[TF2] The Cardboard Cult

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[TF2] The Cardboard Cult

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Күн бұрын

Boxes are fun. Cats sit in them, gifts come in them, and deadly french assassins can hide in them. Everything that makes an item innocent and nice. :)
In any case, they're fun to parade around in, no matter how much money it costs to do so.
Alright, I got nothing special for this description, except that if my Patreon hits 75$ a month I'll use the money to open a Minecraft server later on. More details on that will be available on request.
Have a good one.
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Hey, thanks for watching my video. Your viewing support means a lot to me. There used to be a message here explaining that the purpose of this channel was a KZfaq race between me and one of my friends, but I roundly trounced him (in yer face Spencer) so I can't put that here anymore. So uhh... I guess I just make KZfaq videos for KZfaq's sake now. Enjoy lmao
Here's some links:
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My TF2 Server's ip: 198.143.145.202
Once again, thanks for watching! :D
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@neptuniamarina4924 4 жыл бұрын

*Someone anyone*: Dancing New Players: "Ah clearly the biggest threat on the battlefield"

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

If a man on a field of war has no fear and is so bold that he dances, surely he must be so confident in his ability to fight that he has no need to worry about the opposition. Such a man must be the enemy leader, and therefore should be assigned to be public enemy no. 1.

@haveagoodday2049 4 жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1 you know, when you say like that

@imsoasian.1717 4 жыл бұрын

Friendly are harmless and shall be protected: Changed my mind

@neptuniamarina4924 4 жыл бұрын

@@imsoasian.1717 as long as they stay out of the way

@meepfanmeepster8620 4 жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1 did you come up with that quote youself? If so I must say it is very well written

@dw5847 4 жыл бұрын

I like the one split second when you jumped of the cliff in higher tower I perfectly fell off the top at the same time and died.

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@EllyAnim1954 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Neopolitan420 4 жыл бұрын

"The bomb has been defused." I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at such a simple joke.

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Hm Am gamer

@sleeeepyy_ 4 жыл бұрын

i imagined sam saying that in a terrible announcer voice

@mr.potatoaim2460 4 жыл бұрын

Counter-terrorists win.

@yashida1999 4 жыл бұрын

"No one see so many spy box before..." RTgames with Nintendo Labo mod and box storage map: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

I have yet to play on that map. I should sometime.

@box1399 4 жыл бұрын

Allow me to introduce myself

@hamslasher4208 3 жыл бұрын

@@box1399 oh god

@epicguy228 3 жыл бұрын

@@hamslasher4208 It's him

@hamslasher4208 3 жыл бұрын

@@epicguy228 actually no it's a box

@kirbyfreakyt4695 4 жыл бұрын

A bunch of: Scouts: a flock Soldiers: a battalion Pyros: a swarm Demos: a hull Hoovies: a flock Heavies: a grind (because of the noise they make) Engies: a nest Medics: insanity Snipers: a Lmaobox Spies: a kitchen.

@AverageEldritchEntity 4 жыл бұрын

Medics: *INSANITY* Yeah that seems about right

@peasmehasselberg975 3 жыл бұрын

A group of Medics should be called either "a hospital" (healers, duh) or "a madhouse/asylum" ('cause he's nuttier than squirrel shit)

@cactusgamingyt9960 3 жыл бұрын

Spycrabs: A boiling pot (crustaceans are cooked in pot)

@Feline_Femboy 3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

@rattfish 2 жыл бұрын

Pyros: infestation

@CEOofTheVoid 4 жыл бұрын

"4 boxes try to reclaim their land but fail misserably"

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

An attempt was made

@elecstorm3701 4 жыл бұрын

Some SpyCrabs, aknowledging the threat posed by people hunting them for sport and their valuable disguise kits, slowly adapted accordingly to the situation. Evolution let SpyCrabs slowly create an outer shell in the form of a cardboard box, which also protected these magnificent creatures from unwanted observers' eyes. Thus, a breed of SpyCrab, commonly named "Boxtrot", "Box Spy", or "BoxCrab" was created. However, this would not stop the hunters, and BoxCrab shells soon became a prized trophy. In the following video we can see a BoxCrab migration, interrupted by a bunch of hunters unknowledgable of the positive impact those migrations have on the enviroment.

@hothhansolo7500 4 жыл бұрын

@@elecstorm3701 have you. Watched the spycrab documentary?

@elecstorm3701 4 жыл бұрын

@@hothhansolo7500 indeed i have.

@Dansil_12 4 жыл бұрын

5:15 that moment when a character says the title of the movie

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Does it count as breaking the fourth wall? Maybe. Do I care? Nah, it was funny to include xD

@neves3375 4 жыл бұрын

The "pRo PlAyEr" pack: -Taunt after every kill -Dancing = danger -Objective is Objective -"You're playing a game about killing each other."

@sweetricecakeman8582 4 жыл бұрын

Also:only play on 2fort to kill specifically friendlies Kill the snipers sniping friendly-killers

@lahar2412 4 жыл бұрын

"such pRo"

@blitz5657 4 жыл бұрын

@@Jestov If that were the game's only purpose they wouldn't have added fucking conga to it

@asnailwithpizza9724 4 жыл бұрын

@@blitz5657 That is singlehandedly the best argument I've seen, because it's true and hilarious.

@jennbob5521 Жыл бұрын

War crime enthusiast starter pack

@wumbo2255 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what would've happened if you all walked together as one box, but if somebody approached, you split up.

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Scatter, scatter!

@TinyDeskEngineer 3 жыл бұрын

There always seems to be that *one spy* on the enemy team that just sees a large amount of people messing around like this and just goes "YES! MY FIRST SUCCESSFUL BACKSTAB VICTIM!"

@vitaleriof 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly if i see something like this even if i'm not playing spy, i would buy the taunt and just join in for the hell of it

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

The herd grows

@sleepbleep4362 4 жыл бұрын

You are like a discount SoundSmith and I like it it’s way funnier and interesting

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks...? xD

@madude007 4 жыл бұрын

1:19 i love that they assume we think its bearded cuz of the audio

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

We're all fanboys here And that really sucks because I have literally nothing to do with sandsmath tf2

@cinoblades8962 3 жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1 Not yet.

@Sus-iq5dk 4 жыл бұрын

*Cardboard exist* The entire history of humanity: It should has never existed

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

God: forces humans to work with tough materials so they learn to survive and thrive through struggle Humanity: invents cardboard God: bruh that’s cheatin’

@htw1230 4 жыл бұрын

*sad snake noises

@screamineagles0678 4 жыл бұрын

I love how when the equalizer soldier taunts every one just scatters.

@blueshift4621 4 жыл бұрын

this is.. EpIc just epic the cardboard cult will never be defeated

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

the boxes march

@Fran308 4 жыл бұрын

i feel like this video should have much more views

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

It’s only been up for an hour or two... 😅

@Fran308 4 жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1 oh, yeah I didn't noticed sorry

@_KroW_ 4 жыл бұрын

9:30 i love how everyone just fucking panics, this entire moment is just so chaotic i love it

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@defaultpfpwithafly7504 4 жыл бұрын

"What would you do in this situation?" Sniper : *alright free piss for everyone*

@BananaGhoti 4 жыл бұрын

3:26 Outplayed. Outskilled. Outsmarted.

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Hm Is big brain time

@theoneaboveall9930 4 жыл бұрын

"They can't stop us all!" Me waiting for a Crocket: Are you sure about that?

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

A single pill or rocket is enough to ruin the entire cult... ...luckily, we’ve done our disenchanting spells ahead of time to reduce those awkward slaughters significantly. :)

@-shooter6339 4 жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1 The Gibus behind the slaughters

@nickthatonenerd7690 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone one should know that cardboard boxes hunt in packs 📦

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

They’re like sand dollars. They look innocent at first, but they hunt in packs and completely devour corpses they glide over.

@BluZombie 3 жыл бұрын

you cannot contain the containers

@AneezProto 4 жыл бұрын

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts hide behind that box

@mixelator9439 Жыл бұрын

What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? (🥖🥨🍞🥯🥖🥨🫓🥐🫓🥖🥯🥨🍞🫓🥖🥨🥯🫓🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥐🥐🇫🇷)

@axmoylotl 4 жыл бұрын

reminds of of box spy migration videos RTgame did in like 2016. good times.

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

The herds, having stayed in the same place for 4 years, have finally exhausted their supplies and have set out to move once again.

@Pretko 4 жыл бұрын

You have the quality of a 1 mil sub channel. Keep it up!

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks chief :)

@facemcshooty6602 4 жыл бұрын

someone: is on a box doing nothing edgy spy mains: target is going down, starting mission: braindead

@topezt4424 4 жыл бұрын

The Legion Of Cardboard has joined the game

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Fear.

@Peridox69420 4 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of that one time I got half of a turbine server to spycrab around the intel.

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Hmm... I sense a video idea...

@Peridox69420 4 жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1 Gotta credit me tho :).

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Sir, with all due respect, idea theft is one of my hallmarks. That, and I was already planning on doing a spycrab video sometime in the future xD

@rowmacnezumi8953 4 жыл бұрын

"We've got to be very intimidating, like a table!" -Pippapap

@123Pendejos1 4 жыл бұрын

I'm gald to see that there is still content creators of this game. Makes me think that tf2 is not dead

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

TF2 ain’t dead ‘till Valve pronounces it so.

@nightflash4782 4 жыл бұрын

I like how in the beginning after that grant guy kills them one of the blues says "Grant wtf, that guy was in a box" at least one of them has honor

@darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385 4 жыл бұрын

1:17 as soon as i heard that my heart sank as the memories of the overmind filled my thoughts

@F1LERS 4 жыл бұрын

man you deserve more subs and views

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks chief :)

@FSSmash 4 жыл бұрын

legion of boxes

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

They march

@braydentaylor3851 4 жыл бұрын

FS Smash no no “The armadas of Boxes”

@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit 4 жыл бұрын

the great migration of boxes. something truly amazing to watch

@spinnirack3645 4 жыл бұрын

Ever considered "spy heavy" Using a lunchbox item as "cloak"

@GgTr-ys8ol 8 ай бұрын

Favorite line "we must be intimidating like a table"

@winsslloww 4 жыл бұрын

2:09 thats the reason i still play tf2

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Where there is still a single seed of goodness, friendly servers may yet blossom.

@extendedmag9411 4 жыл бұрын

Each Samwiz1 video: starts with an idea, gets heavily bombarded with extra people, ???, profit

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Yup. Yup.

@welcometomyreality 4 жыл бұрын

I wish i have friends like this

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

A comradery of goons is always nice

@senkosan1129 4 жыл бұрын

It’s like watching another soundsmuth

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Hmm Perhamps

@kaisercalvin1742 4 жыл бұрын

Samwiz1, you ought to have a collab video with Soundsmith some time. Wait, Soundsmith is not real, so that's not possible.

@Stoopid726 5 ай бұрын

Idea: As a heavy, equip the second banana and become a dispenser and just be in the most random spots. You are unable to fight back and you must wear the Mannvich hat for this loadout.

@Shloonical 4 жыл бұрын

The cardboard cult shall live on.

@literalliteracy3394 4 жыл бұрын

The newest gadget for spies on the go order now only $ 99.99

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

"AI guards hate him!"

@Kacper42PL 4 жыл бұрын

9:51 Top 10 Pictures taken before disaster happened.

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you don't even have to witness the disaster itself, you just know...

@DiggerDeeper01 4 жыл бұрын

Clearly Soundsmith inspired content. I love it.

@GeneralAlias 4 жыл бұрын

obv but he actually posts

@thephantomparadox6572 4 жыл бұрын

Really surprised you have so little subscribers, this videos are really funny and high quality, also you upload pretty often, keep it up, would love to see you get to 100k sometime in the future, until then, good luck :)

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, the crazy growth rates seem to reflect that sentiment :)

@rverusu 4 жыл бұрын

Fat Tony, the follower of Bearded Expense, son of the chaos himself.

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Him

@RyushasBetterName 4 жыл бұрын

Oof. I remember few years ago, I used to play TF2 a lot, really liked and purchased the guitar emote and this cardboard box one, and literally in 2 days stopped playing. Was fun, thanks for bringing back fun memories :)

@Frixworks 4 жыл бұрын

Samwiz, soundsmith, and lazypurple crossover is very much needed

@stephenmemelord2303 3 жыл бұрын

Description: Five guys get boxes to protect them from the elements. They forget bullets are not an element.

@captain2777 10 ай бұрын

Me a SMG4 FAN: hey I have seen this one ( box cult episode) Sam: what do you mean this is brand new ( carbon cult)

@wrath4452 4 жыл бұрын

Behold the Box Spies, in their natural habitat!

@legomaniac601 4 жыл бұрын

I launched KZfaq and this popped up

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Nice to see a returning customer :)

@Reimu__Hakurei 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if the box could sneak past sentrys without it detecting the spy’s that would be amazing

@ComfortsSpecter 5 ай бұрын

2:08 Time to Inconspicuously Grab The Intel Incredible Vibe Amazing Skit

@birb4121 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone: Dancing New Players: Now this is an avengers level threat

@Heatmaker 4 жыл бұрын

Rare footage captured by Sergeant Major samwiz1 of boxspies migrating to 2Fort for breeding season c. 2020 colourised

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

They came back from boarding school... Card Boarding >:)

@songbonnie1953 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone : plz do not the box The army of spy : *do the box*

@user-of5pz5wz7o 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine when there is a random developer who loves tf2 decides to make a tf2 rpg and this are the enemies that you encounter in a random quest in doublecross

@blueboi4972 4 жыл бұрын

I liked cardboard but....I thinked this would happend someday but not in youtube.....this is an official cult now.

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Hmm Box

@s1mche 4 жыл бұрын

Conclusion of the video : Me and Spies after we get our Amazon packages

@niko73972 4 жыл бұрын

engi... im trying to sneak past the pyros... but im dummy T H I C C and the clap of my asschecks keep alerting the scouts

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Cardboard be stupid thicc doe

@winsslloww 3 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest memes i've seen in a while. I want to re-create this ^-^

@comradejojo8412 3 жыл бұрын

ah yes the magnificent cardboard box migration truly a site to see

@aimster2472 3 жыл бұрын

You try to penitrate the wall, the wall pentitrates you.

@McMemeTME 4 жыл бұрын

The Spybox Tribe is invading! ATTACK, MY FELLOW SPIES!

@valiant545 4 жыл бұрын

8:39 French troops reinforcing the Maginot Line, 1940 colorized

@sediment81 3 жыл бұрын

you are the spiritual successor if *Sound Smith TF2*

@D-S-G. 4 жыл бұрын

the boys after grabbing boxes from the lunch area

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Amazon employees on lunch break

@FA-bq5oz 4 жыл бұрын

Okay right the first all minutes of this video were fun to watch *

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

Well, if you’re not of fan of her, I understand, and you can piss right off. :)

@FA-bq5oz 4 жыл бұрын

Samwiz1 Thought it was a young kid

@FA-bq5oz 4 жыл бұрын

okay upon rewatching i can confirm it is a girl and not a child my mistake

@FA-bq5oz 4 жыл бұрын

Pippa Pap I’m sorry I feel bad now :(

@FA-bq5oz 4 жыл бұрын

Pippa Pap Yeah I apologise for being a twat

@BoxMP 4 жыл бұрын

*theyl never see us coming!* spy- sometime idk

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

It’s such a stupid idea it just might work

@BoxMP 4 жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1 stupid ideas are the only ones that work

@Robin280497 4 жыл бұрын

1:16 Overmind Wannabe lol 4:58 That server afterwards: No Heavy ever dies again.

@ibrahimdka3028 4 жыл бұрын

may the cardboard gods bless us

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

They were made up in China

@lazyxeno9404 4 жыл бұрын

This is Aar cult look at his inventory

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

shhh it's not like I have 5 inventory pages consisting of hundreds of lollichops

@agentmissouri2623 4 жыл бұрын

Oh lord samwiz

@f.palmero5010 4 жыл бұрын

Fat Tony: *b e a t*

@box1399 4 жыл бұрын

My name is box and I approve of this message

@AUTOMATON_GRUNT 2 жыл бұрын

11:03 POV: You are a nord trading with long-ears on the Night of Tears:

@theoneoctoboi3176 4 жыл бұрын

Next video: (tf2) the crab club ( just spycrabs)

@Madafrn 4 жыл бұрын

Me: *_having A existencial crisis in my bedroom_* *My cat:*

@Paper_Cuts Жыл бұрын

The laughing Demo on 2Fort is the hype man we all need

@ltsme_You 4 жыл бұрын

How did I not find this channel sooner?

@s7dney844 2 жыл бұрын

8:30 he realized that he had committed a war crime and fled the country immediately

@purplehaze2358 4 жыл бұрын

A migration of spy tortoises.

@Rinne_Z_rank 4 жыл бұрын

This is why i bought the boxtrot taunt

@mateuszkubas4433 3 жыл бұрын

7:19 look at the chat This guy was ahead of its times.

@ishigami4622 3 жыл бұрын

3:49 *GIBBEEEHHH*

@geoffreyr.512 4 жыл бұрын

a minor box trot migration

@Samwiz1 4 жыл бұрын

They head north for the summer ...we're not sure which way is north

@KarlsFormerRoommate 6 ай бұрын

Ah the boxing Frenchman an endangered species known for its likeness to a shell harbouring…crab thing I forgor…with a viscous twist of its jaws it can easily kill and slice through any man unlucky enough to be in its way