The Baby, The Burning Skeleton, and Botany

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4 жыл бұрын

#SpaceStation13 #SS13 #blackpantslegion
Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
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@stephenmemelord2303 4 жыл бұрын

How to achieve the highest skill level in SS13: 1: Be -Mime- clown 2: "prank" security 3: survive

@unpotatoedsalmon 3 жыл бұрын

Current Objective: Survive

@1dontkn0w71 2 жыл бұрын

4:"The fuck am i doi-" 5: *D̴̻̫̋̕i̵͓̰̔e̵̹̎̓*

@Name-ps1ix 2 жыл бұрын

how to troll the station: 1: be scientist 2: make poison 3: offer high ranks "drugs" (poison) 4: when they die, bomb medbay so they cant be revived. 5: use a high level id to call the ship and then weld the doors and let nobody escape but yourself 6: profit

@theravenousrabbit3671 Жыл бұрын

Space lube + airlock... Space lube + plasma trap Space lube + perpetual belt & soda can dispensers

@glenmcgillivray4707 Ай бұрын

Highest skill level is taking over atmosphere and replace the atmosphere with super oxygen and Halon then watch as confused people can't light any fires ever.

@DocDelray 4 жыл бұрын

>Gives baby whole potato >Baby eats entire potato raw >Baby is Irish confirmed >Whiskey.exe activate

@GaldirEonai 4 жыл бұрын

12 minutes in and a baby has already been stuffed into the trash disposal. Welcome to Space Station 13.

@some_guy117 4 жыл бұрын

Suprised it wasn’t the clown who did it

@Alzakielz 4 жыл бұрын

Im surprised it took 1h30 to kill that baby lol

@tranz2deep 4 жыл бұрын

The guy that did it went in after the baby too...

@thepiperpie 2 жыл бұрын

must be chinese

@sempermilites87 4 жыл бұрын

"Okay...good news everyone. We have started growing enough fruits and vegetables to not only sustain us, but we also have a surplus of food now. We're not going to die of starvation!" "But where's the weed?" This guy has his priorities right. XD

@predator3299 4 жыл бұрын

i remember that round! i was the engineer at 21:50 my only contribution was making a rage cage, going blind, and then escaping through a pod

@dralliw7790 4 жыл бұрын

z0rg bless you

@UristMcPerson 4 жыл бұрын

I like to bully those "I'm the main character" types on Colonial Marines. I won't shoot them in the back, but I sure as hell don't call it in when they get dragged off by an alien.

@Darthsabi 4 жыл бұрын

Little known fact: chicken raising is a key aspect of botany

@dragoon347 4 жыл бұрын

chicken poop is very high in nitrogen, thus very good for some crops

@thegunslinger8806 4 жыл бұрын

@@dragoon347 well shit

@thegunslinger8806 4 жыл бұрын

Learn something every day

@Sapper21b10 4 жыл бұрын

It also makes a dandy explosive when prepared correctly lol.

@squatchhammer7215 3 жыл бұрын

They call it the golden manure for gardens. So sowing chicken manure is a golden shower?

@LordZaxom 4 жыл бұрын

I loved how you were having a casual conversation with Tom while eating every handheld object in his office between words.

@MagnusVictor2015 3 жыл бұрын

That might not be 'peak' SS13, but it's close.

@guiltygearalonecompl Жыл бұрын

The lackadaisical “I ate your smokes” killed me

@Theycallmeyoshi1 4 жыл бұрын

You were... close, Tex. Apparently, Watermelons are berries. who woulda guessed?

@Demonicpurity 4 жыл бұрын

Berries are fruit.

@Arbaaltheundefeated 4 жыл бұрын

@@Demonicpurity And bananas are berries, while strawberries are not. Life is funny.

@gorionus9812 4 жыл бұрын

@@Arbaaltheundefeated or english is weird, also cucumber is a berry as well as zuchini

@YukonWilleh 4 жыл бұрын

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit . Wisdom is knowing it doesn't go in fruit salad

@exterminatusnow1264 4 жыл бұрын

Lesson taught: You can nerd-up everything the game is, but you can't learn to predict human beings on a private server without meeting some.

@crazyeyeswafflez 4 жыл бұрын

Tex 16:47 : "and look at the isolation measures which, hopefully, by the time this airs are done... heh... maybe? Us Here and Now : *Wince*

@Lordike3 3 жыл бұрын

Came for the spessman shenanigans. Stayed for the ASMR life advice.

@Dalton791000 4 жыл бұрын

As a 12 year Janitor, no the job is not that depressing.

@steveharrison76 3 жыл бұрын

Any given green text: “of all the things that didn’t happen, this happened the least”.

@truemind1018 4 жыл бұрын

dont you know tex, water melon is not a fruit, its a water in melon form duh its in the name

@zignitz 4 жыл бұрын

Botanically, a melon is a kind of berry, specifically a "pepo". Silly Tex.

@NalyKalZul 4 жыл бұрын

its a vegetable right until the point a botanist bioweapon engineers it. in which case it could become a number of things, like a holy explosion cult cucker. which has been nerfed several times already, but we keep breaking it still, coders can't stop the botany cult cuckers. or make a classic time delayed or slip activated hypodermic delivery system for water + potassium on ingestion, injection. bonus points for adding mine toxins. or if strange seed bless you, take out the water, add gassous decomp and turn it into a napalm grenade with raw napalm chemical trait. Praise Z0rg! but add mutagen in said mix too just to crit folks faster. remember never give bioweapon engineer botanist more then 15 minutes to get going, one or a other folks will regret it.

@KopperNeoman 2 жыл бұрын

Just give cult a counterplay - maybe a spell that corrupts any impure holy water... such as watermelon holy water?

@csmead209 4 жыл бұрын

I hope you play more botany rounds. Hint for Skyrat server: a famous Crow chef named Loki is known for making sushi. Fortunately, he also knows how to make kudzu required, if you do not... Unfortunately, he will be willing to take a hydroponics tray apart to do that. This is why Skyrat version of box station map leaves an extra hydroponics tray in the back.

@MrGrimsmith 4 жыл бұрын

I was looking at the plants list and thinking "Grow Liberty Caps! Then give them to the chef to cook with. Nothing bad will happen when the entire station is on shrooms, it'll be fiiiiine!" :D

@Lordshorkan 3 жыл бұрын

Quick advice : Usually you can directly click on the tray with the plant bag and it will gather the plant if it is grown. Or at least it does on Paradise and TG

@theblackpantslegion 3 жыл бұрын

different servers have different mechanics

@Whipster-Old 4 жыл бұрын

That track at the end was amazing. Great video, Tex.

@zebulonpike7559 3 жыл бұрын

Came for the memes, stayed for the thonks. Time to actually getting around to setting up a profile and practicing on Bee Station. I can only hope to one day join the BPL.

@irradiatedslagheap7933 4 жыл бұрын

I was dead certain there was going to be a malevolent vine-creature eating the station. Oh well. Just another shift on SS13.

@Fiffelito 4 жыл бұрын

Perfect timing! Got a two hour break coming up and this hits the notifications!

@graywolfalphaone 3 жыл бұрын

Entertaining. I was unaware that the botany job included chicken Rancher in the sub clause. I'm amazed the baby made it that long.

@theblackpantslegion 3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you impress yourself, sometimes you're a baby sitter

@soapbrush1665 4 жыл бұрын

Tex I'd argue that your Xeno-hybrid run on Colonial Marines was legendary. It had twists, turns, drama, and a heart wrenching end. You sell yourself short good sir.

@theblackpantslegion 4 жыл бұрын

eh, it's just one story. One story of many.

@148crusader 4 жыл бұрын

@@theblackpantslegion I'll always remember the one time I played a SS13 round a long, long time ago using the name Tio Holtzman and in the video you immediately caught the reference.

@bthsr7113 4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I want the crazy, but just sitting back and winding down while watching the game while checking its chat on your vids can be nice. Just a soothing calm, "for... a time at least."

@Ultrawup 4 жыл бұрын

"Potatoes just don't give a fuck" ...tell that to the Irish...

@OtherSpartin 4 жыл бұрын

The ending song made me cry....

@agentoranj5858 4 жыл бұрын

Would the milk cancel out the spiciness of chilli flake cereal? Depends entirely on how good the chillies are I guess.

@azericthetraveller6355 3 жыл бұрын

I once was playing roboticist, and I made a mk II Ripley and suped it up a bit. I liked it, but never did anything with it. Later, I made a positronic brain and it came online. I asked “you live?” and he said “yeah”. I put him in my mech and told him “do god’s work” and he said “gaming time”, punched a hole in the robotics wall, and disappeared down the hall. I didn’t hear of him again, but I like to think that he fucked shit up somewhere.

@kurumi_the_nuclear_lover 4 жыл бұрын

I read the thumbnail as "The Baby Burning the skeleton and botany."

@Arbaaltheundefeated 3 жыл бұрын

Even those who haven't spent all that much time in the game can sometimes experience having a real 'moment'. For me it was relatively early in my modest SS13 career while I was still a noob sticking mostly to Paradise Station, as a lowly cargo technician I defeated a Vampire using a hatchet I had found in maint and labeled 'DEFENDER OF CARGONIA' (I always labeled some makeshift weapon I found, hatchet or crowbar or whatever, when I was a cargo tech back then), saving the Quartermaster in the process, and the Captain gave me a medal. That made me feel pretty cool, not gonna lie.

@theblackpantslegion 3 жыл бұрын

It's good to have these moments

@stephendrobinski2426 4 жыл бұрын

The Sam Jones song tears me up everytime I hear it.

@gusty9053 4 жыл бұрын

I have to wonder why they chose such a depressing song. It's up there with Jim Croce's "The Ballad Of Gunga Din"

@johndoe-qn2mm 19 күн бұрын

Hearing Leslie Fish out of a clown face is... surreal

@remedyz34 4 жыл бұрын

Tex, Thank you for the Harlan Ellison story suggestion. Easily the best piece I've read in a while.

@remedyz34 4 жыл бұрын

link for anyone interested in why the AI was called AM... wjccschools.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/01/I-Have-No-Mouth-But-I-Must-Scream-by-Harlan-Ellison.pdf

@SuperCaitball 2 жыл бұрын

With all the shapeshifting, I think you became Dr. Bright from the SCP Foundation.

@Yarkoonian 4 жыл бұрын

Do you remember when you could grow floormelting vines on vg

@tylerr472 4 жыл бұрын

"I AM GOD" *flesh explodes from bones and lights on fire and proceeds to immediately die*

@killinchris890 2 жыл бұрын

My eyes!!! Light theme is so bright

@Sherudons 4 жыл бұрын

You say a scot is england and they will throw down, you say a an english man is a scot and he will call the police and faint from being mislabelled a man.

@havoc3742 4 жыл бұрын

*Londoner

@jordan1546 4 жыл бұрын

Never learn english because a what

@Drillz007 4 жыл бұрын

Love the new outro song its under rated what i would pay to hear hero at the end of a CM

@Yuk3yN4g4t0 4 жыл бұрын

nice taste in credit songs as always

@banebeard 4 жыл бұрын

Chicken is the real star, Tex is the plucky sidekick with brilliant banter

@nurotic3260 4 жыл бұрын

the one round I played space station 13 was the most fun I had playing with friends.

@tssteelx 4 жыл бұрын

Space is wide and freinds are too few. Good song.

@rhinobomb10t 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, did the doctor save him? Damn you cliffhangers!

@psydocthepsyduck8382 4 жыл бұрын

Ian the dog and his pet pals are probably the main character’s of each station

@takashikamiyama4607 3 жыл бұрын

>be me >playing SS13 as a Botanist for the first time >shit's going pretty well, growing melons and shit >random guy barges in, cuts off my right arm >decide to head to medical >medical tell me they can't help and tell me to ask research >research see me as a test subject and end up teleporting me into space >get saved by random miner >go back to my fellow botanists because fuck it, one arm still is better then no arm >fellow botanists fucked up everything while I was gone

@cynicalcitizen8315 Ай бұрын

Watermelon is bad. But then again, it makes my stomach really acidic.

@dopeskone 4 жыл бұрын

Last time I tried it took me several minutes to figure out how unlock my shuttle harness and I ran out of time figuring out how hand's work.

@Dudeosaurus 4 жыл бұрын

Burning Skeleton King

@Zantetsu13 4 жыл бұрын

Looked away for a moment around 5:30 to hear Tex sip on whatever hes drinking. -Wait, is he already drinking fuel?

@FairseasX 4 жыл бұрын

I'll probably see myself in the Co Producers next week or so.

@RetroGamePlayers 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta get those banana trees rocking 100%

@normalhuman1679 2 жыл бұрын

Your monologue was really interesting, it felt like I was listing to my father talk about politics

@zestfisher565 3 жыл бұрын

the SS13 role I hope i'd enjoy playing if I ever install it, would be Chef and well Botany. for now I just will enjoy any Ant soup content you put out sir.

@bthsr7113 4 жыл бұрын

I have deduced the craziest SS13 shift possible. Everyone does their jobs by the book and work together to make the station a well oiled machine.

@theblackpantslegion 4 жыл бұрын

We had thought about that.

@yeagerkid 23 күн бұрын

here's my ss13 story: I was a cargo tech and someone filled cargo with a bunch of doors I was removing them and you need to use the welder at one point One of the doors was made of plasma I accidentally blew up cargo trying to uninstall a bunch of doors 👍

@goatah 4 жыл бұрын

Space truckers had square pigs, we have square melons, this is all woven in the tapestry of fate.

@Valhain 4 жыл бұрын

That ballad at the end... oof.

@thecursedgalleon7096 3 жыл бұрын

Im not sure how many of these I've watched anymore and I cba to count manually

@gorionus9812 4 жыл бұрын

There is third school of chefery : Chef has no idea what he is doing and miraculously he ends up with metric ton of good food. My first try was like that. MORE BREAD, MORE BUN BREAD, MORE WARM DONK POCKETS BREAD, burgers and pizza

@apathymanthemundane4165 4 жыл бұрын

watermelons make the best palette cleanser, tied with well made spring rolls

@DrBanzai 4 жыл бұрын

Ever put a little salt on watermelon? Such good, much wow...

@accidentalvr4576 3 жыл бұрын

A good way to just learn stuff is play as prisoner, a lot of vets there and you learn quick

@Speknoz 4 жыл бұрын

I have a banana tree in my house. My dad picked it up from Hawaii before I was born. The tree is only like 7 feet tall after 30+ years because we have it in a pot. And also because we live in Alaska and it's too cold for the tree to properly grow. Never seen a flower on the tree my entire life.

@DahistheDah 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if trees could feel pain. Ahhh... The sweet suffering.

@lacarthcinclair5401 2 жыл бұрын

Ayy, Alaska buddy.

@Starman_Dx 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, I thought it was burning babies and a skeleton botanist... I was looking forward to the burning babies.

@ahappypie9 4 жыл бұрын

Fruits and veg grown into weird shapes has been around for a bit, Tex, Google "vegiforms" sometime, guy created a method for growing stuff like eggplants into faces

@squatchhammer7215 3 жыл бұрын

"Eats Space Law" well it looks like Tex ate the raw...

@AxelLeJeff 4 жыл бұрын

Damn, dude, now I'm craving raw banana peppers.

@trenthawkins 3 жыл бұрын

"I bite the *tin* of beans... ... alright... nice." :)

@bthsr7113 4 жыл бұрын

Based on your vids, I'd say the best way to be traitor is a slow patient worker, loyal to the station. Only move when there is existing chaos to exploit. And maybe cut everyone else off when the escape shuttle arrives while you fly away. If that's a thing you can do.

@KopperNeoman 2 жыл бұрын

"But what if there isn't existing chaos to exp-" Ssh. This is sphess. Even if you're the only antag, there WILL be something, even if it's just some idiot trying to make meth and blowing up Chemistry somehow.

@smackamole10 4 жыл бұрын

I like the new (i think, maybe i missed it if it was in an earlier vid) ending music! I'm assuming its another goat song?

@irradiatedslagheap7933 4 жыл бұрын

Nah, that one's by Leslie Fish, who is a folk musician, author, and anarchist political activist, among other things.

@anthonymonaghan4964 4 жыл бұрын

Watermelon mellon is yummy and a $5 watermelon in north america can sell for $30 in japan

@mikecampos1193 4 жыл бұрын

It doesn't grow alot in Japan.

@MultiClittle 4 жыл бұрын

Whoa botany? Branching out I see!

@MultiClittle 4 жыл бұрын

Also please record in 1080p again... I hate the text artifacts created by 720.

@theblackpantslegion 4 жыл бұрын

I did record in 1080p. This is youtubes doing

@MultiClittle 4 жыл бұрын

@@theblackpantslegion Oh huh. Well that's odd

@TheOpkier 4 жыл бұрын

Happy Canada Day

@Hurricanelive 3 жыл бұрын

Is the baby safe? Yes... This being SS13.... we'sa all guna die!

@jackcaffrey8493 4 жыл бұрын

AWE YEA

@jackcaffrey8493 4 жыл бұрын

the first thing I said reading this title AH-WHUT

@Axofpik 4 жыл бұрын

THERE BAKED BEENS

@moldiworp9143 2 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you he was Space Welsh.

@Maethendias 4 жыл бұрын

that clown picture at the beginning is scary af lmfao

@theblackpantslegion 4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to ss13

@Maethendias 4 жыл бұрын

@@theblackpantslegion he looks so hideous

@LeQuackQuack 4 жыл бұрын

hey Tex, can you remind as to if there's a public discord server currently? I went back and found the gatekeeper from previous videos but they're not accepting requests (was following the videos order to try friending them, didn't work. :^

@JosephofWalton 3 жыл бұрын

I have recently started playing and I have found I enjoy the Chaplin role. I have yet to cremate a body, which seems to be the only physical job the role seems to have. I did have a game where I was about to cremate a body when I was injected with things. I got sick. Someone else helped me, I got better, but drunk somehow. So I decided to help someone not doing so well. Drag them to med bay, get them help. Then I got sick again, and the meddies were trying to help me when I exploded infecting the med staff with what I had. I wasn't the center of attention, and I did not intend to let the antagonists win, but it happened. It was fun.

@ZaffaPlaysGames 4 жыл бұрын

Spinning up a private server is useful in its own way- you can absolutely learn the mechanical side of things or stumble across a handful of funny easter eggs (myself, i like to learn by fucking up horribly and immediately getting pegged as a newbie by everybody on the server), but that definitely won't make you robust or anything. It's just a step up from doing what I do and constantly referring to the construction or surgery guides on the wiki in the middle of the round.

@ThexInsidexMan 4 жыл бұрын

Tex, the PAPERWORK is for the doobies that must be rolled throughout the work cycle of a good space botanist. FOR SCIENCE

@DrTarte 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone got the name of the song from the game menu screen that was playing? Need to know what to do if I find a tangerine rolling down the floor 🍊

@America_Yea Жыл бұрын

I wonder if polymorph might have fixed the skelleton thing.

@blackcatthegreat182 4 жыл бұрын

Square Melons could be alright, more storage and space efficient .

@shaman666 4 жыл бұрын

I'd say spinning your own ss13 server is useful for learning the commands and shortcuts but not playing the game itself. I remember the first time I played I went straight into a server and could barely do anything because I literally didn't know how to do it, gameplay wise

@request8102 4 жыл бұрын

Actually, Watermelon is a member of the Avian family.

@Pariahalpha 4 жыл бұрын

What is the name of the song from the TG select screen. I know it but i cant remember it and that drives me mad.

@theblackpantslegion 4 жыл бұрын

Its either Nanotrasen theme no.2 (Flip-flap) or the robocop gameboy remix

@Pariahalpha 4 жыл бұрын

@@theblackpantslegion Thank you it was the Robocop

@anthonymonaghan4964 4 жыл бұрын

Was that the Thunderbirds countdown in the background?

@theblackpantslegion 4 жыл бұрын

I believe so

@GorillaZillas 4 жыл бұрын

18:00 Da goot! Roight dere in da kitchinz backroom. Dah goot eetz da kuds doos Vines! Lets the pete out, vines get nom nommed. Problo solvo! Sure not kuzu that time, but when Kuzu, Goat is answer! 1:01:00 Oh, quick way to load up that ammo, click into hand then hit E to auto equip, which in that case cause theres nowhere to equip it to, goes into whatever bag you have open. Atleast that works on TG. TG Cargo Misses you.... Sure we not get rich with selling plasma any more, but hoovering up Miasma and BZ with Aux base gas Mining rig on Lavaland ! Make so much money. Yes yes!