Not even Jeremy could deliver one without nodding off.

@@amartyasingh6295 69 as of now

Here before 1000 likes

He’s Jason In this movie

R lee ermey!!!!

The Jessica Biel is either the best or second best in the series. There is a lot of crap between 1974 and 2022. There are at least 3 TCM movies which are demonstrably less entertaining than this one.

@@mayonnaise3959 he was Jason in other movies

@@scottjustin9800 right! I loved that one. One of my favorite horror remakes

I was just waiting for someone to mention that this movie is exactly like Halloween 2017 and she failed to kill leather face

Pity I rooted for no one

I rooted for the movie to end

Good movie. End of discussion

Some things just have soul. And no amount of money or production time can recreate that

@@MsFelinaFox the original alone was made under $500.000, turned out to be great and yet this movie seemed like a million dollar budget and it failed miserably

@@15Candles budget doesn't make a good movie

The original also had no gory violence. Pretty impressive .

@@Awoken0 sometimes they do, sometimes they don't but it's just crazy to think that. With the amount of budget they have with good production design whatsoever, they couldn't afford a good screenwriter???

Correct

For sure, he clearly changed his ratings on many movies that existed last year in his ranking video of worst movies

@@zoomzoom4019 You are not Jeremy's friend if that's what you want for him

@@zoomzoom4019 Okay, let me get off of that thing!

I really wanted leatherface to say.. who the fuck are u. At some point lol

They so desperately wanted their own 2018 Halloween Laurie Strode.

@@Damar158 with the social message and everything

He’s definitely my most “trustworthy” source when it comes to movie reviews

I've also been watching him since I was in my 20's, and I think you suck. When I first started watching his videos I remember subscribing to him just because I agreed with those first few videos I watched of him, and then that is when I see that he really isn't as good as I thought he was. He mainly joins in the bandwagon when it comes to movies that are popular to hate on movies that aren't that bad, and if that movie wasn't part of a franchise he wouldn't acted the way he is. What I'm trying to say is he is a fake, and based on his review of The Birth of a Nation I won't say he is racist but his that type of white guy who is unaware of his white privilege. I now only watched his videos as more of a "if he hates it that means it's probably good." Also the BEST person on youtube isn't Jeremy Jahns, it's Brandon Rodgers. Brandon Rodgers is the creator of 4 really funny comedy online webseries that you can watch for free on youtube, and has made a lot of really funny comedy skits. Brandon Rodgers has more originality and creativity then Jeremy will ever be able to do in his life. Jeremy kind of sucks and I always believe his fanbase is made up mostly of 12 year old white boys but I also can see some weakminded adults also be a fan of his too. Oh yea Jeremy always acts like a hardcore MCU fanboy until Black Panther trailer comes out and he openly admits he never heard of that superhero, more proof that he is a fucken poser while encouraging my belief how he is possibly maybe a closeted racist.

@@Howlingburd19 agree on this

Been watching since his Transformers review, so the first ever. I'd disagree on number one KZfaq but definitely number one movie reviewer on any platform/format/publication. Angry Joe and Critical Drinker are pretty good too.

@@brnclandonald angry joe and critical drinker are great. But JJ is, AGAIN, is MY fave. Everyone is allowed their fave youtuber. Im not arguing anyone's preference. Never said he was THE No. 1 youtuber. Which is clearly what's being taken from my comment. So i literally dont understand why this is even being debated. Like your own youtuber and ill like mine. 🤷

LEATHERFACE STANDING IN THE SUNFLOWERS WOOOO, awful plot and characters tho lol

@@mightyzues89 LMFAOOOOO

I can't stop thinking of how it was called Texas Chainsaw Mascara in Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Well it helps that the director day job is cinematography lol.. and this was his first movie to direct

It's actually well directed in certain scenes and shot really well. I enjoyed it simply because Leatherface took care of the Woke cast. They were annoying.

Yeah, like this could take place in basically any Texas Chainsaw continity and itd still make as much sense.

This is the worst version of that, especially since many of the movies in this particular franchise are dogshit too

Always will be, so good!

tbh they shoulda brought Erin back if they wanted to take the Halloween 2018 route

To be fair there’s not a lot of competition really!

Jessica biel does that to you

No...just no.

Agreed

Especially being that the real actress died year's ago .

I did appreciate them trying to make the characters multi-dimensional and show good and bad on both sides. But they REALLY dropped the ball on the revenge plot. “Yeah! Let’s get the audience SUPER hyped to see Sally get the sweet sweet revenge she so desperately deserves after all these years! Eh… Nevermind…”

But she never had a connection to Leatherface

They did the whole Influencer bit with Scream 4 already so it's been done

That’s how you enjoy Netflix horror movies

Please someone needs to make a video of that scene with that music lol

@@tinyrocks7549 hehe like Shaun of the dead

Yeah same here man me and my girl had a good time but it's because we were just joking the whole time and rooting for Leatherface to murder everyone

We need that edit

Nailed it. "Evil dies tonight!"

Yup

Why you gotta put fan films down like that, completely unnecessary

@@totallykoolyeah even that movie was better than this, because you have more fun there, and you feel for people, here you want everyone to die, Halloween kills had characters you wish didn’t die

It definitely doesn’t fit with the franchise, it’s a reboot or a snl skit

influencer = influenza

They probably wanted to replace the chainsaw with something else.. modern "filmmaking"

I agree with everything else except Halloween and Jason (and I'm not a very big fan of Jason) I feel like those 2 franchise still have some life left in them. Not a whole lot but with the right director and a great script (which they always lack) they can turn those 2 franchises around. Just my honest opinion.

@@edgarramirez9113 If micheal myers cant die then whats the point of making the movies? hes 100% unkillable, and when he does get killed, they retcon that death and hes back, same plot every movie.

@@user-xj3mo2lx9z ok so change the plot. It's really not that hard. Same with Jason. They both can't die but if you introduce a character that hasn't been introduced before it's completely doable. Someone who was in the shadows who can take his place. Start from scratch and make ur own storyline. Think outside the box bro anything is doable in this day and age. Could also be the writer in me who's always thinking and inventing new ways of figuring things out to make them more..... Watchable lolol

I threw both my remotes. Even my cats were annoyed😂

@@dreezvs 🤣 I don't blame you.

Yes especially Melody in the movie who sucks that I cheered when her head got cut off.

They’re just as bad as the characters from the babysitter movies

You and me both, I even turned to my cat and said "I hope he kills all of them."..and my cat agreed.

I hope you are doing well 🙏

What was scary about leather face was that he didn’t want to kill. It’s all he knew it’s all his family taught him it’s what his life was. Just murder

And he would do it because those people were in his property

@@mayonnaise3959 yeah Leatherface is not supposed to be just Michael 2.0

@@larryb4598 actually no Michael was different, see Leatherface in the old movie had personality and was part of a family that took advantage of him, Michael Myers was a serial killer who is pure evil, he killed with the knife instead of the chainsaw, he created the emotionless slasher that kills with no reason, Leatherface copied him from the 2018 movie, and probably other characters especially Jason, Leatherface is supposed to have a personality, Michael does not, so because he doesn’t have personality here and is shown as smart and cunning, that’s not Leatherface, that’s Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees but reskinned as another famous slasher, and that just happens to be Leatherface

@@larryb4598 I think you need to rewatch the original movie, Leatherface were not Michael Myers. The original were a comment on how meat culture and slaughterhouses were seen by people. Remember in the beginning and the slaughter houses, they talk about how cows and pigs are butchered, and really dont care about it. Well all these methods are the way people are killed by Leatherface, since to his family, they are just cows and pigs. Leatherface actually has a fairly small role in the original. And no Halloween (or the babysitter Murders as it were originally called) were not copied from Texas Chainsaw, Halloween were inspired by spooky stories in the same vein as Amityville and such. Plus some inspiration from Black Christmas (from 1974).

Yep nothing makes a movie good like putting your cast in harms way, it is the one thing modern movies just can't do anymore

That’s what I remember about the original . The tension

Remakes fantastic in some ways better than the original for having R Lee Ermy the hate makes no sense

seriously, leatherface doing the chainsaw thing in this movie just felt like adding further insult to injury to the original. it really did feel like a parody

@@headshot217 surely you're joking lol

"Try anything and your canceled bro" 😂 One of the worst lines uttered in any trailer before...

@@Spider-ManHQ to think, somebody wrote that on paper and it was approved by Netflix 😂😂😂

@@Spider-ManHQ they were trying to be “hip and radical”

@@15Candles actually it was originally slated for a theatrical release last year but the test screenings were so bad that legendary sold it to Netflix

@@conorrace4214 yeah of course they sell it to Netflix because Netflix pretty much accept just about everything right now 😂😂

I don’t think it’s a movie that should have ever had a franchise right?

@@megamikethemovieman only the first two are even good and worth the time

@@nolifealan9746 thanks for those recommendations! I just did a quick 1 min review of this movie if you would like to check that out on my channel. I trust your comments as you seem very knowledgeable on the franchise.

100% agree, I dont waste my time watching any movie without Jeremy's approval lol

Any movie in general, don’t know if it beats “Too bad YOU… will die”

What about the line from shark attack 3? That's gotta be the worst

Were you allowed to ask anything?? Like the thougjt process behind it?

Did you ask if he knows the Coen Bros? Cause you'd rather have them in your class than some crappy horror movie writer

You'd think a scriptwriter would take a few pointers from his professor fiance, huh?

Did you think it was the worst in the franchise?

@MFFUniverse yep it was no good. I did a quick 1 min review of the movie on my channel if you would like to check that out.

Everyone has something to say about this total molten absolute steaming pile of Dogshit

@@miketrapper0464 I didnt even know there WAS another texas chainsaw massacre movie

@@longislandicedtea6323 there’s so many and they won’t die

You hit head right on the nail, or however you word the expression my man.

@@williammendoza2998 It’s ‘you hit the nail right on the head!’ You basically had it right, just a little jumbled up lol.

I see it too. Its like this weird mid tier look.

@@charliekelly1435 thank you, I felt insecure about that

@@MM-hf6om Right, exactly. It's not like it's BAD per say, it just feels very... bland? I guess that's the word.

I literally thought, "Wasn't there already a reboot sequel nine years ago!?" And if you can believe it, it's better than this lol!

@@Beltzer0072 I can’t believe that that movie is marginally better than this

Yup i was disappointed with the end until that happened. After that happened, I was like ok thats much better

That was the best part

Leather face…wins. Brutality

Leatherface was basically the hero/protagonist of the movie

And with drinks too

But it was cool looking lol doesn't excuse it at all but I was entertained. Terrible story but some fun kills for sure

Lol adrenaline doesn’t unbreak your leg.. you may not feel the pain but you ain’t springing on a broken knee..

Good movie. End of discussion

@@SL1TFACE Quick question, have you seen like any other horror movie ever? I didn't hate it, but good? No.

Not scary and completely predictable. Generic

@@careyunknown3449 you clearly haven’t seen it, or the original

@@miketrapper0464 I have seen 2003...70s movies don't age well. Don't believe me, go watch original Halloween.

@@careyunknown3449 doesn’t mean you still can’t enjoy it tho

@@careyunknown3449 Halloween is goated, your taste is just bad 🤷🏻

Because it's nothing like the established character.

It’s literally a review channel. You’re throwing a tantrum because someone else didn’t like a movie when it’s literally their job to pick apart a movie. No one cares that you liked it, no one cares if you didn’t like it.

SAME I ENJOYED IT

not even in the top 10 lmfao

It’s an embarrassment to the franchise

The movie was good lol Jeremys reviews suck

@jher1701 Wrong movie

This sounds about right

Same here but I had me a blunt.

Would you have even been more disappointed if you had to go to the movies to see it?

@@megamikethemovieman for sure! The original survivor was wasted and ridiculous her actions after all that build up...

Yes that’s just one instance of incredulity in this thing. Also when it slices through the floorboards of the house like they were melted butter offering zero resistance lol.

To this the original movie had a budget less than $500.000 and managed to be great but this movie seemed to have a bigger budget yet the quality is inferior than the original

haloween 2018 sucked. Halooween kills was much better

@@Law2120 🧢

@@Law2120 2018 is arguably the best Halloween sequel. Kills was watchable, but a big step down imo, and probably not even in the top five of the franchise.

@@15Candles budget doesn’t matter if you don’t have the right people using it

How long ago did she die?

@@gianthand8130 2014

@@bigkmoviesandgames Dang

@@gianthand8130 Yeah she actually was in texas chainsaw 3d but it wasn't in a very big role, but that movie was pretty bad too.

@@bigkmoviesandgames I haven’t seen any of these movies.

Exactly, and it just makes the viewers of the original movies wonder what kind of flashy trash is this newer gen into. I really hope that one day "They Who Suck on The Bones of Cult Films" would just stop, and realize that with these types of movies, there's nothing else to be done because they cant capture anything close to the feeling that the original had, and that most of these movies cant evolve into the new age without either losing what made it so great in the first place or without having someone with the clarity, vision, and a true understanding of what they're dealing with and most importantly, the TALENT to pull the film into the new age.

No one apart of gen z acts like that the people who made this film have the absolute worst idea of what a teen is it’s so fucking cliché and I hope film makers realize that literally no one acts like that

Exactly, the negative response to this is way overboard. Nobody’s claiming it’s a groundbreaking piece of work, but it’s a solid slasher flick

@@roderickrobinson1375 Dude I can tell you with 100 percent certainty I know TONS of gen Z people around their age who act exactly like that. Not exaggerating to make my point stronger, I work with people that act exactly like Mel and her friends.

@@weslewis8081 I think part of the problem is people want a new groundbreaking classic TCM film akin to the original but we will never get that again. The closest was probably the platinum dunes remake (which in my opinion is vastly underrated). You just can't replicate the weird style of Tobe Hooper so I say don't even try. Just make something out there and wacky. Put Leatherface in crazy situations like slaughtering a neon blue party bus full of annoying influencers.

Except they don't "take the piss" in any meaningful way. It was just: "hey: zoomers, amirite? laugh." Like, you would've had to not watch any media within the past five, hell, ten years to find any of these jokes funny anymore. The set up of urban/gentrification vs rural towns was actually incredibly interesting waste of potential. Also, to the point of it being "riffing on Halloween, not copying it," it's like...what's the point? If I wanted to watch a horror movie be poorly satirical about other horror movies, I would've just watched Scream. This movie feels so specifically for people who haven't watched horror movies since they were teenagers. It's so bland and lifeless.