Lmao even the Scout bots stole your medpack just like Scout players in Casual

new players going to casual: just like the simulations

I went into this video expecting you to have made a private server with one team full of actual aim/cheater bots vs the default bots.

"I'm on 30 fps sometimes, unplayable" Me who's able to play tf2 at -2 fps: *P A T H E T I C*

I have hundreds of hours playing with bots on valve games I love them I don’t know why

you forgot the third type of bot: the MvM bots

The Valve Demoman bots are insane, I had a sentry nest and a demo shot stickies over two walls, max distance, into the sky, and landed it perfectly between my dispenser and sentry. That bot destroyed everything from a mile away

The valve bots are so quick to call spy. You bump one and every single enemy knows you

Have you tried killing a Medic while the Medic was healing a teammate? On the Expert difficulty, I backstabbed the Heavy's Medic and at that moment, the Heavy reacted so quickly he turned around 180 degrees and killed me. That Heavy bot also had an angry look on his face cause I killed his Medic. Bots are sort of savages sometimes.

The medic healing you after the YER backstab is a property of the YER itself - if you kill a heal target, you replace him entirely, and the heal beam is transferred onto you.

11:34 I thought triccstabbing a bot was impossible, but this clip changed my life. this sum life changing knee slapping content

Fun note: when I was a new player I would play the practice mode as spy on easy bots, if you backstab someone with the Your Eternal Reward even with 5 or more bots witnessing you they will not even flinch if you backstab one of there teamates

"30fps litterly unplayable" *me with my 24 fps on my toaster* Uh yes unplayable

Due to where I live, and due to the fact that there are a few extra people in my house until further notice, the best time I have good connection for multiplayer is at night/very early morning, so most of the time I am playing with training bots. Heres a few things I’ve seen -enemy medics are either evasive geniuses who can always find a way to get away from you, or stand completely still in one spot while you call for them, while you’re dying. The enemy medic is always ready to retreat, while your medic will charge alone into two soldiers, a pyro and a heavy, while missing all of his shots - medics will sometimes stand in one spot in spawn and look around in circles and stay there, no matter how many times you call them -demos have the ability to get within a certain distance of a enemy sentry out of its view and will aim skyward AND PERFECTLY MORTAR STICKIES INTO THE SENTRY NEST ABOVE ANY OBSTACLES BETWEEN THEM -sniper and spy bots are the only bots to melee if you are within melee range -pyros /sometimes/ have perfect airblasts, even if they are not directly facing you - bots will stand at lvl 1 teleports and wait for it to teleport them. Nothing will get them to move. If it’s a medic doing this, no amount of low health and calls will budge him - snipers will be watching a battle, take a teleport to that battle, and then immediately walk back to where they first were. Repeat this several times - snipers immediately headshotting you as soon as you round a corner (not too frequent, but it happens) -bots will sometimes retreat back to spawn after the first cap (even if they are fully/over healed and have plenty of ammo) this makes rushing a unprepared point difficult -engies will always turtle. ALWAYS.

Touching them, even when invisible makes them actually feel something physically in the game which players of course can't. Player: *touches a bot while being an invisible Spy* Bot: "Spy!"

Go try 16 expert bots all sniper. It's actually real hell to fight

"30 fps, unplayable" haha more than enough for me

"Im on 30 fps sometimes, litterally unplayable" Look at this man complaing about the big numbers here, wish i had 30 fps. Toaster computer gives me about 20 max and cranks it down to 10-15 when i get near other players and sometimes down to 0 when i die (frozen screen and hearing my own death sound repeated 10 times before it unfreezes) If you cant tell i am very jealous.

Weirdly enough valve seems to update practice even now and then. For example when you switch to engi to upgrade a teleporter your friendly engi no longer switches class destroying his buildings.

Well I guess you guys know the feeling of having a bad internet ay? Training bots are real players after all

"30 FPS? Unplayable!" *cries in console*

You are really growing.

"im on 30 fps Sometimes" Me with on 20 fps max: *w o t*

Honestly when I first tried TF2 and did the bot mode (on EASY) the bots were actually really good players (I mean I sucked back then but still) and I was terrified. After getting to like level 15 or something I decided to try it out again and only realized how REALISTICALLY they play? Like? I was so extremely convinced they were actually real players??

I love it when you play scout and you spam e and the medic bots have some script saying not to heal the scunt. So 10/10 AI intellegence.

"Why would he shoot me there, i didn't bump into anyone" Well that's a perfect simulation of real player spy checking, just randomly spy check everything.

Heavy's expert bot have a very nice aim.

"I'm on 30 fps sometimes,unplayable" *Laughs in 2 fps

The reason why soldier knows you're a spy is POSSIBLY a reference to meet the spy when the soldier shoots his own teammate spy for no reason

I think bots are an update Cyberpunk 2020

The one bot that stays the same for every difficulty is Engineer, still runs in circles and shoots in random directions in panic if his Sentry is destroyed

TF2's easy bots are like "everyone' s drunk" mode (except demo, he's sober in that case)

My theory is that valve bots have a *restricted* aimbot. As in, their sensitivity for flicking is turned wayy down so they don't instant headshot you, but there are given full aimbot for like half a second when you bump them, that's why that sniper only shot you once when you were fully cloaked.

I love how you have genuine fun playing with them, nice

I remember raging at bots when they stole my metal even though they weren’t engineers.

Your video's keep poppin' up in my recommended m8. You're pretty entertaining man :).

Your channel is so underrated man. I love your commentary and vids. You deserve a lot more subs. Keep up the good work! 😊

I remember when I was new and played on upwards with the offline bots on medium difficulty. I played as engineer and had a sentry set up on the first point and it got 57 kills until the mach ended because blu couldn't destroy my friken sentry. On a casual server, everyone is gonna want to take that sentry down but these bots just ignore it and trow themselves in front of it.

Casual bots now change their name to their spams And tf2 main bots just heal yo uand prtocect you Nah iam used to causal

"My fps is dropping from 100 to 30" Me: *my Fps dropping from 60 to 5* Me: "you don't know pain..."

you post this one the day i started playing the game

I think your enternal reward is just that when you backstab you are instantly disqusied in code but particale effects are playing but bots just see you disqusied

"30 FPS! Unplayable!" *Cries in dual-core CPU*

"30 FPS, this is unplayable!" Me over here being lucky to have 20-25 FPS for any given TF2 game. :'D

This also simulates the clueless snipers

"Bots got a bit removed" I saw 17 Orange Madness bots in one play session yesterday

For the valve bots, if they see you disguise for example a scout. They will know you are a spy unless you disguise into another class

Sweet editing throughout

6:10 I'm pretty sure that is works via a timer and once it finishes one bot near you becomes aggressive, but idk

I came from recommended, youtube is on your side friend!

Dude you literally can't even fight "hard" bots.

I’ve seen medic follow bots go around that are basically the same thing as the ones valve made. they heal you if you scream “MEDIC” (like, always. even if they aren’t facing you.) They’ll have a weird movement scheme, and Uber if you use the “charge me” command, which most medics don’t do for some reason.

I'd love to see a video where you have the two types of bots playing against each other lol.

Spy bot backstabs you in the kill feed. Kill Cam zooms halfway across the map to show the enemy spy re-cloaking. "WHAT DA *FUCK* WAS THAT"

11:01 i was like: "and look at that big lost round".

By the way when you play spy and get hit, you just cant go invisible to that person anymore, because the bot just knows

When you play offline you cannot play spy THEY WILL ALWAYS KNOW IF YOU ARE A SPY if they dont figure it out first thing they will eventually figure you out

imagine there's one dude that spawns expert level valve bots to fight those hacker bots

The difficulties pretty much just adjust the bot's reaction time, but there are some small changes in actual programming though, such as the noted fact that easy bots will NOT pick sniper or spy, and also how well they track spies- at higher difficulties they'll also call you out, alerting nearby bots to hunt you down until the one who spotted you dies, and interestingly on expert enemy spies can track you after you turn invisible for a few seconds. Though spy vs. Spy is so rare a situation you probably won't notice. Also, yes, it is just a timer for them to see through your disguise and shoot you anyways, this shortens as you raise difficulty.

i think the heavy tracking might be set for each specific class (at least on easy) so when you were speeding around as demo it got really confused

When the bots see you disguse or sap stuff they shoot you.

i want a taunt "Shoot me in the head!"

"Thats some good piping" - bot conisuer - 2069

I love valve bots, just because when they are on easy mode they look pretty cute

I'm pretty sure bots react to your eternal reward stabs when you bump them just before the stab

The only thing that is hard is spy is that when you are invisible they yell “there’s a spy around here” anyways when they haven’t even seen you.

That heavy though.

You dont even know how many times demo bot airshot me out of skybox

3:40 what?

this was in my recomendation. SUBSCRIBED!

I could get a kick out of bumping snipers as a cloaked spy and seeing how they react.

When you play with Lazytown server bots. You: Holy S---

"My fps drops from 100 to thirty" my game crashes on start up

1:48 “they don’t code me well enough for this shit”

There are bots that act like normal people. It’s hard to know who is real or fake anymore.

"Bumping in bots and run away without changing hiding mask" I think i got in now, they will chase me to death. Bravo

I was hoping you would make a server where one team is full of Valve bots, and the other fills up with hack bots.

Enemy Spy bots will stalk you while you're cloaked if all enemy bots are spies and one saw you uncloak for a second

Good shot mate

That soldier shooting you down as a Spy at the start was triggered by you taking splash damage when his rocket hit (or missed) someone else. Since you took damage, the Soldier's programming recognised you as a disguised Spy, so he switched his focus to you. Also, once a bot knows you're a Spy, it will remember until you change your disguise.

Therapist: Low poly syringe gun doesn't exist, it can't hurt you. Low poly syringe gun: 4:16

I played with bots for a short time when I first start playing a game (csgo, tf2, l4d2, etc) to get a feel for how the game plays and to figure out basics. Then I jump into a multiplayer game.

burh im spy in payload training i run out of my spawn as a red scout and the red team just goes yep that's our scout

I've dabbled with the offline TF2 bots and noticed quite a bit of stuff while playing Spy: Who ever sees you whether it's a bump, blink, or in-process-disguise will always remember what disguise you had. At that point it's best to change disguise in general. They will still know you're a Spy if you redisguise back to the old one that got caught in the first place. Enemy Spies will see through cloak if you cloak in their line of sight, often chasing you while fully invis. This still applies to the Dead Ringer. Speaking of cloak, there is a delay before they untrack you when you fully go invis (and like mentioned, enemy Spies are an exception). They react to backstabs immediately. The Eternal Reward only gives you a slight advantage with their detection time.

heavy : they can outsmart me.. maybe, but i seen nobody outsmart bullet heavy : 2:13

Other Heavies : **Playing like normal.** Me as Heavy : 2:14

I remembered that the old version of tf2 has harder bots no matter if you put it in easy or not. like pyros camping your spawn area and hunts for any prey to kill. if you are disguised as a spy, one of the enemy mercenary would know you're a spy just by making eye contact for some reason. there are no snipers,and spies, which is a good sign. But sometimes we get a trio of demomans, soldiers, scouts, and pyros. If you cloaked somewhere as a spy, one of the bots would spot you somehow. Also, they have some weaknesses like: - bots would kill a sentry with a long range weapon mostly using their secondary, but they don't seem to watch their surroundings, which is a good opportunity to kill one of them. - when you bumped into one of them while cloaked or disguised. They don't seemed to care at all.

I would always go into spectator and spawn all kinds of stuff for the bots to fight. Like in gmod.

That time we are doing offline practice with custom weapons equipped during all King of the Hill maps (e.g. koth_2fort_sgcv1, koth_brickyard, koth_lazarus).

Fun fact: If you go into medieval mode, add bots, BLU will capture the points, and RED will just go to one singular spot all game until the gate opens, then they will defend.

10:55 erm actually, when you got hit by the soldiers rocket, you were visible for a single second and the scout saw you, and then it proceeded to shoot the last place it saw you. 🤓

the thing with tf2 bots is that if you're a spy and you don't do shit, they kill you anyways

The patch supposedly from the notes, patched out spam bots too and also added a feature tf2 could do; but didn't have a button for. Pretty much muting voice chat and/or chat. Before you had to add a custom code to bind it to a key or type it in every single time you launch the game. Although they've still yet to add a button for vr mode, now that is hard to play :D

1:15 accurate TF2 simulation

I remember before how they didn't have spy bots, great to know they added em.

Now we need a casual bot to fight against valve bots

Bots have absolutely zero spy awareness until: 1. You bump them 2. You activate a disguise while seen 3. You cloak (but not decloak) with any watch except the dead ringer 4. You sap something while seen (including the far end of a teleporter.) If anybody sees a sapper, they will all call spy but only one or two will shoot you.

I was hoping to actually see the 2 type of bots fight

There's a third type of bot. Spawned with console commands, they have no AI and are basically just puppets.

"Im so low fps , 30" Are you serious?