11:50 - "Coming in a little hot." That's an understatement if ever there was one. Goodness!

Dude, you're awesome. I'm cracking up watching your videos. People are soooo STOOPIT! Your call on the "Loud music = trouble" is so true. Keep on keepin' on, brother!

"The reflection of the sun and I can barely see what's going on"...increases zoom lense...oh, there we go. LOL

Bro your show is so much more personalized than wavy boats, i genuinely enjoy watching your show, other dude is just kinda arrogant like he knows it all, you just joke around poke fun, talk to locals. It really is better than any "boat ramp" content out there IMHO

Don’t you love it when your passengers all get up at the same time and shifting the whole boat to one side? Me either.

I’ve never been at these ramps but I don’t understand why this has to be so hard and time consuming. My wife drops me off at the dock then moves away while I get the truck snd trailer. I come back and she drives it on the trailer. I latch it and drag it up the ramp. Ramp time is 45 seconds max. This docking the boat and blocking the ramp would make me crazy. This is some of the most selfish ramp etiquette witnessed.

In my life I have never seen a shift from forward to reverse like that, Lord of Mercy

Al you are right. Last summer I had to be towed because of a scupper hose that broke ,we where on an Island swimming the back of the boat was up-to the carburetor and the pump killed the battery. Boatusa was great this year I am going premium just in case.

-6:50 Alfred's Ring camera alert has me diving for my phone. LOL

Number 4 for the day what can I say I'm 67 mom is gone , divorced, nothing to do but watch tv. . Thank you Alfred.. Frank from montana....

Luv the way you fixed the glair from the sun with the zoom button...🤣🤣🤣

Nothing better than Alfred and Fred on the same day

" I dont care I am done with your missions " she is the best !!!! solid woman for sure

"We just got Ass Killed!" LMFAO!

Amazing how captains that know how to approach a dock SLOWLY and STEADY can dock their boats with no problems 🤣🤣🤣

Watching these videos I can’t believe how many captains approach the dock without having their lines ready.

Great channel! I see all kinds of stupidity at my local ramp as well but never thought to stick around and make a film on it. May be in my future :) Ramp is at the end of my street. Launch a pair of wave runners daily and its always 3 minutes in and 5 minutes out.

Love your show, your exchange with your son , as a father, classic LMAO !

Bro, how did you miss that trailer jackknife at 5:32 !!??!! … and he totally jacked it the opposite way a few seconds later🤣😂

OMG...so incredibly funny and REAL.

Your are officially the Nostradamus of ramp predictions! Lol ❤😎

Dang Alfred idk if it's a psychic power you have or if you pay people to act a fool at the ramp, good stuff man

Thank you for making your wife wait a little longer in the parking lot, lol

Your exchange with your wife, as a husband, classic, love it !

"Comin in hot..." Understatement of the year

There should never ever ever ever be a time that the throttle is pushed to 100% in a marina. Insane

2 scientists- the rod won’t cast- great plug!

1:59 80’s 17’ Whaler.....Nice little boat, but completely ignored 😢🤷‍♂️

bro that restore alex did on his boat is stunning, i love that lite blue he used, its just classy as hell an the white interior an motor just make it pop.

Lol you called it. He better watch out for Fred

The King of all boat ramps in Floridia Alfred Montaner

Awesome , it’s a proven fact that I’m done with your mission , Thanks Alfred Ps I always thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes but it turns out to be the refrigerator

I'm not even a boater but watching blatantly stupid people is so addictive. Your channel should be sponsored by a pop corn company.

👍😀👍 from Houston Texas USA

I have officially adopted,Wait for it,as a warning of eminent danger!

Sounds like Aiden has bearing issues on his reel. Great chit show my friend.👊

Alfred Montaner - boat ramp prophet

Funny how his wife calls at just the right time lol That wifey spidey sense said "call that fool, he is up to no good" 🤣😂

Dude, if your kid can't fix a fishing rod I think you'll have some serious issues in the future.

I love the Chit Show!! I have no but but busy with training through the Chit Show for when I have my own boat 🛥 😁

Love the DeerMeatForDinner hat

That late 70's Formula was a looker. Just needs a bit of TLC. Timeless classic...

15? There’s NO chance you’ll be right dad 13 yr old twin girls might be even worse. AND- if as a dad the worst you have to fix is a messed up reel- you are hero status Bro 😎 ONLY ON THE CHIT SHOW! All the way from the other side of US- Portland oregon

Waaait for it………. Love it

You know you're at a south Florida boat ramp when you can crash into the dock and no body pays attention

hahaha 12:32 "whatchu looking at?" would have been EPIC!!!! HAHAHA

DMFD represented ! Nice Hat!

In their dedication to giving the rest of us the best entertainment possible the first cap and crew also had their swim ladder down. 😂

Sounds like someone needs to have an EXPENSIVE date night FOR the wife

Coming in hot has a whole different meaning 🤪

And boys like girls who are handy too, cooking a good feed cleaning is all about team work.

HAHA you called it Alfred. I lol'd when he slammed that fucker in R.

as someone who spent a lot of time fishing, if your rod does not cast, that means your line is tangled and you have to pull it off your reel and then reel it in slowly so it sets up properly, also like you mentioned, you need weight on the line and actually know what you are doing.

The leg of faith, ass killed......lmao brode

You kill me - your son calls and he has a problem with his fishing rod - he's 15 and he tells you that he needs another rod. Then you use the famous line - call your mom!

For married guys this was awesome. Let's see who watched past 8 minutes. 😆 🤣 😂

Alfred has these boater clocked.

LOL "I got to get off my camera for a second"

Wife sounded pissed!

Alfred you have a rolling wish for back lash from all parties lol march on bro

Alfred, what are you doing to these idiots? You show up and all chaos blows up.Lmao.

LOL! Who the heck needs technical support for a fishing reel? WOW!

Just tell Aiden that girls like boys who are handy. That means fishing, working on stuff and cooking a good feed.

An epic slap down😂

Shirts that say "Waaaaiiiit For It"

The timing of your wife’s phone call was no coincidence. Her intuition will help keep you from becoming a stray dog. 😜

Man ,I'm here in South East La. Your shows awsome

Nice touch, coming in a little hot at11:40.....yes I would say you are correct.

Kids just have no clues now a days. Put down their gaming devices and phones and live life a little! When I was a kid we had no gaming devices or phones….. THANK YOU GOD! And THANK YOU MOM AND DAD FOR THE SPANKINGS AND DISCIPLINE!

Alfred, This is the exact same boat and captain you previously filmed when an elderly gentleman went overboard helping while docking.

"I'm at the parking lot" starting panicking

The problem so many of these people have when docking, they never come off their making way speed, very often the speed were coming down the was faster than they should have been moving. As they approach the dock, they need to pull back the throttle to idle speed. You learn that when driving a big boat like I had for awhile, a 70 footer. That thing was a monster to dock. They should also turn down the music when they are docking. You need to focus all your undivided attention on docking. Sounds like you have one pissed off wife dude!! You will need to video it when you have to move into the dog house. Woof, woof!

Why can’t y’all get a Corona? The restore that Alex did was sweet. Very classic look.

Just remember. If momma ain't happy, nobody's happy. LOL

Welcome to the CHIT show!!!! Your wife is done with your missions! Ha

U nailed that chit

I'm done with your missions....said every wife ever! LMAO.....

Omg the cobra boat actually has a fender .

Awesome video. Loved the commentary as usual. Loved the ass killed!

Man I just found your channel and you use my favorite saying “$hit show aka chit show “ 😂 love it!! Just subbed

Okayyy, Ive subscribed to the chit show.

NEW Chit Show channel - fishing rods that jam!!!!

A$$killed 😂

South Florida is like its own country, nothing else like it in the world.

When do we get to see more quality footage of Eli? He's been my favorite Chit Show contestant so far.

As always commentary was on point again!!

8:09 buy her a damn car dude. A car nobody is going to touch. 😄 haha

Name of this channel should be "The Overdramatization Show".

Ok, you have "The" best wife in Florida!

yo your kid will be fine, he will remember the fix if he has to figure it out on his own. 👍 can't be there everytime. Wait till you get the calls when he is on the road in a few years ✌️

He needs to loosen his tension nob on the left ! If that dont do it ** throw the reel away !!

best call ever : )

Flouresent green your new fav color, ha ha

This was a good one.

Give the man a fish he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will fuk up his pole when ur not around and call u after for help 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don’t know how these people can see with loud music blasting! Yes, I’m the old!! Lol

🐊Signs need to be posted on everything in Black point

I like this because you actually have a boat and fish 👍 if you don’t have a boat and make fun you will get really bad karma

One day fred is gonna steal the show !

He prolly needs some oil, then mabe will cast...lol!