The Unluckiest Boat Ramp Boaters Ever ! ( Chit Show )

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Alfred Montaner

Alfred Montaner

3 жыл бұрын

When the world is against you just stay home ! Nothing like a boat ramp to put stress on a marriage. Todays Valentine gift for a Miami couple couldn't get worse if Steven King wrote the story. The Boat Ramps Chit Show was in full effect and so were the tiny bikinis.
There are plenty of qualified captains and many boat ramp champs at the Miami Boat ramps. Today the Chit Show was a classic !
My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show in Miami ,Florida.

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@charlesadrianse2368
@charlesadrianse2368 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Alfred for the Great Content !! For years my buddy and I would go the the Yacht Basin in Galveston TX on holiday weekends and watch the shows. Between the fights, boats sinking, trailer’s backing off the ramp’s, people being arrested by Fish and Game you never knew what was going to happen next. Bring’s back found memories 😅
@elianselmi4099
@elianselmi4099 3 жыл бұрын
Cant go wrong with the Chit Show! Always full of entertainment! Better than going into a Walmart LMAO
@amrak5028
@amrak5028 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Alfred, Hey Bro, Just sayin. You know Bro, you, YOU. The One. You sent me here from a live show, "Chit Show Is Hilarious Until You're On It!" Million View shot of the Pole Of Faith being Hammered, was the Ultimate. Thanks Bro.
@Kapnwill
@Kapnwill 3 жыл бұрын
Shortest day boating ever from dock 7 to dock 4 Your laugh got me after that. You amused yourself lol. That was funny.
@euniceperez4510
@euniceperez4510 3 жыл бұрын
The repair bill of the century...😂😂😂
@jaydab
@jaydab Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jeffbelorit868
@jeffbelorit868 Жыл бұрын
Should have named this video the chit show of the century
@tonyjessen8204
@tonyjessen8204 3 жыл бұрын
The story of the century. Thanks Alfred 👍👍
@iujim1976
@iujim1976 3 жыл бұрын
Sunday 4:00 PM at the ramp, everybody drunk, most fun ever
@REEF4life
@REEF4life 2 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed this hard in awhile 🤣 her reaction and your playthrough is spot on definitely a sub here
@gb9926
@gb9926 3 жыл бұрын
When you said “pelicans “, I suddenly heard Tony Montana from Scarface saying “look at the pelicans “ while in the bathtub full of bubbles watching TV!
@brandonu1422
@brandonu1422 3 жыл бұрын
come on pelican! fly!
@josefastboats5874
@josefastboats5874 3 жыл бұрын
Look at the Pelicans Meng !!! 😂😂😂
@richardcranium3417
@richardcranium3417 3 жыл бұрын
Mang
@bulldawgtrucker7119
@bulldawgtrucker7119 3 жыл бұрын
Man homie had a brick house on the boat!
@maddog7999
@maddog7999 3 жыл бұрын
which one? 3 homies has 3 brick shithouses on that one. BANG BANG BANG
@josuesepulveda55
@josuesepulveda55 2 жыл бұрын
From dock 7 to dock 4🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@julieaucoin9980
@julieaucoin9980 3 жыл бұрын
When I first saw this I thought why is he watching people dock their boats. Now I know. Never a dull moment at the dock!
@largol33t1
@largol33t1 2 жыл бұрын
Been watching his videos for six months and they're SO funny. One of my favorites was the guy who tried to pull his yacht out and was too cheap to spend the badly needed money on four-wheel-drive for his truck. It took him foreeeeever to pull the yacht out. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at him like "Is this guy for real or is he trolling us?" 😂😂
@The_fishingfool
@The_fishingfool 3 жыл бұрын
10:40 If those two Century's connected with each other it would have been a Centurylink
@jringwood
@jringwood 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@909busa
@909busa 2 жыл бұрын
3:34 she wanted to make sure you were looking before the show.
@GmanfromTexas
@GmanfromTexas 3 жыл бұрын
That was some bad-ass Intrepid with the twin Diesel!!!
@THESEXYAPE
@THESEXYAPE 3 жыл бұрын
That guy hanging out at the dock at the beginning of the video his port side engine isn’t pissing water🤣
@markkoranjr6426
@markkoranjr6426 3 жыл бұрын
Yes it is, it’s hard to see since the discharge is basically in its own shadow.
@John-yt5zr
@John-yt5zr 3 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel, while all of the screwup’s are funny, Alfred, you’re narration takes it off the chain! Well done my friend.
@rashadnorman5939
@rashadnorman5939 3 жыл бұрын
So true!!
@ahenseda
@ahenseda 3 жыл бұрын
She looked at Alfred and then bent over 3 times for the Chit Show!!! Coñooooo!!!! The Chit show is Gold!!!😂😂😂😂
@karaDee2363
@karaDee2363 2 жыл бұрын
Just when you think you've seen all the best chit, there's much more chit to come... welcome to Alfred's Channel, best chit shows on the planet...lol
@stephenbergeron1555
@stephenbergeron1555 2 жыл бұрын
The googans are out….LMFAO
@aLEX-gt9nz
@aLEX-gt9nz Жыл бұрын
my man with the talented zoom work!
@KirtH27
@KirtH27 3 жыл бұрын
i have always said launching and loading a boat is harder than putting a man on the moon!
@albertlupti2159
@albertlupti2159 3 жыл бұрын
New Yammy breaks down. Older 2000’s mercury pulls up along side it 🙂
@josefastboats5874
@josefastboats5874 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha Two Stroke for the win. My two stroke is as reliable as any four stroke. Their take that !!! I’m not repowering jack 👍😂😂
@permafrostinsanity1799
@permafrostinsanity1799 Жыл бұрын
Jack Sparrow once said, “that…. Is a called a dingy”…
@jaimeshull5439
@jaimeshull5439 3 жыл бұрын
90 degrees, wow! Have 10 inches of snow and its 2 degrees in Fairfield Bay, Arkansas and their calling for another 10 inches of snow ❄ tomorrow evening. Love the channel! ❤
@burningheart86402
@burningheart86402 2 жыл бұрын
Dude with a “The Qualified Captain” shirt 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@roncox1172
@roncox1172 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the chit show. I wore my swimming chorts to watch.
@Ramdodge582
@Ramdodge582 3 жыл бұрын
that tundra was pushed to the max
@patrickkasper2776
@patrickkasper2776 3 жыл бұрын
Lol awesome. Century realizes he is being watched and he is under pressure
@AndrewPotts1962
@AndrewPotts1962 3 жыл бұрын
G'day, @Alfred Montaner! I just stumbled over your channel tonight and I am GLAD I did!!! There is absolutely nothing wrong with kicking back (with a brew, or 2), talking Chit, and watching the show. Excellent camera work, with some awesome close-ups - a bit of slo-mo on the go could be good, but I'll keep on watching anyway! Keep up the awesome work, keep well, keep the shiny side up, n' catch you in the next video! Cheers!
@crisprtalk6963
@crisprtalk6963 3 жыл бұрын
Are you chittin' me! 2 centurys?
@TALL1FU49
@TALL1FU49 2 жыл бұрын
Alfred, I love all of your videos. I watch them on my large big screen tv. Because of you, I'm going to buy myself a boat. And yes, I know how to back up a trailer. I used to have a lawn service and used a 18 foot utility trailer. And I used to use my dad's boat to go to the Bahamas before he passed away. It was a 65 foot Hatteras converitble. But I'm planning on getting a bass Tracker SC, with a 40 to 60 hp motor. One day we can film the chit chat show live from the boat. How's that sound. Keep up the great work. I love your videos from downtown. All those larger then life boats
@2teche
@2teche 3 жыл бұрын
Love watching the Chit Show from the Bayou Teche in Louisiana Fred is unbelievable Huge Crocodile 🐊 Thanks for Sharing
@meauxjeaux431
@meauxjeaux431 3 жыл бұрын
And I'm watching from between Houma and Thibodaux !
@josefastboats5874
@josefastboats5874 3 жыл бұрын
Two stroke for the win. 8:47, 2 Stroke Mercury launches next to a broken down boat with new 4 stroke Yamahas 😂😂😂 take that. 80’s 2 stroke running better then your new junk
@starphase1623
@starphase1623 2 жыл бұрын
I'm back watching as many of your videos as I can . Your number One . Fisherman Joe is number Two.😊 You both deserve great praise for providing such wonderful video content .🌴🐊☺️
@davidkuperschmid5274
@davidkuperschmid5274 3 жыл бұрын
At least Century dude used the wind to touch dock. Most boaters there seem to be clueless about wind and current.
@largol33t1
@largol33t1 3 жыл бұрын
My great uncle docks his 100' sloop like this all the time. He goes in a slow but steady speed, cuts the engine and uses the rudder to ride the current to his docking spot.
@g.choppa4448
@g.choppa4448 2 жыл бұрын
Skill 👍
@tiggersdad6878
@tiggersdad6878 3 жыл бұрын
I am always perplexed by people that pull up to the dock and have ZERO lines out. What are they thinking.
@Themothershipsailing
@Themothershipsailing 3 жыл бұрын
they’re not.. and the weird looping the line around and around the post instead of putting it straight from the post back to the cleat on the boat is weird too..
@scottmckee4328
@scottmckee4328 3 жыл бұрын
I know the coffee mug trick lolbeen on the water too long haha
@DanielCarrazana
@DanielCarrazana 3 жыл бұрын
Bro the chances of the same boat pulling up right next to you is so rare!
@hawaiizhighestseedco.
@hawaiizhighestseedco. 3 жыл бұрын
Not in Hawaii 😂
@ionracer24
@ionracer24 3 жыл бұрын
Dang 900 friggin hp on one boat....8:47 classic ol merc, love em
@kenatkins7526
@kenatkins7526 3 жыл бұрын
Its all fun and games till some gets hurt!
@keithscudder7136
@keithscudder7136 Жыл бұрын
I cringe when I see legs or arms out, don't these people know that limbs could be lost that way real easy ?
@bobbybearclaw
@bobbybearclaw Жыл бұрын
love seeing all the GROSSLY OVERLOADED tow rigs
@acorn9934
@acorn9934 2 жыл бұрын
Another awesome video, Alfred...My wife loves your Chit....Take care A, from the Northwoods of Wisconsin that shark fishing in the winter in Florida..
@icefishdaily
@icefishdaily 3 жыл бұрын
-15 F but much warmer than earlier! (-24). I’d rather be broken down at the dock than out in the middle of nowhere!
@jayunderwood3215
@jayunderwood3215 3 жыл бұрын
You are the Chit Show #1 in our book.
@FunInVa
@FunInVa 3 жыл бұрын
I don't speak a lick of español, but that Jackmoon song 'Life' @ 2:38 sure hits the spot! Love the channel bro!~
@jenniferb2020
@jenniferb2020 Жыл бұрын
Hi Alfred I am new here. Been a member for 3 weeks now. Love all the crazy boaters that don't know how to boat. These are fun to watch but my favorite boats are the yaughts over 30 to 45 feet. I grew up with a big boat in Port Stanley, Ontario Canada. take care oh I forgot nice yaught time 522
@TheGeorgiaRover
@TheGeorgiaRover 2 жыл бұрын
Dude - you are my spirit animal. Love the channel!
@midwestkicksrus3206
@midwestkicksrus3206 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Bro the look the wife had was the best chit I’ve seen in a while!!! I was dying!!!
@cartagenajavy93
@cartagenajavy93 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao thats my black boat on the cover! no chit show with me on the ramp 🤣
@stevenforeman5729
@stevenforeman5729 3 жыл бұрын
Javier Cartagena, what kind of boat is it? Is a beauty!
@spacemonster505
@spacemonster505 3 жыл бұрын
chit show of the century
@UncleMikeRetro
@UncleMikeRetro 3 жыл бұрын
It's not Century's fault the OB motor broke down! 😋
@davemetz7368
@davemetz7368 3 жыл бұрын
The Captain with the " running " Century should have at least asked what the problem was & just maybe could have offered some advice. You never know. Good show Alfred !!
@arribaficationwineho32
@arribaficationwineho32 3 жыл бұрын
Not his problem to fix another captain’s motor at the dock as he is ready to launch.
@steveinla8963
@steveinla8963 3 жыл бұрын
Hi Alfred, I see another little branch that needs to be pruned for the health of the tree.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 3 жыл бұрын
you cannot touch mangroves there by law
@steveinla8963
@steveinla8963 3 жыл бұрын
@@dertythegrower The law! The law! Quick call the law givers! ...for one little branch? ...in a region overgrown with them? You belong her in commiefornia. You'd fit in well with our tree hugging morons. I think an act of God is required here that severs that little branch in just the right spot; like a bolt of lightning.
@doc2517
@doc2517 3 жыл бұрын
its cool to see all the nice boats
@Lord-Snowflake
@Lord-Snowflake 2 жыл бұрын
...What did that dock ever do to them brah?!
@keithscudder7136
@keithscudder7136 Жыл бұрын
It got in their way. :)
@therccollaborative9524
@therccollaborative9524 3 жыл бұрын
That one yamaha 200 on the left had no tell tale
@nolinovio6748
@nolinovio6748 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm the One!" classic
@curlyfries2964
@curlyfries2964 3 жыл бұрын
You are the Man Alford! It's nice to see warm weather. It's been icy up here in the NE for a few days..
@jodybentley6433
@jodybentley6433 3 жыл бұрын
Dude!!! You have the best job of anyone e I know of. Lol
@TheBasher49
@TheBasher49 3 жыл бұрын
I’m definitely enjoying your videos this is breathtaking, I love seeing all the different boats and yachts. Keep up the the videos. I’m from Philly and can’t get out the house because of health issues. These videos keeps me going and living. Lol
@seanharrison5064
@seanharrison5064 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen so many people who can’t drive a boat and they never turn around to look at their surroundings..
@Mark-vf8op
@Mark-vf8op 3 жыл бұрын
Boats to big! Pickups to big! People to big!
@The.Real.Timmii
@The.Real.Timmii 17 күн бұрын
7:46 good to see a Toyota Tundra there, mine has been perfect since I bought it new in 2007. Tow rated for 11K.
@LONGTRANGBILL
@LONGTRANGBILL 2 жыл бұрын
The Tale of Two Century's... you can't make this stuff up.... Wait for it.... lol
@jamesparker6017
@jamesparker6017 3 жыл бұрын
Mel Bch again 🌴 Reiterating about my Dad&I at Crandon same scenario ! UNREAL 🏄
@bigbopper9627
@bigbopper9627 3 жыл бұрын
Alfred, you are THE ONE 😃😃😃
@SteveSnowman
@SteveSnowman 3 жыл бұрын
0:07 is like bloop, bloop, bloop but only in reverse.
@parnellpollioni
@parnellpollioni 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you get so many of these comments you don't read all of them but man I laugh my ass off at these videos between your commentary in the fools at the boat ramp.
@TheJaymon1962
@TheJaymon1962 3 жыл бұрын
I love this show! Seriously, the music, commentary, humor, scenery. It has it all!
@masonsheltrown2927
@masonsheltrown2927 3 жыл бұрын
Brah.... u always get the good angles... Keep up the good work!👍
@BigJonLP
@BigJonLP Жыл бұрын
You do realize that you are quoting movie monster house when you are saying get off my lawn!???😊😅lol 😆
@jshrawder49
@jshrawder49 3 жыл бұрын
Lol good Chit Show!!
@jeffreybyrnes9245
@jeffreybyrnes9245 2 жыл бұрын
The tale of the two centuries
@WaterfrontJustin
@WaterfrontJustin 3 жыл бұрын
I do like that the guy had a qualified captain shirt
@OFFFishing
@OFFFishing 3 жыл бұрын
You the one?Lol🤣
@kyleoutdoors1457
@kyleoutdoors1457 2 жыл бұрын
New sub here and gonna be a forever one at that love when you say oh here comes a GET OF MY LAWN!!! keep up the great content stay safe
@dillonlaw8898
@dillonlaw8898 3 жыл бұрын
Talking chit!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼💃🏼🕺🏼
@iliketurtles4463
@iliketurtles4463 3 жыл бұрын
"Good day boating? Stay out for long?" "Yeah great day out, new boat was amazing went from 7 to 4..." "Wow! 7am to 4pm, that's a good day out" "No we went from dock 7 to dock 4..."
@rawblow4512
@rawblow4512 2 жыл бұрын
Twice in one century? Wait, does that sound right?
@TheTheiceking
@TheTheiceking 3 жыл бұрын
haha what are the guys to the left doing at the beginning of the video xD
@aguyandhiscomputer
@aguyandhiscomputer 3 жыл бұрын
Hunting for something... 😀
@twocentproductions5326
@twocentproductions5326 3 жыл бұрын
Holy chit, great cam and great cam work al!!!
@boostedlss6450
@boostedlss6450 3 жыл бұрын
2:20 Foreman 42LR? I just watched it run it was so smooth!
@timriley2092
@timriley2092 2 жыл бұрын
Call it the fail of the century ….lol
@jironside2825
@jironside2825 3 жыл бұрын
I’m jealous it looks so nice there , unlike here 30 deg. And snow on the ground
@60viking
@60viking 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah ive got 9deg. I watch fl. Videos for hope. Haa.
@centraliamedic
@centraliamedic 3 жыл бұрын
The tale of 2 Centurys
@banjopete
@banjopete 3 жыл бұрын
Inside the water! This I’ve got to see!
@davidparker4501
@davidparker4501 3 жыл бұрын
It's not the centuries boats fault, Century builds one hell of a boat! Is the inexperienced boaters
@alanherrett7602
@alanherrett7602 3 жыл бұрын
The Century of Peril
@reefantics1329
@reefantics1329 3 жыл бұрын
The million dollar clip is the best😂😂🤙🤙
@martinm2178
@martinm2178 3 жыл бұрын
Those pelicans chit over everything!
@RENO9ll
@RENO9ll 3 жыл бұрын
Just sitting here laughing.
@jironside2825
@jironside2825 3 жыл бұрын
People need to learn if you don’t know what your doing , the slower you come in the less damage your gonna do if you his the docks , the faster the harder hit it’s gonna be
@laa0fa502
@laa0fa502 3 жыл бұрын
Don't approach the dock faster than you want to hit the dock
@BilgemasterBill
@BilgemasterBill 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but you gotta have a little speed to manuever... Can't be TOO slow.
@g.choppa4448
@g.choppa4448 2 жыл бұрын
Can't be drunk either.
@keithscudder7136
@keithscudder7136 Жыл бұрын
@@BilgemasterBill Yes and no, the softer entrance is nice, but the currents confuses many a new boater.
@mikeramsey9747
@mikeramsey9747 3 жыл бұрын
The guy trying to take out the dock was wild.
@offduty170
@offduty170 3 жыл бұрын
Yo - bikini girls for days - the boats are always good but red bikini wow - icing on the cake bro - thanks for sharing - love your show !!!
@stephenbergeron1555
@stephenbergeron1555 2 жыл бұрын
You are the 1
@joedennehy386
@joedennehy386 3 жыл бұрын
If a boat has a problem it usually happens in the first 20 hours
@toychannel7331
@toychannel7331 3 жыл бұрын
I love the chit show!!!
@Paxmax
@Paxmax 2 жыл бұрын
oh wow that flashback! what a mess! "I failed at normal speed... I better go faster!" Oxe, hmmm.... sounds really Swedish... yep.
@keithscudder7136
@keithscudder7136 Жыл бұрын
That's Volvo country, isn't it ?
@Paxmax
@Paxmax Жыл бұрын
@@keithscudder7136 Volvo Trucks still breaths alot of Swedish air, Volvo cars though is becoming more n more Chinese with Geely ownership. Geely? Yeah... I don't know them either.
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