Henlo I watch yor vidos

Makes sense its my first time seeing this although the other part after the first started making no sense to me.

Will brilliant sponsor a new music for your intro?😐 Please change it.

*HEY!* The SCARIEST parasite even wasn't on the LIST!!! *IT IS CANCER* !!!

@@WadcaWymiaru You must be new here. Cancer isn't a parasite.

Now you just sound like a crab.

Lmao I hate you 😂

underrated comment

booooo!!!

I said the same thing about my tumor

Also, the world in general.

Wait parasites are in nuts too? **drops bag of trailmix**

The barnacle part is like a gender swap alien thingy

What kind of nuts

@@beowulf2772 Or a gender-bend hentai plot. Especially the tentacle kind.

well the more you know

Same-

It is simply wrong. It uses flies, which are gross as well.

same

Imagine a parasite on a parachute 🪂

Rip

We need helpful bacteria

Last male and female white rhino: Yes! We can mate and make more! *Thanos snap *White rhinos extinct 20 years later

I'll happily die to have them all destroyed

@@feesh3782 same

"We should also remove these things called "humans" cause apparently they caused global warming"

@@sarahy.2442 huzzah, a man of culture

Just Another Comment they caused one of the global warmings

@@sarahy.2442 Oh wow. It's like it's r/unexpectedbillwurtz but for exurb1a. That's pretty neat! We could make a religion out of this!

The Phantom 2018 okay pucci

Did you get it check my friend ?

Should I be worried about you watching me?

No

Yo FBI, I need you at Gotham ASAP.

...

Hey batman

oh boo hoo lol

...

That sounded sexy

poor 🦀 Bois, No wonder they dance in crab rave

Lmao k

Warren Peace holy cow your right !!!

Mr Krabs had barnacles

The creator of SpongeBob SquarePants was after all a marine biologist.

Lolllll

@@frankiemorga2873 what a load of barnacles.

no i think it is 'mentally dead' by that time. it is no longer the snail, it is just a dead brain taken over by an alien mind... quite terrible in any case...

They do that so birds can eat them and then the cycle restart again

@@jessikapiche6097 so basically in the most simplified form, a zombie, that doesn't exactly eat flesh

@@smol1211 ...that literally make them suicidal... yep!

Me: *shoots snail 🔫*

We already have that. It's called people who watch reality TV.

@@jameswatsonatheistgamer or political social media.

@@dragonslayermasterornstein83or andrew tate

Well humanity is no short of ideas to destroy itself. Influenca, HIV, bird and pig influenca, CORONA, biological weapons, list is endless, bravo humanity 👌👌😔😔

That's the premise of Last of Us right there

And evolution cannot explain any of them

@@DrJ-hx7wv Of course it can. Parasites that happened to invade the nervous systems of certain organisms caused those organisms to behave in unusual ways. Whichever ways happened to be beneficial to the parasites naturally caused them to survive to reproduce and have young that invaded in similar ways. And what was random induced behavior gets less and less random with each generation of survivors until the induced behavior no longer appears random. Simple.

​@@DrJ-hx7wv Get off of the science KZfaq channel if you don't believe in basic biology.

Why? Did the parasite get into them?

alan smithee yes And i wish that weren’t the case

I want to barf

LOL

it was sexy

"This post right here officer."

@@camillemiller3063 with a water gun

Ms.krabs from now on

ARE YOU _FEEDING_ IT NOW, MR. KRABS?

"Boo hoo hoo, let me play a sad song on the world's smallest violin"

I cant ruin the 69 likes

@@mentallyretarded4131 woah 17 likes in 15 hours!

Thank you Ollie Williams ! Now back to you Tom Tucker

Thats JJ for sure

that thing come by my house i kill it

furries are more scary

@@zoup2189 aren’t you a furry

why are you everywhere

No he goes well I am a woman now time to protect baby

ONO

@@freddylisy10 he's good daddy or mommy

Dat male crab just became a femboy crab

@@panzerboidasixth6892 femboy crab

“What doesnt kill you, makes you wish you were dead” -emo song

Do not wound your enemy when you can crush him. - Tyrion Lannister

Crab was just living his/her life, walking around and *bam* now has to take care of a parasite forever. Poor thing.

You can get “crabs” from protected sex, too.

Lmao that was great

@@Naharu. I know right

condoms dont protect you from crabs.

That immediatly mkes me think of the original IT movie. "I worry about you Bevvy. I worry about you a lot."

Oh no. Poor Zoidberg!

OH GOD

70th

I can never unsee that. Goodbye all the beauty in this world

It's honesty one of the most unsettling things I've ever seen in real life.

@One Blue Boi In all seriousness could you stop ?

Nah he didn't give me the four-legged frog so I took what I could get

Soooooooo grossssss

nah seen alot of weird creatures like this in Dungeons and dragons and pathfinder role playing game bestiary

A wolf on the internet :|

There should be more movies based off of real parasites. Have you heard of horsehair worms?

You should look into the kingdom of fungi. Some fungi are pretty wacky.

....pass me my phone....can an inanimate object be a parasite??

You have a tape worm living inside of you right now.

@Owen Boyd it's terrifying

DO NOT LOOK UP TAPE WORM HEAD IN KZfaq ITS A MISTAKE

@The Unnamed cousindeath Nah it’s just disgusting

@The Unnamed cousin ok I got you

Darth Nox or sponge bob

Hm... you actually riht

You mean Barnstable Parasite

that sounded so psychopathic when he said it 💀

"vine boom"

😖😱 That really sounded nightmarish.

Lmfao continue doe howd your dad react?

@@thalassaer4137 He just explained to me what it was

Expected to see it too, but learned new nasty ones instead.

Ricky Striglio you'll do as I say. lol

Ricky Striglio as you just said it is a Fungus not a Parasite

Why bother, they’re already hit the 10 minute mark

@@littlepoodle7443 Yea that fungus species is the fungus the last of us is based on.

:(

There is a parasite that made Charles Darwin dout a loving god and its a wasp then lay egg inside a baby caterpilar then the larva eat the inside of the caterpilar and the worst of all the caterpilar have AIDS not joking

RIP Mr Krabs

We are parasites too but in a good form

@@bobyscott1303 I doubt we can call ourselves a good form of parasite. Lol

It was too gruesome for youtube.

There is always that one person in the group team...

BECAUSE THERE IS A PARASITE IN YOUR TEAM

YUGIOH players: Parasite Paranoid

That’s cool! It even keeps the rafflesia name!

As a traptrix main, i can confirm

HUH???

@@dabasil giga chad

Really? That’s the part that grossed you out the worst?!?

*P A T H E T I C*

@@highjinx6519 The part where the barnacle's tentacle penetrate the crab's body, mind-controlling it and, if it's a male, feminizes it from the inside out? That's obviously the grossest part they're talking about...

Alam Rasyidi ahhh ty, thought they just meant it taking care of it like it’s own eggs, I mean yeah that’s creepy but... I’m still catching on to this timestamp thing lol.

Allow me to gross you all out. Close your eyes and imagine. You're a guy wandering through the woods, hunting a fox to make a hat out of it's fur, but little did you know, a most insidious creature has latched onto your clothes and crawled into your pants. Much like a tick or a mosquito, the stealthy creature works it's way over your skin, maneuvering it's way towards it's desired target area. A most... Unsavory of target areas... You can use your imagination to inform you of where our opportunistic creature is heading. With the careful precision of a brain surgeon, it latches itself onto the base of his reproductive organ, delivering a painless bite he had no way of detecting, and initiating a horrifying process that will leave him forever changed. Days pass and our man has not experienced any side effects as of yet, aside from a strange... Euphoric feeling, and occasional mood swings. However, inside of his body, very disturbing things are happening. The insect that bit him is not interested in simply siphoning see blood and leaving. No, it is there for a much longer haul than that... Tendrils from inside of it's mouth penetrate into him, invading and infiltrating him, connecting it's nerves with his own, and delivering him with an inexplicable sexual euphoria that grows stronger as the days pass. The strange persistent and addicting good feeling he's doused in leaves him complacent, forcing his guard down. It works much like the irrisitible and numbeing power of opium, slowly but surely addicting him, coaxing him onto complacency, making Jim withdraw from his world, no longer caring about even his daily obligations and instead choosing to spend his time blissfully frolicking in the euphoric ecstacy of his own solitude. Thus, it's no surprise that, by the time he discovered the creature latched onto him, his capacity to care had been withered away. Deep down he knew it was abnormal and he should do something about it, but the crippling drugging the creature was giving him was keeping him from taking action. 'Ill handle it later', 'it can wait', 'jist a little longer', 'I'll handle it tomorrow...' Those were the thoughts that came over him, a constant neverendong cycle of procrastination that kept him powerless to do anything about the creature latched onto him, which allowed it to move along to it's next phase... Day by day, his testicles shriveled and dried, hardening and drying out, as if being sucked dry and devoured inside out. All sensation from them was all but gone. The only thing he felt from the area was that constant euphoric bliss that seemed to continuously radiate from it. There was not even any notice when the dried husk of his male reproductive factory broke off and fell away from him, leaving him permanently sterile, as the creature continued it's horrible sins against humanity's genetic lineage. Every night, he was plagued by strange.. Dreams.. nightmares, of a female demoness, pleasuring him, making love to him, seducing him, and sucking the very life out of him. A vampire, draining the life out of him slowly but surely. Each night she brought with her a new world of pleasure, and each morning, she took.woth her a bit of his soul, leaving him less and less and less human as the days progressed, and his situation got worse and worse... A week has gone by, and signs of he affliction are now visible... His muscles mass has began to decrease, perhaps a symptom of his infection, or perhaps something else. His more masculine features were replaced with more frail and... Weak ones. The trait left of his prominent male features was a growing protruding beer gut that's become more pronounced as of late, something he cherishes and takes much pride in, in a manner that seemed much too... Intimate than to be simply pride over a masculine attribute... However, nature is a horrible mistress, and what was happening to him was not simply a Misplaced obsession with his belly. No... The creature that had latched itself onto him was... Well... Impregnating him. Thousands, possibly hundreds of thousands of wriggling undulating worms resided within his belly, feasting on the partially digested food traveling through his tract, growing, maturing, and eventually, being 'born' onto this world through his feces, to start their heinous disgusting life cycle all over again. Our Hunter never quite recovered from his... Affliction. It was too much to hope for. Humans are cripplingly vulnerable to dopamine and chemicals that can replicate it's effects, something this hellish creature took full sadistic advantage of. There it remained until the day it's host died, it's tail burrowed inside the fleshy hole left from when his dried dead testicles fell away, injecting it's vile brood inside the orifice to impregnate it's new 'wife', flooding his mind with otherworldly ecstacy all the while to trap him in a hell too cruel for even those who commit the sin of lust... -I may have gotten a bit too into that. Bear with me I'm getting into writing horror and had to give it a try xD-

Why??? Now I'm actually thinking about this

Punssss

Yep.

No that's Logan Paul

i didn't cry at all

@@demonthepunmaster4503 you don't have to lie, it's OK we've all cried

@@theultimatebro9278 No srly i didn't cry like,at all(i don't cry much)

@@demonthepunmaster4503 theyre joking mate. no one cried

@@jordanwright554 Oh,ok mate

One Blue Boi lol they are around the anus I felt it on my back 😂

Omfg I got an itch right after I saw ur comment

i dunno man, seems like a neurax worm to me

I'm itchy because my skin is dry.... but I'm scared

Been scratching my head for minutes😭😭

cbsboyer agreed. I find it cool that creatures can control other bodies. Also some, like the botfly, use other animals as vessels to get the eggs to their hosts.

That's why I use them in my Yugioh Deck. Lol they Bug my opponents.

cbsboyer fascinating and disgusting very disturbing and should be wiped out but that just me

yeah,and what if theres life on other planets and they habe they own parasites,cant wait for some measles small pox sex infection

Pokemon has tons of horror related things despite it being made for children.

@@wkoya4803 Just read any of the descriptions for those funny Pokemon that usually get made fun of when they are revealed. Almost all ghost, almost all do effed up crap or have a sad backstory for their existence

@@YingofDarkness jesus christ the sandcastle one

@@thalassaer4137 soulsand

@@wkoya4803 Plus Paras is literally a crab infected by a fungus. It's name is literally the first 5 letters of parasite.

I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS SO I DIDN'T POST IT

69 likes Nice

Now I'm not too scared about our earth getting hit by a bigger meteor

Wanna know a fun fact? Every single human being on earth has had a parasitic infection at least once in their life. Even you. The most interesting one for me comes from pigs. They lay their eggs in the skin of the host and when eaten it will then infect their next host and lay even more eggs in their new hosts skin. So if you're having pork, be sure to cook it thoroughly.

I mean you wouldn't die, but you would have your eyes torn off But i suppose as a snail you're too dumb for that :p

I don't think they have any will of their own anymore. I belive those parasites take over their brain and thus, their body. It's like having little people inside your brain, controlling you from now on without you being able to do something.

@@abrahammesrajecorrea2349 yeah till the larvaes get eaten by a bird along with you eye sockets...which some or most..? Snail specie regenerate

Probably just because that one is a bit more well known. Because that one is pretty awful, and bizarre.

I actually think they covered those ants already?

Another interesting thing is that there are actually parasitic species of ants that kidnap ants from other colonies and enslave them.

Since 'The Last of Us,' that's been pretty mainstream. Probably want to shed light on lesser known parasites.

this is very late but perhaps because it is not a true parasite but instead a parasitoid- a parasite that deliberately kills its host, while many true parasites try to keep their hosts alive.

I'm the same way.

"Before i live the rest of my life on the floor, theres one last thing on my bucket list: eatin some fuckin jellyfish nuts" - sea anemone

Wouldn't be possible anyways since we have awareness and more nerves to sense with. We already deal with worms that can make it feel like a fish is flopping in your stomach

Same

My first thought was TRUMP...

@@wynkelly1389 Rent free.

​@@wynkelly1389 you don't understand the terms used here. Stop posting. There's one group in American life that does fit the bill, but your friends make it impossible to mention them, powerless as they are

Landlords

what happens if a corpse flower infects a human would it become a human corpse flower scary thought

Yeah and that’s my proof god doesn’t exist in the biblical sense…

@@masterfoggy88 not related but ok

Yea all so fascinating... Unless your the species that has to suffer them

“I admire its purity.” - Ash, Alien (1979)

@@hasiko_xgj7791 This is a science channel, people can't resist the impulse to fire shots at religion even when unprompted. Almost like they have some sort of brain parasite...

@Beemanq nightmare fuel.

Scale of 1 to 10

*ass*

@@RainDebJoys dont starve?

*_wDyM iT iS fLaT u IdIoT_* jk

And if you REALLY think about it, we're actually not

Humans need Earth, but Earth is not about Earth. It's about humans.

99% of deaths happen on earth and thats why we should destroy it

@@Novarcharesk Honestly we could be. It's not currently a falsifiable hypothesis. Parasitism for all we know could be fundamental of all life in some shape or form

First album is Barnicle Babies

Why’d you censor that now I ain’t got no clue what dat means

Give this man a grammy