"In my mind the robot was just a useless piece of plastic." You mean....like a toy?

The most annoying thing about Lindsey and Paul mistakes is that they both still couldn't see where they went wrong even after they watched themselves back or when the answers were staring at them in the face during the task and the boardroom.

The deadliest weapon against the British solider is a 2nd LT with a map and compass. Paul is the prime example. Probably got discharged for getting his whole platoon killed.

I don't think it's 'snake in the grass' at all. If two of my employees are in a relationship I'm happy for them and wish them the best. If part of their relationship involves bunking off, ignoring their work or reinforcing each others' bad decisions to the prejudice of other employees then of course it's an issue that management has to address.

If 100 people tell you you are dead LIE DOWN hahahaha

What makes me laugh is that after all these years, Lindsay is still defending her idea

I wish they did an updated version now

Katie was not upset about being found out. She was only upset that her bit of fun was gone. She knew how useless he was.

Paul is a classic example of why the army shouldn't accept people in directly as officers or lieutenants. They become big headed and insufferable.

If you ignore the toy market experts, your colleagues, the focus groups, and the children themselves, and go for a product no one will buy or play with, you deserve to be fired.

The cheese task is the funniest of all time in my opinion. Sir Alan completely losing it before firing him is priceless. 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine destroying the opportunity at a job for Katie Hopkins, of all people 😂

Katie still doesn't get that her and Paul allowing a relationship to interfere with tasks was a perfectly valid complaint. She still doesn't get that that was the problem, not the relationship itself. Adam seems to be enjoying himself. Can't say I blame him, with how they treated him. I'd be happy to have a chance to sit back and laugh at them too.

Thank you for the really good split editing, it's literally perfect cutting from episode to episode :) (that was genuine, sounded sarcastic)

I went to a Uni with a "green welly" reputation. I met several "pauls" who were basically guaranteed army officer's jobs on graduation. They had similar business acumen, common-sense and life skills (ie. ZERO).

"If 100 people tell you, youre dead, LIE DOWN" Lmao!

Katie Hopkins isn't exactly one to talk about them stooping so low

At 3:58, the French woman said 'no, it's not good, it's English !! 😂'

Katie Hopkins indignant at the immorality of others. Classic

What annoyed me about this is actually the English produce world class cheese. In fact I actually prefer English cheese to French. The biggest error with this is that they were trying to sell second rate cash and carry cheese to a nation that takes cheese VERY seriously.

Amazing that Katie Hopkins could castigate others for 'stooping so low'

This captain manurring banged Katie Hopkins. That decision was the worst.

I don't understand how the secret signals got 260 to the robot's 340 if the rest of the team didn't like it

Hopkins saying someone is stooping low? Hipocryte

Adam would be a good politician. Roll the hand grenade in and leave the room.

I was trying to figure out where I knew that Katie Hopkins woman from and I remembered that she's the woman from this morning who judged children on their names and said she didn't like kids with geographic names but her child was called India! I don't know if anyone else has seen that but its hilarious haha what a fool!

"Do you like the robot or flags, kids?" "Robots." "... Well, we're obviously going for the flags."

Selling cheese to the french is like selling snow to an eskimo, selling ice cream to an ice cream maker, or selling sattelites to a satellite manufacturing company

It's really weird to think that Katie Hopkins used to just be a slightly unpleasant Apprentice candidate now that she's made it big as an advocate for fascism.

Witnessing Katie Hopkins and her dim witted army officer friend trying to sell pork sausages to a halal butchers during Ramadan was the most hilarious 🤣

Paul should just join an comedy club on his idea on how to cook stuff on cans like it's some survival military campaign.

15 plus years on the cheese, sausage episode is still one of my favourite, amazing!

8:40 "The whole thing was the dampest of possible squibs" The British never fail me

After watching this, does the world still think of us British as being highly intelligent?!

never seen the apprentice (its just quite funny watching people fail) but Adam is just great, i love the way he would backstab his own team to show their stupidity

adam: "yep.. perfect." such a legend.

Katie Hopkins is like a caricature of herself.

Paul: "What's to like about the French?" How the hell could he not admit his massive mistakes even to the end? What an arrogant git.

The chunk of cheddar and the fried sausages stand out as the best and most memorable comedy 🎭

How did that drip get in the army?

7:41 spilling the beans yes but it had to be said. Had it continued the same way more "innocent/wrong" candidates could have brought into the boardroom.

0:04: The entire meeting of the vote points was literally a massive Uno reverse card that completely swept over her head.

It's weird, I forgot the racist was in Series 3.

i love it when lord sugars voice goes up when he said 'whys adam here?!'

That stuff would actually be pretty useful for special forces, trying to be silent but still communicate, but yeah probably not for much else

I love how Adam was able to keep a straight face through all of that!

Lol Adam. He's such a backseat driver. Paul was a douchebag though. Also, shagging Katie Hopkins? Wtf was he smoking?

4:25 Lord Sugar described the cheese Paul brought as something a bloke who owns a cafe in Old Kent Road would buy, for Taxi & Lorry Drivers who come in for their cheese sandwiches

I can't believe how someone thought it would be great idea to use a can and a lighter as way to cook the food. An absolute shocker.

Had a 50 euro a kilogramme cheese in France two months ago and I still am thinking about it today. It was a dumb idea to bring British cheese.

2:31 Also describes newbie graduates who were given a managerial job without any experience or understanding of what is going on on the shop floor level and never got their hands dirty!

Lindsey didn't listen to anyone at all and that's why she was the only person to blame for failing that challenge

@PoisonIvene and they didn't mention paul and katie trying to sell the pork sausages to a muslim butcher during Ramadan. What a mess of a task that was :D

how do you know someone's been in the army? they'll tell you

7:48 Katie really is a fine one to talk about STOOPING SO LOW

Exactly, it wasn't the fact that it was English, I as an Italian actually think English cheese is the best in the world, but not the mass produced rubbish like Cathedral. If they'd taken stuff like Godminster Cheddar, Cornish Blue etc... It would have gone down well.

applewood cheese is actually amazing

Heating sausages on an upside down baked bean can... xD

Trying cook sausages in baked bean can funniest moments ever

Love Adams Attitude. LMAO.

"We could've present the cheese better so I take that.: 😅

"If 100 people tell you that you are dead, lie down!" Wow, really bad analogy. And no.

''It can't be as bad as the chicken thing'' xD

I reckon that if they'd chosen to sell something like good quality Stilton or Wensleydale, it would have gone down quite well.

that guy seems like that nerd we all had in our school that was really into the army and would lie that he had family in the army and all sorts lol i get that just from how excited he is to show how you can cook a tin of beans

Suggesting a hobo stove is hilarious I cooked my dinner on them occasionally for years like a TOTAL nut as a child. You don’t use the frying pan you cook it on the tin itself.

"Have you got a flame?" - lololol Caricature of himself.

Spilling the beans and using the can to “brown sausages” Also how nasty do you have to be to get it on with Katie Hopkins

Lindsey comments after she been fired were that you should make a decision a stick with it! If it was the wrong call then its the wrong call according to her She also said if you're working for someone you can't sack someone when they make a wrong decision, she thinks if you invest in someone you may as well keep them because they've learnt something and their a better employee after that! My thoughts when she said that were, "Alan Sugar isn't investing in you he's interviewing you there is a massive difference and you messed up the task by not listening to anyone including the consumers!" "You made all the wrong decisions, you cost the girls the task, and now you must pay The Ultimate Price for your mistakes!!!"

This man puts the P R A T back in prat!

James looks like will from the inbetweeners

When you consider her background as a corporate communications expert, it makes a lot more sense why she went with the semaphore toy.

"WEe just bought the cheeeeeeeese" God his voice makes me want to stick needles under my nails.

My god Paul is creepy...

I really liked Vanessa Feltz's comments here hahaha

Kristina looks a lot better here than when she was on the Apprentice.

the tin can made me laugh wayyy too much

Oh god, I remember the cheese fiasco...

If he was on any other series, he would've made the final four at least.

"What's to like about the French?" Well, he's not wrong.

If I had my way I’d go to France and just sell them fish and chips, or bangers and mash

Well he got out fast enough :-) he was only a Lieutenant after all. Unusual to leave the army so early as an officer, he had barely just started :-)

It was criminal the vote was even that close 😅

Paul would struggle being a cub leader

Paul's worst mistake was getting in a relationship with Katie Hopkins

SHE IS PERFECT

Adam was quality, I agree with Iron - he got screwed over by Katie - least he left the show with some integrity.

they dropped paul right in it hoooomygawdd

This isn't The Apprentice but it is best comedy show going..

Ah, I love Nick and Margaret :-)

“You’re an ex military man who knows better than anyone else; that THE BUCK STOPS THERE!”

Snake in the grass lol he can talk

@PoisonIvene Indeed. I've just watched the episode, the banner said and I quote: Traditionals product of English man". Plus it was way expensive. The other thing was that Paul tried to sell pork sausages to a Muslim during the Ramadan period.

@HSTHoward It's basically short for "thanks for the opportunity".

I love the way they always say thanks when they've been fired...oh you've destroyed my idea of a top job...Thanks

funniest thing is you get the same thing trying to sell cheese to the USA because both the french and the USA are cheese and wine specialist countries. our Wisconsin cheese, and California wines rival the French equivalents.

katy fucking crocodile

Lyndsey, you thought that deaf kids would benefit from picture cards? How OFFENSIVE can you be? They have a form of communication - SIGN LANGUAGE!

Paul Callaghan is a nob buying cheddar cheese and selling it in France lol what a silly man

I thought that the producers were selecting the best applicants, but now I feel that they have been selecting the wrong ones on purpose...