I guess the jokes on us😂😂😂

I watched this whole thing. You are evil.

He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”

watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.

I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.

No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!

I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown. Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence. It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious! I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!

All those years of studying were way worth it

I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter

That was great. That might be one of the best jokes I ever heard.

I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.

Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!

I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.

My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.

The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“

my expectations were so highh

This joke was a joke Funny level -1000

Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes

I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.

The setup was sweet. The bait and switch was orgasmic.

Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.

This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing

I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.

You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10

Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯

Great, great joke teller.

I just ordered an egg and a chicken online. I'll let you know which comes first.

Brilliant, love it.

It’s like every shooter says I put the fun in funeral

At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!

There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.

How do you sell a car to dwarf? Kneel down and say.. "Do you want to buy a car?"

That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!

Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.

I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.

Intense Wheezing

I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂

That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever

Two eggs boiling in a pan. 1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here." 2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."

My laugh was very delayed 😂

He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓

Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.

Love this joke.

Nice to see that PHD payed off...

My new favourite joke

1 year ago but still bloody funny

Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art

this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life

What did i just hear

All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries

I feel like this was meant to waste my time

Hahahaha damn all that schooling just to say two words back hahahahaha. Good one ☝️

A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"

Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!

🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 watch till end, best joke in the whole world

years of academy training wasted

Pretty goddamn good

I laughed and almost choked on my tea

This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.

Edging in its purest form

We all expected something spectacular but we got ultimate stupid ending. And that's what i call a joke.

Dude I’m still laughing at this joke

Gotta say that was a lot better than expected

Why did the orphan go to KFC? To eat KFC

The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got

It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds

That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!

A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling. This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)

Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!

My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!

Q : What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer ??? . . . . . A : The TASTE 😂😂😂😂😂

I like that!

I laughed hard on this one 😂

Never heard it before. 😂👍

i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke

U are a great story teller -

You are good! I liked it. Thumbs up!

if leaving blueballed was a joke

he got his insultciates degree.

Heard that in 90

wow... I couldn't expect a thing

The devil himself I love it

I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.

It must had been better at the circus.

Thinking the same about your joke .

A shaggy dog story.

Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious

this guy has a van with No windows

after that punchline i feel like the dad.

My favorite version of the punchline is Spoilers "YOU are the jackass!"

' No, I'm a donkey '. 😕

I was talking to homeless guy who was asking me for money. I said to him "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be." "That's from William Shakespeare." He paused for a second and started to walk away but he turned back and said "FUCK YOU!" "David Mamet."

My diarrhea hurts so bad 😭😭

Perfect 😂

I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though

Thats actually pretty clever

A good routine, but he did not stick the landing.

I sense a lot of projection here.

Jokes on us.