The Best FM Memes

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2 жыл бұрын

Football Manager is a serious, solitary game, but it is worth noticing that we usually are all having the same experiences. Your wonderkid got sniped by PSG? Happens to all of us! You scouted too many good players and now sign a new one every year to fit your tactic and replace your old wonderkid but you feel bad? Happens to some of us! Your tactic is incredibly ugly but it works? Cool who cares (it’s a joke I care)! This and maybe you have some crazy cool play made where you just have to share it.
All of this stuff and more on the Zealand Reddit! The link is in the description if you want to join the funny FM meme factory. I read it once a month to take stock of your sense of humor, or lack of a sense of humor, compared to other hammers on the internet. There is also a healthy, funny dose of making fun of me on the Zealand reddit. I do approve of this because it also makes me laugh. Enjoy, and while laughing maybe there’s something to learn about football manager as well.
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FM Senpai
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@junxiteoh3613 2 жыл бұрын

Do you think Zealand's oriental dragon has more avg viewers than the actual oriental dragon

@robs8966 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@joaorua3446 2 жыл бұрын

I am portuguese and I havent ever heard of Oriental Dragons until Zealand started playing with them

@Roscododger 2 жыл бұрын

Over 5000 individual people tune into every stream, plus 10-15k people watch the vods. So yes. Absolutely.

@franciscomarcelino1251 2 жыл бұрын

I'm Portuguese and from what i know from our football is that the average team in the 3rd division brings between 30 to 80 fans to the stadium, some teams like Torreense are exeptions since they can bring hundreds. Since Oriental Dragon is a new team without a story in Setubal I would assume it brings the average down to maybe 20 to 50 fans

@GhostHPM 2 жыл бұрын

They 100% do

@jamesreed3863 2 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else really want to see Ricardo Montes De Ocas' stats?

@ricardofigueiredo3964 2 жыл бұрын

Good morning in Europe

@canalminus- 2 жыл бұрын

a very buenos diaz my friend ;)

@robs8966 2 жыл бұрын

Good morning from America (I don’t know why I’m awake, but I don’t care either I’m early for once)

@lemaradona8127 2 жыл бұрын

Good morning fellow Earthlings!

@franciscoricca8309 2 жыл бұрын

Bom dia

@SlartiBartfast2469 2 жыл бұрын

Morning all

@karthikcv8104 2 жыл бұрын

One thing about being a Liverpool fan: You know the full ins and outs of the false 9 😂

@philthornton1382 Жыл бұрын

The firmino

@thargoff 2 жыл бұрын

Who is here after Zealand's third Alaskan video published today (17th December 2021) about publishing a video on a mountain? :)

@LordWay 2 жыл бұрын

The team captain is a club legend who plays all the time so he literally solves everything for me. He's so good I haven't had any sort of falling out with anyone in years on my save.

@gandalf_thegrey 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing better then your club legend talking the next Messi out of his top tier move because we all like to be in the second division so much, aren't we?

@alexisauld7781 2 жыл бұрын

Me: "Good job team, our form going into the mid-season is fantastic!" My players: *All jump off a cliff*

@reintaler6355 2 жыл бұрын

Or the end-of-season meeting when you say "We can feel confident challenging for a CL spot next season!"

@thelinedrive 2 жыл бұрын

Me interviewing with another club for their vacancy. Them one spot above the relegation zone: “If hired do you think you can keep us from relegation.” Me: “Sure, in fact I think we can finish mid-table” Them a week later: “We didn’t hire you because you were too ambitious” Me: “It’s just mid-table, I didn’t say we would win the league.”

@samhall3516 2 жыл бұрын

5:49 What Sean Dyche thinks will happen if he signs a player from Europe

@creepypastagoblin1950 2 жыл бұрын

I'm fascinated to hear which continent Burnley is in.

@samhall3516 2 жыл бұрын

@@creepypastagoblin1950 Post-Brexit, I'm not sure!

@reintaler6355 2 жыл бұрын

@@creepypastagoblin1950 The 8th continent known as Atlantis. Haven't you heard of it?

@Writeous0ne Жыл бұрын

@@reintaler6355 well burnley players do move like they're under water

@rikkistarrett307 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan Henderson is one of those captains. I abuse his power endlessly.

@unfittedmoss7346 2 жыл бұрын

I live next to the Oriental Dragon's owner, should I go ask him about the chinese mob deal? Im sure he'll be nice about it

@4tyu3318 2 жыл бұрын

Do. We need to know

@gandalf_thegrey 2 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna assume your body is now on the bottom of the local river.

@lokiploki 2 жыл бұрын

Great, now I yearn to see Ricardo Montes de Oca's attributes

@Tuck3tt 2 жыл бұрын

"I probably got Ricardo Montes de Oca in my eye, let's be honest" 😂😂

@spsawyer22 2 жыл бұрын

Also I'm a sucker for regens with famous names. Shout out to Dr Benjy and Ben Hur

@cafi1999217 2 жыл бұрын

oh, yeah, they are Zealand. there´s a bunch of small/local chinese (and others) funded clubs that are just a money laundry scheme in portugal. in general everything in portugal is either a pyramid scheme or a money laundry scheme, that´s our entire economy

@nunobarros4059 2 жыл бұрын

Portugal caralho!

@vishnuj8375 2 жыл бұрын

Guys, I have just started a new save with Calcio Catania in the Italian third division after spending 8 months on a journeyman save. Pray for me.

@vliemek 2 жыл бұрын

Serie B is the real hell hole

@lemaradona8127 2 жыл бұрын

Good luck.

@Roscododger 2 жыл бұрын

zeaianPray

@ggmu4656 2 жыл бұрын

May the FM gods bless you

@brando9031 2 жыл бұрын

I just got out of Serie C in my second season. If you want an INSANE left back for Serie C standards, check out Riccardo Oddi on Milan. Listed for loan, cheap, and was player of the year for 2 seasons straight for me. Actually insane player for the 3rd tier.

@gandalf_thegrey 2 жыл бұрын

2:30 Me: Puts my team on attacking because we dominate the ball, but don't make shots. My team:*concedes with the cheapest of goals* Me: *Puts the same team in the same game on Cautious* My team: Aight, we gonna score 11 goals

@SuperLeutu 2 жыл бұрын

ngl didnt expect to laugh with you not at you :D love your videos bro

@bdelsouza 2 жыл бұрын

these videos are getting better and better!

@LydsTherinNotamon 2 жыл бұрын

Any offensive winger that can also cover wingback or vice verse is always worth a look to me

@economicerudite4924 2 жыл бұрын

Tbh, there's nothing wrong with old players. You can get some real bargains doing what Barcelona have basically done with Dani Alves this season irl. Much cheaper, good stats, lots of experience and can help develop younger players. Helpful to have a couple in your squad.

@inwector 2 жыл бұрын

Surprised to see two of my memes made it to the video, one of them at #1 :)

@UrAveragePvzGamer 2 жыл бұрын

If you want to sign a player and he has certain conditions locked, hand it over to assistant, then go to his profile and change contract offer cos most times, the assistant doesn't give him the money he wants but nonetheless, the conditions are gone

@jasonglasser1621 2 жыл бұрын

I'm doing a Pittsburgh Riverhounds save (on the 10-tier USA pro-rel database) and signed a guy who was instrumental in my first season as a scout right after, but he's only 3 judging current ability and 3 judging player ability so as much as it hurt to replace him, we had to...

@Rjm231 2 жыл бұрын

Fleetwood Town getting a mention in a zealand video, WHO ARE WE? COD ARMY!

@goteambob517 2 жыл бұрын

zealand you should react to the actual football manager reddit. They got a bunch of pretty damn good memes that might be better content.

@bionicbeege4434 2 жыл бұрын

Another mention of the god Luke 'King' Edwards...... must be his time to shine!

@BigManJay69 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE these!

@jovodespot4076 2 жыл бұрын

loved the video xD

@spsawyer22 2 жыл бұрын

Lol at the contract escalation clauses meme. I'm a pro at selling players 1 game or 1 goal before a big payday lol

@humphreys123 2 жыл бұрын

Love the Everton shirt Z 👍

@czynx3196 10 ай бұрын

Ricardo Montes de Oca- Richard Mountains of Goose

@gm2407 Жыл бұрын

Arsene Wenger also just kept putting more strikers on.

@OscarSanchez-wj1tg 2 жыл бұрын

Oh boy zealand, you lucky I’m up waiting for 2k22 bc if not I would’ve never seen this video

@jrahhk8223 2 жыл бұрын

Better believe Z is still bringing home the bacon during his down time. *CATJAM*

@HJ-ul1eg 2 жыл бұрын

Any chance you could make SYS playlist?

@luisguimaraes5682 2 жыл бұрын

I’m portuguese and Yayyy Oriental Dragon 😁😁😁🇵🇹

@ZanWK5678 2 жыл бұрын

3-4-3 strikers with target man and defensive wingers doing the work for me

@fish18ish96 2 жыл бұрын

Fine until opposition starts playing their wingers on attack duty.

@Hasorane 2 жыл бұрын

My post made the video. Nice

@chilldude97183 2 жыл бұрын

i literally done this false 9 thing the exact same way three days earlier :D ahahahahahahahaah

@themightyginge 2 жыл бұрын

careful using the Captain to talk to your team-mates.. i'm pretty sure they can lose determination as a result!

@_girltype 2 жыл бұрын

FUTURE FEES GANG edit: this video has cursed me my guy just came back with FOUR non-negotiable promises

@robwashers 2 жыл бұрын

where do i find the ballet football players ?

@finding_aether 2 жыл бұрын

Dumping strikers onto the pitch work...😤😤

@andi84b 2 жыл бұрын

off topic: In my save with Arsenal I've signed off from the U23 League 2 seasons ago because I've loaned out many players, but now I want to be part in the U23 League again, but i dont know how to sign in? at the start of the season the board automatically gets my U18 into their league but not the U23 and I cant do it manually. Someone please help me