The Best of: Iliza Shlesinger
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Iliza Shlesinger, 2008 NBC's Last comedian standing winner applies her FRESH LOL humor to the world of differences between men and women! From what you gotta do, to get your "girl card", daring men to "go out with their friends" and the TRUTH about dating after 30. You won't be able to STOP laughing with Iliza Shlesinger in this INSANE STAND-UP!
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@OfficialLaughSociety 2 жыл бұрын
What is your favorite Iliza joke?
@AllTradesGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
Probably the whole Party Goblin sequence. I don't drink, but I have a lot of friends who do, and that whole sequence sounds so, SO familiar...
@creamsaroyan6666 2 жыл бұрын
This ain’t makeup sweet heart it’s war paint LET’S MAKE A BABY 🤣
@waywardgoddess7219 2 жыл бұрын
We aren't in the middle of heart surgery 😂 and if a guy says his stuff will get backed up...uh nah bruh, it gets absorbed back into your body. Men with vasectomies aren't exploding all over town LOL so go take a hike
@jarlgreen1630 2 жыл бұрын
All of them
@michellep4296 2 жыл бұрын
"What's a garter?" The whole speech about the garter is the fucking greatest.
@AllTradesGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
I love the energy and pace of her presentation--the way she incorporates physicality and vocalizations, along with the pacing. One of my favorite comics, and I can't believe I'd completely missed her until just a few months ago.
@Jess_Bishop 2 жыл бұрын
You worded all my feelings!
@bekindtoyourmother 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto. How did I not find her before now ??
@evsrax9556 2 жыл бұрын
If this is her best set, she is less than the cm punk of standup. Not to mention how out of touch she truly is......
@newyawkgiants5877 Жыл бұрын
She’s up there on the rankings in MO
@ashleywilkonson386 Жыл бұрын
She's not going to see this and hook up with you bro
@michaellambert5062 2 жыл бұрын
She got the hiking thing dead on. Almost all the online dating profiles I've seen say "I like traveling and hiking". Yes, you travel to and from places, and while doing that you are technically "hiking". Very creative
@eskylover65 Жыл бұрын
Those of us who live in Idaho hike every weekend and yes we have hiking poles
@HyperactiveNeuron Жыл бұрын
But tormenting dogs is cool
@HyperactiveNeuron Жыл бұрын
@@eskylover65 do you like to torment dogs? Your name suggests it
@eskylover65 Жыл бұрын
@@HyperactiveNeuron What are you talking about?
@BenMJay Жыл бұрын
As a person that walks a 5k every day. And plans a 4hr off the street “hike” on the weekend, i must say; a lot of people call themselves hikers, but little are.
@lisapierotti2396 2 жыл бұрын
"You're really gunna leave it like this?" - said every guy ever 🤣
@robbybee70 2 жыл бұрын
if you tell a guy you like coreographing naked cheerleader routines you are already married before you tell him the rest
@emmanuel9546 Жыл бұрын
Even if
@harleydavo1099 Жыл бұрын
She had me 30 seconds in.
@blakepittman6679 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, women don’t realize how weird guys are. Those are the types of hobbies we like to hear about. 😂
@linnaewillis8975 2 жыл бұрын
"Lobster is the sexual contract from the sea" That joke gets me everytime 😂
@thefairybug40 2 жыл бұрын
Blanche looks like she can understand every word, it's all true, and she's deeply embarrassed.
@RAtW7 2 жыл бұрын
She makes sense..a lot of sense
@OfficialLaughSociety 2 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯💯
@Rioja1992 Жыл бұрын
Airport Boarding.... a masterpiece of stream of consciousness physicality.
@its-MK... Жыл бұрын
I really respect that she works in serious points during her set without being condescending or offensive. Like when she makes a joke about nipple tassels she adds this side bar: I am the woman who has said and will always say that you can wear whatever you want, and that does not give a man the right to touch you. No always means no. ♀️❗
@kimcantswim174 Жыл бұрын
Oh shut up
@jeanponce2017 Жыл бұрын
That's because she isn't in to sex with men so she feels funny talking about it.
@its-MK... Жыл бұрын
@@jeanponce2017 Sure, Jean. I'm sure all those specials & books about sex & dating were a total fluke that you happened to miss.
@jeanponce2017 Жыл бұрын
@@its-MK... No those are just what drove her to be her way now
@terryroth428 11 ай бұрын
I have watched this video countless times. I love Iliza, she is a comic genius. Whenever I want a lift and need some laughs, I watch this again. The sign of a true comic genius is never getting tired of their routines. She is a blessing to this world.
@angelaengle12 2 жыл бұрын
I love how real she is! lol! xD
@beinghuman4304 Жыл бұрын
The reincarnation of George Carlin. Keep it up.
@yabeeba_com 2 жыл бұрын
haha the dog bit was brilliant and so cute
@danevitch9196 Жыл бұрын
The delivery is pure fire. Laugh my ass off every time. The demonic noises add the perfect amount of Satan to her jokes. 🙃
@moonandstars4690 Жыл бұрын
I just found her today, She is so funny, Her jokes are so on point! Lmfao
@brandonbadgett595 2 жыл бұрын
Gonna see her live July 16 can’t wait
@joeshmoe6686 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. So talented and natural. Bravo!!!!
@miriamwilson9542 Жыл бұрын
oh she is marvellous! I LOVE the bit with cute Blanche. God bless the pair if them.
@faperito2389 Жыл бұрын
When she does those long winded "monologues" she reminds of the great George Carlin. She's so good.
@justing1474 Жыл бұрын
How beautiful to see a strong woman, strong to be strong n not strong to make men weak, amazingly beautiful, thankyou for being great xx🎉
@wadeclark5088 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, smart and gorgeous. The perfect woman☺️
@tellsitasitis 2 жыл бұрын
Her goat noise shows up in every show and it kills me.
@meganfenton4189 Жыл бұрын
The thing about something being so cute you want to hurt it is an actual phenomenon called "cute aggression." It's when you see something cute and small and it sends all this love hormone coursing through your body, then your brain counteracts that with testosterone so you can protect it if need be.
@jasmineparker253 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for explaining!
@ssgbobbarnes 11 ай бұрын
It's called mental illness. Should probably get that checked out.
@creamsaroyan6666 2 жыл бұрын
I love her so much 😂😻😀
@andreas_kuenster 2 жыл бұрын
Her mind must be fucked up to come up with these - Oh my god I luv her. hahaha
@its-MK... Жыл бұрын
And we're just as fucked up for loving it! 😂
@kellingtonlink956 10 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Thanks for the video. Cheers.
@LeahIsHereNow Жыл бұрын
She’s my anger translator! 🥰🥰🥰
@richardtaylor8595 2 жыл бұрын
This lady is the best standup comedy since like forever.
@HeSoKlutch_84 2 жыл бұрын
Slow down lol
@Dwade32 Жыл бұрын
@@HeSoKlutch_84 She is not even remotely funny. A requirement for standup.
@EdwardSnortin Жыл бұрын
Why is the video not 0:00 long?
@karenschroeder1918 2 жыл бұрын
Love IIiza! 😂🤣
@laprepper Жыл бұрын
She is so awesome!!!
@WouldntULikeToKnow. Жыл бұрын
The vanilla spray on the pillow is GENIUS
@TrollMeister_ Жыл бұрын
A very high energy gal and endlessly entertaining
@davefranklin4136 2 жыл бұрын
Most of the time when I see a dog wearing that "please kill me" expression, it's because their owner has dressed them up in some ridiculous outfit...
@kristenl.8293 Жыл бұрын
Drives me crazy when chicks call a walk hiking!!! 😂😂😂 Dying here!
@jimcoppa6946 Жыл бұрын
Totally hilarious hats off to you
@lcifermorningstar191 Жыл бұрын
I was raised by a psycho woman who literally blew up her X's conversion van. Today we call her Grandma 🧨🧨 Dynamite.😁
@FarOutKidd Жыл бұрын
Energy! 💯 Love it 😂
@specialk9424 2 жыл бұрын
13:48. That's a pretty good Predator noise.
@scottcates 2 жыл бұрын
She is confident AF
@jimkelly2272 2 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed this.
@amandavavros8462 Жыл бұрын
Love her !!!
@kallyehammond9832 2 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious and one of the most gorgeous people I have ever seen.
@StrykerBuilt Жыл бұрын
She is great!
@tims.5995 2 жыл бұрын
Great stuff !
@dantheman8279 2 жыл бұрын
Savagely funny!
@robertguster9650 Жыл бұрын
The ending was hilarious AF! When Iliza says, oh I gotta leave. The dudes like you're going leave it like this. Iliza states. " I ain't a doctor, but it's not heart surgery. But walk it off champ!"
@jjenk911 2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about the war paint bit, makeup is derived from war paint. Women put on makeup to get guys; it's their war paint.
@magnarcreed3801 Жыл бұрын
What about women that wear actual war paint?
@nehesimazoi3776 Жыл бұрын
There’s a school of thought that makeup was medicinal in Egyptian society and became fashionable.
@nrdsantos-qe7sw Жыл бұрын
One (if not the) best standup female artist for quite a while now.
@gregbester3855 Жыл бұрын
It doesn't get better for my money than Iliza and Taylor Tomlinson.
@honorewife Жыл бұрын
Same. Love Taylor Tomlinson!
@gregbester3855 Жыл бұрын
@@honorewife they both have the same kind of attitude. Fast-paced, engaging and just raunchy enough to be funny. Their delivery is bar none and their memorization of the material is on par with Carlin, particularly Iliza. Genuine comedy.
@michaellusk2856 2 жыл бұрын
Iliza is funny as hell and easy on the eyes!
@BattleBladeWarrior Жыл бұрын
Yea shes awesome, shes' got 4 specials on netflix i watch on repeat ever few months
@flavinhofiufiu3623 2 жыл бұрын
For me, she's definitely the best comedian ever. Not only best female comedian, but just the best comedian.
@MizzCupcake244 Жыл бұрын
check out 'Alli Wong Baby Cobra' then
@diroysama8558 2 жыл бұрын
Iliza is so refreshingly unique you'd think she's a different species. And she's quite beautiful ☺ What a finish? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FshLyf1 Жыл бұрын
She's great...absolutely love her...LMAO
@bch5513 Жыл бұрын
"You really gonna go.. " 😂😂 dead on
@thatguywillt 5 ай бұрын
Her delivery during the flight boarding bit was epic, reminds me of Carlin. Just boom boom boom. And that goat noise she makes gets me every time.
@carlaaxelson6338 Жыл бұрын
Omg. I have a new favorite comedian
@charlesdignam780 Жыл бұрын
Iliza, Your airline bit, was right on. The airlines don’t want you to fly, and they let you know it everyday.
@kaylagarcia8118 Жыл бұрын
The glitter part got me 😂
@jewelfrazier5406 Жыл бұрын
I think you are so beautiful, down to earth and intellically sound. Thank you for being a voice for women.
@danielkampf3732 2 жыл бұрын
Ich hab schon viele Ihrer Auftritte gesehen und kann immer wieder über ihre Art und Weise lachen, wie sie die Themen beschreibt. Absolut gut zum Lachen…, gibt kaum was von ihr dass nicht witzig ist
@ericawasser253 Жыл бұрын
You can’t just walk out of a spider Web 🕸 haha love her physicality that blood will return to your system walk it off champ 😭
@einundsiebenziger5488 14 күн бұрын
... kaum was von ihr, das* nicht witzig ist ("das" bezieht sich auf "was" - kein Doppel-S)
@petesneeringer599 2 жыл бұрын
This woman she just kills it she cracks me up she is so funny thank you so much it's good to laugh
@jakubviskup977 2 жыл бұрын
I dont get it. Like if she funny then Im from totally not from this planet. Most of th time I tried to understand what she talkin about. And it s not first female "comedian" I dont get 100% of things they say honestly.
@paulajuarez3251 Жыл бұрын
@@jakubviskup977 Yeah, you're probably not from this planet cause there is a whole comment section talking about the jokes but you dont even understand what she's talking about
@freestateofjones5042 2 жыл бұрын
If she had thrown in "taxation is theft", I would be finding this woman🤣. She's a keeper.
@ashleywilkonson386 Жыл бұрын
Ew wtf creep 🤣
@alex-internetlubber 3 ай бұрын
I love that she exists, she's such an interesting person
@tapanactivist5644 2 жыл бұрын
SUPER TALENTED BRAIN WITH BEAUTY
@Kalrak 2 жыл бұрын
link for that dog commercial pliz
@alfredocosta6887 2 жыл бұрын
congrats....brillant
@-_-SpongeBob Жыл бұрын
1:12 had me 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@ateliersarahanahoryvapaos Жыл бұрын
Brilliant the lobster thing!
@lorimcdaniel6645 Жыл бұрын
lol ...lliza is SO FUNNY...I LOVE HER!
@sarahharris9506 Жыл бұрын
Poor Blanche her face was like this shiz is getting old really fast.😂😂
@Hovotiki Жыл бұрын
Bravo for being honest,I wish you to be happy and healthy
@spikiethespycat4438 Жыл бұрын
So good
@allanbuchan6947 2 жыл бұрын
She's got a bit of Carlin flow to her rants .
@mitchcortez2713 2 жыл бұрын
Please don’t insult Carlin like that. She is more like Dane Cook.
@jacquelynn2051 Жыл бұрын
@@mitchcortez2713 Yeah I was like, er NO. Carlin’s Cadence is unmatched as he actually has a radio background.
@ZeroT29a Жыл бұрын
OMFG, watching some Netflix compilation with this in. I cried laughing :)))
@laprepper Жыл бұрын
Omg the dog 🤣
@shinjaokinawa5122 2 жыл бұрын
This is my cat, brilliant.
@user-fv6no2dq4j 3 ай бұрын
I love her too
@LivingInColumbus Жыл бұрын
Awesomeness
@spomusmo2349 2 жыл бұрын
That is the saddest dog I've ever seen and I'm talking ever but I have never laughed so hard either 😂😂
@donaldaxel 7 ай бұрын
I didn't laugh at the dog jokes, it made me hurt. But the dog was well trained and cute, yes. I had hoped that Iliza would caress it in the way you caress a dog and support the back better, but no, she didn't. Anyway it was clearly a good dog, and well kept.
@idris10x 2 жыл бұрын
Iliza can quicken her speaking-pace to "very fast". That's the icing on her Comedy Cake.
@BWater-yq3jx 2 жыл бұрын
3:26 Yep!
@zacharyrodriguez7982 Жыл бұрын
i love her
@jesseflynn1259 2 жыл бұрын
Love thiy girl !!!!!
@ronniecoleman6672 Жыл бұрын
Wow she is such a genius.
@Jeffrey.Seelman Жыл бұрын
She is so funny. Had to subscribe.
@dylanjackson7102 Жыл бұрын
Definitely right with the hiking idea
@ericawasser253 Жыл бұрын
I honestly Love hiking 🥾 anything outdoors Nature lover tree hugger Hahaha this isn’t makeup it’s war paint wanna mate Love how she changes the tone of her voice for a voice and the speed at which she tells the airline joke I’ve never seen anything like it Iliza is my favorite comedian Love her always makes me laugh out loud
@caliwebb3 Жыл бұрын
just found iliza. Like a lot
@edwardtakenaka5647 Жыл бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤PERFECT DELIVERY!!!!
@fairybeliever4479 Жыл бұрын
This is my cat 😂
@TheTeRiinis 2 жыл бұрын
hahahahaaaa this is hilarious. Hiking haha hiking
@DasDutchman56 2 жыл бұрын
I like your flipper impersonation !
@ThereGoRone 2 жыл бұрын
Funny & Beautiful
@twilfits Жыл бұрын
I went hiking w a date, a guy wearing full length snakeskin coat,.snakeskin pants, and snakeskin cowboy boots while carrying a 6 pack and smokes in the other arm. Don't think he planned to come down the mountain
@ombrom.6040 4 ай бұрын
You are so dam funny and right on the money
@brinistaco1970 Жыл бұрын
love the dolphin noises
@mohammadamini2859 Жыл бұрын
very nice
@hm-studios2296 Жыл бұрын
as a guy watching her shows ....every time just a single though crosses my mind....damn i didn't see that one coming
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