When I was a kid I didn't know what subscribe means and I keep forgetting his channel name so I would search "best joke ever" and see his latest upload

Oh I get it as the third one was duck so they had to duck while going to the bar( only took me 6 years)

If I have twin daughters, I’ll name one Kate. And I’ll name the other DupliKate.

Son: dad do you know what an eclipse is? Dad: no son

I have some jokes about unemployment Oh wait none of them work

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Daisy! -Daisy who? -Daisy me rollin', they hattin',...

I once tried telling a chemistry joke But i got no reaction

How to cure a sick chemist ? Step1: try to helium Step2: if u cant carium Step3: u might as well barium

Hey guys, i've got a builder joke. I'm still working on it.

Teacher: Use dandelion in a sentence. Kid: *Jamaican accent* The cheetah is faster dandelion.

1:58 Imagine you're walking on the street and you see this

Two guys got arrested for stealing a calendar... They both got six months.

so i farted in an apple store and everyone got mad so i said too bad they dont have windows

joker: knock knock batman: whos there? joker: not ur parentz ba dum tss

I almost lost myself when he sits down after saying " This is the only type of joke I can't stand" .

Since English is not my first language when I first watched it about 3 years ago I didn't fully understood all the puns but now I got every joke! It feels so nice

Watched it, laughed, watched it again, laughed again. Ahh, so punny.

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

What room do ghost hate? The Living Room.

Why do shoes always lose at everything? :because they always face de - feet

Science teacher told us this joke: 2 guys walk into a bar. One orders H2O, and the other says he wants H2O too. One of them dies. Guess why. (H2O2 = hydrogen peroxide which is poisonous)

Characters: Shutup, Manneers, and a dog named Poop. Police: Hey, what were you doing back there? Shutup: Speeding, why? Police: What's your name? Shutup: Shutup. Police: Where's your manners? Shutup: He's back at my place picking up Poop. Police: WTF???

My and my brother used to have this whole video memorized. Man this brings back memories

It took me 7 years to understand this joke

Well in the end, i guess the two guys missed the DUCK. GET IT?! THEY DIDN'T DUCK! I'M HILARIOUS.

The Sirius black joke killed me

My last two brain cells on an exam: 1:58

Ryan: Ok lets cut to the chase Guy named Chase: WHAT????

So, I decided to get a Brain transplant but I changed my mind.

What does a ninja say to agree to do something? Shur-i-ken

Guys stop giving me jokes I can’t keep on liking them

Who still watches his old videos because he doesn’t upload anymore.

These aren't jokes.... These are puns!

What’s rarer than a four leaf clover? Original comments

You know the drilll But do you know the nail Haha nailed that one But I almost screwed it up...

*Do you know since when KZfaq lost its quality??* *Since Ryan's last regular upload*

2 guys walk into a bar. Short people have it so easy!

after 3 years I finally understood the Sirius black joke

Can you use because 3 times in a sentence Other guy-No dummy Me-You cannot use ' because '3 times in a sentence because 'because' is a conjunction. That friend is no more my friend

I went over to my depressed friends house to hang out... ...He already started without me.

Do you know how I escaped Iraq? I-ran

a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse has crippling depression, alcoholism is his only escape.

Nobody: KZfaq algorithm: time to bring back mega nostalgia

*Last night I dreamt of swimming in a ocean that was colored like orange soda* *Turns out it was all just a Fanta sea*

What do you call a bear with no ears? B

Little Timmy was playing in the garden, and squashed a honey bee. His dad saw, and was so angry that he said 'No honey for a month!' Then he saw Little Timmy swat a butterfly, and he said 'No butter for a month, and you have to come inside now!' Meanwhile, his mum was cooking dinner. A cockroach ran across the kitchen, and she panicked and crushed it under her foot just as Little Timmy and his dad walked in. Little Timmy looked at his dad and said 'Do you want to tell her, or shall I?'

yeah so i got this one joke about paper... nah, its tearable

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. and a chair. and a people

When they both walk into the bar, there shouldve been a third guy that ducks under it

Two hunters are walking in a forest and one passes out. The other hunter thinks he is dead so he dials 911. 911 says, "make sure he is really dead." a few seconds later, he hears a gunshot. The other hunter now says, "what do i do next?"

My cousin : “It’s raining cats and dogs today.” Me: “Yeah it is raining cats and dogs today, it say’s it in the weather FURcast.” ...get it cause cat’s and dogs have fur... Okay I’m out.

I love this so much. I laughed as soon as it literally cut to the chase.

So three guys are standing on top of a cliff. There is a sign there, and it says whatever each person says next will be what they fall into if they jump off. The first guy, excited, yells "CASH!", jumps off, and falls into a bunch of cash. The second guy yells "PILLOWS!" and falls into a bunch of pillows. Unfortunately for the third guy, he wasn't paying much attention and was therefore confused when he saw his two friends jump off the cliff. He peered over to see what happened, and accidentally fell off the edge. Without thinking, he yelled: "OH SH*T!"

Heres a joke. Once upon a time in school... Teacher: Ok kids, what does the chicken give you? Pupils: Meat! Teacher: Good! What does the pig give you? Pupils: Bacon! Teacher: Great! What does the fat cow give you? Pupils: Homework!

What did sushi A say to sushi B?....... wassabi (what's up, B)

Whoever invent the knock knock joke, he deserves a "nobell" prize.😂

This is pure genius

One day Kirby walked into a bar. In there he met a knight.

suddenly, everyone is a professional joker

I like how there’s no intro and it just gets into the video. That’s a real good thing that a KZfaq does, and that’s why I love Nigahiga

i tried to catch a cloud today, But i mist.

There are three friends named somebody,nobody and crazy One day crazy saw somebody killed nobody She yelled for help She go to the poplice station and said Crazy: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!!! Police:what? Crazy: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!! Police: are you crazy?! Crazy: YES IM CRAZY!

The best joke to Ryan- this The best joke to my mom- me No litterally I was born in April fool's day...

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe Roberto

Do you know how the Mexicans felt when Trump put a wall? I don't know either but they will get over it

How does Harry Potter go down a hill? Walking JK Rolling!!!

1:11 “You walk around with a chip on your shoulder” Dixie D’ Amelio: “I got, chips on my shoulder” 😂😂😂

why did the buffalo go up the stair ways of heaven he wanted buffalo wings

It took me 2 fucking years to finally get that joke

Wanna hear a joke? Your chances with your crush

now this just puts a smile on my face

I watched this like 6 years ago and I’m only just getting it now

....and the third one is a duck.... OH MY GOD I GET IT NOW!

Best Joke: What instrument does a skeleton play? A tromBONE Wasn't that humerus? These jokes tickle my funny bone Man, these puns send a shiver down my spine

My friend accidentally stepped on a Captain Crunch, so I called the police because he was a... *Cereal* Killer

Brings back memories huh

I was gonna tell a joke about cheddar, but it was to cheesy, it would have been grate though. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

whoever made th subtitles is freaking awesome!

The last time I was arrested was because I sold a 2019 calendar in 2020.

7 years later I finally understand the first joke

What do you call a motor with ears? Engineers

That moment when you realise that you understood every single joke and pun in the video. "My level of IQ is out of this universe. "

What do u call a guy with rubber toe and who's drowning in junior lake! Roberto Drowning Jr.

Why coudn't Jake write an essay on goldfish? Because he didn't have waterproof ink

1: You know what sucks? 2: A vaccuum 1:No like metamorphically 2: A black hole 1:No like what's not cool... 2: The Sun 1: Your so hard to talk to 2: You're*

HEY. why does peterpan always fly? Because he neverlands . Get it? No? Okay I'll just leave

These jokes are so bad that they actually made me laugh 😂

Why don’t you need glasses next year? Because it’s 2020

WOW REALLY???? Its been 5 years since this has been posted wow WTF

Heres one.Its not the best in the world but still funny: A boy is sitting in class and his math teacher asks," Joseph, please answer this math equation.A man is hunting ducks and kills 1 of the 4 ducks.How many are left?" Joseph replies," None, cuz the noise would scare them away."The teacher smiles and says," No, the answer is 3.But I like the way you're thinking."Joseph seems happy."Now I got a question for you, teacher.There are three women eating ice cream.One is biting her cone, the second is licking the cone, and the third is sucking the cone.Which one is married?" The teacher thinks for a second and then says," The one sucking the cone?" Joseph says "No, the one with the ring on her finger.But I like the way you're thinking >.>" Was that a funny joke?

My Math Teacher once asked us a riddle "In a plane crash, every single person died, but many survivors were still left, how?" The answer was every *single* person died and only couples survived

1:23 and half the life in the universe disappears.

Sometimes I kneel down, tuck my knees in and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

Koala: i have the right koalafications Elephant: your koalafications are completely irrelephant Lion: dont listen to him hes lion! Bear: this arguing is becoming unbearable. Horse: indeed its making my voice horse Owl: horse please when do you ever say something smart. Come on owl wait for it Hawk: ouch hawkward Giraffe: im out of here you all are giraffing me crazy Kitten: ur kitten me right? Goat: i agree they have goat to be kitten me Cheetah: dont be such a cheetah goat u can only use ur own animal name.

I saw this video more than 6 years ago and youtube recommendations has brought me back.

I love having a faulty memory so that I can rewatch this even few months and constantly feel like it's the first time

How it should've ended. Knock knock Who's there TEE TEE WHO Not TEE WHO,TEEHEE

Me: what’s the difference between a tuna, guitar, and a pot of glue Friend:idk Me:you can tuna guitar but you cannot guitar a tuna Friend:what about the glue Me:I knew you’d get *stuck* there

These aren't jokes........ These are puns.

For 8 years ago, that's like best shooting