Time stamps 0:01 - we haves cookie 0:23 - first person to fight a living goblin 0:59 - untitled goose game ground keepers hat 1:12 - schlatt argues with ant venom over stal 1:45 - meabeab & bonk 2:14 - schlatt walk & jokes 2:26 - at any given moment 2:39 - this is my step ladder 2:49 - such a good friend 3:00 - just say the punch line 3:09 - I never knew my real ladder 3:25 - I dont know-*falls* 3:30 - someone dropped a knife 4:24 - my childhood hero just called me bipolar 5:03 - human fidget spinner/helicopter rescue 6:00 - cadmium, cock and dick 6:16 - I'll take this one/ computer has virus 6:52 - schlatt has an otamatome/ mini joins 7:28 - jokes 8:04 - throwing acid is wrong 8:25 - looking for my ex girlfriend's killer 8:42 - selling my vaccume 8:55 - buy girlfriend something sexy 9:06 - where there's a will 9:33 - a song about tortillas 9:53 - replaced bed with a trampoline 10:21- hedgehogs eh? 10:42 - universal remote control 10:57 - say what you want 11:11 - shuffling papers 11:29 - of course I should clean my windows 11:49 - the potatoes should go in the front 11:58 - there's no domestic violence going on & end of jokes 12:06 - steak from uber eats 12:25 - who sold out Ann Frank 13:06 - your pushing my buttons 13:29 - tornado 14:53 - Conner gets boofed 15:51 - I love the smell of ___ 15:58 - ____ is magically delicious 16:05 - if nudism is so normal why am I banned from _____ 16:50 - two hands grand mac 17:14 - they call me Jesus h christ 17:31 - get in the cuck shed 18:40 - life is at its highest point when ___ 19:23 - put her there brother 19:41 - schlatt gets trapped/ an offer he can't refuse 20:09 - I just saw Alvin in the chipmunks 2 20:15 - I'm playing breath of the wild 20:27 - man on street light 21:10 - lets kill nick 23:15 - junky janker whats poppin 24:01 - bonk says to raise taxes 24:52 - oneb dies & bonk is god 25:28 - there is always a man outside my window 25:55 - music disc tier list, stal 26:47 - stal talk 27:19 - Michael buys schlatt coin 27:43 - bye bye 28:00 - creeper & lamest death 28:14 - YMCA earrape 28:56 - invisible baby pigman & sky joins the call 32:06 - dick and balls 32:17 - sky sees the cuck shed 33:50 - ant venom sees the cuck shed 34:50 - naked arlus 35:07 - nobody likes this monkey 36:17 - untitled goose game, broom 36:39 - child worker & Pete escapes the cuck shed 37:34 - Pete buys schlatt coins 39:22 - glitched garrys mod 39:48 - scary Minecraft vr 40:16 - stop dancing to cat 41:22 - baby raging & man ass 43:23 - call me carson crying 43:53 - hey ninja you like dick and balls? 44:33 - there is nothing wrong with the water 45:27 - ninja you like dick and balls 45:41 - chest room 45:57 - why is the castle wearing a sombrero 46:12 - big guy 46:33 - going fishing 46:52 - aids 47:58 - I banned obama 49:20 - who put a pee pee on the sign? 49:47 - really saf e area 52:44 - pig villager 53:32 - dual 54:02 - natural disaster schlatt god 54:52 - schlatt vs captain sparkles 56:34 - natural disaster schlatt god 57:12 - I didn't see that 57:31 - I'm jacking myself off 57:49 - technoblade is going to grief everyone 59:09 - schlatt and technoblade win Minecraft monday 59:50 - wagoo ritual 1:00:44 - don't know how to stop the music 1:01:20 - untitled goose game wall d duck 1:01:45 - butter Minecraft butter 1:02:56 - bum bun nun nah nun nana 1:03:29 - schlatts gonna get you 1:03:46 - someone just gave me 25 dollars to tell you you're gay 1:04:02 - big time rush theme 1:04:20 - rabbid wants to die 1:04:31 - Minecraft theme remix 1:05:05 - lets try that one more time 1:05:46 - rabbid fever dream 1:07:12 - prop hunt 1:08:12 - no black rabbid 1:09:06 - oh no papa 1:09:16 - schlatt keeps dying 1:10:27 - one piece voice over 1:11:33 - new spiderman 1:12:34 - the baby fucking dies 1:12:47 - prop hunt 1:16:10 - sneez 1:16:24 - rabbids & parkinsons 1:17:25 - my hero academia voice over 1:17:43 - stumpy 1:18:30 - dollar jokes 1:19:07 - sound board fun 1:19:42 - angry German 1:20:01 - minecraft vr calibrate height 1:20:19 - hungry/ portraying that emotion 1:20:28 - magic tricks 1:20:52 - what's behind you ear 1:21:15 - schlatts brain/ *BLUE* 1:21:35 - casting a spell 1:22:12 - mime 1:22:33 - Brian 1:22:40 - schlatt and ant venom kill the ender dragon :)

"When there's a will..." ***Stares into Wilbur's soul***

“My childhood hero has just called me bipolar”

That whole saying jokes without the punchlines bit is a national treasure.

Schlatt: breaths Everyone: comedy genius

"I'm a catholic, I'm not a protestant, I believe in God..." LOL

cant believe jschlatts been around for 2019 years

Schlatt: *breathes* Carson: I now diagnose you with *funny*

Dude, my childhood was completed when I heard skydoesminecraft say "alright, I'm gonna go smoke another joint"

Schlatt had the best character arc this season.

skydoesminecraft sounds like a war veteran that is struggling from ptsd of his old content and is just locked in a room with the words BUTTER MINECRAFT written in blood on the walls while he just sits there rocking back and forth saying "butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft..."

Imagine having Jschlatt and BadBoyHalo in the same call.

4:04 schalatt it the only person that can make a person with a gun scared

"we haves cookie!" is such a traves thing to say

"Where theres a Will............." * slowly turns to Sootboy *

11:49 The Potato Joke A man named Fred was well into middle age, and had never had a "relationship" with a woman. He was unattractive, poor, and had little you could call personality. His strong moral upbringing prevented him from paying for sex. He had all but resolved to spend the rest of his life a frustrated virgin, when he read an article in a travel magazine about the wild women of the French Riviera. A plan formed in Fred's mind; for three years he saved every spare penny until he could afford a short, one-week vacation on the Riviera. He arrived at his hotel and nervously changed into his beachwear: baggy bermuda shorts, a white sleeveless T-shirt, brown shoes, brown sox. He walked on the beach, his head swiveling from one eye-popping, bikini-clad beauty to another. But none gave him the slightest glance. After patrolling the beach until dusk, he noticed a Frenchman, also middle-aged, surrounded by adoring young women. Cornering the Frenchman, Fred blurted out his sad tale. "I came here hoping to meet women," Fred explained to the sympathetic Frenchman, "And I only have 5 days to go. What can I do to be more like you?" The Frenchman looked him up and down, and said, "Monsieur, it eez your costume. You must buy the tiny men's bikini like mine, some sandals, some chic sunglasses, and voila! you will soon meet many women." So Fred returned to his hotel room, ran down to the shops on the street level, and bought everything that the Frenchman had recommended. The next morning he struggled into his very tight and very tiny new bathing suit, donned his sandals and sunglasses, sucked in his gut and went down to the beach. This time, as he strolled by the many beauties sunning themselves, a few heads turned, and a few titters of laughter seemed directed his way. Upset, he soon found the Frenchman again and, displaying his new outfit, complained that women were still largely ignoring him. "What am I doing wrong?" Fred asked. "Well Monsieur," responded the Frenchman, "It eez a delicate subject. You seem to be somewhat lacking in a certain department valued highly by our young ladies. What I suggest you do is to go to the supermarket, buy a potato, and stick it in your bathing suit." Although Fred thought this was an odd suggestion, he was getting desperate, and decided he would try anything, given his short time remaining. The next morning, he put on his new costume, Then shoved a long, curved, uncooked potato into his trunks. He went out on the beach, this time getting a strong reaction. Women everywhere on the beach were elbowing each other, pointing at Fred, and whispering together. Frantic, Fred ran up to the Frenchman. "NOW what am I doing wrong!?" he screamed. The Frenchman glanced at him and replied in a frosty voice, " *Damn* "

Therapist: the invisible pigman cannot hurt you, he’s not real. ConnorEatsPants: 29:05

It's weird hearing my child hood hero say "I'm gonna go smoke another joint".

Everyone: laughing at jschlatt because of his out if context punchlines Travis: The llama lol

It is incredible just how many people that are now very canceled Schlatt interacted with in 2019

“We haves cookie.” is the cutest shit ever

The best of Schlatt is basically anything he’s involved in.

im very disappointed that “eat pant conar” was not in here

2019 was the most defining year of my life- at least in terms of comedy- and that is entirely due to these boys. Going back to this I expected most of the jokes to not land- for them to be, as the kids say, "cringe" in retrospect. But they aren't. Even three years later these are still some of the funniest people in the world. The videos these boys made during this year, and in the early years after, have helped so many people through hard times. The jokes these people made have made me happier than anything else can or has in my life. I won't say that Schlatt "fell off." I don't think that's fair. He moved on, his comedy evolved. He doesn't do what he used to and that is ok. He's still an incredibly funny and talented person, and deserves all the success he has. But I do miss these days. These perfectly crafted bits that defined so many people's year. These jokes feel "ahead of their time" because this style of humor was carried on by so many people afterwards. Cryptocurrency satire, self-aware cringe "lmao gay" jokes. It was all so perfectly funny. Thank you Schlatt, and thank you to (almost) everyone else featured in this video. You've touched so many people since that fateful day in 1999. And we will always remember you.

“when there’s a will...” *looks straight at Wilbur*

Schlatt: starts to say something Everyone else: dies of laughter

This video brought me more joy than 26 years of marriage, and I’m not even 10 minutes in yet.

Looking back on this now and seeing his old twitch clips, I didn't realize how much deeper his voice has gotten

oh carson

I love how Schlatt's avatar is a cute, harmless sheep, but Schlatt himself is not harmless.

KZfaq: “tell us what you thought of this video” Me: selects the category life changing

First time I watched this in 2 years. Damn, "Schlatt" got me cry'en over here. Thanks for making my shit life happier when I needed it so much, idk how else I would have gotten through sophomore and junior year without you. It's crazy to think how much you have influenced and shaped me, maybe that's a weird thought that you completely changed a person but rest assured it was for the better, so don't worry. I didn't understand people but through your jokes and since of humor that I gained from watching your streams I was no longer the annoying guy at school. Even when I was, you taught me to say fuck you when people judge you because "you shouldn't care what they think, as long as your happy, fuck 'em." That is something that I will never forget. I even took computer science in junior year because that was your job at the busiest time of your life and that was possibly the best/worst class I have ever been in depending on how you look at it. Because of you and your guidance I started streaming, even though it didn't pay off at all, those 100s of hours playing the games I wanted to play (like you said to do so long ago) to literally no one was so much fun. Through your advise, I have started writing a book and looking back on the many spelling and grammar errors it might seem hopeless, but you gave me all the hope I needed. If you ever decide to stream on twitch again, Rex_Infinity will happily be able to give you his 12 month tier 3 sub to you "Big Guy". Thank you for everything.... and take your own advice and do what you want, fuck what we want. I know you are a passionate person that has made many amazing projects even if they were under appreciated at the time, but you still made them knowing full well they wouldn't do well. Now that's inspiring.

I had completely forgotten that techno and schlatt won Minecraft monday together, shits sad, we’re gonna miss that

Schlatt sounds like an adult Scout. Hearing him yell “BONK” was a revelation

The best of Jschlatt in 2019 was all of it

Literally every comment in a video with Carson in it “It’S jUsT nOt ThE sAmE”

Seeing Mini Ladd in this video felt just a bit... Poorly aged? Cringy? Maybe both? Thank God Schlatt doesn't associate with him anymore.

"Look! It's a B O N K" "My childhood hero just called me bipolar.," "HUMAN FIDGET SPINNER!" "You ever diet?" "Throwing acid is wrong." "I've spent the last 6 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer." "Where there's a will....... ...." "Hedgehogs, aye?" -Jschlatt

Jschlatt : Neutral Evil Callmecarson : Chaotic Neutral Slimecicle : Chaotic Good Traves : Neutral Good

Schlatt's Minecraft avatar is just..well It fits in all the right moments When he's telling jokes the avatar makes it so much more funny But in Charlie's video when he was controlling the weather it made him seem much more intimidating

I just realized that schlatt came up with NFTs before NFTs were a thing

I can feel financial security flowing through my veins whenever I put on my schlatt 2020 merchandise Thank you Jschlatt for relieving me of the burden that is student loan debt

schlatt: *tells jokes without the punch line* us: ᴛᴏᴘ ɴᴏᴛᴄʜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ

How is it 2022 and I'm already feeling nostalgia for this. Good times. Before Covid, Minecraft was still popular...2019 was a really good year. The Jschlatt/Antvenom beef is legendary

I have no clue why that bit where schlatt wasn’t saying the punch lines was so funny but it was. Holy shit I started crying (tears of happiness and uncontrollable laughter of course) and now my eyes hurt.

"It's taxes!" "We haves cookie!" traves

45:49 schlatt stealing from his own ender chest

I miss these days

this is still the best, funniest vid I`ve ever seen the pure comedic energy...I really miss the old days

It’s amazing just how big you became in 2019 Schlatt. I’m interested in seeing you become one of the biggest streamers on the internet bud. I still think the Stal drama between you and Ant was my favorite moment of the last year. Here’s to more goofs in 2020!

schlatt: you gotta do it with a brooklyn accent schlatt: *sounds the same*

Schlatt: Don't laugh at this video when i start playing it Also Schlatt:

you don't understand how much i love волк

"I never knew my real ladder" is the funniest thing to happen this year. The build up and the realization are beyond perfect

*"Cash... or credit?"* That line was unironically badass.

I miss old schlatt content

3:54 will always be my favorite clip The sentence "How do I stab you" is absolutely beautiful

my tip made it in at 1:16 pretty epic ngl

"Where there's a will." *Looks at Wilbur*

I miss these videos

jschlatt didn't sound like a newyorker here wth

“where there’s a will” *slowly turns to stare at wilbur*

"The tax people", I'm already liking this

Hopefully we get that best of schlatt 2020 video soon, love you big guy. Here's to two years of watching and many more to come

I just watched the 2020 recap and now I finished the 2019 as well, 4 hours of my life weren’t wasted

schlatt talking to travis vs antvenom is like the gordan ramsey meme of kids vs adults

HERE’S TO THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

The golden age

I’m rewatching this for the thousandth time, and when the SootHouse part happened it made me sad all over again.

Let’s see if we get a 2020 one Before he either gets drafted or elected

The intro is how people will get drafted into the army

I miss 2019 schlatt

I have watched this at least 10 times now..... Who else is watching this at the end of 2020 wishing to go back..... to appreciate what we had, what we have, and what we will have. To be grateful in the moment and to live life like its our last. To appreciate everything we have here and now. Thank you, Jschlatt. You have brought me through many hard times....

I’m mildly offended that I’m not featured in this video

Watching these back with the mini and carson bits feel weird now lol

Watching this 3 years later hittin different, was so much better back then, probably cause we were all younger.

5:08 the lady spinning attached to the helicopter is actually one of my favorite things all year. I laugh every time I see it hahaha (especially with schlatt going "don't laugh! Don- ahahaha don't lau- ahahahahHAAHAHA)

When he said bonk I felt that I tried to make it Russian but then I tried to go back and it sucked

"there's no domestic violence going on" made me laugh so hard I had to explain why it was funny to my mother. it didn't work.

i woke up 20 minutes ago fucking terrified because i thought i was hearing people speaking outside my window. after 20 minutes of fear i go to put on my headphones before i unplug them from my pc and plug them into my phone, only to realize my computer has been playing this video while i was sleeping. what the actual fuck

January 1st: Pope slaps lady January 2nd: World War III trends January 3rd: Best of Jschlatt 2019

“there’s no diamonds for the boofed” -jschlatt

Seeing Miniladd in this vid makes me uncomfortable now....

goin through a v rough patch in life, this made me have a chuckle. thanks bro.

Hearing gumball say "what's popping" triggers my fight or flight instinct

Schlatt laughing like a maniac while Carson is crying is my new personality

Schlatt: *breathes* Everyone: *dying from laughter*

12:06 Ohh... Last time I watched this it was funny, now it’s... It’s like rewatching Carson videos with Fitz or Katerino in them.

schlatt's laugh at 43:35 has had me crying of laughter for hours please help

3:58 I love it every time I see this clip the visible anxiety shakiness in this voice and hands, and in pure desperation swagger tries to *hit him* with the gun

53:28 Techno is finally living his dream..

11:00 grown men laughing at incomplete sentences

I don’t know why but I love the way traves says “we haves cookie”

"best of schlatt 2019" *sees over 1 hour and 25 mins* sounds about right

a calmer time

I miss this…

That first SMP live stream with Ant and Schlatt will never NOT make me nostalgic, despite it being under a year ago. Everything about the beginning of SMP Live was amazing and I miss it so much, but life is about moving forward.

You know that party city joke really makes me laugh, really busts my gut; not just because Shalatt can deliver jokes in such an unorthodox and unique manner where the punchline still is delivered in a top notch manner, but the joke is also funny because Party City (found in the New York Stock Exchange as PRTY) is legitimately and actually going out of business soon, mostly due to a helium shortage that will soon bleed the company dry, as no party is completed without Mylar balloons filled with the precious element, Helium. They also had an abysmal 3rd quarter 2019. Party City stock lost roughly 70% equity on the 7th of November, and I need to make that money back somehow. Please beat up the cashier goblins when you go to Party City. I'm begging you. I'll do anything just please I need you to do it bro please please

i hear some of these clips and am like "holy shit" because he sounds COMPLETELY different. he was years younger, and thats crazy to think about.

pov: you're watching this in 2021 because it came up on your recommended