The 40 Year old Virgin funny - Poaching Customer

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8 жыл бұрын

The 40 Year old Virgin Movie
Funny Scenes #1 Poaching the Customer

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@mrspeaker89 Жыл бұрын

"It's too late the transaction has been comple-TED!" "Well then you gonna give me half the commiss-ION!" 😂😂😂

@chomnabngen6937 Жыл бұрын

YOU WILL RECEIVE NONE OF THE COMMISSION. 😂😂

@VickLavender-wg1iy Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅

@user-ti2xi9bd4u 10 ай бұрын

lol enlgish bruh

@briangriffin9229 4 ай бұрын

@@chomnabngen6937 i need to talk to paula this is crazy

@Suhcamara 7 жыл бұрын

When I remove the blade I keep in my sheath, I cannot return it until it has split bloooooood.

@ronthunders6124 5 жыл бұрын

Suhcamara something about that line gets me every time

@peaceistheanswer275 4 жыл бұрын

@@ronthunders6124 *in my boot from it's sheath

@noveldixon9963 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sidharthsingh6606 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly that was a badass line lol

@shivamss6004 2 жыл бұрын

It's a gorkha ritual

@caloy3247 5 ай бұрын

"Oh turban now. Do you see any fucking turban here?!" cracks me up a lot lmao

@StephNuggs 7 жыл бұрын

"until it has spilled bloooooood"

@gmanzano89gm 6 жыл бұрын

The way he delivers "I'm sick of your crybaby Bullshit!" 🤣

@Traewing 6 жыл бұрын

I was born in brooklynnnn 🤣🤣🤣. This whole crew needs to give us another movie.

@fyfyi6053 Жыл бұрын

I always said the 40 year old virgin should've been a show.

@fyfyi6053 Жыл бұрын

It has the format of a show. And with this cast you couldn't go wrong.

@bluecomet1109 Жыл бұрын

@@fyfyi6053 but wouldn't it come to end when Andy loses his virginity? Hence the title of the show?

@MartinPerez-cd9uq 11 ай бұрын

Bro I heard that old man beheaded his wife😬

@MartinPerez-cd9uq 11 ай бұрын

Nvm it was the other Indian dude 😅

@gothamcity007 7 жыл бұрын

She was unattendeeeeeeeed

@anactaneustheeleventh2542 3 жыл бұрын

Gotham City Then you gonna give me half the commissioooon!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!! Lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@thr3at26 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@libanjama8622 2 жыл бұрын

@@anactaneustheeleventh2542 definition of no what u say but how u say it 😂😂

@JR-pp3ed 2 жыл бұрын

I can't return it until it has spilt BLOOOOOOOOOD 🤣

@modiggady 2 жыл бұрын

I was born in BrookLLLLYYYYYYNNNNN!!

@hennesseyme9112 9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 His blade can't go back in its sheath until its spilled blood. That is the funniest line in this movie.

@deathscythe9158 3 жыл бұрын

Mooj was the best character in this movie. He was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

@user-ly1ml6ue9n 3 ай бұрын

Lol hell yeah

@s13iLLuminati 5 жыл бұрын

"Hey Jay, do you want a Slurpee? Do you want a Slurpee? FUCK YOU!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@CamNicee 11 ай бұрын

“How bout… Jesse Jackson? Jesse, he needs a call“ I’m fucking crying!!! 😭😭😭

@itslikethesamebutdifferent8020 4 ай бұрын

Lol it’s “how about Jesse Jackson? Call Jesse, he needs a cause”

@joaquinochoa5322 Ай бұрын

@@itslikethesamebutdifferent8020 @camNicee Operation Push.

@yahiam888 3 жыл бұрын

"I can't return it until it spills blood" 😂😂😂

@getreadytotube 7 жыл бұрын

This movie did not have to be about virginity. It could have just focused on the everyday situations that go on in a retail store and would have been just as funny; like Shenanigans in the movie Waiting.

@slashnagy6 7 жыл бұрын

getreadytotube My thoughts exactly! These are hilarious

@MustRiseAgain 6 жыл бұрын

I think it's a marketing tactic, sells more that way...but that's just a curry nigga's opinion :P

@YoungBlaze 4 жыл бұрын

They did have a movie called "somthin mart with dane cook, and it failed

@thecommentor8384 4 жыл бұрын

YoungBlaze you mean employee of the month? I actually liked that movie, had heaps of funny scenes. Jessica Simpson is a shit actress though all of her scenes were cringe as fuck. Kinda ruined it.

@groxx11 3 жыл бұрын

It will be a great show. For non pussies. On the wkirh here network.

@ThePerpetualStudent 7 жыл бұрын

"i cannot return it until it has spilt' blood?" LMAO!

@mattw8809 6 жыл бұрын

It NEVER gets old ! LMAO ! In the whole skit they are really friends in the end and exchange a chest bump while exchanging shitty shifts !

@maximoreds 3 жыл бұрын

Once a year i search for this clip just to make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

@CqThatdude Жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@eugenek.165 Жыл бұрын

are you back this year

@liampm66 Жыл бұрын

@@eugenek.165 I think he got stabbed by the blade that Mooj kept in his boot. Fortunately he put it back in its sheath since he spilt bloooood.

@maximoreds Жыл бұрын

@@eugenek.165 I am here ✋️ before the year ends 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

@hazardous1990 8 жыл бұрын

do you see any FUCKING turban here!?

@auliaadam1905 7 жыл бұрын

do i look like a turban guy???? i'm froomm broooklynnnn....

@auliaadam1905 8 жыл бұрын

I'm Sorry The Transaction has been completeeeed...

@mohammedmoqbel3688 7 жыл бұрын

Well then you're gonna give me half the commissiooooooon.

@lucasisking 7 жыл бұрын

Netflix has cut this scene from the film.

@CaptainSkank 7 жыл бұрын

lucasisking No shit? Why?

@lucasisking 7 жыл бұрын

My guess is they decided the scene had too many racist insults for today's audience of delicate snowflakes. Makes me want to ya'mo burn Netflix to the ground.

@1FaithHopeandLove 6 жыл бұрын

lucasisking YEAH,that's MY NInJA!

@biglex42 7 жыл бұрын

Crazy thing is: both actors are actually from Trinidad & Tobago.

@imohamme5 6 жыл бұрын

biglex42 no way ...my dad's from Trini. These guys don't have the trini accent tho

@mtembaog6967 5 жыл бұрын

Is it

@louisluggage9230 4 жыл бұрын

imohamme5 you’re stunned

@auroradera2862 4 жыл бұрын

The indian dude is... i believe the other one just has trini ancestry or maybe he was born im trinidad but left like nicki minaji

@biglex42 4 жыл бұрын

imohamme5 because they are acting. Lmao

@Shadoefax760 7 жыл бұрын

tell me you weren't crying laughing first time you seen this, "when I came upon her she was unattttennndeddd" lol

@jamesdavid6451 8 ай бұрын

This is epic level humor right here, rarely do comedy scenes come close to this

@rnbnart 6 ай бұрын

0:21 “you will receive none of the commission” 😂😂😂 I still love that part! 😂😂😂

@ItsVincentAgain 2 жыл бұрын

If you think about that line... Mooj was a savage! 🤣

@ChriS-tz9jm 3 ай бұрын

Great movies like this could not be played today on television …..

@jonathanredford215 5 жыл бұрын

"*Gasp*, HEY HEY" lmao that part gets me every time

@jefffromjersey52 Жыл бұрын

what makes this video even more funny is how Mooj at :11 is completely TOUCHING his Customer like he is protecting her from something bad , and she does not even mind .. lmfao

@crazychris1123 2 жыл бұрын

I love Mooj's facial expressions lmao.

@ranauldogreer2711 11 ай бұрын

Mooj:”Hey Jay do you want a slurpee? Fuck You!”🤣🤣🤣

@Teyo87 6 ай бұрын

“How bout Jesse Jackson, old Jesse needs a call” 😂😂😂😂

@JanWynd 8 ай бұрын

The rising pitch-intonation is the most HILARIOUS SHIT EVER! ! ! ! ! ! When Jay(Romany) started to mock it, that took it over the top! CLASSIC! ! ! !

@1FaithHopeandLove 6 жыл бұрын

"Oh,how 'bout Jessie Jackson? ....Ol' Jessie needs a call" 😃 0:28

@frostbite832 8 жыл бұрын

lol my favorite part by far

@gregorywilliams5606 2 жыл бұрын

That's it, that is it!! I must've been high as hell, because I do not remember this movie being this damn funny. First order of business is to rewatch this movie. Romany is too funny!!

@jonathanmerritt21 5 жыл бұрын

I die laughing every time 😂

@jaminLA 2 жыл бұрын

Such a classic scene ... Hollywood at it's best!

@darrinharris373 5 ай бұрын

“My accent is a Brooklyn accent” is crazy

@BahnGop 3 жыл бұрын

Jay knew he went to far when he said turban lol, old friend lost it lol. ‘oh turban now, does it look like a wear a farken turban, do i sound like a turban guy, hey Jay want a sluurrpy’ hahahaha. ‘I was born in Brooklyn!’ and then the exhale and finger pointing when he was so worked up, hilarious, Jays face expression was all like shieet, im sorry went to far lol

@iconoclancy 7 жыл бұрын

Why did you cut off the end? They apologise and make up I think

@handono5382 6 жыл бұрын

Yep

@iganpparamarta8813 4 жыл бұрын

Rewatched it yesterday and yes in the end they cool with each other

@FerFel5 6 жыл бұрын

Do you want a slurpee? 😂😂😂😂😂

@LANYNordic 7 жыл бұрын

In India we all have Brooklyn accent!!!)

@dbrown4279 7 жыл бұрын

i won't put the blade away until its spilled blloooood!!! LMAO

@luismrtz5203 2 жыл бұрын

Omg this old mans hilarious 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

@dekuvisuals9847 9 ай бұрын

Bro i could never have managed to keep a straight face while filming this😂

@Devil0027 6 жыл бұрын

This might have been one of the funniest parts of the movie and this was the beginning lmao

@julianjustin8399 Жыл бұрын

Thats not a brooklyn accent🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats a Guyanese or trini accent. Dude sounding like my dad and uncles when they argue

@kcohens06 10 ай бұрын

0:36 the face mooj makes😮😂

@SS-zr7cv 8 ай бұрын

Lol that Trini accent

@sergios.2276 3 жыл бұрын

These 2 made the movie for me, freaking hilarious

@Allagi22 Жыл бұрын

Honestly the best comedy/romantic comedy of the 21st century bar none. Better than Anchorman, better than Bridesmaids, better than Tropic Thunder. And I love all those movies.

@alphadog3586 Жыл бұрын

I agree this movie was one of a kind we'll never get this kind of comedy again.

@mindyourbusinessxoxo 6 ай бұрын

That part. It's honestly underrated tbh.

@k.t7527 11 ай бұрын

“Listen to me u are fucc’n wit the wrong nigga”😂😂💯

@kevinrayner4466 Жыл бұрын

What a classic they don't make movies like this anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@andrewchavez7310 6 жыл бұрын

I still laugh my ass off like a stooge-- this part too dam funny

@jjlax7 6 жыл бұрын

you left out the best part when at the end they made up real quick and hugged. hilarious!

@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 3 жыл бұрын

“When I came upon her, she was unattended…“ Trust me dude, that excuse doesn’t work with her boyfriend

@yahiam888 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mrluigi641 9 ай бұрын

Bro they left out the best part. Right after his huge rant, Jay asks him “ight man damn chill. You still gonna cover my shift this friday?” “If I get the commission of this sale, with pleasure” “cool baby” *dabs up hugs walks away*

@zozee223 7 жыл бұрын

" im sick of your crybaby bullshit" lmao

@antj2k1 9 ай бұрын

"do you see any f***in turban here" has me in TEARS

@DRdukedexster 2 ай бұрын

They needed to play that till when they squashed the beef

@bradwilson7161 4 күн бұрын

Can’t believe they deleted this from the movie, best scene 😂

@huskypup3489 Жыл бұрын

The Indian due was the funniest part of this movie.

@moorstring 6 жыл бұрын

All actors went hard in this!

@carhoarder602 2 жыл бұрын

This movie couldn’t be made today without someone complaining lol

@gemmapowell7093 Жыл бұрын

Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣

@VickLavender-wg1iy Жыл бұрын

The transaction has been completed...lol

@L2THEC1 6 жыл бұрын

one of the quickest funny scenes ever.

@reyvillegasjr166 Жыл бұрын

"do I talk like a turban guy?!" 😆😄

@PrimetimeD21 8 ай бұрын

Lmfao. An absolute classic

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 Жыл бұрын

A Smart Tech sequel would’ve been dope if all those stores didn’t basically go out of business.

@shariqsonindahouse9663 Жыл бұрын

so it is a real store? Hmmm no wonder why my dad said "Oh i remember that" and i thought yeh right, its a made up company ahahah I'm 25, so this store is pretty much unheard of for me

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 Жыл бұрын

@@shariqsonindahouse9663 LMAO...not Smart Tech LITERALLY...the stores it was based on, like Circuit City. Those stores with electronics basically become obsolete with the internet and big box places like Walmart and Target exploding in popularity

@LeagueofThieves 7 жыл бұрын

Top 5 on my list of comedies.

@frankieg.8726 7 жыл бұрын

You wanna go outside and squash it lmao 😂

@lay2lay6 7 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂....one of the best parts of this movie....

@ewduke1 6 жыл бұрын

I cant return it until it has spilled blooooood.

@DH-kx1gi Жыл бұрын

I mean I worked a commission sales job with my three best friends and it be like that. YOU GONE SPLIT THE COMISSSIONNNNNN

@MrRanvic 8 жыл бұрын

Funny. broookkklllllyyyyyynnnnn

@smackem71 Жыл бұрын

The fact that my brother and I talk like the old man everyday in regular conversatiooons

@brockb6942 6 жыл бұрын

When I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath I can't return it until it has spilled...... bloooodd!

@brianreidvoiceovers884 6 жыл бұрын

When he turns his head...Classic Comedy!!

@snatchadams69 3 жыл бұрын

I love how by the end of the fight they plan a hangout later

@russells.3864 11 ай бұрын

This Pakistani guy was hilarious, mostly because of his accent, but his dialogue was good. A very humorous scene.

@jojoexperience 10 ай бұрын

He's actually from Trinidad 😅

@andrewnguyen2576 6 жыл бұрын

The best scene of the movie

@JPSinvestincts 6 ай бұрын

I actually searched “Crybaby Bullshit” when looking for this clip. I just love Mooj’s delivery and accent, absolutely hilarious every time!

@cae1 Жыл бұрын

Why didn’t you play it out the entire exchange!!!! Lol! Classic 😂

@whal8y 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen it probably 20 x’s... I need to watch it again.

@iRenz0 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah “Brooklyn accent” 😂😂

@paulmalcolm342 Жыл бұрын

This is so good 😂

@chikeogbonna4197 7 ай бұрын

I wish this middle eastern guy was in more comedy movies 😂😂😂

@OBSaintGospel 7 жыл бұрын

"how about Jesse Jackson"lol

@islandfunkid6048 4 жыл бұрын

Two trinidadians fighting lmao 🇹🇹

@OSACC 9 ай бұрын

I was born in BROOOOOKLYYYYNNN!! 😂

@elizabethjarram Жыл бұрын

This is actually hilarious LOL!!!!

@wesdavis8797 2 жыл бұрын

You cut out the best part, where after all that they're totally cool with each other.

@Baghuul 4 ай бұрын

"Do i talk like a turban guy" lol 😂😂😂😂

@zamp6969 3 жыл бұрын

I want to see more of the customer she was my favorite character in this movie

@surimaribo24 7 жыл бұрын

this shit never gets old . awesome movie

@LGKids 6 жыл бұрын

This fight here tho! Lol! Peace!

@ballin565 8 ай бұрын

I miss these days when comedy was just that, comedy

@Octavianusau 7 ай бұрын

That turban joke really get me....

@phillsmith2441 7 жыл бұрын

Hilarious stuff 😅

@dezerkis 7 жыл бұрын

this movie is the best

@azziomoreno6664 Жыл бұрын

I cant return it until it has spilled blood” i am dead lmao