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I can confirm that in Texas we do indeed call ice cream “frozen cow juice.” It’s to distinguish it from the popular drug, Ice Cream.

Also, Sloth can also be defined as "the inability to use one's talent to the fullest or at all", fortifying Patrick's sin.

2:13 lust 5:40 pride 8:12 sloth 9:08 wrath 9:52 gluttony 12:32 envy 13:14 greed

I would say Mrs Puff is more wrath than Gluttony because she literally despises SpongeBob so extremely that she jokes about killing him or herself all the time.

Lust: Spongebob/Pearl Pride: Sandy/Squilliam Sloth: Patrick Wrath: Squidward Gluttony: Gary/Mrs. Puff Envy: Plankton Greed: Mr. Krabs The devil, who brought the sins to Bikini Bottom: the Flying Dutchman The God: King Neptune

Honestly I wouldn’t say there’s a limit on just how much lust a sixteen year old can feel… They’re terrifying

I think squidward is more sad than angry, often people who are heavily depressed are really really angry toward others.

I remembered I had this SpongeBob trivia book I found in a Goodwill about maybe 6 years ago, and from what I remembered, the book had a chapter that actually mentioned the seven deadly sins. They assigned each character with the sin that corresponds to their personalities.

This reminds me of alex bale like the edeting and stuff so great work man!

The Flying Dutchman being an underwater version of the devil makes sense when put it like that.

Although this theory is good. I dont necessarily believe in the gluttony theory for Mrs.Puff. We see very little scenes of mrs puff eating. As for what you said about her eating diet cake, everyone has times where they have something sweet to eat, so that could've just been a personal craving. As for the apple, yeah she ate it one bite, but apples are healthy. Also in the ferral friends episode, they turned into fish with natrual instincts of real fish, so of course they were trying to eat everyone without thought, on that note everyone was eating each other.

Patrick is NOT lazy. The dude can build a TV OUT OF SAND.

When you think bout it, Bikini Bottom is literally in a Cold War. It’s King Neptune (The USA) with the background fish (NATO) vs the Flying Dutchman (the Soviet Union) and the 7 main characters. (The Warsaw Pact)

Lust - Spongebob, obviously obsession with squidward. And care everything in binki bottom. Pride - Sandy, always make herself smart than everyone in binki bottom, by her ideas. Sloth - Patrick, lazy and even acts like a jerk sometimes. Only eats and sleeps, really do nothing at all. Wrath - Squidward, gets really angry at spongebob and Patrick, when they keep getting in his house. Gluttony - Gary, gets hungry, there a running gag when spongebob says "time to feed gary". Envy - Plankton, jealous of mr. Krabs because he owns a money making restaurant than his dead beat restaurant. Greed - Mr. Krabs, obviously he cares about money more than everyone, even his own daughter or family.

1. Spongebob, Pearl - lust 2. Sandy, squilliam - pride 3. Patrick - sloth 4. Squidward - wrath 5. Gary, ms. Puff - gluttony 6. Plankton - envy 7. Mr. Crabs - greed Mastermind: the Flying Dutchman

3:57 this scared the living shit out of me

In the Plankton! episode audio commentary the creators confirm this theory, so yeah the main characters do represent the seven deadly sins it's always been that way

I was thinking about this when I saw showering today. KZfaq knows.

Although we can view Spongebob as a good person because of the Verse "Love the unloveable" which Spongebob shows very often. So, its not Spongebob as lust, but Pearl.

This theory was actually confirmed by Mr. Lawrence in the season 1 DVD audio commentary for "Plankton!"

Now we must know: who are the characters who represent the 7 heavenly virtues?

I don't think that pearl is lust, shes just a teenage girl

I love Squidbob theories, but I can't stop thinking in the creepiness of moving to the same street and working on the same place your crush works in. When it comes to Pearl's birthday, the episode ends with Mr. Krabs threatening gesture like if he was about to punch SpongeBob. It's possible Mr. Krabs didn't have all the money of all the gifts in his account. SpongeBob used a credit card, so Mr. Krab owned interest payments as well. I wonder if Mr. Krab returned all the gifts minus the band concert and made SpongeBob pay this last gift. SpongeBob doesn't need money to work and he is very rich. He has money to pay a house, the Krusty Krab, a futuristic boat that didn't require a driver, all the clocks of a store, etc, etc. So, it's very likely SpongeBob agreed to pay all Pearl's whims. Like a sugar daddy. 😂 All these words to ask you if you think Pearl is Mr. Krabs sugar baby, which is a very popular Internet theory. Mrs. Puff might be very lustful as well. It's possible she failed SpongeBob driving test because she didn't want to stop seeing and making love with him. I've read this theory as a joke in a comment but it was deleted. Mr. Krabs can be mashochistic (bad written on purpose) since he is dating a dangerous woman. There's one episode Mr. Krabs invites Mrs. Puff to dinner at home. Squidward and SpongeBob have to prepare the dishes, but SpongeBob ends accidentally inside the oven, Squidward serves him accidentally to Mrs. Puff and she eats him not so accidentally. Also, in My Two Krabs Mrs. Puff says she likes chum smell. So, Mrs. Puff gluttony is canon. Squidward and Plankton are very proud as well. One about his art and the other about his plans to destroy the world. I don't think the Flying Dutchman wants to rule the sea. I believe he just wants to take souls of sinners and he isn't the only ghost who does it in Bikini Bottom as shown in Money Talks. There isn't any evidence of Flying Dutchman tempting people to sin. Neptune may have created sins if the created Bikini Bottom citizens from fishes. He is not good. Happy New year and see you soon!!!

There’s also that one time puff got so hungry she ate SpongeBob. She then tried to do it again once he escaped.

I've always thought Mr. Krabs was terrible.

I don’t really see SpongeBob as a being of Lust, mostly because Lust is more than just “having a strong sexual desire” or “I love everyone.” Lust as a sin is defined as “seeking sexual experiences for personal pleasure.” SpongeBob is a character who doesn’t spread love to everyone just for himself, he clearly does it for other people. Plus, sexual desire is kind of redundant for a being that reproduces asexually. Pearl makes much more sense as Lust, especially because she isn’t a very.. selfless person so to speak.

That episode where they argue about land creatures or sea creatures being better seems to be a reference to that old quote “if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree you will forever think it’s stupid” from Einstein

Larry could also be pride, he’s so proud of his muscles he even has his own gym…

I think spongebob is supposed to be a angel among a bunch of sinful people, he always does the right thing and almost never does anything wrong but he does has moments of anger which even angels had

Before seeing this vid I tried guessing what character fit the specific sin Mr.Krabs: Greed- self explainitory Plankton: envey- Also self explaintory Squidward: Pride- thinking hes better than everyone in bikini bottom to the point he moves to a different town, tone def thinking his music is buetifull, and just generally looks down on people Patrick: Gluttony- Mans eats any and everything hardly ever seeming to have a limit spongebob:Lust- explained in vid so atleast we matched Sandy: Wrath- Always open to getting into fights being one of the strongest characters in the show and her being easly angered when Texas is sullied Gary: Sloth- There war very few episodes in which we se gary being way more capable of doing things like speech but for the most of the shows run time gary chooses to just be pet that gets fed and not do much during the day. Either way good vid

it's pretty obvious that Pearl is experiencing an intense case of wish fulfillment in the episode A Whale of A Birthday and the infamous Prom episode. Given her upbringing? Its not unheard of. I mean her dad is a massive cheapskate and he literally puts in next zero effort to help. I'm honestly amazed at how child protection services hadn't been called so she'll be better taken care of. In a few episodes she's shown taking jobs of her own accord to pay for herself; something her father is elated by even saying that her food, clothes, and education are trivial. So I don't think it's really fair to put her in the category of lust given her circumstances.

Im a bit skeptical about the Ms.Puff part i think she is pretty much wrath even neptune's moon "devolves" every fish so im assuming she lost all form of common sense and forgetting the fact she was dating her prey she attacks him on pure animalistic behaviour.

Why is this so entertaining, why is theory’s about a childhood show so entertaining?

Ima try to guess before watching the video SpongeBob: lust Patrick: gluttony Squidward: envy Mr.Krabs: greed(odviouslly) Sandy: pride Plankton: wrath Gary: sloth Edit: bruh I only got 3 right😭

Alex bale in an alternate timeline:

I was expecting Patrick being Gluttony while Gary being Sloth. Since Patrick literally alway is hyper only to become more hyper when he sees delicious foods, while Gary is just an annoying meow snail at his owner aka spongebob's home most of the time possibly just sleeping after eating the food.

Arent pineapples also a symbol of fertility and lust in some cultures also?

SpongeBob was the best thing since Saturday morning cartoons.

It's tough because a good bit of them could fall into a few categories. Patrick is definitely sloth (he won a trophy for doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone) or gluttony. SB is most likely pride. Not much explaining needed Squidward could be envy vs squilliam fancy son or wrath pretty easily as well. On second thought Plankton is easily envy or wrath as well due to Mr Krabs secret formula and wrath towards most people in Bikini Bottom for not getting his way. Mr. Krabs is 100 percent greed. No doubt. Not sure about the others. Guess I'm gonna have to watch and find out.

This was confirmed by a writer of the show except for the Flying Dutchmen part

Imagine if the Spongebob characters lived in the world of Seven.

I’d like to 2nd this theory with another cartoon that does exactly this! Bob’s Burgers 1. Lust: Tina Belcher - In the show, Tina is often depicted as having a strong interest in romance and a desire for physical affection. She frequently fantasizes about romantic encounters and exhibits behaviors associated with lust. 2. Gluttony: Gene Belcher - Gene has a love for food and indulges in it frequently. He is often seen eating large quantities of food and enjoys experimenting with unique culinary creations. These traits align with the concept of gluttony. 3. Greed: Mr. Fischoeder - Mr. Fischoeder, the landlord of Bob's Burgers, is portrayed as greedy throughout the series. He is constantly trying to find ways to make more money and often prioritizes his own financial gain over the well-being of others. 4. Sloth: Linda Belcher - Linda is known for her laid-back and easy-going nature. She often takes a relaxed approach to life and avoids exerting herself unnecessarily. She is often seen lounging on the couch getting wine drunk. 5. Wrath: Louise Belcher - Louise is depicted as being mischievous, cunning, and sometimes prone to outbursts of anger. She enjoys pulling pranks and causing chaos. 6. Envy: Teddy often admires Bob's close-knit family and their relationships, wishing for something similar in his own life 7. Pride: Bob Belcher - Bob takes great pride in his burgers and his craft as a restaurateur. He is often seen defending his burgers, maintaining high standards, and refusing to compromise on the quality of his food.

Okay so i thought that spongebob being lust is pretty reasonable but just because this scene 3:28 i now definetely believe spongebob is lust now bc its sus

Even though I agree with this theory, I'm not going to stop watching Spongebob.

Alex bale has destroyed this theory...

Honestly I can say that Ice Cream in Indiana is called “Juice that we froze that also comes from cows, y’know?”

Sonc the Blue Rat says "Stay in your lane...fwend."

Why am I getting alex bale vibes

major miss for me as an a kid and adult is the fact that sponge-bob appears in his underwear in the opening scene that highly inappropriate in a kids show alot of nudity throughout the series as a matter of fact ye they are sea animals but they wearing clothes for a reason. Not to mention how sexualized sandy is

Are we not gonna mention the time Mrs. Puff at SpongeBob by technical accident then wanted to eat him again.

Imagine being an Alex bale clone

You are amazing! I've watched a few of them and they are very intriguing

Lust: spongerbob Pride: Sandy Sloth: patrick Wrath: squidward Gluttony: Gary Envy: Plâncton Greed: Crabs (obviously)

Congrats on 8 k man love your vid I know you can make it to 1 million you make my day thank you have a good day

Cool like always l love ur vid . And ur theories very interesting and mysteries 👍👍👍👍 happy new year

Imagine if this is connected to the arg lol

spongebob almost married a patty

Lust Assigned To Spongebob Is Like Saying Patrick Had Greed Or Envy Or Wrath Etc:

I think Patrick is definitely sloth, but an argument can be made that he is also gluttony, not just sloth.

Talking about the 7 deadly sins reminds me of shazam the movie version for no reasons

i always thought that mrs puff is umm… a glutton patrick: g i v e-h e r-t h e-a p p l e mrs puff: *eats it whole like she hasn’t eaten in 4 weeks*

2:19 this pissed me off lust is only caring about sex. love and lust are completely different. this entire theory is a joke

That's so weird... It seems like you put on them every sin not suitable to them as possible... Spongebob will be lust Patrick is gluttony Squidward is sloth Krabs is greed Sandy is pride Plankton is envy Ms puff is wrath

Lets get this man to 100k!!

2:45 SpongeBob chill 😂

the funny thing about it is that it's confirmed by creator of spongebob

Love your vids

GREAT job man GREAT VIDEO

just got a 'the seven deadly sins' ad before this.

Video: Squilliam Fancy son Captions: Squill Yum Fancy Son 💀

List is not love. It's literally in the definition you showed. Lust is strong SEXUAL attraction.

“I’ve decided to create a new theory” bro I remember reading about this in like 2004

These theroys just get more scary because there is screaming in almost every spongebob theroy

"Don't TaLk To SquirreLs BiLLy, You'LL Catch Their Stupid" ! 🐁

LUST - Pearl(extremely in love with men) PRIDE - Sandy(wanting to be the best) SLOTH - Patrick(usually lazy) WRATH - Mrs. Puff(very angry at SpongeBob) GLUTTONY - Gary(Eats so much snail food) ENVY - Squidward(Jealous of SpongeBob and other people) GREED - Plankton((Wants everything from Mr. Krabs)

omg i m crying now spongebob is my favorite😭

THESE VIDEOS ARE SO ENTERTAINING💯💯💯💯💯

I think bubble bass should be gluttony. But usually it's Gary or Ms puff

2:54 its called dying for pie not dying for a pie

I felt like my heart stopped and restarted when you said that the Flying Dutchman wants to take over the seven seas😦

great video!! please never stop making spongebob vids you’re the best

Bro has a dozen phds in yapponomics. Whole lotta silliness in this video.

Pride - Sandy Greed - Mr. Krabs Lust - Spongebob & Pearl Gluttony - Mrs. Puff Envy - Plankton Wrath - Squidward Sloth - Patrick

5:42 bro just explained a perfect description of me 💀

As soon as he said greed I’m like “Mr crabs.”

Ngl making a house out of sand takes a crapton of dedication and effort.

should've added larry the lobster to that pride section

This is the first time I'm hearing about the 7 deadly sins I could have lived without knowing

Why am i getting Alex bale vibes?

this makes me realize i need to get rid of my gluttony

Spongebob's sin is lust cause he loves and is obsessed with everything Patrick's sins are Gluttony and sloth cause he's lazy and he eats a lot Sandy's sin is pride cause she claims to be smart and hates when people call her dumb Mr krabs' sin is obviously greed cause he only cares about money and himself Plankton's sin is envy cause he's jealous of mr krabs And Squidward's sins are wrath and greed, cause he's a rageoholic, hates everything and cares no one but himself

Mr Krabs being greed was pretty obvious to me, as he just loves money. A example is in one of the SpongeBob movies, when asked why he open a new restaurant right next to the original, he just replied one word, money

Why does this guy remind me of alex bale😂😂

strange theory: did you know that Patrick live under a turtle shell

I was talking about this theory with my father and he said Squidward is temperance (He was referring to meekness I think)

why does this remind me of alex bale

alex noticed your theory

6:45 literally my Pakistani friends when I say America has the world's best military and/or Russia is the biggest country and/or other countries have way more inflation and we should stop taking it as such a big deal and be thankful for who we are

I think Mrs puff is more likely to be wrath to the fact that she really hate SpongeBob like how Squidward does