The Amazing Spider-Man but it's always not his policy

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The Human Spider

10 ай бұрын

I needed to write a description, but it's not my policy!

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@nicolassateler2449 10 ай бұрын

Me: "Can i get a pin?" Human Spider: "I missed the part where that's my policy"

@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames 10 ай бұрын

ME: ''I commented 1 HOUR before you did. How did *you* got the pin??'' NICOLASSATELER2449: ''NOT MY POLICY''

@karllykos 10 ай бұрын

KZfaq: Won't publish my comment. Me: "Implement a prompt that indicates what it is about any comment that is not fit to be published for all to view, instead of shadow banning them." KZfaq (and other mainstream platforms): "Not my policy. Deal with it."

@shaikyoushaf8586 10 ай бұрын

"That ain't my policy Boba!"

@Jmgjgdjd5 10 ай бұрын

Rather like: The Human Spider: "Not my policy!"

@broccolimaguire2119 10 ай бұрын

Nice policy. Did your husband give it to you?

@TheHumanSpiderr 10 ай бұрын

Kids: "This isn't my problem" Men: "Not my policy" Legends: "I missed the part where that's my problem"

@JAGISDAGOAT 10 ай бұрын

Haha

@alvinalto-bm4nc 10 ай бұрын

😂 good one

@Geesy69 10 ай бұрын

LOLLLL

@PedroVictorPegoPego 10 ай бұрын

Accurate

@the.chilers8577 10 ай бұрын

Exactly!.

@sameerpandit5071 10 ай бұрын

Mr. Ditkovich - “Give me rent.” Peter - “Not my Policy.”

@Mr.Championator 10 ай бұрын

Bully Maguire - “You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!”

@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan 10 ай бұрын

Mr Ditkovich - Across The Rent Verse 😂😂

@HMNCLunar 10 ай бұрын

Not paying rent to Mr. Ditkovich is a canon event.

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын

@@HMNCLunaryep. In insomniac, Peter fails to pay rent as well.

@charliecarroll-4249 10 ай бұрын

“I Won’t Venture to say exactly what it is that’s crawling up the north side of the Oscorp Tower but it clearly looks like your mom” that literally had me dead 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@zombiekillo61704 10 ай бұрын

Same, I can't stop laughing

@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan 10 ай бұрын

Plot twist: it's Ursula's mom (Mr Ditkovich's wife)

@charliecarroll-4249 10 ай бұрын

Ha!

@lawrencefrost9063 10 ай бұрын

I rofled

@smokinjoecool9370 10 ай бұрын

I'm right there with you 😄 That helicopter pilot threw us, all, a nice curve ball.

@sameerpandit5071 10 ай бұрын

I love how Peter wrote “NOT MY POLICY” and Dr. Connors said “Extraordinary.” 😂😂😂

@VAFranky 10 ай бұрын

I like how he wrote those large shaded in letters so quickly, thought it was just gonna be some sloppy writing.

@THECAR99 10 ай бұрын

Your parents must be very proud

@sameerpandit5071 10 ай бұрын

@@VAFrankyExactly !!!!! 😂😂

@RyanSmith-qh7sr 10 ай бұрын

It made me laugh so hard, cause I knew it was coming😂

@AntoniusReginaldus 10 ай бұрын

I think that was the highlight for me too.

@nutellaninja4667 10 ай бұрын

Peter taking the time to write out “Not my policy” has me weak 😂

@brightblackgrouse6236 10 ай бұрын

You were always weak

@ODBS_ 10 ай бұрын

“We want TASM 3” Andrew & Sony: “Not my policy”

@Mb10 10 ай бұрын

Sony

@ODBS_ 10 ай бұрын

@@Mb10yeah

@rikhmjustsomeguywithmousta4971 10 ай бұрын

Only Sony

@ssw7323 10 ай бұрын

Naah, It's only the Sony...They are busy creating fking Morbius

@human2800 10 ай бұрын

Sony is not making TASM 3 cuz they're afraid to get bad reviews again.

@TheMultiverseofSpidey 10 ай бұрын

The way he put effort to wrote "NOT MY POLICY" It's made me burst out laughing lol.

@sarahbostrom9358 10 ай бұрын

Gwen: "Help me Peter I'm falling" Peter: "Not my policy"

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын

Miguel O’Hara: Sorry Gwen. It would be against universe policy if he saved you as that would prevent a canon event from happening.

@ecikusu2057 10 ай бұрын

2020 Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem. 2023 Bully Garfield : Not my policy.

@youngfox2186 7 ай бұрын

2026 Bully Holland: This isn't my problem

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын

2029 Bully Lowthenal: Why don’t you pop some more pills and tell me what’s really on your mind?

@BRUCELEE-wt7hk 10 ай бұрын

I miss that part where that's my POLICY!

@wheezerYT 10 ай бұрын

Teacher: "Don't make promises you can't keep, Mr. Parker." Peter: "Not my policy."

@wheezerYT 10 ай бұрын

Teacher: "Sure, Mr. Parker - you're LATE, man, always LATE!"

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын

@@wheezerYTbully Maguire: You missed the part where that’s my problem.

@Rembreiker_lychec9257 10 ай бұрын

You have to admit, that line is a step down from "I missed the part where that's my problem".

@MyklesChannel 10 ай бұрын

I missed the part where that's The Human Spider's problem

@SFarri145 10 ай бұрын

I not my policy’d the point where that’s not my policy.

@Marrrrrko47 10 ай бұрын

Tbh i do kind of like it

@yep1486 10 ай бұрын

fair, though each spiderman having their own version is a good thing

@holdingpattern245 10 ай бұрын

And "he believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things, that's what's at stake here, not choice, responsibility" is a step down from "with great power comes great responsibility."

@karthiksubramanian2279 10 ай бұрын

Dr. Octavious: "Intelligence is a gift, a privilege. You use it for the good of mankind. But you must also work hard" Peter: "NOT MY POLICY" Doc Ock: "I miscalculated"

@jamesm2078 10 ай бұрын

In some other universe: “You could’ve taken that guy apart, now he’s going to get away with my money.” “Not my policy.”

@pedri_esp23 10 ай бұрын

"I missed the part where that's my policy" "Not my problem"

@Jonathan_Collins 10 ай бұрын

C. Thomas Howell: "Somebody help my kid - he's trapped!" Bully Garfield: "See ya, chump-----errrrr, *NOT MY POLICY* !"

@wheezerYT 10 ай бұрын

You know, that looks very.....similar.

@LuanAmorim1761 10 ай бұрын

@@wheezerYT you know, i'm something of a bully myself

@wheezerYT 10 ай бұрын

@@LuanAmorim1761 -- What does that mean to you anyway?

@mottom2657 10 ай бұрын

@@wheezerYT Everything!

@wheezerYT 10 ай бұрын

@@mottom2657 -- Attaboy!

@D4rkSupreme 10 ай бұрын

"Not my policy" 💀

@Jahaangondwal 10 ай бұрын

"Not my policy" 💀

@ks05782 10 ай бұрын

npc comments fr

@milk9817 10 ай бұрын

1:06 Andrew: "How'd my hand get in there?"

@Basedbrawler 10 ай бұрын

Later on… Peter: *goes back in time to save Gwen* Miguel: IT’s A CANON EVENT BRO Peter: Not my policy

@JJavier31rblx 5 ай бұрын

Miguel: **shoots peter** but it’s my policy.

@crewcrew001 10 ай бұрын

0:37 the way he said " not my policy " to uncle Ben killed me 😂😂😂

@trisong11 10 ай бұрын

Uncle Ben: With Great Power comes Great Responsibility Peter Parker: Not my Policy

@captainbatman7613 10 ай бұрын

Bully Maguire: "I miss the part where that's my problem" Andrew: "Not my policy"

@Realshadow77 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, what this movie series really lacked was quotability. Didn't even know "not my policy" was something he said.

@HMNCLunar 10 ай бұрын

So... You missed the part whe-

@AndrewDembouski 10 ай бұрын

I missed the part where that’s my problem

@CipherRage-tp5ql 10 ай бұрын

"I miss the part where that's not my policy." -Emo Peter

@talkingtomato1025 10 ай бұрын

Harry: Peter, I need Spider-Man’s blood Peter: Not my policy

@ShaneWasTaken 10 ай бұрын

Tom Spiderman: This isn’t my problem Andrew: not my policy

@billybutcher8083 10 ай бұрын

Goblin: can spiderman come out to play? Peter: not my policy

@kebas239 10 ай бұрын

1:19 - That was smooth AF.

@koza6371 10 ай бұрын

40 thousand years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vasteness of it's not my policy meme potential

@victordesouzasperduto 10 ай бұрын

1:36 this scene was indeed part of the canon

@BlueRainbowSky66 10 ай бұрын

Spiderman: Connors! You have to fight back! Connors: Not my policy.

@artie_akshat 10 ай бұрын

Not my policy on notebook was hilarious 😂

@idk67999 10 ай бұрын

I Like The Part Where Peter Said "Not My Policy" And Not Policies All Over New York City

@whiteshadow619 10 ай бұрын

Oncle Ben: „But Peter, with great power comes great policy“

@SPIDERMANPlayerYt2022 10 ай бұрын

Electro: I fell into the water where there were electric eels. Peter 3: Not my policy

@gogetyourverb 10 ай бұрын

"Not my policy" is the Great Value version of "I missed the part where that's my problem"

@wheezerYT 10 ай бұрын

With Great Value comes great adaptability. It's a defense mechanism.

@whyisblue923taken 10 ай бұрын

Walmart: "Good customer service is not my policy."

@HMNCLunar 10 ай бұрын

Exactly as "Your father had a philosophy... It was a principle, really..."

@irumasuzuki9074 10 ай бұрын

Best lines in Hollywood history Tobey Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem Andrew Garfield: Not my policy.

@holdingpattern245 10 ай бұрын

Technically "I missed the part where that's my problem" isn't even Spider-Man's line from that movie, he's repeating something that some other guy said to him.

@HMNCLunar 10 ай бұрын

@@holdingpattern245 I missed the part where that's my problem.

@randombullllshitgo3720 10 ай бұрын

I think it's not his policy

@AtheistPirate 10 ай бұрын

MJ: “I know you think we can’t be together, but can’t you respect me enough to let me make my own decision?” Peter: "Not my policy."

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын

Bully Maguire: I am going to put some dirt in your eye for hurting my girl’s feelings.

@brucelau2023 10 ай бұрын

Mr Ditkovich: “give me rent” Peter: “not my policy”

@melonie_1510 10 ай бұрын

“Not my policy” vs “I missed the part where that’s my problem”, the showdown

@ItsDanielMendez 10 ай бұрын

Us: “We want TASM 3!!!” Mark Webb: _”Not my policy”_

@miadatenshi9903 9 ай бұрын

1:42 The best part is this actually happened in the movie

@TenaciousJoe24 10 ай бұрын

1:26 ouch that stings

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын

Stings doesn’t it?

@FreshPixels 10 ай бұрын

He didn't save that kid because its not his policy, its because its the canon event

@umbrellasquid9669 10 ай бұрын

The human spider has probably watched all the spider-man films more times than anyone on planet earth.

@melvinjohnlouis2995 10 ай бұрын

Tobey : I missed the part where's my problem Andrew : Not my policy Next is Tom😂😂😂😂

@Mrs_Mishima 10 ай бұрын

0:59 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Jetha-Man 10 ай бұрын

"I missed the part where that's my problem" 🤝 "Not my policy"

@monobro141 6 ай бұрын

The fact this man took the time and effort to PERFECT the writing of "NOT MY POLICY' 😅

@Capt.Umber_Raina 10 ай бұрын

“You’re ridiculous” - Andrew Garfield

@wheezerYT 10 ай бұрын

Peter: "Come on, Flash - take the ball. Come on." Flash: "Give me the ball, Parker!" Peter: "Not my policy." Flash: "Jesus, Parker, you *are* a freak!"

@rikhmjustsomeguywithmousta4971 10 ай бұрын

Flash wants the ball so bad

@pacific790 10 ай бұрын

I loved the part where he said "not my policy"

@akashrahman3118 10 ай бұрын

Bro, we need more Amazing Spider-Man movie memes

@MyNameDolan 10 ай бұрын

He missed the part where that was his problem

@mattsterx 8 ай бұрын

I like how “Not my policy” is Andrew’s “I missed the part where that’s my problem” 😂😂

@deanchur 10 ай бұрын

"You know, I'm something of a policy myself"

@Zutane 10 ай бұрын

Bully Garfield: NOT MY POLICY Bully Maguire: I missed the part where thats my problem

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын

Bully Holland: That’s your problem, not mine.

@shreyaspujari6000 10 ай бұрын

Lady: you are late. i m not paying for those. Peter: Not my policy

@sarojandongol1482 10 ай бұрын

The Human Spider not giving out pins? Not his policy.

@BlueRainbowSky66 10 ай бұрын

Richard: "You're gonna stay with Ben and May for a while." Peter: "Not my policy." Richard headbutt Peter.

@EST283 10 ай бұрын

The smoothness of their changed lines is amazing

@MadNastyGAMER 10 ай бұрын

Andrew- Am I a giga chad now too? Tobey - Yea

@guga2998 10 ай бұрын

Random guy: "take your hand off her" Garfield: "Not my policy" Meanwhile Bully maguire: "It's a cute bra, did you husband give it to you?"

@user-yw1nl6sk7y 10 ай бұрын

I love the contrast between the TASM Spiderman's uncle Ben and Sam Raimis uncle Ben in the videos. Raimis uncle Ben is a victim despite his love, now in contrast with TASM uncle Ben, he is unhinged,a creep and has the most questionable morals despite the situation.

@aidarjapykeev4544 10 ай бұрын

Tobey: I missed the part where that’s my problem. Andrew: not my policy Lol

@VtheVictorious 10 ай бұрын

Accurate depiction of TASM

@kaushikananthu6425 10 ай бұрын

The TASM version of “I miss the party where that’s my problem”

@Midastouchvr 10 ай бұрын

This channel is the only thing that has made me laugh in a while 😂 you’re hilarious

@toiletsnakegaming 10 ай бұрын

Capt Stacy: "Leave Gwen out of it." Peter: "Not my policy!" Capt Stacy: *dies 😂😅

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын

Bully Maguire: Good riddance.

@thedarkjw6219 10 ай бұрын

Go web, fly, up up and away web, Shazam! go, go, go web go, pin!

@michaelmaristela2507 10 ай бұрын

Tobey Maguire: i missed the part where thats my problem. And now Andrew Garfield: not my policy.

@Stan3I3 10 ай бұрын

''Let me put some policies in your eye''

@jlev1028 10 ай бұрын

Garfield Peter realized Toby had a memeable catchphrase and he didn't so he decided to even the playing field.

@PlaneMusic46294 10 ай бұрын

*new human spider video comes to my recommendation me: "how did that get in there"

@TheTridentMarque Ай бұрын

If you saw my balls hanging from pants you have a moral obligation to eat those things that's what at stake here.. Not choice - - responsibility had me in tears!! 😂😂

@LatteMonke_ 10 ай бұрын

Maybe I'm just behind, but it's nice to have you doing content of the other Spider-Men other than just Bully Maguire/Tobey Memes

@mjolnir6685 10 ай бұрын

"My Policy? IM SOMETHING OF A SCIENTIST MYSELF!!!"

@supermariojason3958 10 ай бұрын

“How would you like to give me three thousand pins on day after school?” “Not my policy”

@hidum5779 10 ай бұрын

the era of bully garfield has started

@AntoniusReginaldus 10 ай бұрын

MJ: "Peter, it isn't working out. I'm lonely!" Peter: "Not my policy."

@Synclon 10 ай бұрын

Doctor Octopus: Peter Parker, Brilliant But Lazy Peter: Not My Policy

@harshityadav0 10 ай бұрын

Why does he looks like he's one stroke away from demanding Breakfast

@crashfan9997 10 ай бұрын

This reminded me that TASM 1 is somewhat underrated and I liked the comedic parts 😂

@uniquemaho 10 ай бұрын

finally something with amazing spider-man

@coolcaleb9939 10 ай бұрын

Nothing is his policy

@SavantPete 10 ай бұрын

People underestimate the meme material Amazing Spiderman has

@markcarloestabillo5461 10 ай бұрын

It's not my policy until you fix this god damn door!

@sathyanarayanan.s8653 10 ай бұрын

Bully Garfield shows "not my policy" to Dr.Connors, Dr.Connors : Extraordinary, How did you come up with this? Bully Garfield: Not my Policy

@jameshodgkinson7688 10 ай бұрын

"I missed the part where that's my policy." 😅

@muhdahnaf7927 10 ай бұрын

Policy-Man 😭

@FantasticExplorers 10 ай бұрын

"....but it CLEARLY looks like your mom!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gold!

@lucassinclair8885 10 ай бұрын

Stranger : What are you doing in my house put down that gun! Me : *not my policy*

@rushakgaming9732 10 ай бұрын

Peter 1: I missed the part where that's my problem Peter 2: Not my Policy

@ykr_lol2939 10 ай бұрын

"this isn't my policy" "extroadinary"

@user-hp7gi6xt5d 10 ай бұрын

Andrew:Not my policy Tobey:I missed the part where that's my problem

@brucelau2023 10 ай бұрын

“Not my policy” Proceeds to get punched in the face

@burburkang 10 ай бұрын

Last one would've saved him a lot of trouble

@LazyBrad 10 ай бұрын

I missed the part where that is my problem: Finally a worthy openent,Our battle will be legendary!